Kash Patel has done more good for leftists than Sam Seder. Full stop.

Archie was woke before it was cool

Doctor Strange is one of the weaker pre-Endgame Marvel flicks, but I do genuinely love that the villain is defeated by Strange threatening to annoy him for the rest of eternity.

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

I am now playing Pajama Sam in bed on what is essentially a Game Boy on steroids. Feels like my entire life has led up to this moment.

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The thing about Hasan is he wants to clock in when he starts his stream and clock out when he's done. In his mind, he performs a task during set hours of the week and that task is to sit in a chair and say anything the US does is bad and anything an enemy of the US does is okay.

look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what

If Trump says he's going to do something bad, that's definitely bad. But if you think Trump is going to do the bad thing, you're actually a woke snowflake and that's actually worse than him doing the bad thing. I'm very smart.

This must be weird news to see if you’re one of the literally hundreds or even thousands of university administrators who preemptively censored faculty, scrubbed websites, changed the names of centers, etc.

Wow, not only is this movie in 4K UltraHD, but it's *also* in 4K UltraHD.

I'm a comfort fiend

TUNIC is a great game but the camera makes me nauseous.

They're putting protein in the water that turns the frickin frogs jacked.

It's counterintuitive, but people thrive on believing awful things. Take it from someone who is often told (in her private life) that she's catastrophising. I know what these spirals are like from the inside. They're awful, but they're addictive because they give you the illusion of mastery.

I wish it was acknowledged more that queer people moving to cities in the US is essentially an internal refugee crisis and not just like, the natural order of things

Don't touch that, that's my personal pizza.

"Running Up That Hill" by Kate Bush is a beautiful song and it's really awesome that a high profile show like Stranger Things introduced it to a new and wider audience.

Mrs. Doubtfire

If you don't like performing tasks I think you're just ngmi

hand to god this is a real thing

Holy shit, Heathers (1989) is so much funnier than I remembered.

This screening had subtitles and they were in Papyrus.

Now seated

Stranger Things 5 once again proving that no one likes to see how things end. It's the same reason Return of the Jedi is the weakest of the original Star Wars trilogy.

Buses need to come more often in Seattle. It's a huge problem past 10 o clock or so. If you need to get a transfer there's a good chance you miss the second bus then the time to get home from there is probably going to be about as long as it was when you started.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I am sorry I made a stupid joke that didn't include the full human experience. Jokes will be much longer and convoluted in the future to account for this.

You don't understand, the guys from Mystery Science Theater 3000 are my friends.

Execute Order 6-7

Oh, stewardess, I speak boomer!

What a nightmare. I love the United States.

Locking in and snapping my $2000 phone in half. 10/10 GOTY.

Now seated

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

Mr. Fantastic but only his penis is stretchy.

Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?

These are not mints, these are just candy.

Been waiting all year for this.

Speaking as someone who is staunchly anti white supremacist, isn't the whole point of the movement supposed to be that you're born a "Gigachad" and don't need to alter your body chemically or surgically to attain that status?

Isle Delfino is once again using taxpayer funds to build a larger-than-life Pachinko machine, and residents are not happy. paletteswap.site/dif...

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

I do think there’s an epidemic of this going around that’s driving it

I understand that the new, copious offerings of high protein options in stores and restaurants are probably chud-coded in origin, but for girlies who lift, like me and my wife, they're actually quite nice.

Sometimes I forget my wife’s name is Rain because I call her wife so much

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

Silksong is so good, I actually feel blessed that it exists and I'm able to play it.