Dole discontinued the Buffalo Ranch Bagged Salad Kit. But, yeah, sure I guess white culture ISN'T being erased.

Hoping 2026 is a big year for auto-turret accidents.

No more halftime shows until we can figure out what's going on

They're so in love

There's the Leftist Queer Community, that's on third. There's Queer Leftist Artists & Shitposters, that's on third too. You got Leftist Creative Queers. That's on third. Weird Internet Left... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the Queer Leftist complex on third.

Ubisoft won't let me change my name to "Dreamle$$_King" until I set up two-factor authentication

Football is over. Now I can finally work on being a better person.

who cares. pick up a dungeon master's guide

I like my boys all wearing Depends / And I like my men all incontinent / I prefer poo to pee if it's a mess / A mess? Hey mess! @weirdalyankovic let's get this paper

Feels like you kinda explained it

Derrick, you don't follow the news, bud?

Smooth jazz version of "Don't you want me" playing at the breakfast place

I bet these curlers actually suck at mopping

Check out this try hard mfer

We better get multiple angles of him getting pepper sprayed by Comic-Con security

To us, he was Sephiroth the Consensus Builder

You have to main a class in water guns now.

You favorite sci-fi series but all interstellar travel is powered by those kids who are really good at the arcade dance machines

Whiskey Tuesdays

No, I did not let my children watch the Bert Kreischer AFC Championship Game intro. We switched over to the X-Games Snowboard Slopestyle.

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Who are these mfers drinking a ton of Voodoo Ranger outside the dry cleaners?

who cares. pick up an infinity gauntlet

As a diner at 4th period lunch, I think it's important for me to talk about the cafeteria seating situation

Lol Brandon Beane is a snake and a creep

Apprentice Reruns executive order coming before spring

This is one of those good news/bad news situations

Some new tik tok trend where siblings sing about which one their parents love more but they set it to the tune of 'Fairytale of New York' so all I hear is "You're a bum, you're a punk, you're an old slut on junk"

Why is my 401K tweeting about tv shows?

Don't tell me your cat is an Aries. They have a completely different zodiac from us.

We gotta lock down English first

🤞 Tony Dokoupil seppuku on the Evening News 🤞

I live in one of those small towns run by a bunch of stupid babies

The kids went to see Guys & Dolls with their grandma and came back asking why you needed a blood test before marriage so naturally we discussed hemophilia in the royal families and the importance of a diverse gene pool

Need one of these Year in Reviews to include the amount of time I was "Opening doors for cats"

Couch Cuddle Crew had a meetup today

The chocolatiers have gone too far

Stuck up mfers don't appreciate Ciara

Lol Russell Wilson 5th wheeling at New Year's Rocking Eve

Wistfully typing "happy new years guys" in the Path of Exile II Global Chat

Enjoying a gin cocktail. Sure, it's New Year's but I also saw some poor kid break his arm at Zava Zone.

2025: a huge year if you were one of "The Singing Voices of Hunter/x"

Cats are like "Claustrophobia? Never heard of her."

My doctor says I have to take a nap after lunch