Double strait drifting (probably, I assume) lets goooo God, why haven’t we impeached this moron yet

So why did we agree to a ceasefire and what even caused it to come undone. I’m so lost at this point. I’ve tuned out a bit because it was the same cycle again over and over despite nothing changing and I have no idea what is actually going on now

I'm going insane. The dealership lost one of the weird plastic bolts for my under belly splash shield when they did the oil and I just cannot find the replacement part to buy anywhere. Like the official VW parts website shows an entirely different design that doesn't have it??

It’s crazy I’ve had an irrational fear of this ever since I saw an aorta on a cadaver in college but never heard of it being an actual thing until now Crazy your heart can just explode

“Wahh it makes no sense Padme died of a broken heart” mfs have been real quiet lately

“…that have been attributed to his post polio condition” That aspect makes me the angriest. Being reminded how we are *barely* removed from all these horrific conditions that vaccines saved us from. And people who grew up in that world are not horrified enough to disavow the party of RFK jr??

Blue state DMVs: we have all the standard military/police alternate plate designs and then like 5 for state parks/cancer/etc Red state DMVs: we have over 200 plate designs to choose from! You can express a diversity of views, like supporting Israel, NIMBYism, or fiscal conservatism!!

*gets rear ended* Ugh, of course it was a Gemini 🙄

Thankfully it was definitely the oil drain plug, again, and not something more serious. But what the hell, two times now and I’ve NEVER had this problem on my Golf which I did a ton of oil changes on? Are the threads on my oil pan damaged ugh

I was hoping the oil stain in my side of the garage was from when my sister parked there… but no I just checked my oil level it’s definitely gone down a fair amount (luckily still above minimum) 🙃

All the problems with the Colorado DMV are because it’s run by a cabal of one ethnic group and you’re not allowed to say it even though they’re the only ones with their own group special interest license plate… Seriously it’s so weird it’s just Italian American and Chicano pride plates we

I like to imagine the German bureaucrat had an orgasm when reviewing the Colorado DMV’s rules and procedures and saw how strict and arbitrary everything is

I hate the stupid bonus incentive at my job so much. I have genuinely been picking harder states/dealers whenever I’m “ahead” of quota to make sure I’m not cherry picking because I want to be fair to everyone else and not get rusty on states etc. But I’ve changed how I grab files to genuinely

Why do California and Louisiana have such similar plates

“Unpopular”

People trying to connect Sony executives selling stock to the death of physical discs, like they’re cashing out because they know it’ll tank the company… what?? Please use your brains. If that is what was going on they would not have made that decision lmao.

Ngl I’m a little resentful people stationed on the KY side of Ft Campbell get to be considered TN residents for tax purposes, when buying a car at least. Why is it you only get to be free of this jurisdictional hell if you’re an 18 year old buying a dodge charger.

MAXINE WATERS DO IT AGAIN

*breathes in* look, all I’m saying is that if New Englanders were capable of feeling shame maybe their DMVs wouldn’t be so fucking weird

Why don’t they just make the reflecting pool out of metal are they stupid?

Theoretically, if a state didn’t want to register cars and give them license plates is there any federal law stopping them from doing that? Was it like that when states first started registering cars and others hadn’t started yet? Other states just had to respect cars driving in without plates?

I can’t get over this. You’re a celebrity your image is everything. What will help with that? Becoming a used car salesman.

You know, I wasn’t convinced I needed a new Buick Encore, but I think you’ve convinced me, Mark Wahlberg Why does this exist 😭

I want to receive my title and registration slower and with more clerical errors processed by clerks who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding.

Turning purchases off but still allowing downloads of owned digital games on old consoles doesn’t make sense to me. Like the obvious implication is that the ability to re-download games will go away soon-ish right? Cuz they still have to keep the servers up for that. So is maintaining the ability

Demiurge derangement syndrome

Virtue signaling how much I don’t care about America by working today (jk it’s because we had a power outage so we couldn’t work for a couple days and they’re paying us insane incentives to work this weekend so yeah)

I think it’s pure cope when gamers say that PC is different to justify how there haven’t been physical PC games since like 2010 but consoles going all digital is the End Times. You just trust Valve more than Sony. It’s fine you don’t need to twist yourself in knots.

Due to a clerical error they were actually working for the Colorado DMV from 1933-1945 which explains so much about the Colorado DMV.

It was actually a minion that tempted Adam with a banana btw.

Realized I’m an adult and can just buy a baguette to snack on

It feels very Trumpian how Colorado has to go “happy America 250! Btw it’s also Colorado 150” Oooh round numbers aligned aren’t you special

Please don’t Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth in VC

Is the stigma against being a Nazi ever going to come back or is it just going to keep getting worse forever

Bluesky moment

I officially hate the AC discourse. It’s even on Reddit and now I’m being bombarded with /r/MURICA doing soft climate change denialism (hurr de durr the climate change deniers are more prepared for it than those silly lefty euros) and shit like this using it to excuse toddlers shooting people

I think I’m close to deciding I want to sell my steam deck tbh. I could make a profit on it now which is nice but mostly the 1080p aftermarket screen was kind of a mistake, games consume too much power and the fan gets way too loud. And it doesn’t play a lot of the games I want to.

The “obviously insane” idea that… nobody should be born stateless

If the Soviet Union got into manufacturing pharmaceuticals for export we could call them USSRIs

Apparently this is a power company issue not a building issue that our power is half out at work and idk I feel like people were talking as if this is more typical of the power company than I ever remember hearing people talk about SRP or APS in Phoenix? 🤷‍♂️

It’s 61F/16C outside and the AC is out at work and this building is miserable. Literally how the fuck do Europeans do this.

Slopulists like simultaneously believe rich people borrowing against their stocks that have unrealized gains is some magic infinite money glitch but also having your taxes go up because of unrealized gains on your house is evil

Sorry euro-lefties but opposition to air conditioning is bootlicker coded now

Still crazy to me how badly Xbox lost this generation plagued by affordability issues right from the start when when they were the only one to accurately predict they needed a lower cost option (Series S) since they can’t count on prices going down.

I was just thinking I've done enough OT this year that the gift cards they give us at work for doing OT are a non-negligible part of my income which made me think to look up if that has tax implications and ugh. Why do they have to do it this wayyyyyy. It's probably not that hard to report but

2374 AD. The US and Iran have just signed the 15th Revised US-Iran Treaty of Friendship. They’re still striking each other just for old times sake. A deal is imminent.

Jesus Christ. I have no travel plans and don’t really see myself traveling out of country soon but I realized my passport is expired and thought maybe I should renew it just in case. But yeah not right now

Why are states not able to ban titles from certain states but *can* ban dealer reassignment pages from certain states? I doubt there’s a federal law mandating states have to provide dealer titles to suite the neuroses of other states about reassignment pages etc.

The Colorado DMV was invented by the Demiurge to lead people astray on the path to true gnosis

For some reason I’ve been watching plumbing shorts on YouTube, I don’t know. But I’ve learned that apparently lead shower pans are still dominant in NYC? I mean it’s not really a risk to drinking water once installed obviously but still, why? The installers still have to handle it…