Lexical gap is a great term

You hate data center build outs because they're noisy, light industrial polluters that spike energy prices. I hate data centers because I'm opposed to any and all cash flowing to GE's gas turbine business, out of sheer spite for the ghost of Jack Welch. We are not the same.

When this happens, a Steam Achievement pops up in your real life.

If there’s any such thing as a Dem Trump, it’s Hunter Biden. He can’t be hurt. Most living humans have seen his dick. He’s invincible.

Important news: My wife, who worked in Detroiters’ art department, has located the original Karn on the Cobb file in her archive.

Merge two movies: The Gods Must Be Crazy Rich Asians

First volume from Cognitohazard Press

We're not going to be a meatless society because vegans won the war of ideas, but... we're going to be a meatless society.

these bastards think they own us

he incorrectly predicted that there would be massive famines in the 1980s and advocated directly for maximizing the deaths of the people affected

Mentioned Martin Buber to someone and they replied "I asked Claude to impersonate Martin Buber and explain his ideas to me. Here's what he said..." I have never personally experienced The Absurd more strongly.

<sigh> evergreen

"marx ending up as the colonel leading the thai elephant division under garibaldi's command of the union army in the american civil war, and in the aftermath the dominican republic and haiti join the united states" is an entirely plausible sequence of events to have occurred in the 19th century

There's a 100 percent chance Trump regime officials are betting on Wold Cup games on Kalshi and will do what it takes to make those bets pay

here's what i wrote

Sometimes, a society needs a concrete-and-steel-encased bulldozer.

my 2028 candidate is whoever promises to take the construction equipment that lay waste to the east wing of the white house and drive it directly to the supreme court of the united states

lol tom holland went to film one (1) tightly run movie and then came back to the MCU like what the fuck have we been doing variety.com/2026/film/ne...

I refuse to believe that a team with LeBron, Giannis, and Wilt loses 6 games.

Trans rights are human rights.

Somewhere out there is an actor who brags about having "played Hamlet" but leaves unspoken that he's only been in Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, not the main attraction.

The Evergreen Reply Of Our Times (distinct from dooming)

A Star Trek movie without Star Trek A Superman movie without Superman An Indiana Jones movie without Indiana Jones A James Bond movie without James Bond

If you do all this stuff against Liberty University it is actually constitutionally protected free speech in my opinion.

This remains my operative statement on Victor Wembanyama at this time.

"petty" doesn't begin to describe the animosity that has a 30-year-mortage in my heart. Fuck OKC.

How far back in the past was the first person to live to be 100 years old? Seems unattainable for stone age folks, but what do i know.

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

klingons would fucking love portland

16 years late to this, but Rory Kinnear makes a pretty good Hamlet.

they kidnapped de blasios daughter because he told them no horse units in response to the 2020 blm protests

Found my new license plate.

The Spencer Pratt interview has a lot of bangers but his example of what would be more fun than running for mayor is an all-timer to me

It's Phone Friends Summer baybee

<they might be giants voice> They call me...

"Is believing that beautiful crystals have healing properties any stupider than believing that God sent his son to earth to be crucified and then he rose from the dead" I don't really believe in either but yes I think it actually is significantly stupider to believe the crystal thing to be honest.

me, a person who has been caterwauling about Socialism and Big Government for my entire life: finally, six alcoholics who are buddies with the president will decide where flights can go from now on

The President is opening the Stargate.

Mamdani talking about government efficiency so we can DO MORE for working people, NOT so we can CUT TAXED for rich people, makes my progressive bleeding heart so happy.

Hell yeah, that's my mayor.

Hello, Robinhood product managers. I see you have made something exactly as stupid as I am.

they're just fucking at war with us

Hey hey hey, I read Bluesky for the articles.

this is actually the worst punishment you can receive

reading thucydides and sighing and shaking my head so everyone knows how disappointed i am with the reality of athenian democracy

So it's probably going to happen.

No thanks, YouTube. This is a Cocktail Party Grindset video and I'm not falling for it.