really, Hillsboro? a five foot tall cardboard sign that says "We are Charlie Kirk RIP (date) is taped to a utility pole on Baseline. 🙄 ... fam, I really wish I had a paintball gun rn. 😂

PLEASE GOD, SEND IN WRITTEN TESTIMONY

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my dear friend Sara has Fuchs Dystrophy and needs eye surgery; please take a moment to chip in, if you're able. 💖💖 www.gofundme.com/f/help-sara-...

Maha and her children are starving! She’s eaten only a little rice and lentils over the last five days #mutualaid #freepalestine #helpsky

pever neat a traradox like a...

oh-no-no-no oh-no-no-no oh-no-no-no everybody was sperm goo racing that jizz was fast as lightning in fact, it was a little bit frightening but they swam with expert timing

now hit up Amazon, there's pages upon pages of search results for "Paper Beats Rock."

what a thing to wake up to, wow. have YOU punched a nazi today? link is www.walmart.com/ip/Paper-Bea... I was able to report using an online form: seller.walmart.com/reportseller - there's a number to call here as well. I marked "Product appears to be offensive/prohibited/unsafe".

shit like this makes me reaffirm my desire to watch the Hogfather instead.

the bluesky elders probably not watching but you never know

me, walking through the aisles at Target:

if you're like me, you have crippling adhd that only lets you read five books a year and only if you go off-grid in the mountains to do it. here's how to make those book choices count, and support more trans authors! and if you're not like me, you don't have an excuse, do you? get to it. 😄

r/Target is... interesting. half of the comments are from devoted cogs "my store saw more positive guest comments after doing the greeting" some are like "guests are gonna hold it over us now" and... "Just put a Reese's peanut butter cup wrapper over your front teeth. You'll look toothless!!"

me, walking through the aisles at Target:

just read through these and this is an excellent series. very good, practical information. highly recommend.

amazing 🧵 on Mamdani's ascendancy and the team he's built to transform NYC. well worth the read.

As I walked down the aisle, every employee slowly rose to their feet, fixing me with cold, dead eyes. Slowly smiling, their mouths stiffened into rictus grins showing far too many teeth. "How is your day going?" "Are you finding everything okay?" The horror of broken automata, clockwork people.

bro touching it like it's a giant titty me over here holding my breath waiting for it to pop

ever have a tv show just completely blindside you with something you didn't know you yearned for?

lmao i just ran into a convoy of Portland Police.. couple SWAT vehicles, a bunch of SUVs, a fire truck and an ambulance, and even more marked PPD vehicles. i came up on the tail end as they were using their lights to run the intersection. the car letting them all pass.. hesitated.

gah. pulled a hot glass dish out of the air fryer with silicone half-mitts, it slipped, and i caught the whole thing with the bare palm of my hand. 😬 food turned out great tho. :)

my friend sweated his ASS off volunteering for a food pantry today. apparently ungrateful fucking MAGA people come in for their food and in the same breath blame trans people for everything. he's just like "bitch this tranny is making sure your ignorant ass is getting some food right here."

yes we, the evil transes, have stolen all your foods! *cackling in ruPaul*

URGENT CALL TO ACTION: PORTLAND, ICE IS TRYING TO KIDNAP AND ABDUCT PEOPLE OUTSIDE SCHOOLS IN SAINT JOHNS NEIGHBORHOOD The schools are on lockdown. They are asking for people to show up, cameras ready — also ready to be an " eye witness to a kiddo or family getting safely into their vehicle."

(dryly) well, shit. guess they'll just have to put it back up.

*ring* *ring* "hello, central library." "have you got marx in there?" "why yes we do, we have a whole sh.." "oi ya better let the poor guy out, then!" *laughing* *click*

anyone here have like, a good organizer they recommend? and by this i mean something i can keep a variety of medical stuff, lotions, vitamins, variius stuff like that? also something i can keep makeups in. not the same something. (i'm trying to consolidate what i have to pack it up for moving)

A politician who offers a hopeful vision of the future is a politician who will educate people, making them harder to cheat and manipulate. An educated proletariat will work to improve society, and in improving society that will excise sinecured seat-fillers. This cannot be allowed.

Nothing scares establishment Dems more than the sight of success. The thought of voters who know they can demand more than a corporate mouthpiece is existentially terrifying to them.

jesus CHRIST

i feel like i've somehow done something to piss off my local friends. i haven't heard from anyone in so long. when i start to look at things in terms of matching energy, ahh. i guess i'm the reacher-outer and the do-er. and if i don't, i cease to exist. no check-ins. no "thinking about you".

@procreate.com do you support the mods of your subreddit in this blatant transphobia and erasure of marginalized identities? your silence suggests as much. so disappointing. :(

"...The Aristocrats!"

Look i know it's easier cognitively to have good guys and villains but come on. Jimmy Savile was a monarchist, sure, and a bit eccentric. but he was a prolific fundraiser for charities and hospitals. he built entire wings for children with spinal cord injuries and had a TV show, "Jim'll Fix It"…

get off your knees and hear the insect prayer

mmm oh yes i would lick his face this takes me back i saw the best tribute band ever, i think it was Ants Invasion, many many years ago. such attention to detail. *swoon*.

y'know, i may grouse about "my roommates", but the two upstairs with me are masking up full time at home and helping me with food. they're good folks. the ones downstairs, though.. they just had a bunch of people over to play games and I'm guessing they didn't disclose the presence of COVID.

lull my ass, come test MY toilet. this fucking sucks. 🤒😭🦠

y’all i’m getting calls daily about this rn i’ve been trying to get the money since well before the due date plzzzzz help with the remaining $30 ($20 late fee hit already) so i can focus on life and fixing my situation more??????

think i'd burn the covid out faster if i took some adderall? i'm tired of my brain hurting.

so this is what COVID feels like. cherry popped. i had a good run. 🫥

it's the first and i am still $720 short on rent give a bitch a bump would you

this is how i visualize my roommates loading the dishwasher when i'm not around 😄

Just 200 to go

now down to 95 degrees, am i dying? shall this mortal coil i forsake?

teens show up, one dressed as garth from wayne’s world (!). they’re very nice and choose good candy. teen: “happy halloween! oh, before i go, i have to give you this political propaganda.” other teen: “dude!! stop!! i keep telling you it’s not propaganda if it’s true!!!” (me: *a feeling of hope*)