welcome to the bathroom

lotta people in the replies making jokes about some other guy named sting (not familiar, sorry) but all i can see are those glorious waldenbooks section signs

i bet you will enjoy last night’s lot radio set from @kingkroba.bsky.social and max in the world www.thelotradio.com/shows/bliss-...

NICE JOKE FOR FANS OF KRAUTROCK AND ALEXEI SAYLE: 'Ello John Gotta New Motorik?

I love Talk Talk as much as the next man but it definitely isn't running music. They were playing it on NTS on my run to work yesterday and I found myself staggering in a melancholic daze in an ancient Hackney churchyard, and was subsequently late to work. Yes I will be writing to my MP to complain.

when the cd is very good

i’m not supposed to say anything yet but phish are kicking off their summer tour with three nights in the parking lot of the clifton nj white castle

i think this is the coolest thing i have ever seen

vai seems alright. i bet dinner with vai would be a pretty nice time

a dog dj crew called unlimitd tumm skritchz

it’s okay for little things to make you happy and today it’s the little Bm7-Bm6 turn when andy partridge sings “i’ve become the spokesman ooooooof” rolling into the chorus of The Disappointed

Eurorack: The Musical [warning: contains no music]

app double posting means my little jokes can be half as good. thank you bluesky

20 years ago we had jim nabors, joyce brothers and dave cousins

the velvet underground and meco

i’ve never saved a draft post here but i just opened up the folder and it says “pussy on flea collar” maybe they give you a starter draft

i also prefer lin manuel miranda’s older work (being a guy i didn’t know about or have to be reminded about)

Lots of this "AI could be useful if," and "I am paying attention to it as cReAtoR," my friends take it from me, you can yell "AI is dumb shit for losers" across an open plan office

canada used so much energy yelling at me for Unenthusiastic Voting that they had to cheat at curling. sad

I found this on the public printer yesterday and now it's part of our decor and I'm kind of obsessed

Remember in the 2000s when you wondered why Chomsky was tolerated as a public leftist and last week you found out he was an Epstein associate, and you realized "obviously he served power all along by being exactly what he railed against, permitting vigorous debate but only in a narrow context"? Well

Everyone got their marching orders in the group chat and you can look forward to oddly content-free "why is the left irrational?" posts and thinkpieces for the next two weeks

doobies voice tapin’ it to the feet

have you heard squeeze’s fake stars on 45 track m.youtube.com/watch?v=QaZm...

i liked this era of things, truckstop tapes but on cd and if it said “rhino” on it somewhere it probably sounded pretty good. anyway happy #cdfriday

the New Jersey Peculiar Live Event Industrial Complex usually hinges on ex-Sopranos cast members so i’m interested to see how this new wrinkle pans out

we need a dave dexter jr. for the left

there should be a very long olive

how i mogged your mother

Happy 50th birthday to Genesis’ Trick of the Tail 💛

Roses have redness Tom had Dick Smothers

taking the time machine back to 2007 and poisoning everyone involved with this m.youtube.com/watch?v=xcpO...

hello dad i’m in jail

i most certainly did not

there should be more songs about how you can still rock in america

🎵🎵 feel the beat of the rhythm of the night remember when that guy loved curvy wife 🎵🎵

(guy whose website barely works voice) @pfrazee.com

It's weird, gross, and fascinating how both AI and the people boosting AI are obviously just empty puppets for capital. They're bags into which money flows so that money can make more money. There's no thought or intent there, no arguments to respond to. It's all just money going slosh-slosh.

i wish samuel alito a very hyenas ripped off my dick

🎵 rock on, roastèd chicken take your plastic fork and raise your debt 🎶

Boomers and GenXers are splurging on boutique guitar pedals and audiophile vinyl reissues of “Rumours”

it’s about to get even more gross. watch out for your friends

[beach boys voice] hang in there baby / you’re a cat stuck in a treeeee

i do not want to hear about “mueller she wrote!” jump in a well!

Shit’s hard. Love on your friends.

i love my curvy parking spot

the ring camera network that spies on you under the guise of finding lost pets got video of me walking in the street scratching my ass and now all the cops and ring doorbell families in town are calling me The Ass Scratching Unc on facebook