residents drummer Stab Quackerman

when billy ocean said “touch my bumper” i felt that

canadu. the canadian xanadu

the worst movie i’ve ever watched in a theater? probably the girl reading this

robert mueller and the rule of law

I got posters on my wall My favorite rock group Silver Jews I got Dave Berman I got Black and Brown Blues Waiting there for me Yes I do

accurate to the point that i can’t even feel the bullet i’m simply nodding solemnly

me reading your posts

yeah i fuck with the odyssey

i think there are people who should get off the phone sometimes

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jam destiny

@helpingfriendly.xor.blue in the shop for service tonight?

super excited for this summer’s eventual 20 minute “fuck your face”

sure jam zero why not everything is all higgledy piggledy

Food provision is arguably the most important job on the planet Earth but like most important and necessary labor (child-raising, cleaning, caregiving) we treat the people who do it basically like slaves

Any sort of national service is an instant nonstarter. Not permitting a single person in this country to be diet drafted. Goodbye!

more olivia tremor control music, ben folds five shows….is Music trying to overwhelm me

just got back from a yard sale in alexandria, va. i bought the nazi arch from the white house 4th of july thing for $30. they wanted $50 but i was like “man this is so small compared to the rest of my balsa wood nazi architecture” and they came down a little

no one who has ever created something without plans to Sell It Immediately likes or uses or cares about generative AI

who’s this “phil collins?” sussudio is a song by david frank

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a harsh noise table

No matter what you hear on Twitter, Blue Sky is thriving and NOT going anywhere anytime soon.

"DIARRHEA IN THE BED" https://bonequest.com/9982

spooky tribute act magician Criss Ain’tgel

when dilated peoples said “dilated peoples” i felt that

has anyone mentioned that this shit rules yet

no bitch

weird al show last night kicked so much ass. how does he do it

unc’d by my own petard

i don’t want to eat, i don’t want to sleep, i only want fully ai slop reggae cover versions

oh you’re feeling disappointed by liz warren you say

The greatest thing about Lindsey Graham dropping dead is that he got what he wanted more than anything in the world - a pointless, cruel, destructive war with Iran - and it immediately went completely to shit

important internet update: pft is the only person allowed to disable replies, and the only person i will still respect after doing so

you ever notice that peter griffin’s chin looks like some testicles. that’s wild right

People are increasingly The Power to Believepilled and we love to see it

cool man thanks

thanks for the evening plans update christian bumper sticker website

wonderful doodle of the Termite Terrace crew that was part of Bob Clampett’s personal collection and auctioned last year. Note Chuck Jones being axed in the head, Friz and Leon beheading Clampett, and Tex Avery hanging by a noose.

if i saw joe caparo walk by i’d simply say “there goes joe caparo again”

bart simpson’s cavalier attitude and lack of respect for authority are destroying america

patrick set luke up for a joke in this episode that made me need to take my headphones off and take a lap at work just now. good shit listen to No Homework Podcast imo

My Bonnie Tyler-related story: years ago, in the "literal music video" era, my friend posted the one for Total Eclipse of the Heart on Facebook, and his mom made one of the funniest comments I've ever read: "This is only funny to people who have never experienced a real total eclipse of the heart."

rest well bonnie thank you for this wild ass todd duet and for everything else too m.youtube.com/watch?v=PcfL...

because your mom likes me to build up a little suspense

congratulations to new maine dem senate candidate randy rainbow

she’s a brick and i’m a bricklayer a freemason like louis b. mayer