Hiiiii who else wants to look this cute ♥️♥️♥️🥰 YOU CAN. MAYBE. IF YOU GO TO theoluminati.etsy.com

Merry Christmas to my bluesky lovers. Each and every one of you is in my polycule now, btw.

It is kinda funny that bluesky desperately doesn't want bullying and has so many moderation tools to stop it but the most visible user base on bluesky fucking loves bullying

I will never get over the fact that the MTA runs two commuter rail systems, and they hate each other so much that they disagree on how they spell "railroad".

No matter how good you have it in life there will always be people who have it better than you and it's very important that you retain a boiling, red-hot hatred for those people.

this is what happens to you if you hang out with me when I'm wearing the hat, btw

kinda glad my posting compulsion hasn’t stopped after my suspension, I was starting to get scared I was becoming clout hungry. But no. I really am just doing this out of pure love of the game and a bad addiction

That’s it. He’s blocked

The mark of a true poster is that the posts that are funniest to you is some 30-follower account posting ‘baked beeans tonight,,’

Please follow Theo luminati. She is evil but unfortunately is the funniest person I've ever met, and your next week will be better if you convince her (with your likes and reskeets) to stay on bluesky during her exile

post dump for engagement dopamine hits for Theo

Happy Thanksgiving the nazi website that lets swastikas fly daily banned me for a full week for being just a little too inappropriate for them I guess

do not dwell on what is ve-gone, instead look to the tofuture.

What's the lore behind your PFP

One possible reading of Robert Zemeckis's movie Flight is "it's possible that being drunk actually makes you better at flying a commercial airliner, but you still shouldn't do it."

ChatGPT got group chats before bluesky

Elon Musk's relationship with Grok reminds me of that episode of Spongebob where Spongebob didn't want to make Plankton a krabby patty so Plankton put Spongebob's brain into a robot and the robot wouldn't make him a krabby patty either.

Calling Olivia Nuzzi's bush "Bohemian Grove" cause of the number of old republican dudes been there

rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear

They shut down twitter for my birthday because Elon Musk hates me so much and didn’t want me to spend a very special birthday with my small yet incredibly powerful cult. Many such cases. Sad!

girlfriend found out I like oatmeal raisin cookies and now she won't stop calling me oatboy and making horse neighing sounds at me fml

Dear Reddit, I have fallen in love with my favorite waymo (WMSFN-2033887, Ford Focus) but it is refusing to stop letting other people ride inside it. I'm monogamish but this is breaking a boundary, am I the asshole?

these emails are incredible

Clinton: I smoked but I didn't inhale Trump: I stroked but I didn't impale

Trump just posted this to his close friends story??

hearing about Trump and Clinton made me think about how two titans with so many differences could still come together and make something beautiful... I really messed up by putting myself in a situation where I couldn't worship you with my mouth like he does... Take care...

My favorite part of the show so far is when they say "it's plurbin time" and then they plurb all over the place

somedays you just want to sip on the Panera lemonade that kills you, just to feel something

now everyone sex traffics children on their got dang phones

This post was fact checked by true rust belt warriors: TRUE!

NCR fans be like “I will engage with your opinions about New Vegas but only if you recognize New California’s right to exist”

as Twitter hilariously and incompetently nukes the dm feature by half-shipping a new Chats without fixing or integrating old chats, I am reminded that bluesky STILL DOESNT HAVE GROUPCHATS

This is what we would be doing every day if the Cheeto lost

"if we can replace taxes with tariffs that would be a huge win."

what's up little lib slop piggies

This is my magnum opus

Spell of putting me on 1100 blocklists

Oh yeah forgot to post this here yesterday, went to nyc and met up with (left to right): - @slazac.bsky.social - @sunshine.bsky.social - @theoluminati.bsky.social - @what-n-tarnation.bsky.social - some idiot idk - x.com/trey_explainer - x.com/colin_d_m (and no-socials girlfriend)

JD Vance looking longingly at historic images of powerful and dignified US vice presidents while shedding a single tear as they force him to post yet another AI slop video glazing his slobbish boss

Get out of here cunts I have to deal with your cringe fucking jokes enough at the other place

Huge thank you to my two clouted blue sky friends for helping me with my post engagement here. I love nepotism and cheating

Republican: Do you want a hot dog Lib: No. I’m not hungry Right wing pundit with 1 mil followers: See? They hate you. They don’t even want a hot dog from you. They want you fucking dead. They’ll never eat your hot dog. They want you dead in the ground

Getting cancelled on twitter for an amazing reason