People are laughing about this, but the national security bathroom vanities is where we keep our National Strategic Petroleum Jelly Reserve.

Are you kidding me? Now we're forced to defend James Comey?

I could be wrong about this, but I can't think of cause of action that the makers of Tylenol could use to file a lawsuit against the government and even if they could file, I can't think of a way in which the government has waived immunity.

"Trump wants to [do a thing] no matter how much suffering it causes women" has a lot of explanatory power.

Fun fact: I ordered a $60 basket from Spain and then had to pay $48 dollars in tariffs C.O.D. (that's still a thing?!) directly to UPS before I could take possession.

This entire thread.

Can confirm. But they didn't even admit that we're entitled, they merely "would not oppose" ... part of it.

Has anyone done the math on how much it's costing to deploy and reassign hundreds of National Guard and federal agents to DC? Got to be in the tens of millions already, right?

Has anyone figured out how much it cost to send 20 federal agents to raid the sandwich guy’s house? jw

Literally Meal Team 6.

I think Taylor releasing her new album on the Kelce bros' podcast is the "Man Walks on The Moon" moment for new media.

The Great Man [Parts] theory of history.

Thank god. We can finally incarcerate all of those dubiously parked hot dog trucks. (Though in fairness, it looks like these DEA agents already thoroughly inspected those vendors).

It's true. Crime is so out of control in Washington DC that a violent mob stormed the Capitol, tried to hang Mike Pence, and attempted to prevent the certification of the election.

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Man, it’s hard to be an American right now.

Ken White, First AND Second Amendment advocate.

Gonna do a video about Alex Padilla getting tackled. Expect 10 minutes of continuous screaming.

On one hand, anonymous federal agents did forcibly hogtie a Senator trying to ask questions, but on the other hand he was asking his questions kind of loudly. Who is to say who was wrong?

Sorry not sorry, Brad Bondi.

Among my favorite parts of the Trump/Elon feud is that anything and everything negative that they say about the other person will also reflect poorly on them. Delicious.

I think they forgot a comma. It's supposed to be the "government cost, cutting team."

Benitez for pope 2025.

Me right now:

Want to talk about something that isn't Trump? Do you love The Pitt? Have I got the video for you! nebula.tv/videos/legal...

The tariffs are "paused."

WHERE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO FILE A HABEAS PETITION WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN RENDITIONED OUT OF THE COUNTRY?

Every American ought to be FURIOUS at this decision.

Eagle Team LLP proudly signed this brief in support of the rule of law.

Man, I really need to find my Tariffs Not Only Impose Immense Economic Costs but Also Fail to Achieve Their Primary Policy Aims and Foster Political Dysfunction Along the Way t-shirt.

I’m losing my mind on tariffs. We spent 90 years systematically dismantling protectionism (GATT, WTO, NAFTA) and a mad king exercising *extremely* dubious delegated authority just set us back a century by fiat.

In sum: an economically illiterate "conservative" institutes the biggest tax hike in history in an effort to revive the policies that led to the Great Depression. Cool.

1. Val Kilmer’s Doc Holliday . . . 99. Every portrayal by every actor ever in history until the end of time.

@legaleagle.tv unwisely asked me for thoughts.

Bingo.

Ok I finally did the handle/custom domain thing. We're now @legaleagle.tv ! Wheeeeeee

This is maybe the most illegal, unconstitutional, and immoral thing the Trump Administration has done yet. I'm disgusted: nebula.tv/videos/legal...

We're all having fun dunking on Paul Weiss (deservedly so). But the lawyer in me wonders what their real obligations are. They were extorted by an illegal EO into making dubious promises with (probably) no mechanism for oversight or compliance. What if they just ... didn't do anything?

This is – without exaggeration – possibly the dumbest legal argument i've ever heard.

Maybe the most insulting thing about the government's argument is that they are arguing they can't provide details because of national security but THEY MADE PROPAGANDA VIDEOS ABOUT EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.

What do we think? T-shirts with "Sorry, it's what my client instructed" on them?

@timothysnyder.bsky.social May I read this piece in a video? I agree with every point wholeheartedly.

"Your honor, I know you TOLD me to do something but you didn't write it down until several minutes later" is not an argument I would want to make to the judge. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The law doesn't apply if you can run really fast.

This is nuuuuuuuuts.

Big announcement today. youtu.be/oYrKc1vIIM8

The Ides of March is my favorite holiday. Which tyrant will *you* be regiciding today in celebration?

DO NOT COMPLY IN ADVANCE. I’d call my senator, BUT I DON’T HAVE ONE BECAUSE I LIVE IN DC.

Makes you think: for every hour Twitter is down, it loses hundreds of dollars of advertising.