i know this is my main beat lately but god damn it i am so tired. i'm sick, the baby is sick, Kat is sick. And work just keeps... happening!?!?

He’s right, and he’s right to say it

Medvedev’s med bed

Can’t believe they leaked Tony Blair’s plans, what happened to civility

Good morning this whole family is sick rise and grind (my bones into dust)

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He’s somehow… spring-loaded

Dan Hedeya in Clueless yelling “Get outta my chair!” at Britney Murphy deserves its own special academy award

They got the damn terror alert levels for reading

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Ok… I’ve been up since 4:30am because of my sick baby… but what if…

Eat shit, fucko

What up, homie

Why did no one mention that having a toddler is tiring. I feel like someone would have said something.

[coach mcguirk watching infomercials at 3am voice] ...swords

Evergreen

Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians – "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"

this is the other intrusive thought i have about microsd cards aside from "don't lose it"

The trail is warm…

uughghhghg i dont WANNA do work today, i just wanna eat APPLES and HONEY and that's NOT a rosh hashanah thing i just WANT to eat that ALL the TIME

Ah beans this looks fun

If Isaac Chotiner asks you about your friendship with Henry Kissinger, you are already dead.

Sunstein: "Those who think of [Kissinger] as someone who was something horrible or worse, I don’t know what to say about that." Chotiner: "But you could have an opinion on it. You have an opinion on all kinds of things, right?" incredible

Setting up conditional formatting so I just put an ‘R’ in column C and turn the row gray

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

Whoa too many Horrors ok no thanks

Time to check in on The Horrors

See you tomorrow, bus freaks www.nytransitmuseum.org/busfestival/

Naming this book like a damn Amazon listing

Haha holy shit Wet Leg fuckin rocked

luv 2 leave DC

i found a red faux-leather jacket in size 4t for 5 bucks at the thrift store, so i decorated it for my 4-year-old

It hasn’t even been a year

Really a good thing I don’t have any more room or disposable income

New wardrobe idea: finance guy Patagonia vest but with the pornhub logo

Come on, ad-in-the-hotel-elevator— “you’ve waited long enough” is TOO depressing, just chill out

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In 5th grade a teacher spent like an hour explaining the difference between credit cards and debit cards. Don’t think that one was political. Weird, though!

Oh ok

Ok you KNOW I’m a sucker for a glass floor

Made the mistake of briefly comparing my professional progress to some of my peers. Won’t be doing THAT again.

Sorry just found out my high school’s Wikipedia page has a detailed Controversies section, that’s all that matters to me now

they should make boats bigger. i want to see bigger boats

“The asshole depot”

Real eyes, realize, real lies

Sitrep: the new Acelas are mad nice. Way quieter and smoother.

don't worry everyone, microsoft isn't evil, i can make my OneNote gay. see? it's all good!

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If the modded-exhaust guy driving around my neighborhood wakes my baby I’m not gonna do shit about it except complain but MAN am I gonna complain

guess who's takin' that NEXT gen Acela tomorrow baby that's right it's me it's ya boi