there are loads of posts that age horribly but this might be one that is put in a history book for how poorly it ages

ME: I'm getting worried about Jason's reading proficiency. By his age he shouldn't still be struggling with the alphabet... What do you think... MY WIFE: (looks exactly like Steve Bannon) Can you turn out the light? And I need you to pick up more grease for slicking back my long gray hair tomorrow.

Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.

todays the day I found out (DC is really lost tomes to me) that Harley Quinn hasn't just always been there and actually comes from the only batman show I really watched as a youth.

"She suck me like a cordless Dyson V8"

Reminder that @nora.zone and I are building a bot that will respond with Gavin Newsom Facts when people @ it BUT we need your help to populate it before we can launch. Fill out this form to add your favorite moment(s) in Newsom history.

Playing the new Rob Zombie and he’s still definitely doing this stuff

Interesting that Matt Walsh is “on fire” for this take, but when student activists demand a genocidal Zionist like Ezra Klein be banned from speaking at their school they are CIA COINTELPRO ops. That’s interesting. It’s just interesting.

in nowadays black mirror episode lives in you

hey chat, we never have to listen to the AP ever again

gold star mom? does that mean she's only ever fucked other moms?

Scroll up for slice of joy

Two years ago yesterday, as hundreds of starving Palestinians waited in line for humanitarian aid, including flour for bread, the Israeli military opened fire, killing over 100 Palestinians and wounding over 700.

Last week the city opened $30/hour snow clearing jobs and they filled fast. Now what if we had a municipal jobs guarantee? Livable wages. Union benefits. Stronger communities.

new glasses are in

mashallah

This is torture.

Minnesota would like a word.

Full offense if one of your military leaders is giving orders from a golf resort in florida while drinking a mt dew ur about to die in war

It’s fucking weird that questions that were central to a graduate-level journalism course I took in *2007* are being passed off as “illiteracy” by people who want to feel good about laundering the opinions of warmongers

Rapist pedophile cannibals run the world and I still gotta go to work tomorrow lmfao c’mon dude

Crazy work, when choosing not to acknowledge any of the indiscriminate carnage Israel and the US's strikes caused

🏴‍☠️🦅FUCK THE TROOPS 🦅🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️🦅FUCK THE TROOPS 🦅🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️🦅FUCK THE TROOPS 🦅🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️🦅FUCK THE TROOPS 🦅🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️🦅FUCK THE TROOPS 🦅🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️🦅FUCK THE TROOPS 🦅🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️🦅FUCK THE TROOPS 🦅🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️🦅FUCK THE TROOPS 🦅🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️🦅FUCK THE TROOPS 🦅🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️🦅FUCK THE TROOPS 🦅🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️🦅FUCK THE TROOPS 🦅🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️🦅FUCK THE TROOPS 🦅🏴‍☠️

Back when newspaper editors had dignity and ethics.

Oh my bad should we cheer/cry for the dude who drove his tank into the lake in the past failed oil war? Fuck the troops

Max Klinger, Death Pissing, ca. 1880

There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things

She can be your angle…. or yuor devil

getting word iran launching strikes on mr beast land in saudi arabia source tells me mr beast land is stable please god

dawg they pulped a school???? wanna ask them?????

damn dawg you practice the Hippocratic oath with that mouth doc?

Aged like raw milk

This should be a great boon to any anti-war canidate in the primary right now I would think.

If you’re talking about leftists and communists being the problem today you should probably idk. Idk what to say. Blank blank blank

comic fury has been an amazing, indie run comic host that has lasted for 17 years for a reason. comics will help comics. at the end of the day, we have each other.

Also today is a great example of why continued funding of the iron dome is a way to justify more wars in the middle east. It allows Israel to strike with impunity and for us to say we are assisting an ally which has in its own way become an idpol/religious identity, but is just a state that

Even if you knew dick about US politics or history, leaders are supposed to LEAD. ITS IN THE FUCKING WORD What we have are rulers. They want to rule us with no care for what we need or want, and with no consequences They aren't feckless. They are complicit. And they know it

It's kind of wild that elected dems don't denounce john fetterman for fun. like I feel like every week he gives some statement in ogrish you could yell about for free

They just blew up a school you controlled opposition pig

Fly Fight! (inspired by @planetsmudge.bsky.social's Sasquatch Diaries/the fan game of it @aeneas-nin.bsky.social made)