Saphhics, tag yourself!~ im the robot

lmao bro don't you ever feel like you're on the outside of some sitcom set, watching the normal people play out their simple but beautiful roles, and it aches inside you that you're not on stage with them? that life is one big show you're not part of? no? oh lol sorry uh here's your vape sorry lol

we really used to carry all 3 of these just for a night out !!!

You're telling me I can game on this cube?

You're telling me I can play on this station?

Mental check-in... Meme only.

a flock of trans women is called a sorry

The common Internet Puppygirl 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘶𝘴 can be seen regularly all around bluesky, begging friends and strangers alike for virtual pets & praise

4/8 done *melting* 💾 💀

2/7 pieces of homework done 😵 💀 Am tired already and would like to lay down Dis homework is due next week *Crying profusely*

I believe in you, little guy

Me n who

Imagine trying to go after valve instead of kalshi or polymarket

Feeling cute today wearing my own merch 💋 💾 🫶 🎵 💿 ✨

My song Exodus is about this open.spotify.com/track/6IRdDX...

[experiences one inconvenience] well now my whole day has been thrown off and clearly i need—nay, i DESERVE—to rest my little head on my pillow and curl up in my blankies for ten hours

language barrier

Just another thing you don't see in LA because the ground is full of toxins and there is no wildlife except rats and birds n the occasional stray cat/dog

the human brain is so funny like what do you mean if you don't eat and stay hydrated sometimes you'll just get intrusive thoughts about how nobody likes you and everyone wishes you'd disappear. imagine if when your computer hit a power limit it started asking if u were mad at it and saying sorry

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

Oh my lord the sound of my roommate watching TikTok at full volume on his phone right outside my bedroom is driving my insane Literally more screams than the mental institution

Oops. Turns out Persona, Discord’s age-verification service, was secretly screening selfies against government watchlists AND accessible by the feds. It's backed by Peter Thiel. “The state wants to see everything. The corporations want to see everything. And they've learned to work together.”

This is how I want to commit sweet peaceful sewerslide

Just had to unsuccessfully lockpick n then kick in my own door because I left my door to my room open so it would get heat, and also forgot my keys, when I went to the store My roommate who closed the door? Watching TikTok after saying through Google translate "I don't know how to help you." 🤬🤬🤬🤬

thank you guys so much for always supporting me 🥺 🏳️‍⚧️💾💋 just noticed (bcuz late analytics) ppl actually bought my album on Beatport in Oct @ release so ty so much! Also @rachelgdoteth.bsky.social acc hit 300 follows so ty for that too here's my latest blog post: cachecrashmusic.com/blogs/test/p...

They should make Pokémon branded Viagra called PP Up

Little Caesars is the Taco Bell of pizza and I mean that in a good way

"This is my girlfriend, ChatGPT." "This is my boyfriend, Claude." ... "Hey nice place, thanks for having me over. Where can I plug in my partner? They'll need a moment to boot up."

thank you guys so much for always supporting me 🥺 🏳️‍⚧️💾💋 just noticed (bcuz late analytics) ppl actually bought my album on Beatport in Oct @ release so ty so much! Also @rachelgdoteth.bsky.social acc hit 300 follows so ty for that too here's my latest blog post: cachecrashmusic.com/blogs/test/p...

Not the lady at the Ross store forcing my friend to go in the men's dressing room and refusing to let her try on a bra 😭

This & studying primates basically cured my autism. /joking tone

Being nice to trans people really did turn out to be a load bearing part of liberal democracy ey

Me, creating my own record label:

iykyk 💾🎵💋💿✨ . . . . . About to draw up new prices for music lessons on a sliding scale per income, as well Also starting a Fiverr and other pages soon for selling mixing/mastering and ghost production services Instagram audience doesn't care about that but I know you guys do ❤️‍🩹 ily queer fam 🫶

awoooo (thoughtfully)

age regressing except it went wrong and im regressing to the sad 13 year old version of me longingly reading genderswap manga and fervently praying i would wake up a girl every day

Lesson I learned from most recent hookup mistake is that: ANYONE can call me a "good girl" n treat me like a puppy + ANYONE can fuck me decently if I communicate The real hard part is finding someone with an intellect that can keep up with me - because most people are intensely stupid.

I want my free boneless chicken wings.

Social media is like an MMO but the crits are irl psychic damage.

Me.IRL If I ever become Taylor Swift levels of musically wealthy my actual 100% real plan is to go through GoFundMe like once a month and fund every trans person's transition goals until I'm broke again And in the little comment section I'd just say "go listen to @cachecrashmusic.bsky.social "

Could've been nightclubs in the desert but they found money for cruelty not culture once againnnnnnnnnnnnn

This is the America I believe in. 🫡

I just read this one on reddit and the bit where she says she can't stop paying for chatgpt *because it told her not to* made my skin crawl

apparent homogeneity on a for-profit media platform is seldom an accident and never innocent

This is me but music