jordan ππ§
@jordo.bsky.social
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i love frogs and girls' generation
https://jordanmallory.itch.io/instrument
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okay here's the official post! my very first short story, INSTRUMENT, is out now on itch. π₯³ it's about a guy named Stanley who buys a rare guitar at an estate sale, and things go downhill. i hope you like it!!
jordanmallory.itch.io/instrument
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you would not believe what time i didnβt know it was
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man i'm pretty mad that we had to start the year and go straight into this horseshit i'm gonna be honest
about 10 hours ago
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i have not seen a single journalist bring up the concept of extradition, why it exists and how it is deeply relevant to all of this
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Fang Guu ππ§ ENVtuber
about 22 hours ago
π΄ NOW LIVE π΄ Let's play Snowboard Kids GUU (2)!!! πβ¨
twitch.tv/fangguu
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you would not believe what time i didnβt know it was
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one of those plug-in wax warmers but for crude oil
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real?
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i don't think
@billcorbett.bsky.social
et al got enough credit for inventing wikipedia during the first Space Mutiny host segment
1 day ago
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it'll never happen, but can you imagine how good a studio ghibli klonoa movie would be
2 days ago
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the faces in the oblivion remake are crazy why are everyone's eyebrows like that
2 days ago
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i think it's interesting that retro indie aesthetics went from pixel art straight to low-poly and totally skipped the rasterized sprites era in the middle
2 days ago
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In the morning, the human crawls from its sleeping pile and retreats to its den of shame maintenance, where it expels waste and other detritus from its many orifices. Afterwards itβs time for breakfast: 60 whole eggs, hastily gathered from rival nests the night before.
2 days ago
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sometimes i wonder if maybe i just actually like controllers
2 days ago
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the neo geo didn't have memory cards in my universe of origin
2 days ago
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if you were a dragon or a t-rex or something and you just chomped a guy all in one go, what's that going to taste like? copper? can't imagine it would be good
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3 days ago
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interrupting someone's story with "and this is a dream you had?" is a great way to not only show them that you weren't listening but also that you don't care, and this can be deeply funny depending on the situation
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Accountability can't come from the UN since the US has veto power, and it can't come from the courts because trump can pardon himself and everyone involved, even if congress were to pursue action, which it won't. So, where then does accountability come from?
3 days ago
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if you wanna be twice as mad as you already are i highly recommend chuck's official statement
3 days ago
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3 days ago
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Jack
3 days ago
what the fuck man
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bloodthirsty lunatics beyond the reach of all accountability or consequence
3 days ago
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you get to heaven and it's just huge plastic cups of orange triaminic for as far as the eye can see
4 days ago
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i always feel bad putting a bug back outside, like yeah man i get it i don't want to be out there either
4 days ago
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being sick alone sucks man you donβt get to have someone bring you water or pat your head or anything
4 days ago
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my tamagotchi was like a son to me. when he died in that car accident i went to the bathroom and cried for hours
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near-daily one or both of my parents send an AI-generated instagram reel to the group chat and us kids have to suss out whether they realize it's AI or not. they usually don't, and we've taught them how to check for the label instagram has but there are so many videos just not using it. i hate it!
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michael lutz
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let's never do that again ok?
6 days ago
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2026's joke just dropped
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6 days ago
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the ninja turtles are metropolitan cryptids
6 days ago
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okay i think the sudafed is making me more congested somehow is that possible
6 days ago
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here's the official 2026 bingo card
6 days ago
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it would solve a lot of problems if retailers had to disclose their markup at checkout
6 days ago
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"at least i'm going into the new year with clean sheets" is the most 38 years old thought i've ever had
6 days ago
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"this wasn't the worst year of my life but it was close," he wrote for the eighth year in a row
6 days ago
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here's the official 2026 bingo card
6 days ago
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i have never in my life had a decongestant actually clear me out, the most it ever does is make one nostril extremely dry and the other completely inoperable
7 days ago
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gonna put a bowl of cereal in the air fryer and see what happens
8 days ago
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today i learned that snap-on used to produce an analogue oscilloscope called the "anal-o-scope"
8 days ago
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blood: the last vampire DVDs are actually a self-replicating cryptid and that's why everyone had a copy even if they didn't remember where or when they got it
9 days ago
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"Your password is required to enable TouchID" THEN WHY DOES IT EXIST
10 days ago
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now watch youtube make it worse
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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More than 20% of videos shown to new YouTube users are βAI slopβ, study finds
Low-quality AI-generated content is now saturating social media β and generating about $117m a year, data shows
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/dec/27/more-than-20-of-videos-shown-to-new-youtube-users-are-ai-slop-study-finds
10 days ago
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TIL it's still possible for a portable hard drive to be incompatible between mac and windows machines. thought we were past this, as a people
10 days ago
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i realized during this visit that if i had a steam deck i could play tetris effect while i'm at my folks' place, and it's the first time i've ever considered one seriously lol
10 days ago
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i wanna make a really busted itchio horrorslop game
11 days ago
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Tedbob84 π Youmacon 2025
11 days ago
Heyo! I got to take part in this! Got to draw up my favorite gal from day 1! (Ukyo's introduction was literally the first episode of Ranma I had seen)
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checked in on an old friend because christmas, and she brought me up to speed on all the terrible things that happened to her this year and just like, man, people are so fucking awful to each other
11 days ago
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yeah okay, sure
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