If The Shining was made today, Jack Nicholson would say "What's up chat!"

before painting (already painted the “face”). Since it’s already small I wanted it to look kind of like a Jawa

Let's fucking gooooo

many such cases

holy fuck

Horses. Up there with bicycles as the bane of many an artist. However, I figured out a foolproof way of drawing them, and I want to share that with you! 😊

Various philosophies

Homer, seeing a gym sign: "'GYM' What's a 'GYM'?" [enters the gym, sees all the exercise machines] "Oooh, a *GYM*" It's great because it doesn't work at all in text or if you describe it out loud without a clunky extra explanation (Homer pronounces "gym" as "guy-m" all three times)

One thing ai can't do is your mom last night, and i know because i was there

Reading about the by-election in Manchester and seeing quotes from voters who want Labour out at all costs and can't decide between Reform (hard right, fascist) and the Green Party (left-wing, socialist).

Wow that franchise took a dark turn

makes you wonder if 8 bucks really is 5 bucks...

If dogs could ski, would they ski like this...

Tired: AI apocalypse is the computers are too clever and kill us Wired: AI apocalypse is all of humanity's computing resources are dedicated to history's stupidest chatbots

HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT! HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT! HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.

'I Spilled My Soda,' Report Nation's Dopes https://theonion.com/i-spilled-my-soda-report-nations-dopes-1819572671/

i often think about this review

This is honestly extremely funny

You locate a scroll; it's a bit singed but you can just about decipher the spell Tenser’s Floating Good. But... the words writhe under your gaze. Now it says 'Storm of Rabbits'!

In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women." Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration. It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women. Our latest.

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

Being a huge X Files fan, anything that was "unexplained" or "maybe aliens", like the Tunguska Event.

I'm just going to say a thing. What a person looks like is not reflective of their soul. Insulting the appearance of bad people who do bad things as an outcome or indication of their rotten hearts perpetuates the notion that conventional beauty = virtue, a myth that's led to untold human damage.

Between this and @remapradio.bsky.social creating themselves in The Sims, it's a streaming renaissance

Sorry man you can't hang out with us if your mech dont run a fission core. Yeah I know you still run nuclear but we're kinda succumbing to the radionuclide induced visions generated by the conflict between our flesh and our implants. I just don't think you'd get it? Craig thinks he can hear god cry.

Was I overcharged? Freaking out here

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Your dream you're in the ruins of Brighton. You fail to distract the invisible thought-criminal. She's well shielded.

"What would happen if cars had arms?" "What's a mortgage?" "How old will I be when [older sibling] dies?" "How does electricity make things work?" "Why do cats have 4 legs?"

not the most horrifying aspect of the story about the Boston Irish guy currently imprisoned in an American concentration camp, but: ICE forged his signature on documents to make it look like he was agreeing to be deported. How often are they doing that? How often have they gotten away with that?

You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible

Hot take, but I'm not taking diet tips from someone who sounds like his own diet killed him 30 minutes ago

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

In an effort to ever-so-gently annoy a colleague I've been calling all machines and tech at work The Apparatus. Should The Apparatus be doing that? Are you finished with The Apparatus? I have woken this morning to an email written and sent after midnight requesting me to stop.

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

If you are baffled by why the jury refused to convict the Palestine Action defendants, it's because – unlike them – you didn't hear the actual evidence. You heard what the media wanted you to know. Here, I explain what the jury learnt from the trial: jonathancook.substack.com/p/barristers...

You're laughing with friends in the last city on Earth. Suddenly, there's the suspicious scavenger. The skies begin to darken.

My husband and I have anchor tattoos on our ring fingers because he used to work on boats and couldn’t wear a ring for safety reasons. We decided if we ever get divorced, we can tell people the tattoo means we’re “married to the sea” 🌊

Recently the Forbidden Planet webstore had the best categorisation error. Graphic Novels are nested as part of Books, which led to

When your mum buys you off-brand D&D

Good god. We've spent a decade with the British media - including the BBC - claiming that the 'gender critical' movement wanted to 'protect women and girls'. And it turns out Jeffrey Epstein was funding part of it.

You are in the Self-Serve Furniture Area. You hear a noise and spin round; ah, just a herd of peaceful ENVIS.

The kelpie was carrying a hide boot. It's embroidered with an image of a golem battling an eel. It's worthless.

Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"? Well, it happens they were doing exactly that. www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...

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