I need to somehow unlearn 30 years of feeling like I'm in trouble for something 😣

The problem, as I see it, is me

wym i don't know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts 🥺

being told we don’t speak that “alien beaner crap” or hearing “i’m gonna call ice on you if you don’t start speaking american” (wtf is american? do they mean english?) is honestly starting to get to me 😮‍💨🙃

i just walked face first into my sliding door. i actually tried to run inside because fireworks started going off but ran straight into the glass door 🙃 my face hurts 👍🏻

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviours for someone looking to become Normal? please and thank you 🙏🏻

i would rather fail than see the ones i love and care about fail 🖤

Post with your favorite dino! (or dinos work too!) 🦕🦖 💚🖤💚🖤

they created me in a lab to brighten your days and fill your life with love so that’s what i’m doing 🖤

you are very easy to love, actually. just so you know.🖤

realizing I was autistic meant I finally understood that everyone else doesn't devote tons of mental energy towards monitoring how they speak, walk, sit, use their hands, facial expressions, verbal expressions (don't forget to smile and compliment!) etc etc 😮‍💨

neurotypicals: these are The Rules. neurotypicals: *breaks the rules* neurodivergents: ??? neurotypicals: oh yeah, there is a second, secret set of rules about which of The Rules you can break, but we don't speak about it out loud and everybody just *knows*

Hey, men. No is a full sentence.

getting overstimulated from my hair constantly touching my neck so i’m giving myself another undercut 😤🙃

i push away the people that i love the most; why? i don’t want no one to know im vulnerable; why? that makes me feel weak and so uncomfortable; why? 🎶🎧

you should be in the night sky sitting on a star ✨

you hardly touched my last nerve...are you okay? *flirting* 🖤

you know when you’re high and you’re craving something from your go to comfort place only to find out they don’t have it currently so now you’re sad. high but sad 😩

i have ibuprofen if you need it *flirting* 🖤

the lioness actually concerns herself with all kinds of things and is kinda struggling right now 👍🏻

idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that 🥰

cargo pants? uhhhh no buddy, car go beep beep and vroom vroom. you feeling alright? 🤓

*pouring love into your glass* say when 🖤

You mean to tell me I just gotta give a girl a leaf 🍁

not sure if i should make canela or arroz con leche on this beautiful chilly day 🤔

watching Frankenstein 🎥

🍓🍅🍊🥔 🍌🥚🧊🥷🏻🍇 🍓🍊 🥒☂️🍅🥚 🙂‍↕️🖤

haha the longing and yearning isn’t even that bad *throws up*

*me right after i offer you the world* i just offered them the world so idk where the rest of y'all are going to live but it can't be here 🖤

is the S or the C silent in the word scent? 🤔

I told the moon to take care of you 🌖🖤

hey do you wanna hang out later and distract each other from how horrifying everything is? i’ll even bring snacks 😖

i’m ready to share my box of mini churros with someone! i’ve got dulce de leche dip and chocolate dip 🥰

hey couldn't help but notice you make each morning worth getting up for and each night worth staying awake for. final warning ‼️

would you rather have a small goat appear every time you say your own name or have your socks scream quietly but loud enough that you could hear them every time you put them on? 🤔

just bit my tongue so hard and i’m not saying i’m crying but i might be crying 😭

Si tu es le diable, alors je te vendrai mon âme un instant, juste pour te montrer que je t'appartiens 🖤

i give up 🏳️

thinking of deleting assassins creed black flag because i keep getting stuck in the same spot every time 😖 i’ve restarted multiple times and i end up stuck once again.

you can’t hurt me my little nightmare looked me dead in the eye and asked why i wasn’t at work and when i told her it was my day off she said “i didn’t know santa elves got days off”…i just wanna talk with whoever taught her that 😭😭🥊

i’m craving a chili dog and chili cheese fries 😩

"bro" but in a "i want to stargaze with you" type of way ✨🖤

critical thinking skills are cancelled! they have now been replaced with the constant desire to hold hands with someone 🤝🏻🖤

all i want is a pet mosasaurus 😭 they’re so cute!

they said they have nightmares so i will simply learn how to astral project so i can protect them in their dreams 🖤

would you rather be able to teleport but only places where people are currently microwaving something or fly but only as fast as you can crawl? 🤔

if you read this i am turning you into a spinosaurus 🫶🏻