That first one always wins for me, but I do understand the sentiment that places these in the same ballpark.

Solid gold. 😆

You don’t have to be “normal.” You only have to be yourself. One day, a world will arrive where no one is boxed by categories like LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Until that moment, I’ll keep sending this message into the universe: You are a beautiful, unique miracle.

Current Maxlet Status: cuddles. 🥰

Democrats, for the love of god, make this quote into two issues: 1. Press why Trump thinks wars of choice are more important than child care. 2. Press Republicans on not backing Trump's endorsement for universal state-level daycare.

I have seen this happening, with my own eyes. MAGA Catholics are *really* feeling the heat these days.

Me, as an astronaut. #ArtemisII

J. D. Vance is... bell hooks' Wario?

Interesting. 😡

🤣🤣🤣

Shout-out to every other Gen Xer that was holding their breath the entire time for the first five mintues of the launch For r e a s o n s

I have never seen this before and I laughed so hard I had to get out of bed and go to the bathroom. 🤣

If Artemis is going up then it gives me an excuse to once again post this photo, the only one to contain every human being in the universe but one.

My heart is melting! Thank you Pubity for sharing! Golden retrievers are so sweet. 👀🐶😇🥰🤩👏👏👏

RIP Trek Twitter. You made me who I am today.

Uhhhhhh… *flips frantically through catechism* uhhhhhh…

One day, not soon enough, we’ll all look back and ask ourselves,

His brain is pudding.

Oh DAMMIT. 😑

We have The Winchester Mystery House at home. The Winchester Mystery House at home:

April Fool’s or no, I’d FW this. And I ENJOY cooking breakfast!

THEY JUST WANT TO HELP!

Makes sense to me, what’s the problem? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rafael Cruz was born in Alberta, Canada. His father was Cuban-born. Because his mother was a US citizen, he acquired US citizenship at birth under American law, even though born in Canada. He renounced his Canadian citizenship only after it became public for his political career.

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I mean… same, tbh.

We do not live in a sane world.

PSA:

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

"your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should" it turns out that Angel food cake French toast works delightfully well

*sigh* yeah… 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Blue-collar Italian brothers with their own business IS pretty Catholic, but that’s as far as I’m willing to go along with this. 😆

i appear to have asked a question akin to "how do Rebel Alliance schoolteachers feel about Darth Vader?"

No joke, i actually don't care for this holiday. Was gonna skip it, but then i drew this. For those who suffer no fools. 💚

oh my GOD, this is a direct attack on a *lot* of people I know. 😆 I love that they picked these two teams, too— no notes.

You do not get credit for all the times you drive sober.

The exploitative class and state that Trump embodies depends for its very existence on a permanent underclass. It always did. That’s why they’re willing to fight so hard to have it; they’re fighting for their own survival.

I mean… I get it. 😬

Well this is just DELIGHTFUL! 😻

That would be nice. Impeachment: by Acme™.

And she’s absolutely right!

ALL Y’ALL knew they were gonna try this argument, right? …*right???*

This is how I always pictured him anyway, I’m so glad I’m not alone in this!