So just to be clear - saying the slightest negative thing about the kind of values Charlie Kirk put out into the world will result in getting fired, but saying we should kill the homeless is fine if you say you're sorry?

Oh you mother fucker. Why is it dangerous Mitch? Is it because of what you did to the Supreme Court? Maybe it’s because you kept him from being impeached? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

They cut healthcare to build concentration camps.

Translation: I'm a little bitch.

So we just gave tens of billions of dollars so ICE could build camps. Is it time for political violence yet? A mass strike? FUCKING ANYTHING?

@jamesstout.bsky.social another point blank shooting

I know pointing out hypocrisy is useless when dealing with the right, but the same people who lost their shit about jade helm being totally cool with marines on the streets of America makes me want to put a lot of bricks in a lot of faces.

This is like the Kendrick/Drake feud except both parties are Drake.

I thought our dystopian future would be cyberpunk but it’s not even cool, it’s just Dickens.

Relevant.

I just realized it’s very possible to tell what age a person is by their first conscious exposure to Clancy Brown. For example, for me it was Earth 2.

I'm sorry what? Ready or Not 2 will have Cronenberg in it? Is it my birthday?

Guys JD Vance did not kill the pope. That’s absurd and unfair. He merely sapped the pope’s will to continue living. There’s a difference.

They sure did give the wrong Kennedy a lobotomy.

At this point it feels less like they’re telling us to just eat cake and more like they’re telling us to choke on it.

Evil CEO is shot: “He was a FATHER.” ICE kidnaps a man who is also a father and sends him to hell-prison: 🦗🦗🦗

@jasonkpargin.bsky.social was totally right when he made his video about the attempt on Trump's life being one of those critical historical turning points. I think about that a lot.

thehill.com/homenews/sen... Call your reps.

404k: retirement not found

I know I’m several years late to this party but Adrien Brody’s Italian gangster impression is a crime against humanity.

Text STOP to stop receiving texts about top-secret government military planning.

Me getting ready My wife: honey I don’t think you should Wang Chun tonight.

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We’re all in the twilight zone episode where the little kid has godlike powers.

Watching peaky blinders for the first time and oh my god that coat.

It’s depressing that no one is trying to impress Jodie Foster anymore.

Impeach the motherfuckers.

Let’s depose Trump. Like, let’s just fucking do it.

Honestly this sounds like something out of @margaret.bsky.social’s fiction in the best possible way. Add some dinosaurs fighting fascists and I’m all in.

So hard to process that Parable of the Talents was written in ‘98.

So Trump is declaring himself king. Ides of March are coming. Those are two separate thoughts that have nothing to do with each other.

I love all the hurt you're doing. I love all the hurt you're doing. I love all the hurt you're doing. What a horrible way to exist.

Anyone else notice that wormtongue responded to trump’s “he who saves the country” post with 14 flags at 14:14? It’s never a coincidence.

I'm pretty sure we'll be able to eliminate the national debt in the future simply by charging a small fee for people to piss on the graves of Trump and McConnell.

Sold so many Luigis I needed to open an Etsy!

Oh cool, a metaphor.

At least every old white guy in the country hated the halftime show. That’s something right?

Everyone said Section 31 was bad. They were correct. It's not great. I get what they were going for, but it was just off in a lot of ways.

This man fucks.

I picked maybe the worst time of my life to try to quit nicotine. Pretty sure no amount of vegetable glycerine vapor is worse than the stress eating and drinking I’ve been doing instead.

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

if anyone says the word "bipartisan" to me ever again for the rest of my life i cannot be fucking held responsible