Smartest man in the game and he's telling you the press are cowards. Telling you someday everyone is gonna find out

"Modernist Cuisine, the cookbook for rich pedophiles."

how bad does it have to be for the shovel company to refuse to invest in gold mines

this is going to be a load-bearing position for me when it comes to a lot of stuff in this sphere

Me in 6-12 months: "many such cases"

imo the best thing to read about Epstein that isn’t directly about him is Ashely Mear’s Very Important People, because it casts a ton of light light on the Type of Guy that he was, he just was upmarket (billionaires not millionaires) and egregious (underage rather than young adult) than most of them

Walking into a new restaurant and ordering "the usual."

Not me, though. Rewild public land in Texas with elephants.

this is my favorite guy

wasting away again in rich lolitaville

So, uh... bring out the Cadaver-Sniffing Dogs to... Trump's golf course?

In contravention of USPS Publication 52 §§526.5, I'm going to mail live scorpions for a nonmedical purpose.

fucking idiot hobbit. what do you mean you wish it hadn't happened. it's happening now. there's a bunch of fucking ringwraiths on the way. if i die because you want one more meal at home i will haunt you forever

So how long before ICE/CBP/Gestapo detains (and injures) a mega-famous athlete?

[EM Cioran voice] "Mark that down as Romanian, we count those."

Now (re)reading. These 80s modern library editions with the woodcuts are great.

"ICE can't deploy without name tags... also those name tags need to be 6 inches high... & handmade by one elderly man in Vermont... out of platinum. Budget? LOL, you already got money!"

You can pick up any Vollmann book and have a "huh, never seen that before" reading experience within 30 minutes.

Hell yeah, as a people, we are extremely ready for another round of Infinite Jest Discourse.

Leaderboard of dud-to-stud ratio titles: - CEO - Organizer - Storyteller - Entrepreneur - Parenting Expert

for no reason recalling this

You can see all the pathologies of the modern Left in stark relief by observing the treatment of Will Stancil.

One day, anarchists and punks will shrug off the shackles of "good food is capitalist decadence" and become incredibly powerful.

Some people use chatGPT to send worthless emails, but not me. My worthless emails are entirely hand-crafted.

the gender inclusion HR will tell you to practice in 2022 is basically the apex of human gender imo, i do not even mean this sarcastically the important thing there being 1) it’s about mutual respect and 2) the goal is to make gender irrelevant to the collaboration

They really have no fucking idea what is coming. No fucking idea.

Real heads can tell the difference between someone who got onto the Internet in a consumer-y way vs who got onto the internet as a “oh cool there’s adults talking about interesting stuff” manner

Bah gawd, that's James Gurney's music!

make it a condition for DHS funding and we're cooking Chuckles

Man, ai really has destroyed the job market. Not because it's replacing jobs, but by flooding every open role with 12,000 fake apps. Two different recruiters have told me this week that they had video interviews with live deepfakes.

PNW brain is leaving it wherever because if the big one hits, it won’t matter

Blorth Dakota incoming

Love to see it. Gallego smells blood in the water.

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Hopefully soon we get Steve Reich boycotting the Kennedy Center teve Reich boycotting the Kennedy Center S eve Reich boycotting the Kennedy Center St ve Reich boycotting the Kennedy Center Ste e Reich boycotting the Kennedy Center Stev Reich boycotting the Kennedy Center Steve

Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center

Jesus fucking Christ

Starting a GoFundMe to crowdsource enough to pay Kilmeade to say "I think Stephen Miller belongs in ADX Florence" three times during tomorrow's show.

live look at Greg Bovino moving into his new office.

[harry truman voice]

We can't afford to repeat Obama's mistakes next time we inherit a bunch of defeated criminals.

The internal polling that conservatives are seeing on this has to be insane

Better things are possible, and if we keep pushing, we'll get to see this motherfucker getting perp-walked in a couple of years on his way to some well-earned justice for his many crimes

Important not to lose sight of what’s starting up in Maine right now.

it would substantially improve the world if anthropic were an official regime enemy

I wonder how many of the ice goons realize they're being set up?