Jon Bon Jovi starting a budget airline that gets you to shitty little airports a suspiciously long bus ride from where you actually wanna be, Whoah Air: Halfway There~

want someone to bully me into self care sometimes but idk what’s in it for them maybe nothing tbh

🕷️ the clinical assistant reading off my 9 prescription plus several otc medications:

stretched quads/hip flexors a bit and wow i feel better

“No no no no no, see my attraction is based on biological science facts of which my dick is an expert at”

miss gf so fucking much but also eeep idk about messaging idk idk idk

"Some people turn sad awfully young. They bruise easier, tire faster, cry quicker, remember longer and, as I say, get sadder younger than anyone else in the world. I know, for I'm one of them." - Ray Bradbury

apparently some on the right may think we’re on the brink of either civil war or the greatest revival of history they really think ppl are about to become christian rn???

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

ME, AFTER A LONG DAY, NORMALLY: hello how was your day DARLING WIFE: have you seen Eric Adams' Rosh Hashanah outfit?

chotiner: so you claim to be the postes, is that correct? me: yes. im the postes 😎 chotiner: alright. i have no further questions

think tummy unhappy with lentils uh oh oh well is still progress regardless and may have just ate too much at once? maybe full dk if this is what full feels like

made lentils tasty ☺️

need food and a lil tired of the lentils, i will have other things available soon but i need to get to the grocery store and back for that first gonna have to be some more lentils first for now tho no fucking way i can shop like this

girl who’s 12 years into transition *deactivates account* 10 days later: *reactivates account* 30 minutes later *deactivates account*

“We are told by leaders that we are the future. But when it comes to the ongoing pandemic, our present is being stolen right in front of our eyes.” Incredible speech by Violet Affleck who warned about the ongoing dangers of COVID & Long Covid, & advocated for masks and clean air at the UN today!

Watching the fat bear week live cams and the bear in the river right now looks like he fucking hates it

A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23. A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."

why are so many ferengi verified on twitter

mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy

Well, at least we’re burning through water and poisoning the Black people of Memphis so we can get more positive representations of, uh

A few of you doubters are forgetting that Pastor Mhlakela predicted that the rapture would come on Sep. 23 AND 24. Don't unpack your go bag yet!

Holy shit, is he trying to grift his way into Nazism!??!?!?

fucking hell. this is in our "safer" areas, too. be careful out there. we need to watch out for each other. 💔 cw: detailed description of events and violence in the linked article

Bacially almost all the major black and white characters were born out of homages to minstrelsy. I talk about this in my Character Design classes actually

How am I just now learning Mickey Mouse is an homage to blackface 😭😭

I shared this earlier because I think it is so funny but then I also thought to myself, what advice would I (a learning scientist by background, married to someone who teaches programming) actually give a developer who feels bad reading this? How can you avoid writing this? A few tips:

drawing weird ass connections between drama triangles and this talk on the racket manifesto from racketcon 2015 i think it actually makes partial sense?

out of respect for their beliefs, i am humbly pretending it did happen by pretending i can no longer see or hear evangelicals

currently architecture astronauting my way out of clarify lmfao i will just make those features TODO comments!

This is a Betty free zone

Black metal is Kiki and death metal is bouba

Is anyone here on HRT patches? My dr explained the process & I tried reading the leaflet, but it’s the sort of new information I can’t process since my brain injury. If not, would anyone be willing to explain it to me like I’m 5 if I take pics of the info booklet?

oh decompilers are kinda like macros which should be kinda obvious but they are kinda like macros, yea

oh yay right!!! i woke up today with clarity about what i will eat and how to make food affordable and specific ideas for projects to work on and exact implementation ideas that is fucking awesome i am so grateful for that things gonna be ok ☺️

Like with any disability, the only cure for parental fears about having an autistic child is genuine social support for those children through adulthood. Guarantee our access to healthcare, education, and autonomy, and then when we grow up, LISTEN TO US.

i’m kind of a cunt tbqh

TIL. This quote was first released in 2017 by the British Government. None of the hagiography about Churchill the saviour of the Allies discusses his unabashed racist speeches. I didn't learn this in school. Neither did you, if you completed secondary school prior to 2017.

remembering the person who was like if u follow anyone w/a meangirls.online handle i'm gonna block u and i was like ok uhm cool u do u and she was like "oh so u condone blah de blah behavior" and i'm just like *sigh* she blocked basically right around then and i was glad to be done w/it

I get the rapture jokes and I’m enjoying them as much as the next guy and also I hope everyone is keeping in the back of their minds the fact that these folks are literally praying that all the Jews in the entire world drop dead tonight so they can climb over our dead bodies to reach heaven

All the Jews have to die or convert to trigger the rapture. Then our dead bodies surround Jerusalem and they climb over us to reach Jesus, who will bring them to heaven. It’s why they’re all Zionists obsessed with Israel. Cause they need Jews to go there so we can die. bsky.app/profile/jeff...

our drama triangles literally structure our social reality at this point like our collective and individual identities are fully entangled with them

quite subtle and tasty actually!

added soy sauce to the lentils but by the smell of it: too much we will see!!

i should just play some video game for real soon

i remain resolute in my confidence we will win and it will be because we stuck together. dooming and fatalism is not how any of us will get out of this mess. i’m saying this as a veteran climate journalist who is a trans woman. if i have more hope than you, think of what that says about your view

morale is a terrain of struggle margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/you-do-not...

the world is so exhausting

🔓 does anyone know a decent independent journalist/newsroom focussed on USA immigration news?

keep going mute w/kind ppl who are being good to me and just kinda ghosting and losing connections over and over and over and over and over again and i feel like a terrible person for it but here i ammmmmmmmmm