My guess is that most of the low life thugs that ICE employs do not know that most Somalis here are citizens

fuck cancer i wish i could have my TJ back

It's kind of amazing how you can very specifically date the precise moment Nate Silver's brain turned to pudding: March 11, 2020, when the NBA suspended the season for COVID and suddenly Nate had no outlet for his crippling gambling addiction.

Idea: Amazon could just pick like 100 "white elephant" gift items and then the customer can order a box of their specified amount. Like I need 10 for family Christmas. Order 10, they shove it in a box and I don't have to go to the store and deal with it.

there's still a lot of bad to happen, but they're limited in support and by some institutions still holding strong, like grand juries. but when it goes, it'll go fast.

at the worst, i'll have 3 days i have to go into the office when i move to my new employer. while that's not very preferable, it's not the worst thing in the world.

The turkey pardons are no longer the fakest pardons a president has claimed to issue.

indicking is what i do with twinks after bringing them home from the club

no, i don't know what my job will be, when I will be moving over, or anything at all besides that they're absorbing my employment which is nice because I don't wanna look for a job or interview ... i will accept any Excel Monkey Job

I'll be getting a job with the company buying our assets as the one I work for is going out of business

Pretty kitty

hey CenterPoint ... I do not need MFA to pay a $41 gas bill, thank you.

Minnesota democrats issued a statement attacking their opponent solely on the basis of his criminal defense work. They essentially cite fulfilling the requirements of our Constitution as evidence of lacking a moral compass. A reminder that the erosion of the rule of law can come from all directions.

It's cool that Trump held a real life "Fell for it Again" award ceremony

Near as I can tell, this is the first impeachment resolution filed out of thousands over the years to directly allege the crime of capital murder.

Miami when a democrat is on a nonpartisan ballot

more Congressmen need to speak up about the threats they get and how it controls them ... hate that it's MTG, but hopefully it can start a snowball

This is, in no way, $80 worth of food

What's most galling is Wurman and Barnett aren't stupid. They both know exactly how dishonest this is. Whatever their motives, and I don't really care, they're not doing scholarship in any of this. They're willful liars abusing their credentials in an aid of a lawless attack on fundamental rights.

YES! SO MUCH THIS! It's getting to the point where I basically dread going to the grocery store or go out of my way to a less busy store (and it's 15 min away but ends up taking the same amount of time). Like, ma'am how are you taking up an entire aisle while trying to pick what beans you want?

She laid on me for like 2 hours #caturday

Really mad at JB rn because he's not been speaking up lately

Wow I owned wayyyyy too much underwear

i find it interesting that SCOTUS still hasn't granted admin stay on the TX maps injunction ... not that they don't like to wait until the last minute anyways ... but filing deadline is Monday!

i can promise this as president now everyone give me enough money to hire internethippo

The full video of the rant about Omar and Somalis is so much worse than even the snippets that can fit into text quotes can properly convey. It is the longest he's maintained a train of thought on a single topic in months, and he's just reveling in it the whole time like a pig in shit.

Gotta love a good SovCit suit ... It has everything! A ridiculous amount of money, the wrong jury requested, asking the DC Court to step aside and appoint Barack or Michelle Obama, a spiritual world figure ...

I drove drunk and ran over several kids but I can’t tell you how many because of the fog of war

Tin foil hat time: Trump admin is using the US Military at the behest of one cartel to gain favor over another.

Tomorrow from Ezra Klein and Matt Yglesias: the Democratic Party will never win elections again unless it stops listening to its far-left extremists like Bill Kristol

kinda crazy how good I am getting at guessing what kind of plane is flying over just by the sound

A personal update: I have been unemployed long enough to finally follow through on a project I've long toyed with. For years, I've been following Minnesota's appellate dockets and posting about notable or interesting cases and decisions. Now, I've spun that off into @minnappct.watch

The best way to understand the current regime is that we're effectively being governed by an unofficial, extra-constitutional junta mostly dominated by Miller, in which Trump himself is a marginal and disengaged figurehead making few if any substantive decisions.

Cosmic brownies shaped like Christmas trees

Reuters: US APPEALS COURT UPHOLDS DISQUALIFICATION OF TRUMP ALLY ALINA HABBA AS ACTING US ATTORNEY IN NEW JERSEY

The MRI won't be released

It dovetailed with the freakout over the unlawful orders video, but also it is just qualitatively worse. It's absolutely a crime under all circumstances, even against a real enemy in a real war. And that has deep historical roots as *the* most notorious clear-cut war crime you can commit at sea.

I agree insofar as I, market liberal that I am, don't even dislike the substance. But it's both wrong for the moment and, as campaign comms, a pretty mediocre slogan in that you have to think a second to process what it even means. Something that requires you to visualize a chart is too complicated.

Journalists need to stop showing up to the White House. Full stop. Leave him be with only the right winger weirdos. Sadly they're all spineless and pathetic, and are too chicken to take an actual stand against the administration. The Access is what is important, at the cost of their reputation.

And if you do that, as we must, it's not just pardons that are null. It's everything. No appointments are valid. No orders were real. No laws were validly signed. It all falls into a constitutional interregnum in which nothing he's done counts as legitimate, akin to the South under the Confederacy.

If they ever get around to building this thing, it should be bulldozed on Day 1 of a new administration. No messing around, no hemming and hawing about procedure or costs. Order heavy equipment in and start knocking it down immediately, as surely as an overthrown tyrant's statues would be torn down.

There is no constitutionally legitimate scenario in which we are being de facto governed by the White House Deputy Chief of Staff using a half-dead president as his sock puppet. We went out of our way to amend the Constitution on precisely this point.

. @annabower.bsky.social on @legaleagle.tv is always serving cvnt

Too cute

She dragged her wand up stairs, onto the bed, and plopped down on me

It's actually French Silk, however this is a close second