Good morning~✨

vibes are off the charts over at the hq tonight I see

holy shit Twilight of the Warriors. what a fucking movie

i gotta learn how to play stella. damn it

"uhhh with inflation i think you'll find that games used to be even more expensive 🤓" wrong motherfucker. they were seven dollars at the garage sale

a powerful relationship on the computer is two people who arent mutuals because they both think the other's feed is too annoying and each "like" they give each other is a sign of respect on the battlefield of Posting, a delicate dance of courtly intrigue within their venn diagram of friend groups

My ghost therapist says I should be better at finding where his skull has been hidden behind the wainscoting. And I realized, my parents literally never modeled behaviors like that for me

the virginal dough... rises from its yeast... bela lugosis bread

booya

#jazzopinions i think the latest chihiro yamanaka album is weirdly safe both in terms of her playing and her choice of standards #thanksforreading

like an app from the app store? you aren't just going to the website on your phone like a normal person?

big "wait, you guys were using an app?" moment for me

lol yeah i'm coming around to the idea that people criticize the devs just for the sake of criticizing the devs

HONDA ZOOK 1990

AHHHH

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

I took my little plastic half frame camera on a desert trip with friends, and I like how much it makes everything look the way a memory kind of feels

you dropped this, king… 👑

Food Processor gotta be the worst named appliance of all time. Could be literally anything in the kitchen.

Thomas the Tank Engine should not be modernized. It should take place in the era where steam trains were used and that’s it. I really don’t think kids would mind or even notice

the seattle raising cains opened. everything's coming up natalie

it's a good morning (raining outside, pat metheny inside, feeling like a real and actual human being instead of skin draped over vibrating bones etc)

"don't like don't read" shall be the whole of the law

it's payday baby you know what that means: realis hardcoverrrrr

if I were The Kid I would simply outrun The Judge in a 1995 Lotus Esprit

It's my birthday today, so I drew my new all-time favorite, Osanai!

New Boards of Canada album title/cover just dropped. Out May 29. Looks apocalyptic as fuck.

Feels like a lot of the Western yuri scene is so paranoid about being "baited" that the mindset is functionally indistiguishable from a homophobe claiming that lesbianism doesn't exist in Japan

you can get addicted to a certain kind of starburst

are we all ready to admit that mario kart world was ass yet or no

big meteor hit the earth can win if you vote for him

still hits

this scene hit the internet like crack in 2008

having girl dinner

i love that we have a guy on the mariners whose thing is that he's italian so every time he does something good the camera cuts to someone in the crowd doing the finger thing

over the last week or two my wife and i have both started to use the word "dear" to mean, like, expensive. and i don't know why we started doing that or who did it first. we caught a linguistic virus

i hate when i am permanently weakened by kitava's cruel affliction, decreasing my resistances by 30%

Gun to your head wh-did you just cum

i couldn't fall back asleep so I engaged in a "myth busters nap" which is when you lie still in a dark room with your eyes closed until you get bored or fall asleep

a bird outside woke me up at like 3:30 which I'm sure is going to be hilarious in twelve hours

"the only thing worse than writing is not writing" oh yeah? what about racism

there are people outside screaming. which is weird. that doesn't usually happen

rooftop

im not sure where I picked it up but I always thought of that as "dogmouthing"

in PULSE (2001) yabe owns a saturn copy of grandia and a jp release of quake 2 #uselessinfo

everybody got the one homie who's been paid off by their incestuous stepfather-uncle to ascertain how close they are to staging a coup in the royal palace 😂🫣

hamlet: the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals - and yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me. rosencrantz: (opening his mouth) hamlet: please do not make a joke about me being gay rosencrantz: (closes his mouth)

i have, of late, though wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth, foregone all custom of exercise, and it seems to me that the social is predicated on its exclusions