biblical scholar here, reply guying the pope adds 1000 years to your time in purgatory every time you do it[1] [1] Council of Trent, 1545-1563

Happy Wet Day proper! Enjoy your 45-60 minute showers 🚿

Happy Friday! Get ready for some market pump news in the next few hours and then some atrocities at 7 pm

You should be on trial right next to them for putting the country through all this. Putting all of us through this. All those kids being kidnapped and raped and locked up because you folded on funding ICE last year. If I run for office, I'm making it a part of my platform. Ds need punishment too

We should destroy Palantir

David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.

once you reach a certain threshold in this country you can only become more wealthy no matter how bad you are at life and business, you can even waste billions and billions on the metaverse and remain wealthy and powerful it doesnt matter

i dont think you should get untold riches for being terrible at your job, in fact i believe the opposite should happen

TRUMP: I WANT TO MAKE TRANSGENDER ILLEGAL SO KIDS ARE EASIER TO MOLEST! I WANT TO KILL EVERY ARAB. MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR WOMEN TO READ! BRING BACK SLAVERY! LETS HELP BILLY GRAHAM TURN THE EARTH INTO A NUCLEAR CINDER! NEWS MAGAZINE: omg college students are like, so annoying

The amount of love Owens and Carlson get from huge swaths of the left is a sign of how easily audiences in America can get propagandized through "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" thinking. Trump won that way. Corporate Dems won that way. It's the entire culture, and it always leads to disaster.

Large language models adopt an authoritarive tone and can sound convincing even when they're full of shit, which coincidentally also describes mediocre white businessmen.

I may have to visit my mother in San Antonio....

I don't watch Hasan Piker or think about him much, but the attacks on him from multiple elite media institutions all within the same month sure seems like a coordinated campaign to neutralize a prominent pro-Palestine voice.

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

it’s really striking how much we are now living in a normalized situation in which there’s the actual world and then there’s the narrative of the world that exists to allow the markets to keep functioning and these are not the same things even a little.

Send them through the Event Horizon gate

I've been doing some research into locations in Prague using Google Maps, and either the guy who was tasked to take the photos got the camera position wrong, or there's a small hairy ghost haunting large swathes of the city.

they should make a type of logging off that is equivalent to slamming down an old phone handset after hanging up on someone

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

He doesnt know anything about the US government. What a life

So now does he get to gloat or did Iran include a "dont be an asshole" clause?

If anyone's got like, secret superhero powers nows the time.

your holiness it is time to use your powers and send jd vance to hell

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is

This has been a project of the ruling class in both ruling political parties for decades if not since the birth of this stupid nation. We are doing what we can and also not broadcasting intentions on social media bc of aforementioned technocratic police state. But I'm sure you've got a cool plan

fyi i am just going to block people who want to tell me dems aren't a solution and other means are the only option, regardless of its merits there are limits to what i'm going to say on a public account with my name and face on it and you think that's an unreasonable line to draw you are stupid

call for an investigation into the president's fitness. call for the house to impeach. say you will obstruct every last bit of senate business. call for soldiers to disregard illegal orders. say you will prosecute the people who do this. say you will take their military pensions and benefits.

the president makes me sick, his supporters make me sick, and our country deserves neither mercy nor forgiveness

*guy cheering on nuclear war voice* why aren’t people having babies?

I might, were I to be especially generous, accept the notion that people were hoodwinked. Credulous media, the toxic ecosystem of social media, their moronic peers. Sure. However, to be so disastrously easy a mark is a dire moral failing of its own kind.

You know what? I'll admit it. The credible threat by a madman to wipe out a nation of 90 million people for basically no reason (presumably using nuclear weapons) successfully distracted me. I am now distracted.

if Trump nukes Iran it will be because no one powerful in america has ever been seriously punished for anything

how are we supposed to stop an elderly man with dementia who constantly shits himself and can barely string a sentence together? idk, one slippery flight of stairs? it's not like he's in a fucking battle mech

Economy so bad they literally closed the dick-sucking factory

Tucker Carlson did an entire like 3h long video about Trump using nuclear weapons in Iran yesterday. You can tell yourself he’s not going to if you want but it’s clear the right-wing press is hearing he’s thinking about it.

trump supporters are dumb and stupid people and you are better and smarter than every single of them

god, smite that guy

I fully believe that 99% of us who keep thinking about how cool it would be to go to space would straight up lose our minds and have a nervous breakdown if we ever experienced what being there is like

I think the opposition party widely expected to make historic gains in the next election(s) has an obligation to explain how they'll stop this and prevent it from happening again or it's reasonable to conclude they don't plan on doing those things, which raises more uncomfortable questions

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“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

There's something a bit poignant about a Bluetooth device failing to connect to another device right next to it when they're the only Bluetooth devices for hundreds of thousands of kilometres around.

The protagonist of the Scribblenauts franchise, Maxwell, finally thought of writing down “cancer cure” into his magical notebook that can summon anything. paletteswap.site/dif...

when will you all finally suffocate this dipshit's engagement supply? he dies if theres no one left for him to argue with.