Not to be a chud but I lowkey hate that everything including pickups can be hybrids these days. Because it changes fees in a lot of states and is also super easy to miss 😩

What the fuck How is it almost February already

Randomly threw up not that long after taking all my pills. So now I have no idea how much medicine is actually in me. And tomorrow is really important 🫠 What the hell is wrong with my body please god make it stop

Lowkey my second biggest fear at work (after getting fired for being inadequate) is that I ADHD into typing something I’m thinking about and it’s horribly inappropriate 💀

*filling out someone’s lease tax worksheet or some shit while I’m in an office of people that would hear if my Bluetooth bugged out* My ear buds: I can't quit, I'm addicted to sucking dick I'm committed, I make it fit Grindr bloop and an Uber split, Ugh I can't quit, I'm addicted to sucking dick

Shooting a nut vid on this 😩👌

Abolishing car ownership should be a political slam dunk in cold climates shits fucking annoying

Ben Garrison: I’m worried my antisemitism isn’t subtle enough, should I add labels?

We need to shut it all down until we can figure out what the HELL is going on with first world labor aristocrats

Imagine god in heaven like “hmm yes more prayerslop please!”

“Watched Tehran cuz it’s Zionist propaganda” gf, “Watches Tehran as cope cuz it shows Iran with competent air defenses” bf

Ok, it’s actually about that funny. The sympathetic characters in the protagonist and antagonist sense are both like the true believers in the IRGC *and* Mossad who go against their bosses cuz of their integrity Also lol @ the plot given how Iran’s air defenses really held up in reality!

youtu.be/mN2Td45Ln5M?... If this is accurate, ugh. Because putting FaceID under the screen so it’s just a regular hole punch now sounds awesome but I don’t want a huge chungus phone and idk if the base 18 will get that but I don’t wanna wait longer so

Just watched the first episode of Tehran on Apple TV. The Mossad girl was NOT using a MacBook to hack the Iranian radar system whatever. Are they implying the Iranians are the good guys??? 😱

This year’s flu absolutely feels worse than Covid. I totally get how it killed millions in some years before modern medicine.

Why did I unironically have to contract the DMV autism. This short unironically made me want to see the vintage 1980s MCO more than the car itself. Like would it A) have no assignments filled out or B) be assigned to the museum, but never titled or C) is it titled? youtube.com/shorts/qQQaa...

Why am I so fucking retarded I legitimately didn’t feel “sick” today, just miserable from getting no sleep, so I went into work like a fucking retard (w/mask to protect others at least…). But as soon as I get home I start hacking and coughing and feeling sick again.

It would be so cool if cough drops actually fucking worked

Why am I like this. I feel I hobble about a bit differently on different days because different parts of my body hurt which makes me worried people think I’m like faking it for attention cuz it’s not consistent?

Wow! I can finally play zero games in addition to the zero games that are already on Windows on ARM!

The fact that your body releases histamines when sick and histamines are making my life hell is going to turn me into a Lorenz moder forever masker. I really wish I could live in a clean room fed off an IV at this point

Ah wait so we’re gonna do a stupid ass venture that already isn’t profitable and then use the revenue to funnel money into an off shore account presumably for even more graft Yippee

Wait I thought Apple’s plan, at least until they made AI Siri actually good enough to handle everything, was to let users choose from a list of supported AI services to handle requests that Siri couldn’t? Did I completely hallucinate that? Re: Apple switching to Gemini instead

I h8 histamine

Why doesn’t YouTube premium annual have an option to auto renew, every year I panic thinking they’ve started putting ads in premium lmao

What did I do to deserve this miserable existence. Why am I not allowed a 5 minute reprieve from the discomfort ever

Read up a little on *how* Iran has mismanaged its water so much… Jesus Christ how are people willing to kill for such a stupid regime. Like they could afford the nuclear program, the proxy network, and their insane water projects if they were like 30% less stupid with the water.

My YouTube shorts algorithm has been showing me home inspectors who just roast builders for being awful and lazy and stupid and it makes me think, maybe I could do the same putting dealership title clerks on blast 🤔 youtube.com/shorts/UMZlA...

Tfw Reza Pahlavi accidentally commits some personal slight against Trump and we end up restoring the Qajars instead

There’s gotta be a lion furry out there somewhere who goes by Reza Paw-lavi

I’ve been like cold/flu sick 3 times since my chronic hives started and every time it’s coincided with my hive symptoms getting worse so it was hard to tell what was what. I hate my stupid fucking life.

Guess who just woke up from their own screaming in pain in their sleep

It is bringing out my inner Reddit atheist how a theocracy is doing all of this to stay in power. Led by a fucking 86 year old too. It’s all so fucking pointless.

I’m ngl I have no idea what this image implies despite seeing it a ton

I can’t fucking take this Feel asleep over 8 hours before waking up but I feel miserable and tired because I couldn’t stay asleep for more than 2 hours at a time because of my fucking hives. Everything hurts. This can’t be the rest of my life.

“Purchased 17 times” Just call me an addict jeez (still, soooo much cheaper than buying in stores lol)

I’ve almost exclusively been watching DW videos (German public broadcaster) for updates on the Iran protests. And somehow watching the equivalent of PBS filled my YouTube algorithm with crank shit. Also lmao, they’re extremely well covered for something in a country with no internet??

Where are all the dudes with the “shoot your local pedophile” stickers on their trucks. They should be eating really good rn! www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

My GOAT don't miss 🗣️🗣️🗣️

It would be kind of hilarious to restore a symbolic monarchy that has only existed for 3 generations. Like, the point of symbolic monarchies is the continuity for traditions and ceremonies and stuff. But when that only goes back to the 1920s?? What

Fucking insane what we’re doing to Minneapolis while we cheer on the protests in Iran. If I were the US president, I would not be like intentionally encouraging whataboutism for literally no reason other than you are a hypocrite who loves murder.

The DMV should sell blackout titles to double dip on chuds with blackout plates Hell why stop there, blackout drivers licenses too. We could afford to completely repave the roads every 5 years with that kind of revenue.

I am hearing that on his deathbed Ayatollah Khameini received the enlightenment of his own intelligence etc etc

I love how the reaction on like /r/creditcards is A) over estimating how much rewards are paid for out of interest vs swipe fees* and B) biting the bullet and thinking that’s good *my understanding is that swipe fees from high spenders genuinely are the bulk of the business cuz very few are

>Trump bans Ozempic to pressure Denmark to hand over Greenland >Americans finally rise up and depose Trump Trust the plan

Not to be too much of a Reddit atheist but I have to wonder what goes through your head as the leader of a theocratic state when your rule is this seriously threatened. Is there any “maybe this is God’s will and I failed”

Please do it. Destroy the credit card industry so I can go back to being a debitmoder and not have to constantly be thinking about which card is the best to use for what things or else I’m LITERALLY leaving free money on the table.

Jesus tapdancing Christ I'm so tired of him being him. You do defend a lease. We have lots and lots of "leases" in other countries for the explicit purpose it creates a much stronger incentive to defend them if attacked.

Dear vehicle shoppers, If the dealership model wasn’t legally entrenched, who else would send your taxes to the wrong place and fuck up your power of attorney form, even when you’re paying them a middle class house’s worth? -Turning Point Dealerships of America