@eizebasa.baby apologies if I haven't been reposting you much lately, I think my moderation settings were blocking your posts? Anyway that's sorted now.

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.

"The mayor-elect has opened a portal" sounds like a line from a Ghostbusters movie

...walk into a bar?

i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village

The Far Side out here, still making me laugh the 100th time I see a comic.

congrats to all my friends in new york. you were right. bodegas are a whole different kind of thing and not just corner shops where cats sometimes live

the most relatable Pokemon yet

Hmmmmm

seems a bit messy but I'll give it a go

sunlight

somehow this is an onion story, not a @theonion.com story

Isn't all blood technically edible? Why doesn't it say "fake" anywhere? 🤔

hit da bricks

You told me you got a raspberry pie and I show up and it's little fucking computer?

silence child, i have video game screenshot files on my computer that are older than you are

Best Halloween costumes this year: a Cyberman, a cheese, and Teen Wolf. Which sounds like the setup to a joke.

Me: I love making Halloween costumes out of cardboard and paint, it's so easy and cheap! The weather gods: Hahaha! Fuck you!🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️

the problem with modern videogame rpgs is they don't have quests like the one in phantasy star, where you need to bribe a governor with cake, but the only cake shop in the entire solar system is on a different planet, at the bottom of a four-floor dungeon, behind a locked door.

Last chance! Get 'em while they're spooky!

This Halloween, watch out for draculas putting knives in the candy bowl.

I am proud to be a knobhead

All the baseball chat is reminding me of the 2010 Wimbledon tennis match between Isner and Mahut that lasted for 11 hours over three days and made us all giddy with Sports Madness. It ended in a 70-68 set btw.

you cant go to rehearsal! i heard thats a banned practice

A lot of A319s around here. #skycards

sometimes it's funny to remember that half of you have American accents

can't wait to see a serious Bank of England statement worrying about liquidity in the Neopets paintbrush market

Please, please validate all the time I have spent playing/thinking about Baby Steps by reading this article? Please?? "Instead of doing anything normal with my life for the past week, I have been on a horrible hiking holiday with the worst man in the world." www.theguardian.com/games/2025/o...

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

😏 🪺 😋 🪹 🦅 🏃

Not sure about this half term kids club

This isn't even all the apps I have had to use for two schools over three years!! I literally cannot remember them all and I'm someone who actually uses them!!

Have you seen the school message? It's on Weduc. Did you reply about the homework? Dude it's on Arbor. What about the sports trip? It's literally on ParentPay. We need to pay for PE kit? It's probably on SquidCard. Pay for the breakfast club on EduLink. Attendance? ReachMoreParents has that for you.

A long Twix bar probably can’t exist due to the tensile strength of the wafer. Send skeet

i've had this image in my browser tabs for months and it makes me laugh every time i'm rooting around in em now you can have it too

Separated at birth?

You're telling me that Prince Andrew, mired in debt, gives up his title, and IMMEDIATELY AFTER this happens Napoleon's crown jewels are stolen, and we're supposed to believe these events are "a coincidence" and "unconnected"??

@dungeon-junk.bsky.social trick or treat!

@patrickklepek.bsky.social If you haven't seen it, great talk from Bennett Foddy (from 2014) about video games in which he argues "the case for making the player suffer". www.youtube.com/watch?v=81Xx...

I guess this is one way to reduce the GP's workloads - in 19 days I'll either be better or dead

On World Bread Day I'm celebrating this tweet cos every time I make toast i think "cook it again"

Earliest GP appointment I could get is 19 days away. What a joke. What happened to that £350 million a week? 🤪 #BrexitBenefits

🧛‍♀️🧟‍♀️🕷️🕸️💀🎃🧟‍♀️ @ me for Halloween treats! 🎃🕷️🕸️🦇💀🧟‍♀️🧛‍♀️

Halloween mode activated!

Happy Halloween

007 struggling against his restraints: you can't cook those chicken nuggets with the fries, blofeld. you'll burn one and undercook the other blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones

Me and the boys in the Discord debating whether Lady Dimitrescu is tall enough to dunk a basketball without leaving the ground (yes) or if her hat would get in the way (also yes) but would she remove her hat (unknown)