Sunday snuggle time.

Just getting some Saturday grooming from my wife.

I'm really tired.

I love my wife.

Saturday morning snuggle time.

Just plotting our world domination...

The pillow knows what it did.

I can't even today.

This bag was in my way and must pay the price!

Having a lazy Saturday, getting groomed by my wife while I rest.

I did not fall over. That is fake news put out by the liberal media to undermine my overlord position.

The humans incorrectly thought they could contain me!

No, my wife isn't dead, she's just tired.

Sunday chill time. I'm taking suggestions of the appropriate punishment for my slaves, I mean humans. They took me to the vet this week for a "check-up". Despite being a super healthy rabbit, the vet told my humans to torture me twice a day by making me take medicine. What should I do to them?

Some couples like to sleep side by side. We go head to head!

Just a lazy Saturday morning.

Sunday snuggle time!

I did not steal a tissue. That is fake news from the lame stream media. #rabbit

Being the rabbit overlord is very tiring.

Some have "it" in the bag. I have my wife. Don't you think she's pretty?

I may have broken out of my hutch tonight and gone to visit my humans at midnight. I say it is fake news.

This is how we like to snuggle. Don't judge. #rabbit #winning #HumansMakeTerribleServants

I'm so tired trying to keep up with the new replies and follows. Everyone needs to remember that rabbits are superior to humans and that humans exist solely to serve rabbits.

Just me, standing guard over my water bowl.

My wife is beautiful, don't you think?

I just want to let everyone know that I'm in charge.

What do you mean, no more treats?!?

Sigh, the world is depressing.

I wasn't feeling well last night and decided to fast. My humans abducted me and took me to the vet today. 10 hours later I was finally released. I'm so going to pee in their bed when I get the chance. Revenge will be mine!

Just observing my realm.

I'm very tired. #rabbit

It's my birthday and I got a special hay box as a present! #rabbit #birthday #HumansMakeTerribleServants

I'm back at home. The indignities of the past day will not soon be forgotten!

I have to spend the night at the emergency vet because of something called stasis. This is clearly a plot from the deep state to prevent me from getting the treats I deserve!

My wife is very pretty (and relaxed).

It's good to be king, if just for awhile.

Ruling over humans is like pimping... It ain't easy, but it's necessary.

All that the light touches is mine. All that the light doesn't touch is mine. #rabbit #rabbitlife #winning

Why can't Trump ever finish a book? He always gets stuck in chapter 11. (And he can't read)

@hmoneygt.bsky.social is one of my humans. Everyone should follow her!

As a rabbit, I have a general disdain for humans as they're an inferior species. That said, I don't hate them; however, I make an exception for fascists. Not only is it okay to hate fascists, there's something seriously wrong with you if you don't. #rabbit #fascists #MoreTreatsLessFascism

This is what it looks like when I'm judging my humans. #rabbit #HumansMakeTerribleServants

Sometimes you just want to stay in bed all day. #winning #rabbit #BowBeforeYourRabbitOverlords

My humans just cut my nails without my permission! This assault on my body will not go unpunished! #rabbit #ImSoGoingToPeeInTheirBed

My humans are mad at my wife for making a big mess and then biting one of them. Perhaps if they were better servants this wouldn't have happened. Why is it so hard to find good help? #HumansMakeTerribleServants

Just me, lying on my throne, commanding all humans to serve. #rabbit

I'm having my best day of the year! Happy New Year! #NewYears2025

With the death of Jimmy Carter it's finally time to explain the actions of the swamp rabbit that charged him. My cousin was merely trying to assert their first amendment rights to ask their government for redress of a grievance (too many protections for predators). No malice was intended. #Carter

I think my wife is beautiful, don't you? It's great being a rabbit!

My humans are being weirder than normal today. Something about Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah or something. Whatever, just don't be late with my dinner.