She was bopped on the head... To death!

Arc Raiders is great but holy shit you are so underpowered when you start out. I'm reading online about weapons to use to destroy the rocket-shooting drones and they're completely unobtainable early game.

Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time

Wait, so he didn't want to do it?? He ruined the thing he didn't even want in the first place? And he didn't want it SO BAD that he was willing to commit fraud to not have to follow through on the deal? What the hell, man.

*US/iranian troops passing each other in a line, shaking hands* good war. good war. good war. good wa

Oh so it is a war now, okay.

I was a big fan of Jay Inslee and was still figuring out his replacement, but I get the feeling that this guy is chill too

You absolutely cannot separate the artist and the art without contributing to the persecution of trans people. Boycott everything Potter.

What if you could collect Wikipedia articles and make them battle? Wikigacha, created by Japanese developer Haruki Sugiyama, turns every Wikipedia article into a collectible trading card.

Baby, take me to the feeling

Maybe I'm crazy but I don't think the Mayor of New York City needs to have a nuanced public opinion about Irish unification.

I unironically think you should be allowed to own one apartment - your own - or be a publicly shared company managing a thousand of them. If you own half a dozen properties you are 99% evil

The press is finally asking some good questions.

What the hell

let's goooooooo

Just one more war, bro, then you'll have positive approval!

This drone shot of two dogs chasing a rabbit is one David Attenborough voiceover away from perfection.

please don't phase out the old red line trains yet @mbta.com, I only just finished sewing my camouflage jacket

This game was so awesome. It had a jetpack and a gas mask and you could shoot the grenades off of dudes belts and blow them up.

Backwards long-jumping on it mamma mia style till I OOFF.

Ninja Sex Party makes way better music than you would ever expect an artist by that name to make.

I understand the burnout and it's been a good run, but ending Smiling Friends at this point seems too soon. I don't think they've tapped the full potential of what they can do with the series and characters.

Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

I feel like the same guy came up with both the term "roguelike" and "roguelite" and made them sound similar so any time someone said one when they meant the other he could explain the distinction.

Nice and quiet now.

My cat has started waking me up early in the morning for attention for the last week or so and today I found out it's because wanted his special blanket to be on my bed.

you don't have to like it, but this is what peak progressivism looks like the left will go so much farther if it embraces patriotism and joy as a rallying cry to aspire for the country to be better

Wait, they think that the officer who covered up the murder of a Marine was the good guy in the movie?

These people just fundamentally don't understand what makes people enjoy films. We want to see something handcrafted, we want something that's shot with purpose, tiny details in frame that foreshadow later events, and actors who are real people having an actual experience.

Fuck it, why not

They all think they're The Joker.

Likewise I actually don’t appreciate when otherwise anti cosmetic surgery people make a special little carve out for ffs “I don’t think we should alter the human form, unless you were Born Wrong, in which case it’s only natural you should be Fixed”

Yes, taxes exist to satisfy a cis mindset.

Katamari Damacy is better than Spider-Man.

The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.

Unfortunately Democrats are getting Puerto Rican independence pilled based on ~vibes~ while statehood is more popular than ever on the island

Kash Patel has done more good for leftists than Sam Seder. Full stop.

Archie was woke before it was cool

Doctor Strange is one of the weaker pre-Endgame Marvel flicks, but I do genuinely love that the villain is defeated by Strange threatening to annoy him for the rest of eternity.

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

I am now playing Pajama Sam in bed on what is essentially a Game Boy on steroids. Feels like my entire life has led up to this moment.

EEEEEEEE

The thing about Hasan is he wants to clock in when he starts his stream and clock out when he's done. In his mind, he performs a task during set hours of the week and that task is to sit in a chair and say anything the US does is bad and anything an enemy of the US does is okay.

look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what

If Trump says he's going to do something bad, that's definitely bad. But if you think Trump is going to do the bad thing, you're actually a woke snowflake and that's actually worse than him doing the bad thing. I'm very smart.

This must be weird news to see if you’re one of the literally hundreds or even thousands of university administrators who preemptively censored faculty, scrubbed websites, changed the names of centers, etc.

Wow, not only is this movie in 4K UltraHD, but it's *also* in 4K UltraHD.

I'm a comfort fiend