Smart Aleck Comedy
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Definitely not three monkeys in a trench coat.
Put him on a rocket, and shoot it into the Sun.
www.currentaffairs.org/news/how-elo...
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How Elon Musk Killed Hundreds of Thousands of People
Former USAID global health official Nicholas Enrich explains the catastrophic human toll of DOGE's cuts to the agency.
https://www.currentaffairs.org/news/how-elon-musk-killed-hundreds-of-thousands-of-people
8 days ago
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Sarah Conner didn't destroy Skynet so you can use AI. Pick up a pencil instead.
#terminator
8 days ago
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Unless everyone has the right to habeas corpus, no one does.
thelensnola.org/2026/05/23/u...
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U.S. citizen stopped in Lafayette, shackled, and detained in Louisiana ICE facility | The Lens
The U.S.-born young mother presented ICE and sheriffâs deputies with her ID and Social Security card. Agents took her anyway.
https://thelensnola.org/2026/05/23/u-s-citizen-stopped-in-lafayette-shackled-and-detained-in-louisiana-ice-facility/
14 days ago
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Happy Superman Day! Check out our Superman Animated Mashup!
#SupermanDay
#superman
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTLI...
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Superman: The Animated Series Movie Mashup Trailer
YouTube video by Smart Aleck Comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTLI7USghEg
about 2 months ago
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Another one bites the dust.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Orbån era swept away by Péter Magyar's Hungary election landslide
Viktor OrbĂĄn's 16-year rule is over, defeated by a 45-year-old ex-party insider who convinced a majority of Hungarians to oust him.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd9vg782kx7o
about 2 months ago
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They finally made a Warhammer musical that's TOTALLY NOT an April Fool's joke!
#warhammer40k
www.youtube.com/watch?v=59NO...
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The Emperor Protects: A Warhammer 40,000 Musical
YouTube video by Warhammer 40,000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59NORGNnWlQ
2 months ago
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Warhammer 40k cosplays from Rose City Comic Con 2025! My cosplay is the Tech Priest! Praise the Omnissiah!
#warhammer
#warhammer40k
#spacemarine
#techpriest
#krieg
2 months ago
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The Baron of Hell Mask from DOOM 3DO - Portland Retro Gaming Expo 2025 "The FMV segments of DOOM for the 3DO were shot independently of game development. Too late to incorporate, the footage was abandoned and forgotten."
#doom
#retrogames
#doomslayer
#doomguy
#retrogaming
2 months ago
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Because of course they did.
techcrunch.com/2026/03/10/d...
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DOGE employee stole Social Security data and put it on a thumb drive, report says | TechCrunch
A whistleblower is accusing a former DOGE member of stealing a large number of Americansâ personal data while he was working at the Social Security Administration, with the plan of using it at his new...
https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/10/doge-employee-stole-social-security-data-and-put-it-on-a-thumb-drive-report-says/
3 months ago
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Check out our cosplay music video from Rose City Comic Con!
#cosplay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hoct...
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Army - Cosplay Music Video - Rose City Comic Con 2025
YouTube video by Smart Aleck Comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoctvfkGKiU
3 months ago
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They're going after mail-in ballots.
apnews.com/article/supr...
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Supreme Court rules the Postal Service can't be sued, even when mail is intentionally not delivered
A divided Supreme Court has ruled that Americans canât sue the U.S. Postal Service, even when employees deliberately refuse to deliver mail.
https://apnews.com/article/supreme-court-postal-service-missing-mail-7ce97a5b7d56373cdeaa6ecc9a9132f5
3 months ago
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Went over a lot of these fun Simpsons facts when I was a Portland tour guide.
#simpsons
www.npr.org/2026/02/12/n...
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The 800th 'The Simpsons' episode is set in Philadelphia. But Portland is in its DNA
As The Simpsons celebrates a landmark episode, a tour of creator Matt Groening's hometown reveals the real-world Portland landmarks behind characters like Ned Flanders and Sideshow Bob.
https://www.npr.org/2026/02/12/nx-s1-5703618/simpsons-portland-800th-episode-bill-oakley
4 months ago
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ICE are the stormtroopers, both the historical and the Star Wars kind.
4 months ago
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The video of the event is disturbing, so I'm not posting it directly, but it's cold blooded murder.
time.com/7357547/minn...
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Federal Agents Kill Another Person in Minneapolis
The shooting comes two weeks after the killing of Renee Good by an immigration agent in the city, which sparked protests
https://time.com/7357547/minneapolis-shooting-ice-agent/
4 months ago
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The video of the event is pretty disturbing so I'm not posting it directly, but there's a link to it in the article. This is authoritarianism, plain and simple.
www.npr.org/2026/01/07/n...
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What we know so far about the fatal ICE shooting of a Minneapolis woman
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said she spoke with Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and acknowledged that they hold "very different viewpoints" on the shooting that killed a 37-year-old woman.
https://www.npr.org/2026/01/07/nx-s1-5670289/ice-minneapolis-shooting-immigration-crackdown
5 months ago
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My final Stranger Things/Gravity Falls mashup trailer!
#strangerthings
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BMy...
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Gravity Falls/Stranger Things 5 | Finale Mashup Trailer
YouTube video by Smart Aleck Comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BMyWxCqjaM
5 months ago
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My thoughts on generative AI.
#warhammer40k
5 months ago
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I made a Stranger Things/Gravity Falls mashup trailer!
#strangerthings
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4mI...
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Gravity Falls/Stranger Things 5 | Volume 2 Mashup Trailer
YouTube video by Smart Aleck Comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4mIxda25bw
5 months ago
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#ZOOTOPIA
6 months ago
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Absolutely disgusting.
