jordan ππ§
@jordo.bsky.social
π€ 780
π₯ 158
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i love frogs and girls' generation
https://jordanmallory.itch.io/instrument
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okay here's the official post! my very first short story, INSTRUMENT, is out now on itch. π₯³ it's about a guy named Stanley who buys a rare guitar at an estate sale, and things go downhill. i hope you like it!!
jordanmallory.itch.io/instrument
7 months ago
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tonight it's that weird flat thunder that scrapes across the sky
about 10 hours ago
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Myst (Cyan, 1993)
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about 15 hours ago
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really sucks how many "AI Trainer" job listings i see every day
about 17 hours ago
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soon i will have a soldering setup and will begin assembly of my first pedal, which is just a DIY kit to get my bearings, but still, rather exciting. i've selected a Jordan Electronics Boss Tone circuit for my first build, as I need a fuzz and I thought it was a fitting first project given, well,
1 day ago
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i hope parkcon feet juice miku made like $10,000
1 day ago
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many of you
1 day ago
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my prepaid year of nitro finally expired, so back to no uploads or animated/cross-server emotes, bad streaming quality, etc. it really kneecaps the service but until they fully back down from requiring ID scans they're not getting another cent from me
1 day ago
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who up coing their dependencies
2 days ago
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does anyone else feel like they're only allowed to do what they actually want between the hours of 2 a.m. and 6 a.m.
3 days ago
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lately when i try and take a couch nap i end up having one of those half-awake panicked nightmares where there's someone in your house or chasing you or something and you try to run/yell/move/talk/etc and can't. i am entitled to financial compensation.
4 days ago
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i don't have a 4K monitor but i still like to set my youtube resolution to 4K so i can waste as much of google's bandwidth as possible
4 days ago
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i really hope this makes it into one of
@supergreatfriend.bsky.social
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qet...
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Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qetAg7msCw
4 days ago
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watched blue velvet for the first time tonight, didn't realize That Scene in silent hill 2 is was sort-of lifted right out of it. media!
4 days ago
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man,
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5 days ago
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you're gonna want to see this
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5 days ago
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Alex Cat
5 days ago
Peelander Z is an Austin institution, please help them out if you can
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@jorbizzle β€οΈβπ₯
5 days ago
"AI is the future" the future:
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okay yes i fully destroyed every system of trust that brought humanity to this point BUT i'll get to preside over a dead world as the king of a worthless throne and then finally everyone will have to agree that my posts are good
5 days ago
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so did they coordinate getting fetterman in office a year before manchin retired or was that just a happy accident
5 days ago
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i wonder if destiny 2 would have fared better had it not sidelined its most talented writers and storytellers to item descriptions in favor of a meandering and largely unsuccessful saturday morning cartoon narrative
6 days ago
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we've learned nothing and are going to lose
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
6 days ago
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new evil misappropriation of tolkien just dropped
www.gamedeveloper.com/business/opi...
6 days ago
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someone burned down our troll
www.kxan.com/news/local/a...
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Pease Park troll now a pile of ash
The Pease Park troll in central Austin has completely burned down.
https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/malin-the-pease-park-troll-completely-burns-down/
6 days ago
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i'm investing in my food bed
about 1 month ago
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i really, really like this diagram from my electronics text book
6 days ago
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does forza horizon 6 still use your real name in dialogue and VO without asking first like the previous games? seems like a real doxxing danger for vtubers or anyone streaming under an alias
7 days ago
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yard was full of fallen branches from the storm last night; glad i remembered to move the car out from under the tree ahead of time. the trash bin was blown clear across the yard too, thankfully it was empty otherwise i'd still be picking up garbage. all day it's been the sound of tree trimmers.
7 days ago
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michael lutz
7 days ago
(builds a mechanism) hey i think this might be god???
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if you post anything on youtube, you can and should opt your channel out of this
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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YouTube Will Let Creators Use AI to Insert Themselves Into Other Peopleβs Videos
The Google-owned video platform also now has more three billion users, the company revealed Tuesday.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/digital/youtube-worldwide-number-users-use-ai-insert-into-videos-1236601256/
8 days ago
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we just went over this
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8 days ago
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going back in time to shove the scientist responsible for making "E" the symbol for voltage into a locker
9 days ago
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something i've learned about electronics is that at some point scientists realized that all of our notation for it was backwards, and instead of fixing it they just kept using the incorrect notation and now every student has to learn why and how it's backwards and what to do with that
9 days ago
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Vanille Orion [Bartender Vtuber]
9 days ago
IT'S HAPPENING AGAAAAAAIN!! π Fishing Planet will be open to those that wish to join, so download the game and raise your level to 5 and join me~π£ I promise to give you a night (and full day!) to remember~ β¨
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i checked in on A Frog's Tale, which i wishlisted in 2021, and apparently after raising $108k on kickstarter the game just didn't happen. dev posted in 2023 looking for a publisher for more funding, and they haven't updated since 2024. oh well!
9 days ago
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it's such an amazing feeling when you remember you already brushed your teeth and you can just go to bed
9 days ago
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ex luna, scientia
9 days ago
they could have added The Bathroom but instead theyve been doing demon shit for two years. "oh well"
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*thinking about how they don't have biscuits at chicken express anymore* they can just take anything from you, no matter how much you love it
10 days ago
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it really feels like this today
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10 days ago
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this is one of my shows, if you're still using spotify for podcasts i encourage you to seek less evil alternatives. you might be missing episodes of other shows too!
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10 days ago
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why is devil may cry 2 like that, what happened
10 days ago
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michael lutz
10 days ago
(Nintendo direct voice) we hear you. And that's why it's time to finally learn the storyβfilled with laughter, love, heartbreak, and a rockin soundtrack brimming with nostalgic hitsβof Mario and Luigi's last summer before trade school
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Emmy
10 days ago
> Australian pizzeria chain > Uses Skunny to promote their business > Shortly after, rebrands as Domino's Pizza Coincidence?????? π€
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Tedbob84πCombo Breaker
10 days ago
Some Ranma Gals
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youtube: βok heβs scrolled past this video consistently for weeks and hasnβt even so much as hovered over the thumbnail but THIS TIMEββ me: *fuckin scrolling*
10 days ago
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emmy out here doing actual archeology out of the goodness of her heart
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10 days ago
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prescription TV screen so i can take my glasses off when i lay down on the couch to watch something
11 days ago
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xbox just really has no idea what to do. the only original IP they have left is forza, the hardware is too expensive, no one is interested in cloud STILL despite 10+ years of various companies demanding that actually people want it (they don't), nobody wants the AI, they just really have *nothing*
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i hate when i'm nude and my depressed fluorescent green unicorn dog bursts in with his three shithead droid friends
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12 days ago
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how does one "learn to live" with the total death of objective reality i wonder
13 days ago
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just saw someone in twitch chat refer to devil may cry as "early capcom" and i'm just gonna start digging my grave now to save time
13 days ago
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