if Jesus can wash strangers’ feet, I can too

@samesadecho.bsky.social didn‘t your first amendment lawsuit versus the city stipulate that they couldn’t target you like this???

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

How many days in a row can I look up the answer to Wordle before my 79 year old mother calls me a shit challenge

we shouldn't be talking about this. we should be talking about dow hit 50,000

crab: "All in favor of putting me down in the ocean, raise your hand." crab: "ok! it's settled."

when she says "bae, my parent's are out."

jump up and touch it. maybe you'll be able to flips or power bombs.

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

If you need to open up the Strait of Hormel, call @samesadecho.bsky.social. That man knows his way around a vat of canned chili like no one else on planet earth.

You do not get credit for all the times you drive sober.

Thinking about the piece the BBC did on my family in 1999 where my brother says “when I was getting recruited, I was getting 15 emails a day, now my sister is going through that.” And that sounded like an unthinkably high volume of email to receive!

Breaking: ESPN senior writer Kevin Pelton has been hired for a front office role with the Houston Comets, where he is serving as assistant GM & vice president of analytics He'll also work with the Sun FO this season, including as the team prepares for offseason activity

legitimately laughed at this

This is now only the second most embarrassing Duke exit of 2026.

I 100% spent many a morning reading this box. Phones are terrible.

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

Most Philly sign of the day?

best protest sign “impeach pedolf shitler” held by literally the oldest man i’ve ever seen standing upright

you would think tiger would know when to use a driver

Police are on the lookout for the KitKatburgler

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

When I was 11, I wrote a letter to Mark McGwire. Shoutout to the A's who returned a signed picture of McGwire with a note to "send a SASE next time, kid" I had no idea what an SASE was until a librarian at my school figured it out for me.

legitimately cackled at joe's shirt here. is he opening a salon

while most are pointing out the racism in this rant - and to be clear it's super racist - but like, if these people are so stupid how are they robbing us blind? he clearly thinks *we're* that stupid

apparently cats aren't microwave safe? this is the first I'm hearing of this

I concur, @kenpom.com, why *isn't* this talked about more?

for when you hit weldingers

the DSF is preparing coupons to coincide with these dates

shoutout to whomever put on "Un-Break My Heart" in the waiting room of this cardiologists office

flying coffins. great

andymoney's tweet is great of course but this is my Baseball Tweet that is rent free forever, shoutout @nocartridge.bsky.social

actually he named him dorkstick. we know this from the epstein filings

I'm a hard no.

“There,” said Toad. “Now my day is all written down.”

True or false. Don Jr will bet and make a metric ton of cash on a prediction market when it happens

buying a burger king franchise with this

Interesting day in NC: Phil Berger resigned before Hubert Davis.

A great bit

Might be the best thing to ever come out of Virginia Tech (apologies to @kenpom.com)

ngl heart skipped a beat when I read "Bennett to coach Arizona St."

I won't pretend to have been a huge UVA women's basketball fan this season, though I have watched their previous two tournament games, but this was neat to see them upset Iowa.

if you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean

but can it find lost puppies????

The world’s most honest disclaimer.

D! I! E! D! DIED DIED DIED! I’m so sorry everybody

A good game. Tough ending. 30 wins is pretty awesome though. Great season for the Wahoo. No shame in that.

ncaa stat portal has virginia shooting 11-23 on layups tough to overcome that one