I love being a deadbeat daughter to my dad 😍 like father like daughter

I always know my mental health is in the shitter when I start using social media more often

gf and I also made Geena Davis a boyfriend but it's Mac from Earth Girls Are Easy lol

I made Ponyo dad and gave him bubbles

My biggest love/hate relationship is with showering

Don’t save her she don’t wanna be saved (ruminating)

I made Geena Davis!! 💕

I decided that today I'm going to start a daily no-stress carefree collage journal to encourage daily creativity without pressure

I love when there's drama with my bloomf-in-laws, or oomfies once removed. it's so juicy and I don't even have to be involved. Living the facebook auntie life

Mini Ada has been spawned

I wasn't built for this life I fucking hate smartphones

I felt maternal for one of my students the other day and it was because she was talking about how excited she was to see spiders at the zoo. fuck yeah bugs!!^!%

My girlfriend called me homophobic for not wanting to watch Cherry Magic: 30 Years of Virginity Could Make You a Wizard

i fucking HATE seeing wizard art and its AI. FUCK you. you don't understand wizards at all you sick fucking bastard.

World's smallest slug or world's biggest joint: a comparison from my backyard

🐞🐛🕷️🪲🐜me and the gang

Pokopia community will be like "built a cute tropical resort for all my Pokémon 🥰" and then underneath it's "built a maximum security prison for this Pokémon I hate"

I have this really ominous event in my calendar on April 2nd but it just says "Thursday" and I don't remember making it or anything interesting that's happening April 2nd??

on my day out I saw a vaginal candle, a lamp without a genie (confirmed), a bench with wooden books, and a music box that looks like a bar

Reddit allowing people to hide their comments and posts literally ruined my life. I'm way too nosy let me INNNNN!!!

gf is talking about lois griffin a lot lately

You won't fucking believe this but Pokopia can make you time travel in real life. When I opened the game it was 8 AM but when I looked up a second later it was 9 PM!! Stay safe!

Why do clothes have to die :(

New metaphysical supply store opening in my town and I straight up almost crashed the car excitedly reading the sign

I would take the pill that lets me see myself from a 3rd person perspective even though it would ruin my life

This is what it feels like to have intrusive thoughts

I asked Google if Scott Cawthon was homophobic because of a comment I saw and the AI made it clear that he's 100% homophobic

I got eye strain playing Pokopia yesterday and my girlfriend didn't feel bad for me 😕 she said it was my Pokopia gluttony. As if

The crossroad between who you've been and who you are becoming... May you fight this battle with courage.💜 #fantasy #whimsy #magic #knight #knightinshiningarmour

My girlfriend just said "girl you bring up Paradise Kiss Lois Griffin like everybody's supposed to fucking know what that is, that's just you babe!" Bye

See this is what the people want

Nobody on youraislopboresme wants to draw Paradise Kiss Lois Griffin 🙄

I'm all for suggestive artwork and even nudity, love nudity! #love the taboo and inappropriate... but people NEED to tag that shit 😭 nobody wants to open their social apps and accidentally flashbang their meemaw with alcina dimitrescu in a g-string

The rush of checking tasks off of a checklist THE GRIND NEVER STOPS

My girlfriend is repeatedly making herself sick with dehydration to make the land moist and he's still like "mmmmm yawn's only 71%..... could be a liiiiitttlle more humid around here.." ok so make it rain!!

All Slowpoke does is complain

Yet more Xena x Callisto from my patreon.com/laurenknight i may be obsessed 🫣

Fight Cloud made me laugh OUT LOUDDDD new fav emoji dropping soon

FUCK YEAHH! WOMEN'S DAY! *Rips off yesterday's "I <3 women" t-shirt to reveal another t-shirt that says "I <3 women" underneath*

Nancy 3/7/26

they stole an hour from women

my mom just told me that if my gf were a dog she'd be a borzoi and this changes everything... ITS TRUE!!! ITS MY WIFE!!!!!

Sometimes I miss when people kept shit to themselves ☠️

Monday AGAIN?

I get prettier everyday! 🌿 ☆🐞 quick digital collage

look at this tiny hermit crab we found i love the oregon coast AAAHHHHHHHH heeheeheehee

low tide 🐚🔍

posting a pic for once lolol wife and i yesterday 🤎🤎 i had shrimp and grits for the second time in my life out of a soul food truck and that shit was one of the best things i've ever put in my mouth

Pinterest is like 66% this brand of image at this point