Brittany Carney
@brittany-goblin.bsky.social
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Bitchard Cryer. Standup comic and writer in NYC. Seen on HBO Max, Comedy Central, and Don’t Tell.
Well! There’s always (arguably) next year
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In 2013 I ice skated with 2 friends by DC’s national archives, on an otherwise empty rink. Lionel Ritchie’s “All Night Long” blared too loudly. With few bodies to mitigate the sound waves, the mid-to-hi tempo blasted off the ice and plexiglass fence. Perhaps the last time I felt true adrenaline.
about 1 year ago
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Boxing day’s up, New Year’s Eve around the corner. The taint of the Gregorian calendar
about 1 year ago
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I don’t understand the turn of phrase “panties drop.” They don’t drop, or shouldn’t rather, because if they did, they’d be too big. Their removal, whether by you or another, is rather more of a “yank,” or “maneuver.” Anyway new to the app what are you guys talking about on here
about 1 year ago
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