I really feel like they could/should have worded it differently?

parental required lying, by age of children 3-8: “Who is Santa?” 13-17: “Who is Gossip Girl?”

It’s time for OKC to tank to better position itself for the draft

reading the Epstein files while listening to the Dark Side of the Moon wild

galerie du Botanique #photography #Brussels #colors #light

From my understanding, the new NBA All-Star format is guys named Jalen versus the world

My snoring has gotten so bad my kids now call me C-Pappy

The kind .. you find … in a second hand store

A fascinating dude I didn’t know much about until I read @herringnba.bsky.social’s awesome book

When my gramps turned 100, he ran his neighbor, Norm, through. He always said it was the second best day of his life (85 Bears Super Bowl)

Wife: "Hey can you take the dog ou...what are you doing?" Me: [presses mute] "you know, I don't interrupt or bother YOU when you're taking work calls, ok?" Wife: "I'm trying to get the cheez balls from the pantry." Me: [closes pantry door]

I really enjoyed reading this. One challenge to looking historically is that the value of the things being traded is dynamic: 1) *The very best* players are worth more, in both a basketball and financial (kill the individual max!) sense than they ever have been.

Those too

From my understanding, the new NBA All-Star format is guys named Jalen versus the world

The stockings were hung by the chimney with fervor in hopes that St. Nicholas would bring

@batmansrobyn.bsky.social we are starting Gossip girl

group dms. please.

"Klaus! Make us a new organization name!" "Real sexy. Just like you asked, boss."

pizzabite is a delicious word. make it a pangram Sam Ezersky, you coward

I tried to read the first sentence of this and began to get a headache.

portrayals of dracula make a lot more sense when you think about it this way

"give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. teach a man to fish, he'll eventually understand the application of the tragedy of the commons and its application to overfishing." ~ ancient economic saying

as a frequent swimmer at my local YMCA, I can only describe using the recently redone pool as a "rush of indoor fins"

@theuptownfive.bsky.social there is one paragraph in here that's absolutely maddening

I heard from @treytheexplainer.bsky.social that the bulls are back

@ugarles.bsky.social I assume you're in this somewhere

OG forgetting several key strategies here: "Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge"

Insurance companies: "Nice necklace you got there. It'd be a shame if someone.... UPPED YOUR PREMIUMS."

As it’s the season to debate whether *that film* is a Christmas movie, here’s a seasonal treat: a cat that looks like it’s falling from Nakatomi Plaza

Incredible bsky ratio here, @bubbaprog.xyz

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”

is tyrese maxey in the mvp talk and if not why not

will elect anyone who is steadfastly against cancer

if you make three good posts in a row, @samesadecho.bsky.social yells HES (SHES\THEYRE) ON FIRE!

The hand-check-era NBA was certainly *rougher* than now, but it was unquestionably easier on the players' legs.

Try the Kennedys?

Does anyone have a good family recipe for road brine?

its creating unfinished projects? Ah shit, AI really is coming for my job

The body was not meant to play 82 games of insane, crazy intensity basketball. Even if you're a Greek god. This SUCKS.

All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

there’s nothing better about messy trades than it being so obvious whose side each reporter represents. no trace of subtlety whatsoever and it’s beautiful

Chris Paul makes a huge layup to cut the lead to 36

Wizards down by 12 but still refuse to put in their best player, Anthony Gill. #wahoowa. Sixers are 9-of-17 from 3, including back-to-back triples by 2-way Jabari Walker.

@davedufour.bsky.social has Zach Edey officially graduated to PROBLEM?

Hell yeah. Economists unite

The funny thing about this is that Trump basically spoke into existence "Fake News." All he's fed are AI Slop and news stories meant to fete him when he's at his most unpopular. He thinks that other folks are fed fake news, when that's all he getting 24-7.

The most respect I ever had for a waiter. We took the kids to a restaurant. They were upset bc we had thought about getting hibachi take out and watching TV with dinner. We told the waiter that the kids were grumpy about coming to the restaurant because they wanted to get hibachi and watch TV.