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when i get the event card i wanted in bang dream

if I had a nickel for every yuri manga I've read in the last week where the protagonist's blonde best friend had a jealous yandere freakout I'd have two nickels which isn't that much but it's weird that it's happened twice

finding out recently that almost all the words in the dictionary are not IP and are in fact open source/public domain was an absolute game changer for me as a writer

BrooklynDadAcquiescent

borderline personality disorder be damned, that girl sure can work a grill

the most important thing about cooking is being about to pick up the sautee pan and lightly toss the ingredients inside so they move around a little bit but not that much, but it really LOOKS dynamic and active

Bringing this one from the other website Homie moving like a Treasure Co. Ltd boss from 1993

hi ari

i don't think i believe that anyone actually cares about half life 3 except as a millennial gamer identity shibboleth. and if you do, you don't want them to release it because then you're going to have to reckon with the text. and people hate reckoning with text

movie theater purists are so funny. "you can't watch this video in a small room with the light on- it has to be a big room, a nd dark" lmaooo okay pal buit i'm not going to tell you what happened when you get up to pxss

what's your favorite jazz standard. right now mine is daahoud

an immersive sim is any game where you can opt for the quiet route... or go in guns blazing

venn diagram for that one might be a little narrow but i have faith

(cat playing the trumpet) can i has or can't i has this burger

bigtime 'guy being directed toward a task in an rts' vibes today

horny trans girl: my friend with benefits is coming over this weekend 🤭 38 year old white lady: there wont be benefits anymore with AGENT ORANGE in the white house...

nah they lost me after spiderman even if they do stop running that crap through standard

i hope the person who signed my email up for notifications from macy's is enjoying their levis 725 high-waist classic stretch bootcut jeans bc macy's keeps asking me to write a review of them

gen alpha congress be like "we're raising the retirement age to 6 7"

knife nature

"fine, I can take a hint" -bitch who absolutely cannot take a hint

Pay for pregnant scooby doo like a normal person. don't let a robot do it.

the guy singing "lola" is really engaging in a lot of negative self-talk

#ぼっち・ざ・ろっく #art #illustration

So now you're quoting me?

If Zelda has always been a girl how do you explain this.

bro my neurotransmitters

jake sisko said the n word on tv

Be careful what you wish for

My friend Guillermo’s cat is ontologically evil

"damn when will this bitch ever have a good day" has been ricocheting through my head

"he's the best mayor we ever had. the city is an unlivable hellhole"

These articles always depend on a bizarre Schroedinger's Seattle: The city is falling apart due to progressive overreach but we should have re-elected the conservative non-socialist who has been in charge for the last four years.

“Our talented team with its own human hands and brains and souls decided that all this shitty art made by a computer was good enough to go in our game” is not a good defense of using AI tools to generate assets.

Very funny to compare this to the Valve hardware announcement video, and think back to the Amazon guy on LinkedIn who was like, “why can’t we compete with Valve??? It is a mystery!!!”

momoka consistently topped by a 2 sauces tall bitch

Silence📚

her signature racewear lines knock me out. natie 4 life

nice nature

girl that's so true

natie has discovered "ribald humor"

this would work on me

the nisemonogatari toothbrush scene does not merely console, but challenges. it articulates the questions that dwell within us

they're sending you to switzerland in the togawa group chat