What if the problem is actually that Mitch McConnell is already dead—which is to say, his corporeal form dissipated into raw mana—and thus there's no body or record to share I'd be confounded as well

New episode of my Satisfactory series is up! Come watch me fight for my life against a cat while trying to get in on the datacenter boom: www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9nq...

OOPS! All sex pests

The "be as loudly awful as possible to get deplorable people to rally around me as a validating force" grift is getting very, very tired

Quite near the 60k subscriber mark on YouTube if anyone feels like doing me a solid while drastically increasing the quality of content in your subscriptions feed 👀 www.youtube.com/@endeavorance

New satisfactory episode out tomorrow with a pretty shocking ending At least, I was shocked. Almost literally.

Holy shit what a way to throw a huge amount of talent out the window for the sake of pumping short term numbers

Thunderbolts and lightning Very, very frightening

I, personally, am shocked that the Trump administration and/or FIFA would do something corrupt

you know who else made a call to a higher power to reverse a penalty for us

Not really religious but if it happens tonight, I'll convert tomorrow

This website not having a “mute reposts from this account” button has indeed caused me to unfollow people before Boosting/reposting is great, but when my feed is suddenly a ton of random shit from accounts I don’t follow, idk mayneee

Idk, I'm just really not feeling inspired to celebrate cinco de mayo this year

In case you missed it, here’s today’s episode of Stuff Keeps Happening! youtu.be/lszbV2NC-hc

Today's Stuff Keeps Happening is up on YouTube! A slate of Actually Pretty Good News, even if a few things are CLEARLY bugging me. Watch here: youtu.be/lszbV2NC-hc

Alternate title; me as I block bot accounts from the comments

Me when I decide I don’t feel like taking more damage

Take yer bets; A) He’s been paid off by someone B) He genuinely thought this was a Cool Dude Move C) The administration has something on him and is holding it over him D) His brain is fried and he is an election denier now E) He’s entering his Heel era

I promise that this week's episode of SKH is still good news stuff but here's another still frame from the edit as I work on it

🚨 I have plans to be in a pretty location later this week and will be natureposting, heat permitting

I'm replaying Expedition 33, and I find myself right before the boss of Stone Wave Cliffs ...I'm building up the willpower. Preparing for the inevitable. But I'll never be ready. For those who come after 🦾

One more little preview of this week's episode as I'm working on the edit

Recorded today because of plans later this week, so please enjoy this earlier than usual mid-edit screenshot of this week's upcoming episode of Stuff Keeps Happening

teehee I stayed at a hospital for months to get focused care on a mental health condition that my entire party has spent decades trying to claim is fake and are trying to remove access to medication for

I totally would

Why do I have a co-pay for a bloodwork follow-up appointment at my doctor I’m coming in so he can tell me what a piece of paper says Actually, why do I have a co-pay, ever (statement)

First story for this week’s SKH episode is titled "Cervix Party" in my current draft

Why does literally everyone live in Chicago? Am I missing out?

Republicans were voted into power with a mandate to misinterpret bedrock constitutional amendments and heavily influence childhood after-school sports policy Yknow, the real pressing matters

A cybertruck just pulled in to the parking lot I'm at right now and at this point I almost feel bad for them, like it looks so bad and they're probably stuck with it The alternative is they genuinely think it's cool, which also makes me feel bad for them in a way Almost

(If you’re wondering why I’m post-storming its because I spent the morning super focused on drafting this week’s SKH newsletter and came up for air to find all of these decisions handed down) (And I’m mad)

If the SCOTUS can have just 9 people make arbitrary intepretations of a text that can wildly impact hundreds of millions of citizens, could we just all get together and pass our own decision that says that sitting SCOTUS justices’ robes must be set ablaze once per fiscal hour?

As always

Actual fucking losers cheering on state machinery used to further marginalize people who they don't know and who have zero impact on their lives.

Anyway, it’s important to remember that you can feed your family with routine capitulations to unpopular policy positions held by christofacists, so do it early and often if you want to live a long, healthy life.

I am trying hard to not go full doomer, but I see exactly no other outcome but this if we once again uplift the Jeffries, Bookers, and Schumers to power. "We'll meet in the middle and only contribute to the genocide of a subset of trans citizens."

Fun new game: when someone is spewing dumb bullshit about trans people in sports, punch them in the teeth

The Supreme Court has successfully told a child that their home state is allowed to pass an on-the-books law that specifically prohibits them from playing childhood school sports with their friends. Glad we’re all focused on the right issues. Anyway, why’s it so hot out?

So very Meta: "let's make sure we can prove other AI tools are just as bad, rather than focusing our attention on making ours better."

This has been said a million times a million ways. I’m going to say it once more; How anyone can look at this agenda and find it so repulsive that it’s worth posturing towards civil war over is beyond me.

The three branches of the United States government, as delineated in the Constitution, are the God Emperor, The High Council of the Six Ayatollahs, and the Federal Reserve

Pitch: an auto-refilling pillminder

My video: "here's an explainer about how most of these people sentenced to 50 years in prison didn't even hurt anyone" Weird conservative in my comments: "if that happened near me, I'd kill them and bury them in an unmarked grave" Like bro idk maybe talk to someone about that??

For the sake of my therapists's wellbeing, this weeks episode of Stuff Keeps Happening will focus entirely on good (or at least not awful) news I know there's a LOT happening that's not good right now but I've done far too many episodes this year that were entirely sucky stories

Our finest losers and dipshits are on the case

It's been a while but there was actually a time when the president of this country used sources other than Fox News to gauge the state of the world

I hadn't noticed that my husband changed his discord name days ago 😭 he's cute

Look at this chonky sentinel

There’s like a journey every leftist has to go through that’s like Be super woke -> Realize what’s performative and start to lament that -> Accept that cringe is part of the territory and that’s okay -> Lament it anyway Every stage is more annoying than the last you get a certificate tho

"Why is the left so mean and insufferable? Anyway, back to baselessly asserting that anything but the status quo is outrageous to suggest"