platonically jerks u off to completion all over my hand

Like lady and the tramp style, it's just a meal that we both share that taste so good we don't mind when our tongues meet in the middle. Just some licking up cum between friends

*kisses it*

Making a tinder and Grindr profile named Dave with the description listing him as a 300lb police officer and using this as the picture

@girlsloving.bsky.social I love your account so much Followers, you'll love this account lol

this is someone's fetish but it ain't mine lmfao 😂

Ballers

Also pls follow on insta, it's the metric people look at when they're booking me for shows (for some reason) 😭 www.instagram.com/cachecrashmu... 💾🫶😘

we need to implement communism in the united states as quickly as possible

Free use office girlie who's trying to give a presentation to the board but people keep putting their dicks in her mouth.

L O U D E R

TRAGIC: girl realizes there’s more to transition than just taking hrt and you have to actually put effort in

Honestly goals If I lived in SD I would've gone, no way I could've afforded to travel though.

I wonder what happened to the Wyrmrest Accord server blade... So much ERP happened on that thing

your search box should not be so shit that I have to slap together a web scraper

"You don't need to look pretty; you can come out in your PJs" and "whose side are you on? There is no neutral."

parts of me: you cannot tell me what to do, im independent, im WELL VERSED AND DO NOT NEED HELP YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO OR ENFORCE IT I AM UNGROUNDABLE also parts of me: when i get parented in a healthy way i cum

I deserve to be a dog girl with tummy titties

I've been living by this list for the most part and any time I've deviated from it has been a disaster to say the least, so can I get some praise for writing a good list? 1 hits especially hard

Once in a blue moon....

this, it would be so hot 🥵🤤

Good one today ❤️‍🩹

I think about this often

Trans version of this is: He doesn't get a blowjob if he won't give her one

“Yep, it’s still there…”

vrchat beats out all other “virtual experiences” bec people pour their heart and souls into everything they make

OMG this is so cute 🥺🥰 I wish someone loved me like this

Me and who

Talk to the man about a photo! Better camera than any phone! Cheap!

My first WoW roleplay experience was on a private server just after the first Twilight movie came out n everyone in stormwind was role-playing vampires but there was a tiny faction playing as werewolves n I couldn't decide n ended up creating an impromptu drama about indecision choosing a faction

i'm always thinking about cuddling

Biggest culture shock after moving to LA. Hangout time has to be planned because everyone lives cross town

Cool jam by cool person

healslut implies the existence of dps chastity and the long-rumored tank cuckold

Need to be called a good girl while somone has one hand around my throat and the other slowly making it's way down my pants....

Regretted that immediately. Any of my LA contacts want to hook me up with your friends? T4T pls I look like this Send me on a blind date with someone equivalently attractive and respectful, every dating app in LA is filled with men labeling themselves as lesbians 😭🤮💀

I'm so lonely tonight, I might reinstall Lex and hornypost there...

So Elon Musk came in after a rigged election with a fully illegitimate DOGE, dismantled our government, stole our money, sold our data, gave himself government contracts, and now he’ll become a trillionaire. See how that works?

girl penis hallelujah

Also pls follow on insta, it's the metric people look at when they're booking me for shows (for some reason) 😭 www.instagram.com/cachecrashmu... 💾🫶😘

Those vampires are the only ones who can afford houses AT ALL how long until the market is entirely their transactions?! 💀

bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass

Please buy/stream my art Everyone in LA bullies or dismisses me because I don't have enough followers, especially on Instagram where I'm @cachecrashmusic , and I'm running out of savings and soon I'll be homeless and won't be able to make any music or buy HRT

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

I miss having cats

I say this to myself in the mirror

Both girls are me