Sorry but as a bald dude I am contractually obligated to become a titans fan

Thomas CAUGHT doubtmaxxing as Christ stuns death-cels

Feels like we solved the mystery of how he got the brain worm

I don’t own a passport! Would love to still be able to vote tbh.

Once again I am amazed people are able to even run political campaigns when you are mostly dealing with this kind of voter. People just make up shit and ride that wave until they decide who to vote for while standing in the voting booth.

This is the dumbest question I’ve ever heard I have to believe it was a set up

“Dessert: included” took me out

Very wild that these same people do the “just comply. If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to worry about!” thing

I think one of the reasons people default so much to ChatGPT etc is bc they have been brought up with the belief that saying something plainly and directly is beneath the acceptable level of professionalism, so they feel the need to spend a lot of time trying to sound “smarter.”

Maybe but how does one balance public sentiment with the thoughts of the made up conservative couple guiding Chuck Schumer’s every move?

“Cut ICE’s budget to restore federal health care funding” is an extremely popular message www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...

This is awesome

I think what sincerely makes me the angriest is knowing that if Schumer read this post, he’d be like “the left is mad? That’s how you know we’re doing it right.”

My kids are 10, 7 and 4 and know what gay means. It is the easiest shit in the world to “explain” if you’re any kind of normal person.

Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"

Whether it's Bad Bunny giving his Grammy to a child or Kid Rock singing "I like ’em underage, see, some say that’s statutory but I say it’s mandatory," both artists have reached out to your nation's young people.

This fucking guy. “Exceedingly reasonable.” “Asking them to do nothing more” they’re literally kidnapping and killing people!

In this Ohio diner, taking the fifth still means running off with your host's Jim Beam at the end of the party. But they do know this: Ghislaine Maxwell's refusal to answer questions proves that Donald Trump is innocent and that the Clintons belong behind bars.

Basically this

Liking posts like this on LinkedIn to keep my supervisor and her supervisor on their toes

Wow in that case you won’t BELIEVE some of the concessions Senate Democrats are willing to make…uh….Senate judiciary Democrats account.

I honestly don't know what the Democrats are promising to do if they win in November (either in the House or Senate).

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Why are they Trump voters?!? If you have to beg your guy to do 180s on multiple things then he’s not your guy!

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones) WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere. SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

The thing about Lee Greenwood and patriotism is so fucking funny because he did one for Canada too and just changed a few of the words. It’s not even a sincere bout of patriotism.

It’s kind of bullshit when a recipe is like “only 10 mins of prep time” and then one of the ingredients is cooked chicken. Like yes if we’re starting with things already done then every recipe is very quick.

I suppose another big task is figuring out what people mean by “handle immigration.” Do they mean improve the immigration system to make it easier to gain status or do they mean “send enforcements around the country to round up undocumented immigrants”?

Smh ACTUALLY JB Pritzker is robber baron hefty

extremely embarrassing to be a grown adult and so beholden to a political party that you hear them say something bad about Canada and so you go oh ok yeah Canada bad. Is that what the kids call being a simp?

nOBoDy wANtS to WOrK TheSe dAYs

Is it good when your Olympic athletes feel the need to distance themselves from their country’s atrocities

“Anyway, back to signing off on his every move” - also Tim Scott

The answer is because he’s an unprincipled bitch. No reason to pretend here.

Yes I agree it’s not like he’s running a pedophile ring if you don’t count the pedophilia as pedophilia

Je Suis Epstein Files

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Wait he said his favorite book in the Bible was two Corinthians. He lied?

Oh look, exactly what we said was going to happen when Schumer caved on the shutdown

How could you, Lion?

The thing that kills me is aside from all the atrocities he’s not even “good for the economy.” They’re doing all this for nothing.

“That guy’s a mess. It’s like god spilled a person”

This man has at most three years left in public life. His “acceptance” or not of every election for the rest of your life and mine doesn’t mean anything.

This is his sixth year of being president.

Honestly like 90% of these people are total losers searching desperately for a way to become important but fundamentally incapable of finding meaning or community with people not exactly like them.

NEW: Abigail Spanberger this afternoon ordered that all state agencies leave ICE's 287(g) program. This means that the state police (and some other agencies) will no longer be empowered to detain and arrest people for ICE. Big, big move by the governor within weeks of coming into office.

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

I'm piecing evidence together