When you’re very tired of Zooey Deschanel

ah man. that stinks.

@davedufour.bsky.social @justesbaraheni.bsky.social guys guys GUYS. You pick the Bucks to repeat and ZERO Taurean Prince threepeat mentions? ZERO???

"swipe left 30. swipe right 67. then pull"

If the Spurs can have French Vanilla, with the Wemby and Kornet lineups, why can't the Pistons have Beef Stew - Hollandaise (Isaiah Stewart - Ron Holland)?

you should read kelly because he uses words like "faffing"

[naming a boat after my favorite author] “This is the U. S. S. R. R. Martin!” Captain of the U. S. S. J. R. R. Tolkien: “You fool.”

MICHAEL STIPE: (roasting you) Egypt was troubled by your horrible ass

Bulls-Kings

i fear for the uninhabitants

@davedufour.bsky.social when does morning shootaround start? I GOT QUESTIONS

I finally wised up and swapped out all the standard gym equipment for giant electric hamster wheels. keeps the lights humming and honesty those little meatheads really seem to love it

maybe they are, but why aren't more companies complaining about tariffs? The only company I've directly heard complaining is @samesadecho.bsky.social's solar powered crossfit gym and hot dog bar complaining about how much solar panels cost and how he had to (arduously) change cased meats providers

I have questions about today’s pangram

"Yam" is probably the best Thanksgiving-related way to reference a basketball dunk "Dude, did you see Victor yam on Anthony Davis?" "Man, Zion YAMMED that!" "Did you put marshmallows on the yams, Mom?

Listening to @johnhollinger.bsky.social and @nateduncannba.bsky.social and John goes, “I think this is going to be a relatively stable year for NBA coaches.” sheesh, that prediction didn’t even last 24 hours. extenuating circumstances but LOL.

Hollander POTD Rick Carlisle. Virginia G on 84-85 Final 4 team after Sampson left. Drafted 69th by BOS in 84 & made team. Bench guy for 2 NBA Finals squads. Also played w/NY + NJ before retiring at age 30. Was an asst coach for much of the 90s & has been a head coach since 2001.

If only there were a tax-payer backed service that would track these costs in a systematic way!

@brian215.bsky.social i heard this guy was good. You seen him before

Finally! they held a bake sale

Most of the German legacy was created by building machines to cross inadequate French security lines.

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

Portland Parlay-zers #nbagambling

all I see is some lock-down ty jerome defense

The NBA has a new all-time points per game leader... 👀

Mafia killers trying to put an NBA player's body in the trunk of a sedan but there's no way it's fitting.

Does this mean that the Hornets trading Rozier immediately skyrockets to the top of "Charlotte Hornets front office best moves ever"? (It was already in the top 5.)

Adam Silver: "Please. Anything to make the Aspiration scandal go away."

Sources: Heat sign Malik Beasley

Kinda interesting reading all the US takes on the scourge/dangers of sports betting given how it's been such a normalised part of my country's culture for so long. It's like the gun control debate in reverse, genuinely illuminating.

this is the face of a 36-year-old man who probably wanted a jersey with his actual name on it but is still carrying the burden of a fictional teenage loser he played in 2001 like an albatross around his neck

Earl Boykins: I'm deep in my bag! Fans: [cheering] Earl Boykins: Help! Can someone lower a rope!

This is a Ryan Rollins fan account henceforth

Earl Boykins: I'm deep in my bag! Fans: [cheering] Earl Boykins: Help! Can someone lower a rope!

I am against the pearl-clutching that people are having about the destruction of the white house. will back candidates that are in favor of destroying the whole dammed thing, especially his little ballroom.

“The burnt ends justify the burnt means,” she absolutely should have said at arraignment. www.fox13news.com/news/biguns-...

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Just think: Toronto gets to experience this *and* Jakob Poeltl-Brandon Ingram pick-and-rolls. What a week!

I am super excited to listen to this.

NC Politics sucks

*miley cyrus voice*

I talk a lot about my brother passing from cancer last year, but one thing I should talk about more is that he probably lived much longer than he would have even 5-10 years ago. We are turning the tables on cancer and that’s why it’s so tragic that this administration is gutting funding for it.

this is literally THE PREMISE of Footloose.

it's log, log. it's better than bad its good

Charles with some good doggos

you said nothing, NOTHING, when they came for Gay Hooters.

Go Fish with my Nana

when you mychart message your doctor about that sleeping injury