The Dark Inverse of Ska:

wicca was invented in the mid 20th century by a british guy who liked getting nude and made up some lore around why getting nude was great. even if you resent the falsification of history you have to respect the hustle

so small he only need 1 popcorn

the strait of hormuz is going to remain closed at least through the midterms if not the rest of his term. shouldnt have elected a dip shit sex criminal with dementia who makes policy decisions to impress jesse watters. oh well

Auron from Final Fantasy X has died. Police are investigating the death as suspicious but forces tell us it looks like autoerotic asphyxiation. And to anyone who tries to tell me “but Auron was already dead in FFX, that was his whole thing”: you’re a fucking idiot. That was a GAME. This is REAL LIFE

have you 🫵 made your arms a paradise 🌴 today?

we are so close to capcom having to decide if it will remake resident evil 5 or not. a long game of chicken as it tries to decide if it can stall for time by doing veronica or 0 first. you can not run forever

Only awful white guys think everyone hates them only because of the bigger group (white guys) they are a part of. Nah bro, we hate you personally. It's you.

See you space guy....

we are definitely in an age of anti-feminist backlash and the left is very much participating in it, too.

Nintendo unveiled a teaser for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake featuring a cameo from Tupac Shakur as that one big tree. paletteswap.site/dif...

Gonna tell my kids this was Graham Platner

Dmc1 remake confirmed

If you're making a tough, no-win choice to support Platner because this is the trash we have to work with, I dunno, fine, whatever. But genuine excitement about this creep is like deciding to be proud of your red flag collection.

Let me check things out

They’re going to keep doing this “sorry we got caught” shit and it’s 100% Expedition 33’s fault for kickstarting this being “acceptable”

Forgive me if I dont believe the defenses of Platner are in good faith

i have absolutely fucking had it with 100% of all of this shit. gambling websites, lies, cryptocurrency, rampant corruption, lies, deep fakes, lies, plagiarism, devaluation of expertise, lies, bile, abuse, violence, bombs, genocides, lies, plutocrats, oligarchs, and lies. fucking enough. rules time

🧵THREAD - The AI-Assisted Kingdom Hearts Cover 🧵 So, this cover have been pointed out for being ai-generated. Yeah it's shit. BUT after I did some dig in, it's actually kinda more complicated than this. So let me expand on this 👇

Maybe they'll all quarantine around Stellar Blade 2 and Lords of the Fallen 2 and we wont have to deal with their shit

i’ve never played star fox, i tried the snes one when it was put on switch 7 years ago and drew this maybe i will play the new one 🛩️

Xenoblade Genesis Final Fantasy VII Revelation Dragon Quest Deuteronomy Super Mario Leviticus

NINTENDO DIRECT ENGLISH V/O: *low register* In a world ruled by dragon blood, a hero must rise and slay Wyverniax… NINTENDO DIRECT ENGLISH V/O: *next slide, in high register* Return to Stinktown with your buddies as you wield the new Megaplunger! But watch out…something reeks!!

I think there should also be an audio cue, a deep voice like the moviefone guy should be come on saying "THERE IS A PERVERT RECORDING NEARBY"

They gotta hold this somewhere else next time, I keep thinking the next metal gear solid remake is taking wild liberties

ever since i was a small boy i knew i wanted to charge the pepper grinder

Lots of people laughing at my trauma

don quixote's out here finding new and exciting windmills

never heard of this but it looks like one sip of this will cause me to ragdoll and play the half-life 2 death noise

as soon as that YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH hit i lost my god damn mind

maybe it’s just the office environments i’ve worked in but ime it is trivially easy to *not* get hauled into hr. like, how do you have experience with the hr lady, let alone enough to form an opinion of her?

BLOGGER WHO HAS NEVER HELD A REAL JOB: you bitches sound just like human reources

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance. Love metal gear, love that style of game, hate that game

Hideo Kojima Says He's No Longer Interested In AI https://kotaku.com/hideo-kojima-says-hes-not-interested-in-ai-maybe-ai-could-create-art-but-while-i-live-i-dont-think-ill-see-it-2000703473

"The funniest possible outcome of the AI mandate era is about to be HR departments discovering that 'sincerely held religious belief' under Title VII has a much lower bar than they assumed, and Pope Leo handed every Catholic employee a written excuse" www.businessinsider.com/worker-got-r...

Ocarina of Time

Mina the Hollower without underlabs on ng+ is brutal

Cid Highwind is 32 years old

I love the new mouse game! Also hello! Been forever since I last posted anything🙇

They’re rebooting Shrek. (EMT screams at me) Sorry I meant they’re defibrillating Shrek.

Its funny capcom still tries to be sneaky when they have 1. A pretty consistent release schedule you can guesstimate and 2. Always do this right before a big announcement lol

Heres the thing about Platner. For me the tattoo was disqualifying so all of this? To me? This is all unnecessary and only coming because of his own actions. And on top of it the fact he couldn't even get ahead of it? Either hes untrustworthy, sloppy, or both.

Sigh. Yes that's what happens when someone's campaign STARTS with a scandal so bad, it doesnt get better... fuck dammit. People just cannot admit they were wrong! I did, when his nazi tattoo came out. We should not still be dealing with this dumb asshole running

So the "movie" is exactly what I expected. How disappointing but completely predictable from all the tryhard, 14 year old edgy teen marketing