a lot of people hexing chuck schumer this morning when we just need danny devito to post at him

HAD to put the bookplate there, didn't you...

never get in a flame war with someone who writes for a living. especially not someone like joyce carol oates who seems to have taken a part-time job elevating the role of the shitposter.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Bold of prod support to straight up fucking lie about their data matching the source when it fucking does not. I have never worked anywhere that prod support felt comfortable lying with a straight fucking face about things that can easily be disproven.

The entire point of social media is being able to surround yourself with people who start posts with sentences like "Hi, shipwreck autist here!"

He's had his tongue out the whole walk 😭

Today.

Calling my senator to tell him he’s a disgrace and I will donate to anyone who primaries him, unless he doesn’t run again, which he shouldn’t since he is a disgrace and everyone hates him.

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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight

Pro Tip: If you are doing a speaking thing or presentation and will be talking for more than five minutes straight at a time, have a bottle of water with you to drink when your mouth inevitably gets dry.

The Whip, the number 2 guy on the Dem side whose very job is to get people to vote the way leadership wants, voted Yes. That says it all.

Good morning from Bubbles, who is “extremely aggressive and hard to handle” (please ignore my heavy Jordan Peterson-like breathing, I haven’t had my decongestant/allergy meds/inhaler yet. Focus on her purr at the end)

Show trials would fix me.

It is a v pretty day today with decorative snow (it’s tiny grainy snow, it’s snowing but hard to see)

Ordering a huge stack of postcards from Jerry’s just to write “you are a disgrace” on to send a whole bunch of people.

finally found the difference between truth and beauty

Snow chance lingers through tomorrow. #Pittsburgh #KDKA #weather #PAwx

First snow!!!

And in other amazing news, now Chloe seems to have an upset stomach.

Do we know who is planning to primary Fetterman? Because they need to start campaigning right now.

First primary challenger to call Chuck Schumer a feckless cunt would demolish him in a landslide

The one thing sure as death is fucking democrat apparatchiks come out of the woodwork to explain why it makes no sense for democrats to ever do anything. If the only option ever open to them is to betray the interests of the people who elected them, why the blue goatfucking hell should they exist.

one of the reasons I love dungeons and dragons so much is that we can spend two years of our actual real lives preparing for a quest to imaginary Hell only for the group to be accidentally sorcerously deported mid-adventure because of the small print in a 2nd rank illusion spell

Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.

Hey guys - does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours? Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!

Anyway the Metro train I was on screeched to a stop and dumped everybody off like 17 stops before end of line, so I ended up near the Grand Palais! Closed today because it is Monday, but surrounded by nice things. Behold the shiny horf!!

if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.

It wasn’t 8 democrats. It was all of them. Never forget this. They decided to sell you out because they want to go on vacation and don’t want their flights delayed. They don’t care if you die. They will never fight for you.

Also a massive jam m.youtube.com/watch?v=ebzs...

They call him Mr Brisket

If I have to tell you why republicans are bad in the year 2025, your soul is already Satan's jizz rag.

The only amusing thing about every time Schumer comes to my notice is the dipshits who seem to believe he’s a secret mastermind. I can then block entire B Arks of fools with very little effort.

Watching an episode of leverage with Jeri Ryan and she’s such an excellent actor.

He loves self tapes

None of these people deserve any peace when they go home. Their lives should be hell everywhere they go.

I will donate to goddamn ham sandwiches if they run for democratic senate seats.

Ok so we dissolving Democratic Party now cool

Look I know I say this all the time but for real: Get in, sluts

Distributing the white marbles equally amongst the hippos. None of God’s creatures will go hungry on my watch

Y’all celebrate with me: after more than a year in this house I just figured out how to turn on the weird light on a pole in my yard.

There were a couple of different edits of Trump at the Commanders vs Lions game today. I chose this one because it shows the crowd reaction and doesn't just show him talking like some of the other one's did.

It’s getting to the point where I’m p sure cortisol is replacing the liquid in my sweat and tear glands.

You can’t play arsonist and firefighter forever

Looking up the maximum legal donations and starting to save so I can donate to every single person who primaries that piece of fucking shit Schumer for 2028. Closer to home the 1 in 4 chance of a second stroke after a first is my only friend.

Do t get me wrong I have fucking hated the entire Republican Party for thirty years but say what you will about that party of panty-sniffing slimy corrupt fascist fuckfaces: they are not spineless limp-dicked useless corrupt CRAVENS.

I dunno but it seems like I shouldn’t have to interrupt preparing dinner for my family to try and cajole the supposed opposition party to, you know, oppose.