thinking about veronica de sade

dung beetle talking to the other insects: you're all SLEEPING on caca

spaghetti!

berries and cream berries and cream i'm a little lad who loves berries and cream

homer + barney + moe

gonna try a new capcom franchise do i go resident evil first or devil may cry first. i am interested in both a lot

onceeeeeeeeeee there was this kid who

remembering a moment in junior high where my friend was like "dude did you watch jontron sing firework it was epic as hell" and i said "no"

women

i was playing 15-floor MD yesterday and the background fucked up during heathcliff the heartbroken why are we in scooby-doo

lei heng's head violently exploding is straight up one of the funniest thing in limbus company so far i don't think his death was meant to be funny, just badass but it was funny as shit man idk

i fucking NEED her

my posts are so dogshit lately i'm sorry 😭

onceeeeee there was this kid who got a rizz labubu and damn daniel'd in the school

you know that family guy song peter sings where he's like "i neeeed aaaaa jewwww" what if instead he was like "i neeeed laaaabubuuuuu"

ain't that a real motherfu

onceeeeeee there was a kid who played limbus company mobile and got bullied at the school

when the mozzarella sticks are done

the way i frowned

the way i frowned

for anyone who was wondering, i turned lei heng into lasagna

fuck this crab in particular

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do you guys like him

santa: ho ho ho! what would you like for christmas, little girl? little girl: labubu! santa: hey... what do you think the labubus want for christmas? little girl: huh? santa: *crying* labubu.......

WHEN IT SNAPPED MY COMPASS WAS SWALLOWED BY THE SEA

when the fajitas come out SIZZLIN

You Want To Get Beat? Hurtily?

open the curtains lights on don't miss a moment of this experiment oh the book is strange like clockwork orange KEEP YOUR EYES BUTTERED TILL THE ENDDDD

onceeeeeeeee there was a hamster he ate up all the cables and turned into macaroni

she's so hot why is she a cannibal can't she just use different meat....

just listened to mmm mmm mmm mmm for my first time what was that man

did you hear that? friedla chicken! fri- *PRRRRPFPHHH* ow~

what did satan do to get suspended

AMERICAN TASTEFOOD

when i first played bakamitai in yakuza 0 i had the volume super low so instead of "i sing for you", i thought kiryu said "ba be ba be be ba be"

ONE TWO ONE TWO THREE FOUR

ok man

chat is this good

john legend if he was rizzing: even when you're hawking you're beautiful tuah

this fucking video bruh

why did he drop bars

this is fucking frying me dude

hate this gif

this island needs a hero!

fried chicken wings i know you love chicken wings all i need is a chicken wing and some muuuustard

do you think when m&ms have protected sex they say APPROACHING SPERM BARRIER