The developers of PEAK explain pricing

Holy Jesus I didn't look close enough, saw the green logo quickly and thought this was The Onion and started chuckling man what have we done lol

6 episodes into this now and it is SO GOOD. Wildly janky game with hilariously badly translated text.

accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"

You've been vomiting repeatedly outside the embassy. The mask is removed to reveal the shifty-looking catman. He isn't here for fun.

Reading about real murders? Dramatisations of serial killer cases? No thanks, I like the stories about pretend detectives solving made-up cases. Yeah I'm really into False Crime.

Hot honey has breached containment. Shut down all food development until we know what's happening.

Everyone made fun of Blackberrys but I had a (Nokia?) phone with a physical keyboard after iPhones/touchscreens got big and it was one of the best typing experiences I've had on a phone.

"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts" Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.

Signing up for a sports team? Dive into Spond.

kids, am i right

it’s going to be weird going back to work and people talking like everything is normal. like in a final fantasy game when someone’s summoned a meteor from hell to destroy the planet and the villagers still only talk about the big chocobo pageant coming up

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

This all seems like a very cynical attempt to win the FIFA War Prize as well.

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

It's like they say, you gotta fight ICE with ice

A lot of us having been saying for years that oceans are battlefields. Welcome I guess, but don’t act like it’s big news.

One of the best to ever do it

online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times

DUN3?

My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.

This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. He kicks the dude in the beans and then mocks him

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

The legacy of @paulweedon.bsky.social lives on

>NEW GAME Curse of the Elemental Bed Overlords You are a level 1 Parent. You have 2HP. You are in the car park.

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

Happy holidays! Probably my favorite stop-motion from the past few years. Really enjoyed creating this one.

Signed up to a really simple exercise program for January - all you do is start with 1 press-up on Jan 1st, 2 press-ups on the 2nd, 4 on the 3rd, 8 on the 4th, and so on, doubling each day. Easy as that!

a boardgame where one player must be a cat

a boardgame which takes up the entire volume of one square of an IKEA Kallax storage unit, and could not be any smaller

They're saying it's never been like this.

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

tired of my job at the dog statue store. sick of all these fake bitches

Please do not purchase Luck be a Landlord on Xbox. I will be making a $10,000 donation to The Palestine Children's Relief Fund to (hopefully) help offset the revenue the game has generated for Microsoft.

if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade

Great overview of how close The Muppet Christmas Carol is to the book (and how accurate the costuming is). www.youtube.com/watch?v=opXF...

Our Discorders answered the question, 'what if the games of 2025 were Simpsons stills?' Judge the results for yourself.

heading home after another long day at the office (i work in a ketchup factory)

Nobody notices when you fold under all the raw paper edges on a wrapped gift, but you will know in your heart.

“Baby It’s Cold Outside” but about trying to convince guests to play one more board game before they leave

I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.

I am sick of the sight of the bastard Grinch, he is EVERYWHERE.

There's so much Grinch everywhere I assumed he'd just entered public domain

Ahmed al Ahmed, a Lebanese Muslim who owns a Sydney fruit shop, risked his life to disarm one of the Bondi Beach shooters. His courage gives me hope amidst the horror and darkness. Muslims and Jews are not enemies. Our futures, in the Middle East and beyond, are intrinsically bound. A true hero.

How about you get fucked and stop promoting this shit

I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.