FWIW Bourdain and Sean Brock going to Waffle House was delightful television if you haven’t seen it

JD Vance is the backup AND I suspect many of the centrist types are particularly motivated by anti-Trump feelings, and I worry that would dissipate once he goes. Vance is no better. He’s just more refined.

It’s called “Gollumizing”

Right around Easter….i have a guess

James Dean was a terrible actor!

Don’t know that I’ve ever seen this level of juxtaposition between “hilarious” and “this cop has an alarming disregard for the 1st amendment” before

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

I live in a subdivision and we get ticks all the time

No they didn’t

Well played President Trump. A masterful gambit sir.

WTF is Tilly Norwood?

Big deal every quarterback knows how to lead a receiver

11 rounds to the torso

Omg this motherfucker is still alive?

It’s a real easy song to play on the guitar but man if you can get that sorta droning of the open strings for the first few chords and then the heavy hit of the distortion, the Cranberries’ “Zombie” is a real fun song

Me praying as an 8 year old

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

I suspect lots of people exempt to some extent their personal spending when factoring in their beliefs abt “the economy.” I.e. something like “if you don’t count all the money I spend on things I want, I don’t have any money to buy things I want.”

Neil Gorsuch in college at a kegger: “I’m actually 1/16th Cherokee”

Neil Gorsuch, most cases: In the case of Protester vs. Tank, I find the protester's family liable for stain damage to the treads Neil Gorsuch, in any case involving Native American law:

Legit started cracking up at work at “last justice of the Mohicans” a good Bluesky day

OH HELL YES. NEIL GORSUCH, THE LAST JUSTICE OF THE MOCHICANS, ASKS "Do you think Native Americans are citizens of the united states." IF YOU TRIP GORSUCH'S NATIVE AMERICAN WIRES, YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!

Sounds like the Sauer guy is the real April fool.

This gonna be the 2A argument we hear for the rest of our lives

they are calling it the scotus cuck chair

Something I haven’t really ever seen discussed is that I imagine lots of office worker-type folks who use AI do so bc they are given an impossible set of expectations about productivity and AI helps them cross things off their lists.

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

Sanctimonious Ordo amoris, except when they’re black folks, women, immigrants or trans kids

The Right has always peddled so much bullshit but it’s wild they got to be the party of “respect the troops!!!!” when their actual attitude towards them is indifference

Maybe the weirdest dude ever tbh

Oh my god fuck this guy

I’d like to see him use it and experience significant kickback

Tbh I have a cold water bidet and am convinced that the butthole simply cannot sense temperature bc it has never once bothered me.

And man the victory they’re gonna claim

I, on the other hand, served my country as Deuce Bigalow and various side characters in Adam Sandler films

But for some reason, "gosh, Republicans suck, let's crush them" doesn't work for the left's snowflakes. It's counter-counter-intuitive. Too obvious, too boring. "Orange man bad," yawn, amirite? Instead the center wants to romance them & the left often seems unaware they exist.

To clarify before my mentions are ruined: I am not expressing any opinion on Hasan Piker. I've never heard his show, never heard him talk, have no opinions on him at all. Literally none. It's just wild how this party hates itself more than it hates fascists.

Hell yeah

In Schaumburg, Illinois and just passed a pro-Trump rally of approximately 8 people.

There’s something darkly funny about this teacher losing her shit on the student for not standing during the pledge and then telling her “you live in this country and enjoy its freedoms” as if sitting during the pledge is not explicitly one of those freedoms.

I know “he’s got an SS tattoo” is hard to top as a red flag, but for my part I may actually be more disturbed by how consistently Platner’s line on wars has been “they’re awesome, killing people is fun, and my favorite kind of war is imperialistic anti-insurgency”

Lmao this dude clearly a fan of the guy on Yellowstone

Boiled

i don't much like platner for the same reason i have rapidly come to dislike annie andrews and the same reason i don't like newsom — values matter, and throwing out homophobic or misogynistic or transphobic "jokes" display contempt for the values the overwhelming majority of party voters live by

Is that man’s head real