the ratios on this post are amazing

i appreciate people being like "well at least he's in hell" but gang that's where he's from. they open his casket and a bunch of streamers shoot out and satan shakes his hand and says "great job up there." why would satan torture his most ardent soldiers? accountability must come in this lifetime.

damn, that's crazy

it's funny that most people don't know i used to be super serious about building a music career, some jordan oldheads remember the acoustic days but it's been 10+ years since i've put out anything. i have a few songs in the chamber so maybe i'll put out an EP or something by year's end

windows recently installed bad noise cancellation on everyone's computers without saying anything; if you record or stream check your input device in sound properties and make sure "audio enhancements" is disabled.

anyone getting hit by bluesky's new age verification can go to deer.social and sign in there and it's exactly the same. i refuse to have my SSN linked to my bluesky account for when the trump administration demands a list of dissidents from the finbro crypto vibe-clowns that run this place

the rule of thumb for the trump administration is to select the most ironic or inappropriate person for whatever the job is. RFK Jr for HHS. Linda McMahon for the DoE. Kash Patel for the FBI. Assigning a workforce butcher like Sharma to a "productivity and jobs" role is not surprising at all.

glydr is low key the most useful multitasking tool available for the variety twitch streamer, even stuff like the stream deck takes your hands away from their task and that elgato foot pedal is woefully under-powered comparatively

AI has so totally obliterated the youtube backing track ecology, it's genuinely impossible to find new practice tracks that aren't gen AI.

thought it was tuesday

so DNA changes in sperm caused air pollution, got it

hey @schumer.senate.gov thanks for making sure this situation came to fruition just as everyone knew it would, good job sticking by your man it really paid off!!

there's no way mcconnell doesn't have a living will, and there's no way mcconnell's living will doesn't say "keep me alive with machines for as long as it obstructs something, like literally anything"

car update: it wasn't anything i thought it was, it was the grommet on the shifter that tells the car what gear it's in; the car couldn't tell if it was in park, so it wouldn't turn the starter. should be fixed by tomorrow afternoon, along with some other stuff they found

running a poll, nothing formal. who do you think is going to buy xbox

i think microsoft has no plan of action and no next move. i think it's just cutting off its limbs to save blood and that's the whole of the plan.

car decided to die for no reason today, it's run perfectly every single day of its life and then today decided to just not start. i swapped the fuses, tried jumper cables, even hitched a ride to autozone and bought a new battery, but no dice. tomorrow it gets towed to the shop! fuck you, mercury!

mercury is so the fuck in retrograde right now it's insane

lord god please have him be struck by a bolt of lightning like a cartoon character it would be so funny

is there any more insulting discount than 5%?

why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when I can easily fit 10 in my ass

'SIMILAR TO NINTENDO'

this is pretty crazy even by 2026 standards, mayors are signing NDAs before presenting any information about the data center to the public www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

i'm so glad the episode is out and i can finally say "bilbofied" in public

really hate this trend in the mister fpga world. i would rather no core at all!

ugliest guitar ever made?

i think vegeta and goku could both easily reach the skill ceiling of any given video game just on a hand-eye coordination level, so even though goku is faster in regular combat, they'd both be limited to the level of whatever the game was capable of code-wise, which would make them perfect equels

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Alright folks, here it is: the Tulpa! Going from zero knowledge of soldering or electronics to a working pedal from absolute scratch was a real journey. The LED doesn't work because I soldered it backwards! Painting aluminum is a nightmare! Troubleshooting circuits is also a nightmare! But it works!

HAPPY BAPPY @floppyadult.com !!!!!!!!!

the new pedal parts showed up and i'm about halfway through the new build, i'm checking every single thing i do on the meter immediately after doing it, and so far there's no shorts. tomorrow is the jacks, which is where things went wrong last time, so i'm nervous but encouraged by today's results.

if i suddenly and inexplicably unfollowed you on the old website it's because i'm deleting my tweets and the unfollow option on retweets is where the delete option is on normal posts

Migration to new cave success! #guudart

happy six years to shorter games/worse graphics!

I haven’t given up on the guitar pedal, by the way. Hit some snags and had to wait to order some more parts, but the replacements are on the way and come Hell or high water I’m going to build this damn thing

it's kinda wild how that new starfox looks like someone's AI render of what a new starfox might look like

wile e coyote was an insanely gifted street artist

does anyone remember an anime (maybe an OVA?) that was like, sorta medieval sorta steampunk and when you died your soul turned into a bird and went up to a big airship or blimp or something? i saw it on VHS when i was like 11 years old and have never encountered it again

i was talking about sony here but it applies to microsoft just as much. still no plan!

@notquitereal.bsky.social congratulations jack!!

@alexrescuecat.bsky.social i'm only 20 minutes into this but about every 50 seconds something happens that makes me think "alex would love this" www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEjO...

DFW drivers are fucking lunatics dude

what does the “co” in codependent stand for, i wonder? cooperative? collaborative? are you mad at me for not knowing?

me: and nowhere more profound was the pound hound found than the downtown fair ground, where the hound pound's sound could be heard for miles around dr. seuss: how did you get into my office!!!

consider you not the ant

i would rather stare at a blank wall kingpin-style than watch 1 uninterrupted minute of twitch ads

those AI summaries are active on twitch now, and no matter what the little feedback question is at the bottom i always select the negative response. it doesn't/won't matter, but at least it makes me feel 1% better for half a second about having this horseshit shoved down my throat