hey can everyone do me a favor and make 500 posts when someone on cbs news says something stupid

in england he’s called marmaduke but in australia he’s called vegeduke

blocked a bunch of accounts here for being flip about the machine that makes child porn and i gotta say: people are fuckin morons

oh damn is that what it stood for

smoked too much of that tony levin kush now i’m “in da chapman stick”

stop talking about my wife Juliebot please

Oh yeah new names thread, 2026 edition! 📛 Rhett Lobstre

[todd rundgren voice] as far back as i can remember, i always wanted to make Jock Jams

i follow a great account here (hi @phishphashion.bsky.social) that just posts detailed info about what the band phish is wearing at their shows and i know this is obvious and stupid but it’s very funny to see those next to 10 screenshots of the post freaking out about the mayor’s wife’s shoes

Me when a podcast I DON’T pay for on Patreon unlocks an episode from behind the paywall: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me when a podcast I DO pay for on Patreon unlocks an episode from behind the paywall: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

creamprise

happy new year 2026, may your haters become the gonkulators on the pedalboard of life

lol

elton john voice step into freezer

here’s the thing. the album “evolve” by the band phish is fucking loaded with great songs

it’s raining metrocard confetti at my house!!! TAPPy new year!!!!! haha little transit joke for ya enjoy the rest of “more”

[i turn around to the mic after studying my rack filled with 2 million dollars worth of guitar amps] fish market stew

at midnight the band will strip down to tight black t-shirts and leggings and perform a silent mummenschanz-esque interpretation of “egg in a hole”

five nights at friendlys

damn mr pussy did it to em

Holding baby and whispering: I would pose in every abu gharib picture to protect you, I would kill every civilian in a housing block with sniper fire and then break into their houses and pose for pictures wearing their jewelry and lingerie for you, I’d invest in the blockchain,

happy new year’s eve everyone! someone should do it today!

♾️

scott aukerman voice REGGAE MUSIC!

we must protect British Beatlemania

check durst tenure

the kettle of fish from “that's a different kettle of fish” and the barrel of fish from “shooting fish in a barrel” should collaborate. they seem uniquely suited to help each other out

astounding just how many of the good tweets you remember came from mike fossey. rest well king

i’m hearing that chevy chase liked cocaine

had a wonderful time at msg last night - wife, little guy and i all got songs that mean a lot to us, got to catch up with the most fantastic @bondcliff.bsky.social for a minute - thank you noted american jamming band “phish”

when people say stuff like “america and england really aren’t that different” i like to mutter “eddie and the hot rods” or “leyton buzzards” under my breath and just wait for everyone in the restaurant to send cash and good champagne to my table

A few turns to the truss rod and it'll be ready to play.

Mamdani will be sworn in as mayor inside the former site of the west village gray’s papaya where when I was 14 years old I saw kool Keith eating a hot dog and I was about to be like “oh shit it’s kool Keith” but he saw me and made a “cut it out” gesture so I left him alone

[dumping a bunch of stuff into my dump cake] i’m dumping

okay that was good

DOUBLE BASS DRUM THUNDER

little drummer boy lol. too stupid to know it’s “my drum and me” you suck at drums and also grammar asshole

“if ever i’m in your heart again” tease

jazz

they clearly went into this with “remind em we can stretch out on night 1” on the whiteboard huh

nasty

when lionel richie said “yeah jambo jambo” i felt that

okay what

2026 monopoly pieces just dropped: *bust of randy newman *pot leaf with maple leaf stamped in the middle of the pot leaf (canada only) *kitchen tongs *the love shack from the song “love shack” *dragon dildo *oversized anthropomorphic sesame seed fighting with oversized anthropomorphic poppy seed

we all thought Obama would be an FDR level of national change and were exhausted after two years of Bush/Cheney and Co, so liberal america just went on an 80s-themed rager for a decade and assumed the adults were in charge (they were not)

i have no idea about wrestling but i like when everyone is posting about it live, it reminds me of when all the wooks in here are posting about a phish livestream

scientists have finally confirmed that the smell in lynyrd skynyrd “that smell” is poop

you ever just think about todd rundgren

way more timely than mine. fuck

yemsg gimmick prediction: “what’s going through your minecraft” (fishman is transformed into an enderman and the only people who survive the show are the freaks behind the stage; special guest jack black is banished to walk back and forth from msg to the times square m&ms store for eternity)