There are sooo many grifts it's hard to keep track...

We’re lucky if they put down gravel, even after an ice storm.

Oh THAT’S where I left those!

What did he mean

It’s so funny when rich people are like ‘if you do this minor socialism we will move away!’ buddy we are telling you we would live in a utopia if you simply died

HOW. GORGEOUS. IS. THAT?!? 🤩

‘Swonderful! ‘Smarvelous! — Gershwin Bros.

Leaving 2025: [Exit Pursued By A Bear] Entering 2026: I am fresh of spirit and resolved to meet all perils very constantly. #Shakespeare

This thread is well worth reading, if only because rarely have I ever seen a pompous right-wing blowhard dissected so neatly and efficiently.

How I’m walking out of 2025...

(jack nicholson plunging an axe through a wooden door as shelly duvall screams) YO QUIERO TACO BELL

Are they hiring?

“it is illegal for you not to like me”

The shrimp flood rolled down like a mighty river

Look, I’m nobody’s idea of a fashion plate, but EVEN I know that you’re supposed to have a waistcoat or a cummerbund or something to cover that button. I don’t think it’s being elitist to just expect people to understand how CLOTHES WORK. Especially a grown-ass man.

OTD In 1956, the formerly believed “law” of conservation of parity was disproved in the first successful results from an experiment conducted by Madame Chien-Shiung Wu at Columbia University on the beta-decay of cobalt-60. #womeninstem en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chien-S...

He is a criminal. It’s my opinion that he always was.

"How dare you cancel a show that was making us money that no one wanted to see and wasn't making money."

“Congress looks to reclaim relevance after ceding power to White House”— …did y’all maybe… try acting like a coequal branch of government to begin with? Maybe? 🤔 is THAT the problem? apple.news/A42U0V6gzSnG...

Will just leave this clip here of Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings talking about what’s wrong with America from a 1991 interview and it’s still all very true today

Ohhhhh this is so lovely. 😊

Shit, these are getting way too real…

She deserves absolutely nothing but the best, the woman is a GODDESS and should be treated as such.

Clearly a Pokémon

thing of it is we don't want them here either

Big “we’ve tried literally nothing and it’s not working” energy.

I hate this for them so much. 😭

Racoons and trash men, naturally enemies 😔

The subtext is now text.

you’ve just opened up a star trek themed restaurant. what are you calling it? THE HUNGRY SALAMANDER

Hopefully this will absolutely destroy that little twerp.

I deplore how correct this is. 😭

Ohhh this made me so happy. 🥹

She’s earned it. 😁

Thou hast just opened up a star trekke-themed restaurant What art thou callinge it? The Pryme Rib Directyve

My dear friend here reminds me of the first time I ever read the “Hitchhiker’s Guide” series at summer camp, high up in the Sangre de Cristo Mountains in New Mexico. I never felt so happy and connected to the Universe, and I laughed SO MUCH! Highly recommend. 🥹♥️ #DontPanic #42

I’ve done those jobs, and I’ve definitely been treated as “less than” by people who are absolutely no better than I. It’s time we re-frame the conversation, but fragile men (it’s virtually always men) aren’t ready for that conversation.

Ranch dressing obvs! I’m American. If I can’t have that, I’ll take that mayonnaise/curry sauce combo that they let you put on Vlaamse Frites, that stuff is great!

That time of year again!

Okay so let’s talk about “Tank Girl.” I *loved* that movie, but I think it’s because I loved the comics, it was one of the only comics that I’ve read from start to finish. It took some doing to get, and shoutout to the Dallas Public Library for tracking down all of the Aussie compilations!

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

Cake and KMFDM. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think he should “RETVRN” and we should force him to dress in Beau Brummell, Regency-style clothes and make him call himself Monseigneur Creature.

He is the Reason for the Season

It worked for me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I mean, I don’t think there was anything that was gonna keep me away from books, that’s just how I grew up— but the pizza and the stickers and such never hurt!

NGL I’m pretty on board with this.

Okay now I have to know.