Slur reclamation, but for mascots.

Happy Friday to you guys

Trailer Park Boys

Update: cat covered in rainier beer again

Bezos: free for me, not for thee

peter thiel (clutching chrome plated human skull) tell me oracle... does the world end in fire, or ice? the passionate flames of the activist thunberg, or the frozen doom yudkowski demands? chatGPT: ✨ What a great question, Peter! ✨ Let's break that tough Q down 🕺, in your favorite epic style:

I guess my favorite Pynchon is the one where a down-on-their-luck, sad sack protagonist investigates a mystery that leads to a series of conspiracies that escalate to the point of sublime absurdity

Every protest is, in addition to the fight against fascism, an opportunity to earn free drinks for life at the best bars in your city.

this kid’s a good egg

God keep me from ever completing anything.

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

100% they have to believe they are going to reign for 1000 years reich because otherwise how can you explain arraigning the former FBI head for a minor inconsistency in senate testimony at the exact minute the current AG is telling the committee "eat my entire ass senator"

This is Wenatchee, WA's notorious cryptid, the Blinking Man.

when people are in cars they arent in society

>new Thomas Pynchon book has dropped

Wasn't Scott Adams supposed to switch his Wikipedia from "is" to "was" by now?

caves of qud

My confederate neighbor told me the submarine keeps drowning his sailors so I asked how many sailors he has and he said he just goes to the navy and gets new sailors afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding sailors to the ocean and then his commanding officer started crying

My favorite thing about baseball is its unparalleled literary history. My second-favorite thing about baseball is how failure is the norm and nobody can succeed through force of will. My third-favorite thing about baseball is this:

BASIC: wow Eddington really does speak to the complexities of middle class American grievances ADVANCED: One Battle After Another’s cartoonish depiction of fascism is shockingly apropos MEGA GENIUS: Peacekeeper nazi dimension real

I am not having a good time (Mariners)

This has only become more true.

Mariners pain

lmao, kristi noem wanted a black bloc fight and got an inflatable rave instead. fuck you DHS, rip city forever.

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<Jordan Peterson tearing up> Some women... if you can believe it... POISON their fathers with beef. Have you ever heard of anything so cruel?

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

One Battle After Another is great, 10/10, perfect. But one problem: I'm going to be saying "a few small beers" until I die.

What's the most inappropriate movie that's ever been shown to a high school class on a TV the teacher wheeled in, and why is it "Come and See"?

"Bagherese" is a reference to my family's home town of Bagheria!

RVTRN

Cat has learned to puncture beer and seltzer cans with her teeth. She is growing too powerful (and sticky).

Wilson for Mayor in Seattle is a cool answer-in-progress to the question "what if someone without Zohran's charisma runs Zohran's playbook?" Still good! Hope to see loads more quality candidates try this.

anyway yeah if you fuck around with ORBIS and a contemporary GIS for a couple hours, anywhere that the Roman Empire could have sustained a garrison against local resistance from the shores of the Great Lakes is in the Midwest. that's how it works.

I bet Kristin Chenoweth woulda made a great astronaut. She'd have so much room in the capsule.

neutral fan watching the Tigers/Mariners series: wow, these games! so tense! what fun! Tigers/Mariners fans watching the Tigers/Mariners series: I have eaten a great deal of my own hair.

Brainstorming couples Halloween costumes and this photo won't leave my head. This brainstorm is ruined.

great work here from Cole, also he is correct about the best one (Mason & Dixon)

HOW BOUT THEM MARINERSSSSSSSSSSS

Not the biggest problem, but... have y'all noticed how weird it is that Grindset Guys and Wellness Grifters now talk casually about "peptides" as if (1) they know what those are, and (2) that's remotely specific enough to be meaningful? Awful development.

Life is pain (mariners)

Why don’t they just make the whole team out of Jorge Polanco?

Polanco, you absolute stud.

oh fuck yes now we are cooking

Weird to me that folks are posting about bluesky drama when they could be posting about Playoff Mariners Baseball

It's decided. I'm going as an adenoid.

What’s amazing about this is that it’s not activists, it’s random people in the street, dudes in trucks. They know who the villain is. I think MAGA has a bigger problem here than they realize

Explaining to my wife that I cannot simply “read the books I’ve already bought and haven’t read” like some kind of peasant.

Not having a good time (Mariners)