Wait aren’t these usually like… to the death? (It’s Crosby either way)

"probable" sounds right. ridgefield also didn't allow 24-hour businesses until like the early 00's which is why (according to middle-schooler lore-keepers) we didn't have a mcdonlad's. that's like, less important though.

Chloe Kim has a supportive big-telephoto-lens boyfriend. This is representation, to me.

Discovered I can do a pretty passable Grover impression today

"If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look around you"

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

Guys being dudes

I’ve been having some fun exploring Earthsea lately.

Watching the Olympics is the most regular tv I’ve watched in a while and I gotta say… it looks like shit.

Damn it.

i looked at swanboy.com on aeroplane wifi and the flight attendant told me the pilot wanted to speak to me. he let me fly the plane upside down for 8 terrifying minutes

ok, here's my official evaluation of whether a sport should allow drone photography (please note that this is only valid for the next 2 minutes and is subject to change wildly and without warning)

Guys being dudes

This is an anime villain, to me

However you feel about yves klein, this is an objectively funny title

Commonwealth people do not read this; Americans, if I put a second tea bag in there when I’m making a cup of tea, will I go to jail

Wife: cool how theres 4 events in the olympics in 2026 and none go with my sport. Normal Hill

My toddler is expanding his musical horizons… in addition to the Queen of the Night’s aria, he’s now also obsessed with Papageno’s songs (and maybe just Papageno in general?)

no wonder china is kicking the west's butt they have a whole-ass University of Posts

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

Thinking about which rappers from groups would be most suited to play Uncle Drosselmeyer in the Nutcracker. OutKast? André 3000. Dipset? Cam’ron. Wu-Tang? You know it’s RZA.

The only Olympic outfit that matters

the choice seems stark, do you want to live in this joyful kind of world or the one inflicted on us on parasites and grifters

Death fart Friday

Home with a sick toddler, if anybody wants to send me b&w line drawings* that I can print out on my laser printer for coloring, please do so *patent filings, medial diagrams, fictional starship schematics; doesn’t really matter what it is

“Mr. Schis” a website that lists where and when every schism took place

This is @theglobule.bsky.social -coded

I’m trying to find out more about what good AI regulation would actually look like, does anyone have any helpful resources? (I want to be able to bring up at work but I also want to know what I’m talking about, at least a little bit)

Logging on,

The old country sucked

This shit rocks.

I'll be honest every single time I saw Yueh on screen and throughout the betrayal I kept thinking of these incredible comics made by @rondanchan.bsky.social

Our friend was performing in a small production of The Magic Flute today so we went and Finch sat through the WHOLE first act (like 90min!), completely rapt, barely made a peep! Immensely proud of the little guy.

Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad. Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️

One time I put a party hat on some dinosaur I drew for Finch and now every time I draw an animal for Finch he demands I put a party hat on it. They’re all going to a party. Together!

In a better world I would have had a fun weekend making something like this for Finch, but even so, hell yeah look at this thing you know my boy’s gonna be learning how to Hit Some Switches and throw it into overdrive

👈 Another photo from Japan for all my railroad enthusiast friends. Hasselblad X-Pan, 45mm f4 lens. • Fujicolor 100. glass.photo/108c/1PiwO7T... #xpan #filmphotography

Growing up a friend's dad worked for General Mills and he said once you've had bugles straight out of the fryer you can never go back

🎉🎉🎉

finally got @possumacquainter.bsky.social on the jumbotron

i consider all websites i refuse to support to be content verticals published by archive dot today

Quite the two-fer

i know there's some other shit going on but i would be remiss if i didn't share a recent discovery: IMDCB, The Internet Movie Cars Database www.imcdb.org few things have been more My Shit than this

Nightmares: don’t care for ‘em