Dog.

Buddy, I gotta tell you, if I was a GOP representative, my ass would not feel comfortable watching a 15-point swing in a deeply red district ahead of a midterm where the President has been behaving erratically while consistently growing more historically unpopular.

i'd say the midterm-level turnout for a special election is even more ominous than the swing

I was there & I remember this kid. Then after Spacey got exposed the kid went back and bumped the original post. Which was kinda sigma.

Take that Dearborn Michigan, now a bunch of people who couldn’t vote are getting their ass beat by ICE while they try to call their chud maga westernized Trump-voting nazbol arab grandson for help but he doesn’t come because he’s watching Logan Paul

@shiningangelx.bsky.social sorry you lost your representation in the media :/

Playing victim because people hate bigotry is conceptually so funny. Imagine a movement of serial killers like ‘remember, these monsters hate everything we stand for and think we’re bad people just because we like killing. You. Are. Valid.’

They did the meme!

kinda glad my posting compulsion hasn’t stopped after my suspension, I was starting to get scared I was becoming clout hungry. But no. I really am just doing this out of pure love of the game and a bad addiction

He would never say this for Gaza, but interestingly I can’t even picture him saying this about also-white Ukrainians, which leads me to believe he only cares about white Afrikaners because they’re white AND evil

Everything else in this artistic masterpiece aside, what the fuck is a chocolate library cake

That’s it. He’s blocked

The mark of a true poster is that the posts that are funniest to you is some 30-follower account posting ‘baked beeans tonight,,’

[edgy comedian whos secretly a furry into cnc voice] its a dog rape dog world out there

Saying this in 2025 is crazy. That’s so fucking funny. That’s the kind of comedy no one intentionally trying to be funny could ever achieve

HEARTWARMING: local girl never has to see annoying extended family on Thanksgiving despite having a close relationship with parents because both parents hate the rest of their family

post dump for engagement dopamine hits for Theo

Happy Thanksgiving the nazi website that lets swastikas fly daily banned me for a full week for being just a little too inappropriate for them I guess

(shamelessly stealing @theoluminati.bsky.social ‘s bit with this)

Wow this is so beautiful. Thank you. I’m holding it in my heart in the way one would hold a basketball

you reposted that guy’s post but you didn’t heart it . are you insane?

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

They shut down twitter for my birthday because Elon Musk hates me so much and didn’t want me to spend a very special birthday with my small yet incredibly powerful cult. Many such cases. Sad!

It’s my birthday today

i hope this subtweet finds you well

I just know she’s some brony’s human Rarity design. but I can’t prove it

amazing to see how far @theoluminati.bsky.social thought has spread

This is my magnum opus

Spell of putting me on 1100 blocklists

what if we created an entire economy around pump and dumps, fomo, and pyramid schemes. thatd be so cool right

Gotta cut medicaid so we can afford to fly cool jets making WHOOOOOSH zooooooooom nnnnneeeeeeeoooorhooooo

i mean, this is what happens when new york city fails to sufficiently build and maintain public restrooms. what else was he supposed to do

JD Vance looking longingly at historic images of powerful and dignified US vice presidents while shedding a single tear as they force him to post yet another AI slop video glazing his slobbish boss

Get out of here cunts I have to deal with your cringe fucking jokes enough at the other place

Huge thank you to my two clouted blue sky friends for helping me with my post engagement here. I love nepotism and cheating

I don’t think I can make it on blue sky because like 90% of my humor is making fun of really specific ways neonazi hitlers behave and you guys don’t really have those here

no fucking way

Republican: Do you want a hot dog Lib: No. I’m not hungry Right wing pundit with 1 mil followers: See? They hate you. They don’t even want a hot dog from you. They want you fucking dead. They’ll never eat your hot dog. They want you dead in the ground

women don’t like the vehicle

Getting cancelled on twitter for an amazing reason

Elon Musk you balloon shaped eldritch abomination you don’t even know what’s coming. You don’t know what you’ve created. You have no idea what’s happening here. You have no concept of what is developing. The things that will take place are unbeknownst to you

Musk killed my reach for trolling his little nazis lmfao I’m gonna lose it

Draft 1 of the other one that is actually doing way better