Okay we’re gonna put you in an environment of three hundred or so peers that will develop insane webs of dynamics. They’re all horny as shit, and have not yet developed ethics or principles. Decide the archetype you want 2 b to orient yourself properly NOW. You r fourteen years old. Good luck

I’m not even gonna explain the minutia of lesbian DV statistics to anybody that brings them up I’ll say YES WE BEAT EACH OTHER AND WE LIKE IT 🙋

alien dog i guess

ASHNIKKO is always singing over a LISA the Painful beat

You’re not even scared of being controlled you’re just scared you’ll like it

Everything I learn from shonen anime I successfully apply to sex

self portrait (vision, visage, victor)

I feel terrible for all the snarky needless comments I made towards people but I can’t help but feel having such a rancid personality when I was younger protected me. Though from what I’m not sure. Maybe this is the post-hoc lie of that same personality.

2023

A long-neglected restroom, most likely in an out of the way highway rest area building, or maybe a park.

sixteen y/o coworker just revealed to me she saw me at the deli I worked at five years ago and that it was a core memory for her *eye twitch*

Everybody is being so nice in my tumblr inbox today!! Aww ❤️ people are so sweet. Why? Am I about to die

This is my bag I made from scratch. I recently added a large storage compartment in the back to accommodate more items. I love it and its an extension of Sichy

Everytime I think about this comic I enter a five day funk

when 2 girls walk side-by-side and take not a single care to avoid bumping their shoulders and elbows and wrists and hands and fingers together 🥹🥹

Is <20 minute lesbian sex to completion even scientifically feasible

roleplaying as someone who matters

pokemiku for a stamp rally

patpatpatpatpat

coworker: everytime I see or think about black mold… I think about you… cuz well… I know how much you like it..

so if you need to be mean be mean to me

Maggie Plays in the Sprinkler

more stuff i did in high school 😋

Here’s my Fakemon….. Slowqueen…. Can be either gender.

As a bimbofied man that shares the same body as the anima that has completely and utterly enslaved me,

the angel of plastic ring adornments and aluminum stomach shrapnel comes to me

2023

I am impervious to all psychic attack because I have attached my psyche to a rock in the Donegal Highlands

painting from 2022

A few works by Trevor Turbo Brown (Latje Latje man, 1967-2017)

got to the chimera ant arc… told my partner that were about to get introduced to a character I think he’ll really like. he goes “ohhh is he emo!!!” [aside: there’s been two or three emo boys at this point n he barely gave a gaff]. “Uuuuhhhhh. I don’t know how to answer that”

Theory of mind is when you introject someone

Did you just develop an alter of me?

[otherwise having a pleasant conversation, touches your shoulder] Haha… you know, you and I are not on the same level

Everything is about sex. Except sex which is about car

I am part of a generation of new human being with epigenetic adaptions that allow me to have clear skin only when my diet consists of grease and sodium

Hmm! "a free coffee on the house". Free means you didn't pay for it. On the house means the barista paid for it. Neither are true. You paid for it by buying there regularly over months. The barista got paid for it by charging you a little more for each cup. Sorry to ruin your day.

Textures

what appealed about Pokémon to me when I was younger was the shake-up of animal schema. you can’t compare a Pokémon with a real animal well. Even calling Pikachu a rat feels like a stretch. it opens up for fluid thought. so I understand seeing them and thinking “demonic!”: evading category

A Festive Painting In Accordance With The Customs of My People