The existence of Butch Hartman implies the existence of Femme Hartman.

Now, Pritzker is not as ugly as Danton. But he is large and loud!

I suppose I have to do the social media engagement thing since it's basically part of marketing yourself for a job now. *pushes up nerd glasses* Hi, political scientist here. It's generally considered a diplomatic faux pas to bomb your allies then call them crackheads when they complain.

WOW! Protesters created a HUGE human sign on San Francisco’s Ocean Beach reading “No Kings YES on 50” to support California’s Prop 50 and stand up against Donald Trump’s fascist regime

he has also been relieved of the responsibility to repay the $370k he stole from Republican donors

oh i pressed quote post SO fast: @ellebj.bsky.social and @raincloud.info MY GIRLS I LOVE U!! Met them at a real low point at my life and they just kinda scooped me up and made me feel like a real living person again. To support them go listen to the Wife Cave pod!! U will not be disappointed!!!

Whoa

Weird Science is a fascinating film. I have a hard time even saying whether it's a good movie or a bad movie. While it is deeply flawed, I still really enjoy watching it.

Nature is so cool, I can't believe they made a second one.

13 Going on 30 is just Big (1988) with a woman and a time skip (and that's fine).

I got nap sweats.

This year I'll be handing out hard boiled eggs and tiny cups of horseradish to trick-or-treaters, but you're only allowed to take one or the other.

Just found out I can kinda stop anxiety spirals by imagining myself opening task manager in my brain and clicking 'End Task' on the train of thought?

I must get the high score on Black Emperor at Jupiter. I must.

The most consistently winning comedy formula in my viewing experience has been: Any Scenario You Can Possibly Imagine + Danny McBride. Just do this and your film will be funny as shit.

They should invent a person that you can't disappoint.

Having gone to a really shitty private school is so funny. People hear “private school” and rightly think my parents were well off but instead of playing lacrosse or whatever I was learning young earth creationism from a Russian antisemite in portables outside a church

Treats got us into this mess and treats will get us out.

I feel like a mom and not in a fun way.

Bluesky no longer works with VPN for me, posts don't load if I'm on mine. Anyone else?

Getting clocked because I used language from the masculine word bank instead of the approved female word bank.

Just want to take this opportunity to highlight how annoying it is when people go "you were taught this in middle school!!" well i fuckin forgot, man, that was 20 years ago what do you want from me??

defenses are like "u don't need to know basic facts about the world calm down" and the attacks are all "this is so obvious" and is it? you telling me it's obvious reflected light goes in all directions and there's an oblique angle from the lemon to the mirror, law of reflection, to the camera?

Pop music sounds pretty when you don't have a bitch in your ear going "oh my god, I HATE this song!"

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

Sprinting a marathon.

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

Gender Dysphoria is real and it feels like a white-hot wire pressing right into the center of your soul.

Sent an official complaint to the state insurance commissioner. Looking back through the letter my insurer sent me it seems they actually didn't even understand the criteria they were using as a means to deny coverage

Insurance appeal for FFS was denied again. This time they said it was because my current facial features don't vary "that much" from the expected results of the surgery. The way they said something so cruel so passively is just kind of astonishing to me.

I lived in New York City for 7 years and all I left with was really high standards for pizza.

Dazed and Confused, easily

if you want to understand tailoring, you only need to watch mid-century movies, when actors were dressed by tailors, not brands. in the 1944 film cover girl, gene kelly's suit drapes beautifully, moving with him, not against him. collar stays on his neck, even as he dances.

If I didn't know this was Trump I'd have guessed they commissioned a statue of John Candy.

Bluesky has too many people with masters degrees posting "kush got me feeling like the Irish Alf"

Give a man a fish, he's fed for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll come back to you every day with new questions and you'll be his personal fishing tutor for the rest of time.

An interesting thing about Silksong is the way that it combines elements of the classic Metroid and Castlevania games. Could this be the start of a new genre?

pixel art doodle

I stand corrected.

The thing about a lot of these never Trump Republicans is that, unlike a lot of institutionalist Dems who think the fever will break and we can all return to comity or whatever, these guys saw the rot up close and know the only appropriate response is to tear them out of government root and branch.

CHICAGO…

she looks nothing like him

"One weird trick" and it's just "breaking the law"

God they really do just hate women.

It's because Bernie is a populist, first and foremost.

If New York City was Hyrule I’d be voting for Goron Mamdani

It's All About EVE, not All About Steve!

I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!