Ah shit they're saying our days as the global hegemon are over. I was really materially benefiting from that. :(

he’s right

every time I just think of this

"one must imagine sisyphus happy" must one, though...?

milano's odd job collection was so cute I wish job satisfaction was real

"If only there was someone who could do all these odd jobs!" The ever so trusty Milano:

i think unpleasant people should be disallowed from getting the things that they want. you should have to be pleasant to get good things in this world

ajisai

this is a nightmare lol

soo true

as I watch this I cannot stop thinking about how much it costs to get a pool table re-felted

this year im thinking about becoming more strange, less likeable and more insular

it's amazing. peak art

upstairs/satellite, silkscreen print

ミミさんでこんにちは🐾　 #ユキヒョウ #snowleopard #多摩動物公園 #tamazoologicalpark

okay it's been a little bit since I been this drunk. hhhhwoops

i think one of the most important skills you can develop is having a sense of the relative proportionality of things, and knowing when something is a big deal that you need to get worked up about, and when something can just be something you take in stride

bookstore visit

please assume I'm always thinking about this

月火水木金 #sailormoon

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

well she would say this.

i want pao de queijo

oh my god it's a three day weekend oh my godddddddddd. ohhhh my god. I'm literally going to cry I'm so relieved

i can't post about mourning the recent death of my first-ecer online social space without everyone thinking i'm an ancient and decrepit crone or baba yaga type. but please believe me when I say that I'm feeling extremely despondent about it

got told that I have "mouse girl energy" today

hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again

photography might have been more popular if it was less depressing. "i'm developing my negatives" try developing your positives instead, my man. the world is already too sad

moff

🐁✨

something that keeps recurring in dreams I have is that I'll end up in a mall trying to buy something called a "nintendo ds 2" that's releasing along with the new pokemon game, but they never have it at gamestop or k.b. toys (a mall staple that has been out of business since I was roughly 6)

for a certain type of Boston guy this is gonna cause incidents similar to when yet more conservative boomers find out that Bruce Springsteen is a lib

i do love me very much :) thanks mr cent

Ogre kingdoms Nathy. Very 'ungy.

i love can't-initiate momoka-san

#になもも #니나모모 夜

the greatest lie the devil ever told was 'remember this browser'

Girl who's going to be ok🙏

tattoos

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

folks I don't want to alarm anyone but I'm moving the Tummy Hurt threat indicator up to 'orange'. we are definitely experiencing a tummy hurt event. don't panic, make sure you have a plan for your family and pets, and keep an eye on my bluesky for updates

man i just found out the MUCK i spent literally my entire childhood and teenage years on closed last year

you're allowed and even encouraged to DINK out but you have to stop watching bluey and steven universe and start keeping a letterboxd account. also you have to have to be able to name a dish you like from a cuisine that isn't european or japanese. that's the rules sorry