why is nice nature even on the cheer squad. she strikes me as a textbook go-home club chairman

the world got worse when we stopped using exocet

Read. Every. Dialogue. Line. Aloud.

forgot about my eorzean measurehead post

i won't deny that getting me to watch something is a bit of a torturous exercise but instead of a personality flaw (which it is) i choose to believe that it gives me an air of detached coolness. yeah that's the ticket

i felt both affronted and deeply flattered last week when one of my friends brought up a TV show and another one of my friends shook his head and said "don't waste natalie recommendation cred on something like that. you have to save it up. she only takes like one of those a year"

a new video game? oh... no, thank you. i'm already playing an old video game.

i look away for like half a week and the Mariners are 2nd in the division. what the hell guys

do you think they'll ever make a good pair of earbuds

finding out that john darnielle had a side project in like 2002 with the guy from Nothing Painted Blue is bizarre because these songs all sound like coroner's gambit-era mountain goats but like. produced, and not fed through a dying tube amp. like the lyrical style, the progressions, it's all here

rumours is, of course, one of the greatest albums ever recorded, which is what makes it extra tragic that so many of the songs from it have been rendered completely unlistenable by their proximity to credit card ads and car commercials and so on

this is why baseball is the best sport fyi

spotify is recommending that i listen to ween. no thanks man i plan to have sex again someday

good morning. this the type of shit i be on today www.youtube.com/watch?v=lojE...

Best start believin in machine zones, yer boss is in one

listening to a podcast about 1848 in europe and this slavic nationalism stuff is crazy. hope they got that figured out in the last 150 years

狐面女子。 #イラスト　 #illustration

they need to stop making pseudoscience treatments that look like it would feel really good

i hope i'm out when it happens. i hope I'm having a good night with my friends. in my dreams i just glance down at my phone and see the group chat and laugh. hey guys next round is on me. you're never gonna guess what just happened

I think we could do with a little less "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm traumatized in these ways." and a lot more "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm allowed to make any art. And also, it's none of your fucking business whether or not I am traumatized."

javbot is constantly demonstrating the inherent comedy in a well-placed unexpected interjection. "Well," there is killing me

We Wanted To See What Would Happen If We Left These Two Together For Just 7 Hours... Well, They Fucked 10 Times. Kana Morisawa

📸リョ虹

BABE WAKE UP 100 PAGE ANSY DOUJIN BY THE 125 PAGE HTSK DOUJIN ARTIST JUST DROPPED

do NOT add this mii to your island!!!! because first off, im the only person who should have her in their game. [getting very serious and looking at my knives] unless..

just got done hanging out at the craft brewery with my buds. anything happen while i was out

mariners 😌

Good morning~✨

vibes are off the charts over at the hq tonight I see

holy shit Twilight of the Warriors. what a fucking movie

i gotta learn how to play stella. damn it

"uhhh with inflation i think you'll find that games used to be even more expensive 🤓" wrong motherfucker. they were seven dollars at the garage sale

a powerful relationship on the computer is two people who arent mutuals because they both think the other's feed is too annoying and each "like" they give each other is a sign of respect on the battlefield of Posting, a delicate dance of courtly intrigue within their venn diagram of friend groups

My ghost therapist says I should be better at finding where his skull has been hidden behind the wainscoting. And I realized, my parents literally never modeled behaviors like that for me

the virginal dough... rises from its yeast... bela lugosis bread

booya

#jazzopinions i think the latest chihiro yamanaka album is weirdly safe both in terms of her playing and her choice of standards #thanksforreading

like an app from the app store? you aren't just going to the website on your phone like a normal person?

big "wait, you guys were using an app?" moment for me

lol yeah i'm coming around to the idea that people criticize the devs just for the sake of criticizing the devs

HONDA ZOOK 1990

AHHHH

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

I took my little plastic half frame camera on a desert trip with friends, and I like how much it makes everything look the way a memory kind of feels

you dropped this, king… 👑

Food Processor gotta be the worst named appliance of all time. Could be literally anything in the kitchen.

Thomas the Tank Engine should not be modernized. It should take place in the era where steam trains were used and that’s it. I really don’t think kids would mind or even notice

the seattle raising cains opened. everything's coming up natalie

it's a good morning (raining outside, pat metheny inside, feeling like a real and actual human being instead of skin draped over vibrating bones etc)