This dude better set the record for largest settlement payout to a non-citizen in US history

I am not a proponent of political dynasties but given that the US at large generally is, Hunter Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

Judge dismisses human smuggling charges against Kilmar Ábrego García

Gonna rig my front door to play Pokémon gym music when it opens and set up a bunch of traps and puzzles and then invite all the neighborhood kids to come by and fight me

I did a lot of back-of-the-napkin math in today’s episode and came up with some interesting calculations

In case you missed it earlier, here is this week's episode of Stuff Keeps Happening! www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1sj...

I want to see an alien recreation of what a human would look like based solely on a Nintendo 64 controller

A friend of mine has been lobbying for our friend group to all just quit our jobs and open a deli and every day I get a little closer to agreeing

Haha, yes! This unsourced infographic reinforces my preexisting bias! Time to never question my own decision making and let this calcify my assumptions~~

Today's Stuff Keeps Happening is out! A look at a recent win for labor unions as well as a deep dive into Trump's new political slush fund Watch here: youtu.be/O1sjVwvzq4Y

Today's mid-edit screenshot

our sitting president threatened to "end a whole civilization" barely a month ago and he’s still sittin’

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If dogs weren't meant to be squeezed they wouldn't be so squeezable

A necromancer who faints at the sight of blood

Just finished recording for tomorrow’s Stuff Keeps Happening episode! One of the longest raw recordings I’ve ever done. I’mma need to start talking faster. Or maybe I’ll just remove all the jokes or something

I keep telling myself that I’m going to rein in the length of my newsletter drafts and then I keep writing longer and longer drafts The problem is that there’s just too much STUFF

Looking forward to the eventual Supreme Court case (after we've replaced the current SCOTUS with an array of cardboard cutouts) that says it is every American's constitutional right to use Flock cameras for target practice

We can’t even do the one thing we were supposed to be good at Not that we’ve ever *done a good job at regime change* but like what a faceplant

To be sure: the senate advancing a war powers vote does *not* suddenly end the war. There's further steps before it goes into effect, and even if it makes it across the finish line, I wouldn't start betting on this administration to suddenly begin following the law Stay frosty, is all

Weather's doing that thing where it's outrageously hot and humid before a storm hits to bring down the temperature Except there's no storm in the forecast How do I fix this?

Mark Cuban showing solidarity through performance art that broke the hearts of libs who truly wanted to hold on to the notion that there exists an ethical billionaire They aren't billionaires because they went through life being a good person first and foremost

*plays the spoons*

No LLM generated output should ever be trusted verbatim or used to speak in place of a human being, and yet that’s what the marketing and product design push on people The way these things have been marketed should be a crime

The Barenaked Ladies’ 1996 live recording of 'Brian Wilson' remains the GOAT and I haven’t been persuaded otherwise for at least 20 years Daft Punk’s Alive 2007 live album is a close second, but the girl screaming in the crowd during Brian Wilson elevates that track to a solid 11

Insanely juicy this morning

A speed dating event which takes place during a marathon where runners take turns running alongside each other to chat, and then choose a partner during the final stretch of the race I'll call it "Last Mile Shipping"

Okay but for real though, yesterday you said you'd call Sears

could have been an actual comedy bit

Let's just all pitch in and get one really big tandem bicycle and go for a ride

No Satisfactory episode this week on account of some scheduling messiness last week but it'll be back next week Still planning for an SKH on Thursday 👍

“When someone offers you a ride on a rocket ship, you don’t ask what seat—you just get on” I’ve got a submersible near the Titanic to sell you

The sign in the bathroom says to not flush feminine products, but I am not a user of such products This will now become my entire personality as I fight against this injustice

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The number of conservatives calling the compact Memphis-based TN-09 an "illegal racial gerrymander" has been insane. Whatever Alito wrote, the loud and clear signal was that even if Black people make up a majority of a coherent community, they aren't allowed to vote for their representation.

The Long Island Rail Road, North America’s busiest commuter rail system, shut down after unionized workers in the New York City area went on strike

Staying over at a place across from a cow pasture and I woke up to a very heated debate between several bovine neighbors

The top site, SKH.news, could not be displayed in this chart because the monthly visits would dwarf the second place (apparently some kind of publication wing of NyQuil?) at twenty billion visits in April 2026

Fire departments should take a page out of the Dem’s social media strategy and just start posting on twitter about how fire should stop spreading because it is detrimental to the people living in the building

I have trust issues regarding if a given mobile app will continue a download in the background or not. I've been burned before.

Going to a place this weekend; I'll bring you back a souvenir

In case you missed it earlier, here’s today’s episode of Stuff Keeps Happening! www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcxu...

If god didn't want for us to eat potato chips, she wouldn't have given us arms that are so well equipped for reaching into chip bags.

Photography kicks ass

There’s much more meaningful impacts on human life from the wild AI craze, but something that is absolutely nails on a chalkboard to me is how every single product (usually services) now claims to be an "AI" product regardless of what it is.

In today's episode of Stuff Keeps Happening: would you work for an AI manager? (I sure hope not) Learn about the new contender for worst manager of all time, among other things: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcxu...

There's some kind of squeaky creature squeaking outside my window and honestly I just wanna know what it's trying to tell me

Hope y’all are ready for some Fun Facts™ in tomorrows episode of Stuff Keeps Happening because I apparently couldnt stop