I know it doesn’t actually matter because the “holiday” is the entire weekend anyways (and often extended well beyond that now) but why did we decide on cyber Monday. Isn’t the point of the online counterpart to capture the people who didn’t have Friday off. Cyber Saturday works just as well. 😤

The best part of small form factor cases is you can see the WiFi antennas popping out like an old school tv. Feels kinda “analogue”, idk

IDK if I’m that stupid for not figuring it out sooner. It seems to be getting worse with use like something is actively degrading.

My GPU is obviously broken and I would have figured this out in month 1 if I wasn't an embarrassing moron who spent this much on a computer to play 1 (one) game with a backlog of mostly older games. TLOU II crashed on me too, in the same spot, every time. With the same error FFVII Rebirth gives me.

IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND I picked up Doom TDA in the steam sale to have another modern, demanding game I am pretty sure is stable/had the bugs worked out to see if my system just crashes as high load (but not synthetic stress tests?) and it’s not just Halo. LO AND BEHOLD IT CRASHES.

Prius owners fucking love putting the “‘cool Prius’ -no one ever” sticker on their Prius

Maybe I’m stupid (very possible) but I’m losing my mind at how it genuinely took me a second to recognize that was supposed to be Kamala on the lower left and she’s one of the few without labels. Come on Ben, you’re slipping.

I am genuinely loathe to hand it to Tim Sweeney but ngl it does make me roll my eyes transparently seeing what Valve is doing, low cost do nothing pandering to the loudest voices on the internet most prone to review bombing etc so Valve further entrenches them as their personal army

Is sex friendslop or parryslop?

*parries ur cumshot*

10.6% is FAR from the worst I regularly see lmao Also this is besides the point but it’s kind of funny(?) that there’s some kind of consolidation somewhere in the chain so there’s only like 2-3 templates for loan agreements that dealers use. I have seen this exact page so, so many times

Guess we just shouldn’t have a military at all because if a single veteran has PTSD and does something violent at home because of it, that’s too much of a risk for civilians to live with.

If I didn’t have such a grudge against eBay/the alternatives not being as convenient I would be so tempted to take advantage of the ram shortage and cash out the equity in my PC parting it out and be done with it. Just get a nice laptop.

Nah babe your cable management is perfect, the overly neat ones scare me 🙈

Why do they call it “posting like Sephiroth”, he seems like a pretty reasonable and cool guy?

Left NIMBYism is occurring and the game forces you to sit by and watch 😔

…I wonder if Halo Infinite crashing is being caused by my power supply? I finally played another modern-ish reasonably demanding game and that started crashing pretty quick. But that gave an error I could google and power supplies seem to be a common culprit?

I know I know the current crop of Windows ARM devices are not meant for gaming. But man, worksonwoa is sad. It's a resource for weirdo early adopters who just want to see what they can do and like, so many big games have never been tested. Others only once in 2023/4 lol.

Started playing FFVI again after 18 months and upon picking it up again I had a banquet with the emperor and I had to like choose to be hostile or sympathetic and I have only the vaguest of memories of what happened before 💀

Oh my god. The people on the phone line aren't authorized to look at my medical records because privacy/security/etc so all they could tell me is that there's a step I need to do before I can schedule my xolair shot but can't tell me what it is.

I’m so upset. I shouldn’t care this much about work and my insecurity over LOOKING like I’m lying to call out is probably dumb. But I’m simultaneously worried my coworkers think I’m someone that knowingly comes in contagious and that I’m basically absentee. I hate everything

I can’t believe I’ve fucking done it again. Kept coming in to work when I should have called out only for my symptoms to peak one night preventing me from getting any sleep, calling out because of it, then feeling like I’m on the upswing the next day.

