they got like a 10’ x 30’ globemaster mosaic at the Bonnaroo la quinta

🐋

s'more FL birds 🫡

Hmm.

the only thing worse than a sad-corporate-salad-lunch is when they don't even make the salad very well. one extra little indignity 👌🏼

Me

the "thank you for your attention to this matter" thing is so pathetic man

I’m thinking back to how it felt on Jan 6, trying to get work done and go to meetings while All That was happening, and how now it feels like living through that every day, in slow motion, a day that never ends.

“And Bill the pony, who did NOT die…”

Come ON man

My seatmate has been watching Lawrence of Arabia on a phone the entire flight and has started using the seat back flight tracker map to zoom way in on Jordan/the Sinai peninsula... dudes rock

Realized I missed a critical word here. “Florida vacation TOWN” is what I meant. Anyway I’m back in nyc now so everything is fine.

i've been thinking about it and i keep coming back to Leia shouting "I am NOT a committee!" maybe because it's the one that's most relevant to my own life (rarely am i handed my father's long-lost blade by a knight errant)

anyway what's everyone's favorite lunar sea, mine's

i've been wondering why that town we stayed in in florida felt so specifically *weird* and it turns out we were like 10 min down the shore from this place:

Choose a credit card. Choose to upgrade for 1.5X Elite Qualifying Miles. Choose a loyalty program and lounge access. Choose to check your bag all the way to your final destination. Choose premium economy and in-flight wifi. Choose PreCheck so you can stop getting groped by TSA. Choose loyalty.

What if I bought this painting hanging up at the Northwestern Florida Beaches airport (it’s not for sale but I bet I could make them an offer)

thank god this bird came by and made it clear to the people on the beach that i wasn't a pervert

sandy bois

Walked too far down the beach and wound up at a damn villains house

Me @ the beach

Oh no wait I’m having a Gernsback Continuum moment uh oh uh oh

[skittering cartoon sound effect]

a peliCAN not a peliCAN'T

It’s crazy how everyone ELSE in this Florida vacation sucks, while me and my friends are cool. Just a huge coincidence.

🙏🏻

that's right it's V22 time

Notes from Florida’s gulf coast: the military industrial complex is very bad… but F-14s are actually very good

So far so good, 15 min to get through security 👌🏻

Finch demanded I tie this silk around my knee last night… is he in a toddler gang?

wonder how our family flight will go tomorrow. i'm sure i'll make noise about it either way!

the term vibe coding makes me want to puke

New Hyundai marketing slogan THE CAR IS GOOD THE PENIS IS EVIL

🥲

it's that time of year again: time to do the code-of-business-ethics training i was supposed to do in december so i don't get in trouble!!!!!!

thing is, there are only so many blue jettas with LHX as the first three letters of their license plate. most modern tolling systems can detect this and still send a toll PLUS a ticket for obstruction. however, this person is still a huge asshole and it's considerate of them to let everyone know.

letter to the editor, nintendo power, magazine (1995) archive.org/details/Nint...

When Baz Luhrman had the guns say "sword" on the side in Romeo + Juliet, that was the best choice that has been made in any modern adaptation ever.

“Viva christo” is right fellas

is this true @cheatlines.co

behold: my first-ever cake

🎹🎶

getting ready for our family beach trip next week

J. JONAH JAMESON: 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥!! Get in here!! I need you to break into my home while I'm alone and photograph me bathing! I'll be nude and defenseless. It's all arranged and consensual. I want photos of me enjoying my older body. And oh… PETER: (spidey sense goes crazy) JJJ: You're not getting paid.

Trolley Problem

thinking about the Saab Aero-X concept from right before Saab ceased to exist... in a better world this would have been my midlife-crisis car... instead i'll probably just have to buy a few more bikes... oh well!!!!!

It’s NICE OUT

😑

Da haircut getter