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Billions must smile
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on a semi-fortnightly basis, theo luminati and i cross paths to exchange one (1) unit of inscrutable post-ironic pedantry. following Standard Operating Procedures, i then retire to my fortress of accounting studies until the next lumination
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JP
1 day ago
thrilled and honored to announce that I will not
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rob
2 days ago
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There is literally a jestergooning Cheeto hitlermaxxing in the white house
about 21 hours ago
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I vote democrat in an ironic and subversive way. You probably wouldn’t get it. I think many of you are not on my level of post-ironic detachment. Not that there’s anything wrong with that
about 21 hours ago
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JP
7 days ago
I said "ooh I like your gold necklace" one time in front of my friends and they called me "Covetous Smaug" for months
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$75 MILLION on the Melania movie. As if buying from amazon wasn’t already sinful. This is where your money is going. To hell
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7 days ago
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You just know in every instance that man got up to some extremely homosexual shit beforehand and needs to cope republicanly
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7 days ago
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perfect angel
7 days ago
marriage should only be between a woman with short nails and a woman with a coke nail, as god intended
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in left spaces it’s important for us to understand and respect each other as a united working class against capitalist oppression. That’s why I’m blocking and reporting you for your bad opinions about community gardens
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SE Gyges
7 days ago
this i very clearly the best piece of slop made to date. i have no idea what could possibly dethrone it, and i beg forgiveness for my behavior on that day
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This is actually so prescient
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8 days ago
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Arrowed! Ow my skin! 👊🏳️🌈🔥
9 days ago
banger from
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Trading pokemon with
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2 months ago
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Dog.
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2 months ago
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James
2 months ago
Buddy, I gotta tell you, if I was a GOP representative, my ass would not feel comfortable watching a 15-point swing in a deeply red district ahead of a midterm where the President has been behaving erratically while consistently growing more historically unpopular.
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jamelle
2 months ago
i'd say the midterm-level turnout for a special election is even more ominous than the swing
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I was there & I remember this kid. Then after Spacey got exposed the kid went back and bumped the original post. Which was kinda sigma.
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2 months ago
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rob
2 months ago
the allies should have at least tried calling him gaydolf hitler
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Take that Dearborn Michigan, now a bunch of people who couldn’t vote are getting their ass beat by ICE while they try to call their chud maga westernized Trump-voting nazbol arab grandson for help but he doesn’t come because he’s watching Logan Paul
2 months ago
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sorry you lost your representation in the media :/
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Playing victim because people hate bigotry is conceptually so funny. Imagine a movement of serial killers like ‘remember, these monsters hate everything we stand for and think we’re bad people just because we like killing. You. Are. Valid.’
2 months ago
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River_Tam
2 months ago
They did the meme!
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kinda glad my posting compulsion hasn’t stopped after my suspension, I was starting to get scared I was becoming clout hungry. But no. I really am just doing this out of pure love of the game and a bad addiction
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He would never say this for Gaza, but interestingly I can’t even picture him saying this about also-white Ukrainians, which leads me to believe he only cares about white Afrikaners because they’re white AND evil
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3 months ago
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Everything else in this artistic masterpiece aside, what the fuck is a chocolate library cake
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3 months ago
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That’s it. He’s blocked
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3 months ago
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The mark of a true poster is that the posts that are funniest to you is some 30-follower account posting ‘baked beeans tonight,,’
3 months ago
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perfect angel
3 months ago
[edgy comedian whos secretly a furry into cnc voice] its a dog rape dog world out there
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Saying this in 2025 is crazy. That’s so fucking funny. That’s the kind of comedy no one intentionally trying to be funny could ever achieve
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3 months ago
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HEARTWARMING: local girl never has to see annoying extended family on Thanksgiving despite having a close relationship with parents because both parents hate the rest of their family
3 months ago
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post dump for engagement dopamine hits for Theo
3 months ago
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rob
3 months ago
graham platner: i believed babies came from a woman's butt for a long time. then i started talking to more and more people. diverse people with different stories, different ideas. ideas i'd been shielded from for a long time because of my privilege. i am *sorry* audience member (crying): thank you
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Happy Thanksgiving the nazi website that lets swastikas fly daily banned me for a full week for being just a little too inappropriate for them I guess
3 months ago
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)
3 months ago
(shamelessly stealing
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rob
3 months ago
patrick bateman voiceover: Peter is my favorite character. His domestic squabbles with Lois are a pitch perfect send up of the American family. Stewie can talk. Some characters can understand him, while others can't. I have a Google sheet where I track that data point for over 200 Quahog residents.
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Wow this is so beautiful. Thank you. I’m holding it in my heart in the way one would hold a basketball
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
you reposted that guy’s post but you didn’t heart it . are you insane?
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Andrew Lawrence
3 months ago
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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They shut down twitter for my birthday because Elon Musk hates me so much and didn’t want me to spend a very special birthday with my small yet incredibly powerful cult. Many such cases. Sad!
3 months ago
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It’s my birthday today
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perfect angel
3 months ago
i hope this subtweet finds you well
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I just know she’s some brony’s human Rarity design. but I can’t prove it
3 months ago
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Sky Marchini
3 months ago
amazing to see how far
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This is my magnum opus
3 months ago
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Spell of putting me on 1100 blocklists
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3 months ago
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perfect angel
4 months ago
what if we created an entire economy around pump and dumps, fomo, and pyramid schemes. thatd be so cool right
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