What kills me is the sense of entitlement these parents have. They feel entitled to their children's love and time based on the sole merit that they performed some of their paternal duties.

this piece by @marcusolang.substack.com is a must read “There’s a growing community (cult?) of self-proclaimed AI detectives, who have designed and detailed what they consider tells, and armed their followers with a checklist of robotic tells.”

John Williams' score for Home Alone did not have to go so fucking hard. He could have so easily gone "whatever, some dinky little kids movie, I'll just phone it in" but no, he decided he was going to write a goddamn banger.

me in the gym: grunting, going beast mode, sweaty, powerful me in bed two days later: ouchie, my wittle wegs are sowe :(

It feels strange to say that High School Musical 3: Senior Year was one of the last great movie musicals but it's true.

[velma voice] my YouTube videos, I can't sleep without my YouTube videos!

behold, the platonic ideal of social media

One of my most neurodivergent opinions is that eating food is lowkey gross and weird to do in front of other people.

Yesss haha YESSS

Alright, what are we doing here?

"Is Jenny Nicholson Breadtube?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate.

What *is* the sharpest tool in the shed?

It's "Railroad" btw

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

MY FFS IS BOOKED FOR MAY 22, IT'S HAPPENING.

I think healthcare systems should be easier to navigate.

Wine mom but instead of wine it's sweet, stinky weed.

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me

Imagine pulling a Steam Deck out of a Birkin Bag. That's the kind of life I aspire to.

Shadow of the Colossus (2005)

I think healthcare systems should be easier to navigate.

No matter how good you have it in life there will always be people who have it better than you and it's very important that you retain a boiling, red-hot hatred for those people.

My cat is such a dick. He continuously whines for attention while I'm doing homework, then when I finally stop to pet him he bites my hand.

I think it's fine to watch all kinds of movies on your phone but let's not pretend like that's the optimal viewing experience for a film like Lawrence of Arabia.

My cat is such a dick. He continuously whines for attention while I'm doing homework, then when I finally stop to pet him he bites my hand.

American Movie (1999)

Um... uh... hmm... uhh... 127 Hours? FUCK

Received the final decision today: the denial has been overturned and my insurance will be covering my surgery. Words cannot express how relieved I feel right now.

Microdosing beer

New transphobic and anti immigrant republican group dropped They’re threatening Sinn Fein politicians and are probably the people who tried to pipe bomb a SF office several weeks ago. Things are getting scary in Northern Ireland and no one outside the region is paying attention, yet

I feel like there's a sea urchin in my throat and every time I swallow or cough I upset it.

It's a shame this is the coolest moment in the whole movie and it happens in the first five minutes.

Interesting thing I learned about the movie Clerks today: when the MPAA initially gave it an NC-17, Miramax hired Alan Dershowitz to sue them and get it down to an R rating.

Can I file workman's comp for getting sick on vacation?

Getting pretty big.

Wow, he was right.

Now seated

Getting pretty big.

I will die on the hill of the movie Elf being fucking hilarious.

If you aren't familiar with autism groups, this like the Abundance Democrats and the PSL put out a joint statement

Seattle's bus system is really frustrating sometimes. They just randomly called last stop on the 4, I get off, then another 4 bus comes five minutes later and I get back on and the route is going on like normal?

Computer, 15 feet of spaghetti, single strand, lukewarm

hello darkness my old friend

A discord server I'm in had an argument about this a few weeks ago. It lasted all day and tensions were genuinely very high.

earthbound lookin ass

do not dwell on what is ve-gone, instead look to the tofuture.

One possible reading of Robert Zemeckis's movie Flight is "it's possible that being drunk actually makes you better at flying a commercial airliner, but you still shouldn't do it."