yor a little baby *poof*

Man you look at that picture and just know it’s gonna be Lorbin time

forg

[group chat titled "girls Lunch"] @estrogilf : eleven thirty girls what we getting @valerievalerate : wrap. im going wrap mode with chips @ittybittypeepeecomittee : slice pizza Aaron of Bluesky Trust And Safety: how far i gotta scroll for the selfies lmao

like in theory someone has to want him to keep re-appearing, but I've never in my life seen someone say anything even remotely defense of him

i as a rule of thumb am not a DC person, but this series is unironically one of the peaks of US Animation imo. if more cape stories had this sort of raison then we'd be a better society

yeah guys my group chats aren't on bsky, because I think this platform is going to implode in the next couple years

my psychologist told me to go into politics and gave me a reign energy, thanks doc feel like a million bucks

What a guy

It’s THREADS behavior and I don’t even know exactly what I mean by that but I feel like it’s true

The people in Ohio pushing for Data Centers don't realize that an increased dew point will absolutely wreck people. We already get 80-90% humidity in the summers. I've visited places where it's higher. y'all. ...sweat doesn't work to cool your body when the outside is steam.

I wasn't allowed to have a beard for work back then, and was what *math* 22? I don't feel like I've aged that much, I just feel like I looked dumber

So I think I go get my final switch to long term ADHD meds today, go do some bloodwork and have lunch with grandma. I don't think we've been able to go out to eat in quite some time, feels kinda bad as awful as things are but shes very excited and I can't be too 'everything is awful'

this is such a perfect little series for my gundamn heads

Gundam Maxter Quality

really rooting for these guys lately, lot of heart

I think contextually it is important that Niantic Games was sold off and acquired by Scopely who are owned by Savvy Games which is an investment branch of the Saudi Arabian government. This was a strategic investment to get access to the data by a foreign government with no ethical concerns.

I thought we knew about this and Niantic for like... the last 5 years? I'm glad more people know but yeah

Man, imagine how hard an opposition party who didn't also want to do regime change in Iran would be able to nail him on this.

If I may: This means that the masked death squads, which are now by far the largest law enforcement agency in the United States, are all but impossible for your Representatives and Senators in the United States Congress to do anything about. Without a dramatic change in posture that is.

'Youre really beating us your media is being to nice to us sir" they said exploded, tears in their eyes

Quite a few people here seem to be down tonight. Here is a picture of my friend's new kittens to cheer you up.

now the tax credit is gone and several Data Centers have their building on hold. But Vivek wants Columbus to be his own feudal silicon valley. His best buddy JD Vance is actively buying land for AI monitored farming bs that does more harm than good.

It is so disturbing how many crimes this man has committed while everyone just shrugs. Even worse than shrugs. He might be a trillionaire in a few weeks?

Me right before I lose at chess:

i hope the second look is them putting this thing down

You are only a real New Yorker if you grew up in the sewers under the city with your Italian-named brothers and were raised by a mutant Japanese rat and trained in the martial arts.

I have trapped Kevin O'Leary in a vast maze made of server racks, and he will have to escape my perilous data-driven traps

I'm teabagging sega so hard hard mentally my balls are tingling

I hope this same person is now encountering 'im a numbers guy, i gpt'd it, i grok'd it"

Louis Rossmann and Steve becoming people who scream at monster theifs and capitalists has really warmed my heart.

"anti-slop" what a godawful phrase - when they just mean "art".

what if while trump is courtside victor wembanyama just leans down and eats his whole head. gulps the whole thing down tootsie pop owl style. and then explains that’s why he was sent here, blinks his eyes sideways and flies out of MSG and away into the night sky

types of discord users: - just here for go live alerts - townies - posts the same off-topic message in 40 different servers - voice chat rando - only posts in the self promotion channel everyone has muted - only posts memes - new member who didn't lurk and is an immediate vibes mismatch

this really stuck out to me, too.

oh yeah I'm clean back in the day they called me:

@gluesenkampperez.house.gov THIS RAGGED BITCH WHO VOTED AGAINST WIC IS ON BSKY, LET HER KNOW how YOU FEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL

Not to shit on OP (pun intended sorry) but I’m going with “the White House fraudulently ordered 10x the amount of porta-potties needed” because someone always leaves tax payers holding the bag in these deals, and at least one person in the Trump admin 100% fucks with a crooked toilet mafioso

No.

someone told me that ure not a real new yorker unless you help spiderman save the day, then they started rhowing bagels at me, rude as fuck tbh

We can’t keep thinking like this if we want Zohran to become president

Too humid in this piece. Trying to decide if I need another dehumidifier

Geoff is a little worm that should be smooshed against the wall, I don't think hes a case FOR bullying being a good idea, I just think he should have been bullied on principal

“Corporations don’t care about pride” Corporations don’t care about the things they sell lol. Do you think chipotle is like a guy who loves burritos

I hope that we can put down our future senator, Nipples the Rapey Clown discourse to talk about other things today. Leave it to my yakubian brothers to suck important air out of dire times

Happy queer month

Hmm its probably Pokemon Red/Blue? Final Fantasy 7 is roughly the same era but I'm p sure I beat pkmn first. Honestly mostly didn't finish games till I started streaming and people were like 'please finish the last chapter Justin, please why are you like this, my wets'

Se7en (1995)