The fact zero politicians will admit the only way to fix Americas budget issues is raising all types of taxes on every single person permanently, is the reason why we’re staring down fiscal disaster. You can’t fund 7 trillion of costs with 5 trillion of revenue

My nose ring casts a very small bright reflection on the tip of my nose and it always confuses me lol

Re upping this in case anyone missed it

A Madonna album cut from 1992 going viral… feels correct

I’m a music producer at Hulu so here’s some bts tea if you were fan of the Alien: Earth series. The Xenomorph is gonna make its first appearance in S2 coming out to Slayyyter’s “DANCE…” and it’s gonna be incredible

There’s a many songs you could reasonably claim as the best ever recorded but I think it’s notable like 4 of them are just from Madonna’s “Ray of Light” album

Wherefore art thou tax forms

Things are what I’d describe as “uber cray-cray”

Hudson Williams refusing to round up his height from 5’11.7 to 6 foot is funny because A LOT of guys say they are 6 foot and actually not even close to that lmao

This is @ belvbunny on insta btw

Same advice I give everyone. 1) pay your taxes 2) save for retirement

A24 goddamn horror movie poster shit

[whispering to Miller] He'll throw you to the wolves. You'll never get a pardon. It's now or never! [slithering over to Trump] He plots against you sire! Throwing him in the dungeon will send a message to the others!

Minnesota Lt. Gov Peggy Flanagan: "and I don't mean to be crude, but I saw a post today that said, 'replacing Greg Bovino with Tom Holman is like pooping your pants and changing your shirt,' right?"

I’ll never forget that video of the gays fighting and one of them yells “And you stan Zara Larsson!” becuase she was flopping at the time and it was a devastating read

January always the busiest month

Walked into the bathroom wearing my work glasses today and thought my reflection was someone else so yeah I actually believe Clark Kent could pull it off

Pastries for breakfast

The NATO secretary generals comments today should concern people. Not even Europe thinks it can defend itself without American nuclear deterrence. There’s been a lot of development on this topic the last few years, but it gets verrryyyyy little traction online despite its importance

Only Monday and I’m already worn out from work 😭😭😭😭😭

Already??? It’s been like… 2 months???

Joe Keery making bangers was not what I expected when I saw him in stranger things but trust I am streaming the music

Claiming that Trump can impose martial law, cancel elections, get a third term or whatever else and that it's inevitable that he'll be successful is obeying in advance. Don't do it.

Cozymaxxing today means washing my sheets blankets and then lying in them right out of the dryer

I’ve long found the true time media obsession to be in poor taste. Who is watching this stuff?

Never forget that the reason they are so convinced you’re all getting paid is that they are all getting paid.

geneva convention of 1949 (colorized)

An encounter with white separatists decades ago led to new deadly force policies for some federal law enforcement. Minneapolis is raising questions about whether it's again time to revisit the issue.

I FINALLY beat the boss I was stuck on in The Last Faith and got the double jump

We stopped building housing in a lot of places after 2007 and somehow people are still confused by why it’s gotten so expensive

I'm king of the world!

I just saw someone confuse a tax credit with a tax deduction, I live in HELL!!! Many days it feels like the universe is trying to drive me specifically insane by creating tax discourse where not a damn person knows wtf they’re talking about

If you really wanted to stick it to boomers you’d want to eliminate all zoning rules, instead of calling for massive restrictions on housing just becuase you think they sound good

“If you pour drink with dinner then you’re an alcoholic, also you take a month off from drinking you’re an even worse alcoholic!!1” why is GenZ like this, growing up on the internet really just ruined these people’s brains

I’m like zero for 100 in trying to get people to understand what payroll taxes are and that businesses pay them. They straight up don’t believe it, they have no concept of taxation outside of income taxes

Nikes are on sale… oh there’s a RECESSION recession happening huh

-21 outside this morning. There’s ice crystals on the inside of the windows. Temps might not even go above zero until Monday. January is serious this year

It’s categorically hilarious the Senate capped the gambling loss deduction at 90% so you can owe tax even if you lose money, and now 1 Senator is opposed to fixing it lmao

I had Burger King last week and I gotta be honest with y’all it was terrible and I’m still thinking about how I should have just gone to McDonald’s

I feel like he’s trying to tell me something

I have made a conscious effort to wear more than just black tshirts and yet every time I wear one I’m like wait but they look so good why would I wear anything else

Thank god I have donuts for breakfast

Evil (talk radio) doesn’t die… it just reinvents itself (podcasts)

I forgot what -5 felt like. It’s brutally cold out there rn and it’s gonna fall another 15 degrees 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Autocorrect butchers so many of my words. Not even sentences, it just randomly changes words

What is with the recent internet/GenZ obsession with imagined alcoholism? I’ve seen more posts about the amount people drink in the last week than I’ve ever seen in my life

A 100% tariff on podcasting equipment

I’ve been investing for ages and it’s wild how my best trade yet was “shiny yellow rock”