In another life I transitioned early and became a sad girl singer-songwriter with my little guitar and a woman's vocal range.

This is really tearing me up inside. So many trans women live here and more keep coming because they know we're here and that we look out for each other. The world is so cruel.

Why are you, as a cis person, playing Celeste? Do you have a permit for that?

Cis Alien: You always see trans aliens naming themselves stuff like "Schupulorp" and "Glabtabulon". Why don't they ever pick normal names like "Tangbanguliss" or "Shlunborg"?

Look, we can all have a nice laugh about how trans people tend to name themselves uncommon names, but to be real for a second: everyone is allowed to rename themselves if they want to, cis or trans, and you can name yourself "Tornado" or "Ampersand" or whatever cool shit you like. It's YOUR name.

More like SWILL RANCIL (portmanteau of Rancid and Stancil) [please do not call him this without crediting me i worked very hard on this wordplay, thank you]

Radiohead is a very intellectual band, their name alone evokes the profound idea of a person with a radio for a head

Software engineer gf and technical program manager gf

When a femboy becomes a fem-man

The prequels have bad plots and bad characters, but are "good" on a technical level; they are shot fairly well and follow a loose act structure. Episode III is the best prequel and it's like a 6, MAYBE 7 out of 10. VII is fun memberberries. VIII is legitimately good, at least a strong 7 but 8/10 imo

Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.

What the fuck are you talking about

Democrats stripped 50 anti-LGBTQ+ measures from the last appropriations bill; Republicans put those measures there. Pretending these are the same thing *puts queer people at risk* and I am fucking sick of pretending it's acceptable. Stop throwing us under the bus for internet clout points.

Babytranses: if you are 6 months on hormones and cannot yet wavedash, please be patient. It can take up to a year for wavedashing capabilities to fully develop.

If I had my druthers I'd spend my days reclining on a window-side chaise longe in the flowiest gowns ever sewn.

I don't think anyone on this train knows my message got 8 laugh reacts in the group chat this morning.

I think it's worth learning the difference between "I am annoyed by this person" and "this person is a bad person."

"trapezoid" sounds like a transphobic slur ngl

I can't believe this even has to be said, but "Vote Blue No Matter Who" is not a suicide pact. You are not morally obligated to vote for a Nazi tattoo-wearing antisemite who worked as a mercenary in Iraq, even if, for some reason, your party's primary voters were dumb enough to pick him.

I think one of the most beautiful parts of Celeste is that game is only as hard as you want it to be. The main game lets you die as many times as you want with no penalty. If you want assistance, you can ask for it no problem. You want to beat entire stages without dying? Here's a neat strawberry.

As someone who spent basically all of 2025 trying to get insurance to cover a gender affirming surgery: lmao lmfao

As if things couldn't get any worse, this administration is now forcing me to defend Hasan Piker.

trangener

Is it just in a woman's nature to yearn?

me explaining to the fire department how my penis got stuck in a vacuum

I am about two-thirds of the way through "More Than Two" by Franklin Veaux and Eve Rickert, an excellent book that explores the ethics of non-monogamy in a very insightful and easily digestible way. I can't recommend it enough to anyone who practices or is thinking about practicing non-monogamy.

I'm a huge fan of ContraPtions! Weird little machines and devices, I can't get enough of them.

Shit is so bleak, man.

I hate the ballroom. I hate it so much, dude. What are we doing here?

Once again I have been screwed by Seattle bus service and have to Uber home.

Oh you have diarrhea, really?? Have you been evaluated for diarrhea? Have you been formally diagnosed with diarrhea? I swear, everyone online says they have diarrhea nowadays.

my supposition is that the authors of such pieces have access to some kind of extra-dimensional technology, whereby our Trump-A can simply be swapped for a Trump-B, seemingly indistinguishable but completely different in character, ideology, and skill.

lmao I got blocked for saying Death Becomes Her isn't that good.

The Girl from NumaNuma

Oh my god, dude. This is the perfect example of the anti-intellectual streak the US is on.

Bruh I cannot believe I fucking look like this now

BECAUSE WE HAVE TO BE BETTER THAN THEY ARE AND CREATE A WORLD WHERE FAIRNESS IS THE NORM AND NOT RETRIBUTION

If there were a video game olympics, esports would be like the ball sports and speedrunning would be track and field.

Hey, ho, the Wind and the Rain

It’s so funny when the vet writes a prescription for my cat using my last name. Like, what, you thought we were related? Do we look alike? This is just a little guy who lives in my house and eats my food! I call him Mr Banana but that’s not his real name or anything!

It's not that good.

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Melania Trump is Contrapoints's Goofy.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

People like her must truly believe this is a game where the outcome doesn't matter.

I need Woke 2.0 to hurry up so I can buy tucking panties at the store instead of waiting for a delivery.

Grandchild: So there was a book... that was also a phone? 83 Year Old Rain: No you idiot, it was a book with the phone NUMBER of every person within like 5 miles radius. Also their full legal name and home address.

honestly every day

If a dictatorship is inevitable, I want it to be the Dictatorship of the Technical Program Manager.