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Immigrants Approved for Citizenship âPlucked Outâ of Line Moments Before Pledging Allegiance: Report
Immigrants lined up to become U.S. citizens in Boston on Dec. 4 were pulled from line by USCIS officials moments before the ceremony. The incident comes after USCIS told employees to halt all immigrat...
https://people.com/immigrants-approved-for-citizenship-pulled-out-by-officials-at-oath-ceremony-11863779
6 months ago
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People that have an A.I. profile picture are the same people that expect stores to be open on Christmas.
#christmas
6 months ago
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So I did some stand-up comedy, mostly about Star Trek.
#startrek
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-Zz...
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My Bedsheets Are Blueprints of the Starship Enterprise
YouTube video by Smart Aleck Comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-ZzP4YciNk
7 months ago
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Seeing the Stranger Things kids as adults is making my knees and back hurt.
#strangerthings
7 months ago
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Saw an advanced screening of Predator: Badlands. Here's my one minute review:
www.youtube.com/shorts/Kq5WL...
#predator
#predatorbadlands
#weylandyutani
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Predator: Badlands One Minute Movie Review
YouTube video by Smart Aleck Comedy
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Kq5WLNe_3kQ
7 months ago
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Somehow even my Facebook timeline knew it was Sanguinius.
#warhammer40k
7 months ago
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My thoughts on ICE using Halo's Flood for recruitment, pretty gross. The real brain worm is in RFK Jr's head.
#Halo
7 months ago
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I couldn't sleep, so I put on the Warhammer 40k: Mechanicus soundtrack and rebuilt a computer.
#warhammer40k
#mechanicus
8 months ago
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reposted by
Smart Aleck Comedy
Seth Cotlar
8 months ago
Motion to refer to RFK as Rumpledforeskin from this point forward.
add a skeleton here at some point
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I got $37.75 from the class action lawsuit against Facebook. I guess that's what my data privacy is worth.
#Facebook
8 months ago
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Be like Shaxs.
#startrek
8 months ago
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That Black Hawk helicopter circling every few minutes sure is loud.
#Portland
8 months ago
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Check out our cosplay music video from Emerald City Comic Con 2025!
#cosplay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QEl...
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Phoenix - Cosplay Music Video - Emerald City Comic Con 2025
YouTube video by Smart Aleck Comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QElvTi4PK0
8 months ago
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âTo announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.â - Theodore Roosevelt
9 months ago
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I guess he's going after Indiana Jones then.
#Trump
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Trump targets antifa movement as 'terrorist organization'
U.S. President Donald Trump on Wednesday signaled new action against left-wing groups following the assassination of right-wing political activist Charlie Kirk, targeting the anti-fascist antifa movement as a "terrorist organization."
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-targets-antifa-movement-terrorist-organization-2025-09-18/
9 months ago
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Labubus are just Beanie Babies with loot boxes.
#labubu
9 months ago
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It's fun when you buy an out of print book for $100 on eBay, and then find a new edition at the store for $15 a few months later.
#books
9 months ago
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The fabulous
@mithril-cosplays.bsky.social
as a Warhammer 40k Tech Priest! Praise the Omnissiah!
#warhammer
#warhammer40k
#techpriest
10 months ago
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My Tech Priest cosplay! Praise the Omnissiah!
#techpriest
#warhammer
#warhammer40k
10 months ago
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My Tech Priest cosplay is the one on the left. Praise the Omnissiah!
#warhammer40k
10 months ago
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Check out our Superman: The Animated Series movie mashup trailer!
#superman
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTLI...
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Superman: The Animated Series Movie Mashup Trailer
YouTube video by Smart Aleck Comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTLI7USghEg
11 months ago
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"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state. The other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." - Commander Adama, Battlestar Galactica
12 months ago
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reposted by
Smart Aleck Comedy
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
about 1 year ago
the only way they could be clearer is by opening every single book they publish with a note that the Imperium is the absolute worst and cruelest government that has ever existed anywhere and life inside it is a ceaseless nightmare for close to 100% of its inhabitants
add a skeleton here at some point
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Happy Alien Day! LV-426
#ALIENDAY
about 1 year ago
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reposted by
Smart Aleck Comedy
Bart King
about 1 year ago
There's prescient, and then there's this "Puck" cover from 1908.
www.loc.gov/item/2011647...
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I. CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING. Please send help.
#nakedgun
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8-N...
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The Naked Gun | Official Teaser Trailer (2025 Movie) - Liam Neeson, Pamela Anderson
YouTube video by Paramount Pictures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8-N8IIq_8I
about 1 year ago
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And when we needed them the most, they returned.
#southpark
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUIK...
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South Park | Season 27 Teaser
YouTube video by South Park Studios
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUIK01ek-Ko
about 1 year ago
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Filibustin' dat ass! And in this case, the ass is the Senate.
#filibuster
about 1 year ago
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Everything is normal and we have a non-criminal President. No wait, I mean April Fools!
#AprilFools
about 1 year ago
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www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Yale professor who studies fascism fleeing US to work in Canada
Jason Stanley, who says grandmother fled Berlin with his father in 1939, says US may become âfascist dictatorshipâ
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/26/yale-professor-fascism-canada
about 1 year ago
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Check out our cosplay music video from Rose City Comic Con!
#cosplay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kabS...
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Never Have I Felt This - Cosplay Music Video - Rose City Comic Con 2024
YouTube video by Smart Aleck Comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kabSp2qd7FY
over 1 year ago
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