If I ever went camping again I'd batter the trees, batter the bushes, batter the grass and batter other plant life I find, you watch me

Yeah I’m a leftist. I left dis kid at the fire station and I’m gonna leave dat one in da hot car later

One immigrant, who described witnessing guards beat and strangle a Cuban detainee, said the abuses in detention are “punishment because we’re claiming our rights.” https://www.notus.org/immigration/dentention-center-detainees-east-montana

GiTS really goes too hard

Repeat after me: I am not softer than Junji Ito. I am not softer than Shinzo Abe. I am not softer than Pierre Elliot Trudeau. I am not softer than Kat Abughazaleh. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be softer than I am.

CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)

come hang twitch.tv/drjmcb

We should have never doubted this man

Can confirm no rate limits over here

His opponent in the upcoming race can be found here, and supports medicare for all among other things this slime wouild not www.mattdunlapforuscongress.com/issues

"i dont want a pope that's okay with iran having a nuclear weapon" -guy who bombed the muslim equivalent of a pope who opposed iran having nuclear weapons

We're getting errors like we've not focused on our economy in an RTS game

We think are in one of these reginos

"Is Bluesky down?" we ask on Bluesky, our posts a monument to our stupidity

i think the worst part of the internet being mostly viewed through social media is there is like a win-lose to conversations when like, stuffs pretty grey and and also a lot of it nots widely agreed upon. Mostly this is just more of the 'economy is good actually' rattling around in my brain

this is one of the funniest takes when we've had historical levels of lying about data in the us. Also both positions are somehow 'economists all believe one thing and point to one dataset' and is the most braindead read across the board.

Here bitch you dropped your hat

it sucks how successfully the outside world has been transformed into a place where you are only allowed to exist in service of caapitalism

Today is the day where we'll get yet another opportunity to put US legislators and their words to the test. How many Democratic senators who are aiming for the White House in 2028 will vote correctly today?

saiyan name

Twink coded Gex can still happen if people want it bad enough

my cat shaking down everyone in the house

bloober do usually seem p goated,

shitposters I know from fb group days running for school boards in other states, old work homies running for office near me gonna canvas w them next month. I hope its a vibe shift and not everyone in my demo being old.

[showing you around my willy wonka factory] dont fuckjng touch that . someone has to eat that

“Legend of the Mole-Man”, Panel 629 #simpsons #TheSimpsons #comics

The character vs how you drew them.

taking off my shirt that says 'i will beat all economist to death with a hammer' so as to not upset the bsky mods

This makes a lot of sense because the amount of money that people have is 100% determined by their income and nobody ever has to pay for things like food and rent. I am very smart. (rises in the cost of living has significantly outpaced median income since 2020)

doing the minority report and preventing it by charging more for the subway, I really do get why people hate white men (as one myself)

the emperor's new hoes

uhhh idk if i just found a secret in slay the spire 2? the foul potion on the counterfit merchant takes you to a battle screen

gummy popcorn

"That said, yes, it seems like the promise to 'fill every womb with salt and every testicle with spiders' is sort of backfiring."

Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written and I think it’s important to credit our sources.

you absolute fool

Just about finished with this, about a 55 minute runtime. Definitely going to get copyright strikes on this one so it won’t be up for future monetization. I just started a Fourthwall if you’d like to support & give a few bucks a month to help me out!🙏 fullslack-shop.fourthwall.com

“i hate cancel culture” - guy who is about to be revealed as a creep

bringing back saying self crit

yeah this is just gutter racism lol, like you live in america bitch have you seen how our cops treat crimes, and crimes of marginalized people. fuck out of here with this cracker shit

everybody has a computer in their hand telling them batboy lives now, and thats... thats just its fine... its fine guys

You can’t win with these fucking people

What kind of impunity does Jimmy and "Sweet" Haslam feel? They're hosting a fundraiser for Conman Ramaswamy while trying to extort $50 million from the Democratic bastion of Central Ohio. CROOKS.

jfc they're just writing blue-maga slop at this point lol. This is a headline for every "🥥🌴💙" in bio

HOT OFF THE PRESSES HOT OFF THE PRESSES