If I’m not mistaken a (former) buddy moved out to LA and worked at a Best Buy and the bassist from The Knack was a customer and introduced himself as the bassist from The Knack and when the buddy didn’t know the band, the bassist walked him over to the CD department and showed him their album lol

Does this count as an insult??

Some people you defeat, not convince.

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

staffer: you talked to the little girls? trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked staffer: what

Coquito is good af fwiw

Once upon a time, in a world before folks seemingly realized Will’s point here, the Republican Party spurned Trump and he did what they always do: left the party and threatened to start a new one.

a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile

I don’t think the Epstein-to-Nassar letter seems real, but it seems extra silly for folks to be so eagerly embracing it as true when there’s like a billion other things we already know that suggest Trump is a pedophile

Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges

Dude on the left looks like Andy samberg doing a bit

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

Funny to do this on the heels of a loser season

Its so funny to think Weiss was (and probably still does!) championing herself as part of that intellectual dark web when she’s really just a propagandist for would-be fascists

Winston Smith’s job in 1984 is to rewrite news stories and historical documents so they don’t contradict anything the Party says

Fwiw I think the “apologize for being white” thing is very clearly about making sure white people don’t feel an obligation to alleviate past injustices or make society fairer. Ultimately to do that you have to raise taxes and the billionaires holding Vance’s leash don’t want that.

I remember late 2020 when my NPO underwent DEI training as the first time I started to hear folks saying shit like “trying to make you feel guilty for being white.” It’s really something how victimized fellow whites feel when the concept of empathy for another group is even broached.

Fringe is streaming on Hulu! This is not a drill. You can watch Fringe now!

Blessings to this lil gopher watching over the ‘henge

Just wants Bears fans to know I saw a real grumpy packers fan at wing stop mere MINUTES after the end of tonight’s game. Standing there shaking his head at the highlights in the tv while he waited for his order lmao

This is the funniest shit “in the traditional ways of our ancestors” fucking nerds lmao

[jar jar binks voice] hailsa folk!

Buried the lede here imo

The fact that the release was heavily redacted is not mentioned until like 12 paragraphs into this story.

I’m gonna be honest here in that I literally could not care less about my “heritage.” What a bunch of fucking dorks these people are

nothing to see here

Shoulda gone The Donal Logue Center tbh

Andrew’s is one of the more wild things you can read. From “I don’t like the killings” to “we need to do what Hitler did and take America back for Americans” in 50 words?

It’s very weird that the article makes pretty clear she didn’t really do anything wrong - honestly who gives a fuck about the inner workings of her old company - and some people in the replies here are being shitty about her! Just update your priors and maybe go find a nice hobby!

This is going to trigger another round of abuse for this woman but the basic facts appear to be that she was separated at the time and so was the CEO. She recoiled on the jumbotron because her husband was attending the same concert.

Like the hunger games or

My “I only went to the pedophile’s party by accident” T-shirt…

Let the Megyn Kelly countdown commence

Nothing ages you quite like being a hateful monster 🤷‍♂️

Miller really and truly is a top tier unfortunate looking dude. To borrow from Troy “Butt Soup” Barnes, it’s like god spilled a person.

This turned out to be painstakingly unenjoyable! BUT in this moment: Dr Who, “Heaven Sent” Lost, “The Constant” *The Americans, “Chloramphenicol” Parks & Rec, “The Comeback Kid” Arrested Development, “Pier Pressure” *The Americans is the GOAT but this ep (where they kill Nina) is fucked up

Legitimately looks like he’s practicing how to stand like Trump. Very weird

Won’t hang a banner for the what?

Man when I was a kid they “talked” about moving the Bears to Gary lmao

I asked @aoc.bsky.social about why she posted this tweet, and she said “because JD Vance is a goober, man.”

Very sincerely I wonder if Fukuyama would have been quite so taken with his chatbot if he coded it as male.

Man it is SO EASY to not be a huge asshole. So easy. “I don’t really understand being trans but lm also not a huge asshole” is such a low bar to clear, and that’s all really anybody is asking of you.

“Will always be remembered as” dude I am perpetually online and had no idea Reiner did this, don’t care, and will forget about it by dinner

This person is obviously having a day but I WILL SAY: you do not need to wait until you are at the door for your kid to get out and walk. Once you’re pulled up alongside the sidewalk that gets them there, let em out! Our drop off line bottlenecks bc folks basically drop kids off one at a time

It’s so wild how many people pretend to believe anti-DEI stuff is anything other than racism. Every working person knows that almost everybody gets their job by knowing someone. It has nothing to do with merit or working hard or anything like that. You just know someone who knows someone.

Always a strange moment when these people let you know there actually *are* lines they’re willing to draw. Really underscores how they just do not think he has crossed any.