looked into the window of one of the heritage center workers and he was just reading Calvin and Hobbes on his computer

Restless

disposable peon hunter: chairman we have located the target… and he looks like to be the bratty bitch boy bottom sub type…. netero: I know just the guy

A threesome just feels like so many variables to keep track of

Pedro Friedeberg, Who Ate The Dice, 1972

Rex will only get the surgery when they can do foreskin too

Lesbians will look you straight in the eyes when they mention their “male character exception” and show you a picture of this

You want to me to be more vulnerable in our relationship? Oh my god. Do you know who else fetishizes vulnerability. Freaking. Pedophiles.

If you’re funny at work they will reward you with money

Panty Shot Procession of the Cisterns

Euphoria is a first step in popularizing the ryona genre in the United States

You are not Pinkie Pie. I am not Pinkie Pie. Trisha Paytas is Pinkie Pie

Okay we’re gonna put you in an environment of three hundred or so peers that will develop insane webs of dynamics. They’re all horny as shit, and have not yet developed ethics or principles. Decide the archetype you want 2 b to orient yourself properly NOW. You r fourteen years old. Good luck

I’m not even gonna explain the minutia of lesbian DV statistics to anybody that brings them up I’ll say YES WE BEAT EACH OTHER AND WE LIKE IT 🙋

alien dog i guess

ASHNIKKO is always singing over a LISA the Painful beat

You’re not even scared of being controlled you’re just scared you’ll like it

Everything I learn from shonen anime I successfully apply to sex

self portrait (vision, visage, victor)

I feel terrible for all the snarky needless comments I made towards people but I can’t help but feel having such a rancid personality when I was younger protected me. Though from what I’m not sure. Maybe this is the post-hoc lie of that same personality.

2023

A long-neglected restroom, most likely in an out of the way highway rest area building, or maybe a park.

sixteen y/o coworker just revealed to me she saw me at the deli I worked at five years ago and that it was a core memory for her *eye twitch*

Everybody is being so nice in my tumblr inbox today!! Aww ❤️ people are so sweet. Why? Am I about to die

This is my bag I made from scratch. I recently added a large storage compartment in the back to accommodate more items. I love it and its an extension of Sichy

Everytime I think about this comic I enter a five day funk

when 2 girls walk side-by-side and take not a single care to avoid bumping their shoulders and elbows and wrists and hands and fingers together 🥹🥹

Is <20 minute lesbian sex to completion even scientifically feasible

roleplaying as someone who matters

pokemiku for a stamp rally

patpatpatpatpat

coworker: everytime I see or think about black mold… I think about you… cuz well… I know how much you like it..

so if you need to be mean be mean to me

Maggie Plays in the Sprinkler

more stuff i did in high school 😋

Here’s my Fakemon….. Slowqueen…. Can be either gender.

As a bimbofied man that shares the same body as the anima that has completely and utterly enslaved me,

the angel of plastic ring adornments and aluminum stomach shrapnel comes to me

2023

I am impervious to all psychic attack because I have attached my psyche to a rock in the Donegal Highlands

painting from 2022