I just went 70-12, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=CMJ...

hello, it's your child's school! it's the final week of the year, so please attend the English expo, spring sing, the art fair, the PTA gala, the science fair, commencement ceremony, and teachers' picnic. all of these are during the work day. p.s. your kids have half days all week BYEEEEEEE

What a bummer about Rick Adelman. RIP to an excellent coach and all around good dude.

One of my favorite memories was traveling with high school friends to portland for a game and Rick and his wife were on the flight back to sac with us. They saw a bunch of 17 year old kings fans and sat with us. Just talked to us the whole plane ride like a dad would do

Damn. RIP to the greatest coach in Sacramento Kings history. nbacoaches.com/nbca-mourns-...

@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social is this a thing? can you make this a selection

This is a wonderful piece. Also, love to see the shout out to one of my all-time favorite Wahoos (and super underrated), The Threegional Manager, Mike Scott.

[unreliable narrator voice] “Sorry I’m late again guys.”

Always enjoy the timing of this particular Wikipedia entry writeup

Watch this to bring joy into your life.

hope you brought urine!

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KORNET ERASED THAT LIKE IT WAS MAGIC CITY NIGHT

“I want a team to challenge the OKC Thunder.”

Spurs AND Thunder… in this economy????

Possibly the most frightening talent of the brown bear is an uncanny ability to blend seamlessly into the environment in an almost chameleon-like manner, allowing them to easily surprise their unsuspecting prey.

“Doctor? Please. Call me Randy.”

……(\_/) ……( ‘_’) Prepare the Hot Take Cannon …./”"”"”"”"”"”"\=====░ ▒▓▓█D /”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”\ \_@_@_@_@_@_/ "SGA is a *system* player. He wouldn't be nearly as good if he didn't have the talent around him propping him up."

Manute Bol walked so Wemby could run www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ1a...

theres Wemby height bias on his threes. Dude could shoot 20% from 3 on 8 attempts per game and folks would be like, “yeah but did you seee the two he MADE?!?”

One of the hallmarks of being a teenager is having the foresight to remember you were supposed to bring something to an event (eg snacks for an end-of-the-year party) but only remembering after it to late to bring it (eg pulling up to school just before the bell rings)

We are entering "eating peanut butter straight from the jar with a spoon" levels of work stress.

If Thunder-Spurs goes 7, will the Knicks be the first team to face 3 foes who all went 7 games in the previous round, @basketball-reference.com?

Kenny Atkinson looks like he needs to huff some paint

Look, it’s amazing that the Knicks have won 10 straight postseason games, but you gotta ask yourself how many of those games were versus tanking teams?

Americans don’t typically know many veterans or active duty folks, but they are targeted for scams from day one. Those Dodge dealerships and payday loan places know what they are doing. Like everything else in this country, the fastest way to a dollar is to scam vulnerable targets.

[shania voice]

[Butthead laugh]

missed a call from the Crash Test Dummies this morning

I don’t understand why Victor didn’t dunk from there

Are you kidding me with that Wemby?!?

Wow! That big guy Victor really dominates the middle! What a talent! ~ Magic Johnson

Look, it’s amazing that the Knicks have won 10 straight postseason games, but you gotta ask yourself how many of those games were versus tanking teams?

If I were the Cleveland Cavaliers, I would simply not pass the ball to the NY Knicks.

Edwin McCain, buying glasses: “Waaaaarrrrrrbyyy Parker.… WAAARRRBYYY Love to see my eye”

Trying to teach the boy how to put in contacts. Would rather be teaching him how to drive

On Mitch Johnsons high school career “he was so smart… you just knew he was going to be a coach.” is the rudest way he could’ve possibly phrased that

Ban the charge

Reminds me of the time that @samesadecho.bsky.social came to my sons 8th birthday party as Dianne Wiest

is that a murse

In Soviet Russia… you know this is actually pretty sad

It would be very funny if Masai Ujiri got hired and then immediately fired Jason Kidd and did nothing else.

only one year? i guess he got his… Foote in the door

This caught me totally unaware and I laughed on a elevator with people looking at me weird.

This seems like an impossibly stupid decision. Worth a blog, @defector.com ? www.wral.com/sports/high-...

Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.

[big sigh] it’s a trap

Pistons come back and win. this cavs team is full of frauds

When i was in HS, my moms copy of Tootsie got stuck in the VCR