"We have credible evidence that Antifa is assembling squadrons of frog men, chicken people and other far left human-animal hybrids to encircle the Capitol, invade Washington DC and force us all to be transed, gay married or Green New Dealed. We won't stand for it."

I was riding down the road one day Someone hit a possum I was riding down the road one day Someone hit a possum The road was his end His end was the road So they say

tfw you’ve never heard of the california coastal commission

got some parking lot tamales at Walmart tonight and I want to go back and give them more money because wow

the revolution led by a frog and an otter with a turtle on its head

lol I’m taking the train to Chicago because I have seven (!!!) weeks of unused vacation and the sleeper car was on sale so why the hell not

sHe hAd a BaBy iN hEr pLaCeNtA aNd sHe WaS GoBbLiNg tYLeNoL

wtaf are you talking about

have to drive all the way to my old office because my laptop won’t connect to WiFi and I swear to god if a helicopter falls the sky and onto the freeway I’m going to be even more pissy than I already am

The girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa.

think I’ll take a vacation to Chicago next month - never been and it seems like a pretty cool town

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Despite getting whatever anti-trans narrative they wanted out of the Charlie Kirk shooting, the American right is now blaming the Jews instead, because content must be created. It is almost like the "first they came for" thing is not hypothetical!

the war on Christmas is coming from inside the house?? WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!

this is what they’re afraid of??? off for flip’s sake

hang in there bud

Miles was chief of staff at DHS in Trump’s first term 👇🏽

the rage farm monkey scene in Superman was 💯💯💯

One of the more incredible stories out of LA this year has been how a taco review blog became the best on-the-ground coverage of ICE raids in the city. They do a dispatch every day, follow-up on the kidnapped people (which almost no media outlet has done), and fact-check government claims.

0/10 do not like

everything is terrible but on the plus side I’m not Mark Sanchez

Let it never again be said that a woman with no real reporting experience who fell for a Twitter account called "Official Antifa" cannot be the head of a huge news organization

The No Kings stuff on the 18th needs to be really big. If it is too cringe for you, do therapy or deep breathing or something and then grow up

JD Vance wants to use the 25th Amendment to become president. Stephen Miller wants to exploit Trump’s dementia to run the country himself. Call it the new checks and balances.

hahaha YES

suck it, duke! lfg Bears! 🐻

SHE'S HERE

welcome to spooky town

Paddington 4 (2025)

The cats won’t let me dress them up but somehow my daughter manages to get them to wear all kinds of things. Here’s Clawdia looking adorable:

GO BEARS 🐻 💙💛🐻

“Fuck them kids”—Trump, ICE, and every bootlicker on social media

just few more clicks and the algorithm will show me nothing but cats, glitter, equestrian sports, and dance mixes

having the laziest day ever because we earned it #caturday

you guys want to see something amazing?

welcome to spooky town

Kristi Noem: “I can't be the only one who thinks if ICE wanted to they could put together a football team and dominate the NFL”

ICE: for when you’re too dumb and sadistic to be a cop

the sculptor’s name is Timothy Schmaltz

I swear to god the two California pharmacists on this call are the biggest dingdongs on the planet what in the fucking world

Well, well, well. Jack Posobiec, the loudest voting-fraud conspiracy theorist, lives in Maryland. He votes in Pennsylvania. slate.com/news-and-pol... By @jsweetli.bsky.social & @marisakabas.bsky.social on @slate.com

Happy anniversary of Trump testing positive for covid for those who celebrate!

crimes against humanity for the ‘gram

someone left a bunch of Warhammer 40k shit out by the trash around 3213 11th St NW if there are any nerds in DC on furlough looking for something to do

the kids are alright ❤️

I didn’t go through 12 years of medical training to check immigration status before deciding if a life is worth saving.

they call me mister pope!

The US is quite literally the laughingstock of the world today

let the gourd times roll

no matter what it was, Mike Johnson didn’t see it and doesn’t have anything to say about it