At the check-outs, you discover an ensorcelled screwdriver (cursed) (+6AC vs splinter damage).

In the car park, you spot a cursed instruction booklet (+7 vs FJÄLLBERGET).

You throw wooden dowels at the PANNÅ. They thwack it for 6 splinter damage!

The ODELAD attacks! You take 6 MDF damage.

There is a LEGITIM here. >EXAMINE LEGITIM It is motionless. It is made of MDF. It has 69 HP remaining.

You swing at the DALSKÄR with your screwdriver. It takes 4 hex damage.

CAMPAIGN Title: Tales of the Sofa Empress Suggested level: 8 Suggested classes: Focussed Shopper, Focussed Shopper

In the Restaurant, you spot a magical unassembled NYBAKAD (+2 beech-effect damage).

>Cast Sense OUMBÄRLIG. You sense the presence of OUMBÄRLIG in an adjacent department.

You are in the car park. There is a FOTO here. It's rummaging in the undergrowth.

BILLY (1d4 shelves full of books) AC:1 HP:40 Attack:1d6 per book Special: LIBRARY - Cannot attack once shelves empty of books.

In the Living Room department, you spot an enchanted Family card (+8 vs GRÖNSAKSBULLAR).

There is a KARDEMUMMA here. >EXAMINE KARDEMUMMA It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It is made of beech. It has 91 HP remaining.

There is a LIVSGNISTA here. >EXAMINE LIVSGNISTA It looks injured. It is unaware of your presence. It has 14 HP remaining.

You swing at the ÅBYÅN with your measuring tape. The ÅBYÅN takes 6 damage and is stunned!

There is an ELASTICA here. >EXAMINE ELASTICA It sees you and charges - roll for initiative! It sees you and charges - roll for initiative! It has 42 HP remaining.

In a poorly-lit store-room, you identify a magical crispbread (+2AC vs veneer damage).

>INVENTORY You are carrying: small pencil (unidentified) screwdriver (allows you to cast Ray of Splinters once/hour) (7)

There is a FEJÖ here. >EXAMINE FEJÖ It sees you and charges - roll for initiative! It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It has 54 HP remaining.

In the car park, you find an ensorcelled packet of bolts (+8 to Flatpackomancy skill).

There is a BLAD here. >EXAMINE BLAD It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It is unaware of your presence. It has 99 HP remaining.

There is a NÄCKTEN here. >EXAMINE NÄCKTEN It looks inquisitive. It is made of oak. It has 88 HP remaining.

CAMPAIGN Title: Warehouse of the Office Furniture Goddess Suggested level: 9 Suggested classes: Parent, Parent

There is a KLAMPEN here. >EXAMINE KLAMPEN It sees you and charges - roll for initiative! It is feeding on a hotdog. It has 72 HP remaining.

You throw tealight candles at the OFFENTLIG. They gouge it for 6 hex damage!

>Cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem. The spell fails! A huge pile of hex wrenches appears and falls to the floor

In the Food Market, you spot an ensorcelled unassembled GURLI (immune to MDF damage).

In the Food Market, you find a cursed beech boot (+1 to Interior Design skill).

LACK (swarm of 1d20) AC:1 HP:2 Attack:1d4 Special: STACK - If swarm larger than 10, inflict 1d20 damage.

You throw bolts at the CYTISUS. They clobber it for 1 paper damage!

At the check-outs, you discover an enchanted bag of bolts (immune to veneer damage).

You are in the wardrobes department. You trip over a discarded trolley.

There is a FÖRKYLD here. >EXAMINE FÖRKYLD It is feeding on a packet of gravy. It is motionless. It has 41 HP remaining.

There is a KATTRUP here. >EXAMINE KATTRUP It is attempting to eat a saucepan. It is motionless. It has 17 HP remaining.

There is a ÅBYÅN here. >EXAMINE ÅBYÅN It is unaware of your presence. It is motionless. It has 23 HP remaining.

You swing at the OMVÄXLANDE with your flathead screwdriver. You score a critical hit and the OMVÄXLANDE is partially disassembled!

You swing at the LOTS with your small pencil. It takes 5 MDF damage.

In the Market Hall, you spot an enchanted small pencil (cursed) (+6 vs ERIKSLUND).

The PREMIÄR performs an attack! You are struck! Ouch!

>Cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem. A injured-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!

There is a MYSKGRÄS here. >EXAMINE MYSKGRÄS It sees you and charges - roll for initiative! It looks angry. It has 62 HP remaining.

In the Kitchens department, a trader offers you an ensorcelled spanner (cursed) (+1 vs HAMMARP).

>Cast Sense PAPPIS. You sense the presence of PAPPIS in an adjacent department.

At the check-outs, you spot an ensorcelled pine crown (+9 vs KUPOL).

>Cast Disassemble ARHOLMA. Your spell is partially successful! Manage to remove a few parts but your spanner is the wrong size!

The KLUMPIG attacks! You take 3 pine damage.

The FESTMÅLTID attacks! You take 9 veneer damage.

The FAMNIG attacks! You take 6 oak damage.

In the Restaurant, you find a magical measuring tape (immune to paper damage).

You are at the check-outs. You eat a salmon fillet - it was past its sell-by date! Lose 4 HP! You feel nauseated.