If my body is trying to kill me can it just fucking get it over with instead of dragging it out like this Why does Colorado’s assisted dying law require a <6 month prognosis I can’t fucking take this

I'm losing my mind. How does the main patient contact line for THE HOSPITAL where I saw my allergist close at 5. HJOW THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT DO WORKING PEOPLE GET ANYTHING DONE. I DO NOT GET HOME BEFORE 5. I hope my throat swells and kills me I can't take this

God, mechanical keyboards have been such a waste (for me) lmao. I really don't give a shit. I got way too into them because it was something to sink my autism into and "optimize" and I guess I got peer pressured by the internet. Now I'm stuck with this stupid "budget" one that doesn't play nice with

It simultaneously feels like just yesterday and forever ago that I was convinced I had bed bugs because of the "bug bites" I would wake up with... And now I actually desperately wish it WAS that because it would be infinitely more solvable...

I've entered the despair stage with my hives. My output at work has dropped because I feel tired and lethargic from the hives themselves and being on enough antihistamines to knock out a horse. How am I supposed to live like this.

I’m tired of having a body just put in the computer. I *think* my throat symptoms are because getting on prednisone again caused me really bad silent reflux causing all my throat symptoms, not that my hives have caused swelling in my throat and I’m gonna die at any second.

Are there places where it’s cold and snowy in the winter but not *as* dry as Colorado and they’re like “at least it’s a wet cold”

I was too stupid to get into nursing school which was maybe kind of a blessing I’d suck at that job being autistic. But I’ve just kind of been winging it since trying to figure out a “non college” path

Oh god, I hope I'm sick now. I have a bad cough. AFAIK chronic hives can cause a cough because of swelling in the throat which is really dangerous? I went to urgent care Wednesday to get another prednisone prescription while I wait for my fucking xolair shot to be scheduled so hopefully

WAIT no I was covered! I had the myColorado app installed, which lets me view my DL. (Luckily the cashier let me through anyways) *sigh* I guess I have to hand it to the Great Satan (Colorado DMV) just once

I tried to stop being a boomer and not bring my wallet to the grocery store cuz mobile wallet. When I went to get get NyQuil and didn’t realize they want ID for that 😭

Twitter couple taking their PFPs from this

I’m ngl I was kind of annoyed with the people saying Trump would come of this a socialist (for 5 minutes at least lol). I can’t believe it actually happened

I can’t stand this. With my stupid fucking immune system attacking myself for no reason I can’t tell if I’m actually sick and should call out for being contagious or not. Ugh

Dealership speaks flawless DMV- title clerk stunned

Touch my pizza and buy me butt

Gnosis is actually achieved when you know everything there is to know about titling and registering motor vehicles

I am legit getting 5 calls per day about “Google business listing”. At this point I genuinely hope we as a society abandon the phone system and move all communication to proprietary platforms. This is clearly not fixable.

Self loathing Cortana: I could give you over forty thousand reasons why I know my art isn't real. I know it because the lighting is inconsistent. I know it because the patterns repeat more perfectly than real art. But for all that, I'll never actually know if it looks real. If it feels real.

The way media hypes up anything Michael Burry says, I think he knows his reputation lets him move markets so it becomes a self actualizing thing he can profit off of and it makes me way more skeptical lmao

Ah, good. Glad they managed to clear that up. Wouldn’t want to make it awkward or confusing.

It's funny how bad google's AI summaries are when I google questions at work. Like, I'm asking about the law and regulations published by government agencies. Something that should be pretty deterministic and possible to summarize. But redditors don't debate it so it doesn't know.

IDK exactly what is going on with this debate but I don't think it's that hard to simultaneously hold -the government has forced suburbanization as a policy goal above what the market would decide -most Americans aren't technocrats who idealize the densest forms of urban living for the efficiency

Make it stopppppp I'm tired of "serious" financial institutions embracing crypto 😩

Tried to cancel my State Farm policy and the customer retention team is threatening to deport me to Siberia???

Leftists will be like [anti insurance populist gesturing] Meanwhile the giants are all named things like “State Farm” “All State” “Progressive” 🙄

Found a dealer that advertises no questions asked returns… with a 15% restocking fee. And only on used cars so driving it off the lot doesn’t literally depreciate it instantly lol. Pretty sure you could immediately flip it taking less than a 15% hit even counting taxes?