you would not believe what time i didn’t know it was

man i'm pretty mad that we had to start the year and go straight into this horseshit i'm gonna be honest

i have not seen a single journalist bring up the concept of extradition, why it exists and how it is deeply relevant to all of this

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you would not believe what time i didn’t know it was

one of those plug-in wax warmers but for crude oil

real?

i don't think @billcorbett.bsky.social et al got enough credit for inventing wikipedia during the first Space Mutiny host segment

it'll never happen, but can you imagine how good a studio ghibli klonoa movie would be

the faces in the oblivion remake are crazy why are everyone's eyebrows like that

i think it's interesting that retro indie aesthetics went from pixel art straight to low-poly and totally skipped the rasterized sprites era in the middle

In the morning, the human crawls from its sleeping pile and retreats to its den of shame maintenance, where it expels waste and other detritus from its many orifices. Afterwards it’s time for breakfast: 60 whole eggs, hastily gathered from rival nests the night before.

sometimes i wonder if maybe i just actually like controllers

the neo geo didn't have memory cards in my universe of origin

if you were a dragon or a t-rex or something and you just chomped a guy all in one go, what's that going to taste like? copper? can't imagine it would be good

interrupting someone's story with "and this is a dream you had?" is a great way to not only show them that you weren't listening but also that you don't care, and this can be deeply funny depending on the situation

Accountability can't come from the UN since the US has veto power, and it can't come from the courts because trump can pardon himself and everyone involved, even if congress were to pursue action, which it won't. So, where then does accountability come from?

if you wanna be twice as mad as you already are i highly recommend chuck's official statement

what the fuck man

bloodthirsty lunatics beyond the reach of all accountability or consequence

you get to heaven and it's just huge plastic cups of orange triaminic for as far as the eye can see

i always feel bad putting a bug back outside, like yeah man i get it i don't want to be out there either

being sick alone sucks man you don’t get to have someone bring you water or pat your head or anything

my tamagotchi was like a son to me. when he died in that car accident i went to the bathroom and cried for hours

near-daily one or both of my parents send an AI-generated instagram reel to the group chat and us kids have to suss out whether they realize it's AI or not. they usually don't, and we've taught them how to check for the label instagram has but there are so many videos just not using it. i hate it!

let's never do that again ok?

2026's joke just dropped

the ninja turtles are metropolitan cryptids

okay i think the sudafed is making me more congested somehow is that possible

here's the official 2026 bingo card

it would solve a lot of problems if retailers had to disclose their markup at checkout

"at least i'm going into the new year with clean sheets" is the most 38 years old thought i've ever had

"this wasn't the worst year of my life but it was close," he wrote for the eighth year in a row

here's the official 2026 bingo card

i have never in my life had a decongestant actually clear me out, the most it ever does is make one nostril extremely dry and the other completely inoperable

gonna put a bowl of cereal in the air fryer and see what happens

today i learned that snap-on used to produce an analogue oscilloscope called the "anal-o-scope"

blood: the last vampire DVDs are actually a self-replicating cryptid and that's why everyone had a copy even if they didn't remember where or when they got it

"Your password is required to enable TouchID" THEN WHY DOES IT EXIST

now watch youtube make it worse www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

TIL it's still possible for a portable hard drive to be incompatible between mac and windows machines. thought we were past this, as a people

i realized during this visit that if i had a steam deck i could play tetris effect while i'm at my folks' place, and it's the first time i've ever considered one seriously lol

i wanna make a really busted itchio horrorslop game

Heyo! I got to take part in this! Got to draw up my favorite gal from day 1! (Ukyo's introduction was literally the first episode of Ranma I had seen)

checked in on an old friend because christmas, and she brought me up to speed on all the terrible things that happened to her this year and just like, man, people are so fucking awful to each other

yeah okay, sure