If only it were so!

You ought to be! 🥰

I'm going to need to see the crying guy.

He deserves to be remembered as the deeply unserious and ridiculous little boy he always was. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Admit it, you laughed! 😆

A step in the right direction!

Yecccchhhg— yes, probably so.

It turned out okay, I think!

Mom lives on the river in AL and took these pics last night of the northern lights (down there they're called the lights of northern aggression tho)

It’s cool enough outside that we’re doing German food tonight— sauerbraten, kartoffelsalat, and red cabbage. 😁

I just mandoline-sliced three red onions for pickling and my eyes are STILL burning! 😭 But it’ll be worth it; pickled red onion is one of my favorite sandwich and salad garnishes. 😁

Anthony Bourdain travelogue except it's Star Trek

They’re FINALLY starting to get it!

Val Hoyle: "As a proud 3rd generation union member, I’ve walked a lot of picket lines and been part of supporting my union leadership in negotiations. If my leadership caved after a 40 day strike & got nothing in return, they would be voted out immediately. Pelosi never would have let this happen."

Guy who thinks John Podesta sent emails in secret pedophile code: You're taking that email where he says "I was discussing being a pedophile with my best friend Donald Trump the other day" out of context

zoomers can't read, and boomers can't write

Awwww, I love both Rom and Max! Happy birthday, Max! 🥰

Someone come collect their racist grandma

Happy exploding whale day to all who celebrate.

nate silver just living in a made up world where we are still talking about sydney sweeney omg

Did I say I was tired? My bad, I meant I’m EXHAUSTED. 😑

they’re running out of white guys to pardon

no dem running in 2026 without a promise to abolish ICE and a to hold all involved (especially elected officials) accountable is a viable candidate.

All of that AND Carrie Fisher with a flamethrower? Hell yes!

81 years ago, FDR proposed a second Bill of Rights to guarantee every American the right to employment, healthcare, education, housing, and a living income. His words are as relevant now as they were then. Watch.

Not every night you can step outside, see a faint pink glow over the Sandia mountains, then hold up a phone camera and watch it catch the Northern Lights above Albuquerque

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

I’m so damn tired, y’all.

Pennsylvania, please throw this entire-ass man away

Yeah it’s definitely @schumer.senate.gov’s “Peace in our time” moment.

I MEAN… 😆

How is he already this tired??? It is a quarter to seven. 😆

LITERALLY ANYBODY ELSE

Repost with an iconic fictional band.

I’ve seen this with my own eyes, and it scares the hell out of me every single time— partly because there IS so much stuff built on and around it!

JD VANCE: "My mother got the drugs that almost killed her from Mexicans." REALITY: JD's mother got the drugs that almost killed her from her hospital patients, whom she stole from.

Lest we forget.

This scene absolutely broke my heart. The show was funny, sure— but that last three minutes just absolutely ripped my soul out and stomped on it. We cannot allow that savagery to ever happen again.

Awww! ☺️

BEHOLD

Literally why do they hate ATCs for no reason? FFS

This will ALWAYS make me laugh. 😆

Which ones do you wanna se get primaried first? For me it’s Fetterman and Kaine.

senate dems to chuck schumer vs senate dems to the american people

My friend just posted this and it’s the filthiest thing I’ve seen done with meat since the last time Jason [redacted] my [censored] and then did that thing where he [bleeeeeep]ed my [absolutely not] and then [5th Amendment] me until I [ooo la la].

Salzburg: And I Oop!

You know what the funny part is? Only one of us has an English degree. 😆