i used to be on a baseball team as a kid and one time when i hit the ball i did this pose and someone caught it while i was doing it and i got an out

that's enough takashi posting for today

when your young sister calls you onii-chan!

when you shit a gangster but you pants

the beatles if they were japanese chairmen of crime syndicate

when you shit your pants but you a gangster

Back In My Day Cheese Nips Were Called: Cheesed. Squares i don't think that was ever a thing, boss Are You Still Talking? Tell Nabisco To Cookie Up Some Cheesed Squares Right Now.

No. They Did Not Discontinue Cheese Nips. Those Were My Favorite. boss, those were discontinued six years ago I Like Cheese Nips. Give Me Cheesed Nips.

the cat who was ignoring me and scared of me who was a victim of abuse in his old home has been rubbing his head up to me and letting me pet him all day. hm

i hate continuously venting on bsky. i have nothing else. i'm sorry

i need a job so fucking bad. let me be a functioning member of society. please, i'll take any kind of occupation, i am so desperate

absolutely rotting these days. no eating, no drinking besides an occasional bottle of water, just staying in bed

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depression is actually kicking my ass so hard. i haven't left the house, or even my room, in days

i wish i wasn't an envious person. i just hate how people only message me because they want something out of it and that i lack the tools, funds, or basic skills to do anything with my life

you hear THAT, eggman? nuggies are *back* on the menu!

5:36 paynus!!

WHAT THE FUCK

do you think when rosalina did her first midair twirl in wonder and realized she couldn't do the star spin she was just like "what the fuck"

me shooting mr shakedown 20 times in the face with the slime gun because i'm bored

a rare instance in my life where i am happy about myself as a person. how heartwarming

is there something i'm missing with the media king disco fight in yakuza 0? first time i do the song near perfectly with a bunch of steps and mess up near the end and lose by a few hundred, my second try i fuck up way more, but beat the media king by a few hundred is it luck? 😭

ludwig von koopa makes a funny noise and dies

callisto hong lu is hot but he'd be hotter if he put that organ down 💔

borderline satanic level design

🪳 have you seen my caca?

i love my followers

my head hurts so bad from stress. i wish i was a normal adult living on my own with a job

ever since i called the police because of my father and brother physically fighting, i've felt nothing but regret. my brother hates me and wants nothing to do with me anymore, and i get that. how do i get over the guilt? if i supposedly did the correct thing, why do i feel like i ruined everything?

meme supermarket be like: we're out of 67!

spamton

as a newcomer to yakuza, i very much hate those fucking mannequins in the tatsu training stages that shoot you

excited for the mario & wario movie 4d experience with real farting technology coming 2029

what if a hamster did a backflip onto a skateboard

that

hmmm, the final toad brigade missions in super mario bros wonder's upgrade require you to beat the "hard mode" versions of the bosses without getting hit this will either be very easy or very fucking annoying

Not gerbil, sir. A hamster! Gerbils are more streamlined and hamsters have a tendency to be fluffier.

okay so i know the meat of the bellabel park upgrade is the multiplayer and the challenges, but wow the levels for the koopalings sucked and felt super uninspired

trueeeee

god... if i went to her Ranch i'd make sure i was Dressing for the occasion

paynus!!

wait i have a japanese nintendo switch account can't i download the tomodachi life demo rn

this guy is legitimately so fucking funny

idk if i'm coming off as The Man Who Is Too Woke, but yakuza 0 has a ton of quests where kiryu and majima just get sexually assaulted for no reason and it's kind of painful 😭