A good “how online were you in 2015/2016” test: what did he say between these two pictures? Real ones know.

Been laughing at this for 45 minutes straight

Leftist dudes falling on their swords over Platner, while trying to point out how they like his masculinity is exactly what conservative men have been doing to Trump over the last ten years. It's the same thing.

Indiana being a two-team state is wild.

It's probably a good idea whenever it comes to a political candidate to not get too attached to them or make sweeping positive judgments about them if you don't know them, haven't organized with them, and if you don't have a long record to scrutinize. These people deserve our scrutiny.

Surprised to (again) learn Platner is a piece of shit

Lmao

“These are only temporary pauses” is honestly applicable to everything republicans do. And somehow it’s like people forget what they do when they have power and are a year or more away from reelection.

This is the inverse of Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy

why does anyone even bother trying to be serious when this is how you become a trillionaire in our society?

I used to work loss prevention at best buy and we’d lock up Stones DVDS gtfoh with this nonsense

This is what America looks like when its leaders are motivated by wanting Joe Rogan to think they’re cool

If you are an extremely online type of politics doer, I super encourage you to spend five minutes talking to a “normal” person and you will see much of their politics (in so much as they exist) are wildly incoherent. People just do not spend a lot of time with this stuff.

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Doesn’t the money belong to Venezuelans?

Jfc dude

I remember when berry Weiss was just a leinenkugels you would make your son drink if he was being a pussy

“Series of tubes” gets an AI rebrand

Hmmm

At least “jet flies into World Trade Center” is active voice! This is wild sentence construction.

As a verified Clapton hater, this speaks to me 👌🏻

If you’re wondering how gas prices are playing here in Indiana, it’s Biden’s fault for closing the pipeline. Tbh a real lesson for Dems who believe “affordability” is a winner.

It’s hard to state how big a fucking loser you are to care about this at all. Like just the absolute dumbest shit ever.

Buying a telecaster but putting humbuckers in it is cultural appropriation

I cannot get over the visuals of this photo.

There’s like no recognition at all with these people that the blue collar workers are the ones making their restaurants profitable.

Isn’t the entire point of the House that you represent your district, not the entire state? Like that’s literally the whole thing

It’s just John Schnatter saying the N word over Zoom

Why’d all the women dress like a lilac gradient

Vowing to prove the haters wrong lmao they really are just like us

When they ask you in a job interview if you have any question, honestly the best one you could ask is “have you ever yelled at an employee?” and I think their reaction would tell you everything you needed to know

A shocking number of things have logos that look like buttholes

The best analogy I can think of for Dem futility: you’re playing baseball. The ump says when the blue team pitches, the strike zone is the normal zone, but when the red team pitches, every pitch is a strike no matter what. Dems will be like “take the first few pitches. Make him throw you a strike.”

Gotta be better than the original

The reason people keep yelling at the Dems to "DO SOMETHING" is because you can toss a stone in any direction in this country and it’ll land somewhere that elected Republicans are merrily rolling back people’s rights through the subversion of what few "norms" may have kept this country afloat

I can’t tell if these people realize “it was put to a vote, the vote succeeded, but oh well what can ya do now” is 100% a thing that highlights how pointless it is to vote for you. If you are not going to do anything to fight stuff like this, why should anyone vote for you.

Been seeing a lot of these posts. This Dick fellow goes hard af

Rawdogging this (not wearing a glove) is crazy

Rep. @brotherjones.bsky.social burns a confederate flag in the rotunda after the House passed 9-0 maps stripping Memphis of representation… #Memphis #JimCrow @MarshaBlackburn @GovBillLee

“This child flipped me off. This is an act of terrorism and he deserves death” is a perfect encapsulation of white suburbia, where everybody is a psychopath with insatiable bloodlust brewing *just* below the surface

*the most unbearable guy you know who happens to also be an expert on Bouffon training* ACTUALLY clowns are not comedic actors but students of grotesque physical comedy and social satire

Alabama republicans powering through the swarm of locusts to push their racist bill

I mean, how do you even combat this level of coordinated propaganda

*but in a progressive way* obummer

Man I thought Ted Turner died in like 1995

Dawkins spending his entire career berating basically pretty normal people for being so stupid as to believe in God and then immediately giving himself Roko's Basilisk Derangement Syndrome after talking to the AI catgirl waifus is just the funniest shit.

Fuck this guy also that is not what paraphrase means