does anyone else do cereal math? like i'm eating cereal and notice that there are five marshmallows left, and then compare that to the remaining number of regular pieces and plan out the optimal number of remaining spoonfuls, is this normal

i have a list of dream voice acting roles in my head: J. Jonah Jameson, Space Ghost/Tad Ghostal, the announcer for a fighting game (any), Clayface, Roger Smith, the Joker, Modern Marvels Guy, How It's Made Guy, last voice you hear before you fall asleep and first voice you hear in the morning, clown

i wish i were at magfest chilling with yonder homies

love a tetris game that isn't afraid to give me four of the same piece in a row. hurt me! that's why i'm here!!

when trump does finally die, as we all will eventually, the lobster bucket of the GOP will be ripe for boiling. we do not need the squeamish in charge of prepping for dinner.

there's a shot at the end of cabaret, where someone drives by a crime scene where a nazi has murdered a jewish person in the street, and all the bystanders are just frozen, standing there looking at the corpse in the road. its both literally shocking on its face and symbolic of the entire situation;

i was hoping that this would be the year i sorta reintegrated into regular society, got back out into the world and made new IRL friends and worked on my anxiety disorder and stuff like that, but i think maybe i'll just stay indoors for another decade

you would not believe what time i didn’t know it was

release amplitude 2016 on the epic store challenge

so is gandalf just like, cosplaying?

we can sell it in a bundle with Tues. Spider-Man

remember when biden was like "the supreme court has made the power of the presidency virtually unlimited" and then proceeded to just like, not do anything? i've been thinking about that a lot the last couple days

i guess i just expected more immediate and explosive outrage, but it just seems like everyone is scared? i wanted red-alert all hands on deck screaming from the rooftops about this being the beginning of the end of everything and all i'm getting is "we want a briefing" and "this is a distraction"

man i'm pretty mad that we had to start the year and go straight into this horseshit i'm gonna be honest

i have not seen a single journalist bring up the concept of extradition, why it exists and how it is deeply relevant to all of this

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you would not believe what time i didn’t know it was

one of those plug-in wax warmers but for crude oil

real?

i don't think @billcorbett.bsky.social et al got enough credit for inventing wikipedia during the first Space Mutiny host segment

it'll never happen, but can you imagine how good a studio ghibli klonoa movie would be

the faces in the oblivion remake are crazy why are everyone's eyebrows like that

i think it's interesting that retro indie aesthetics went from pixel art straight to low-poly and totally skipped the rasterized sprites era in the middle

In the morning, the human crawls from its sleeping pile and retreats to its den of shame maintenance, where it expels waste and other detritus from its many orifices. Afterwards it’s time for breakfast: 60 whole eggs, hastily gathered from rival nests the night before.

sometimes i wonder if maybe i just actually like controllers

the neo geo didn't have memory cards in my universe of origin

if you were a dragon or a t-rex or something and you just chomped a guy all in one go, what's that going to taste like? copper? can't imagine it would be good

interrupting someone's story with "and this is a dream you had?" is a great way to not only show them that you weren't listening but also that you don't care, and this can be deeply funny depending on the situation

Accountability can't come from the UN since the US has veto power, and it can't come from the courts because trump can pardon himself and everyone involved, even if congress were to pursue action, which it won't. So, where then does accountability come from?

if you wanna be twice as mad as you already are i highly recommend chuck's official statement

what the fuck man

bloodthirsty lunatics beyond the reach of all accountability or consequence

you get to heaven and it's just huge plastic cups of orange triaminic for as far as the eye can see

i always feel bad putting a bug back outside, like yeah man i get it i don't want to be out there either

being sick alone sucks man you don’t get to have someone bring you water or pat your head or anything

my tamagotchi was like a son to me. when he died in that car accident i went to the bathroom and cried for hours

near-daily one or both of my parents send an AI-generated instagram reel to the group chat and us kids have to suss out whether they realize it's AI or not. they usually don't, and we've taught them how to check for the label instagram has but there are so many videos just not using it. i hate it!

let's never do that again ok?

2026's joke just dropped

the ninja turtles are metropolitan cryptids

okay i think the sudafed is making me more congested somehow is that possible

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it would solve a lot of problems if retailers had to disclose their markup at checkout

"at least i'm going into the new year with clean sheets" is the most 38 years old thought i've ever had

"this wasn't the worst year of my life but it was close," he wrote for the eighth year in a row

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