Mini summary of the state of things RE: shutdown A few Democrats in the senate seem likely to vote to break the stalemate. Not finalized just yet. The government will not reopen immediately even if they cave tonight, as it'll have to go through more procedure. Don't plan for a reopen quite yet

Chuck Schumer should have resigned January 3rd, 1981

I also will be sure to include the part where I said I am not a fan of most elected Democrats, which I said hours before they just beefed it I'll be sure to play that clip on loop overlaid atop itself a thousand times over to ensure the sentiment is properly conveyed

Well hey so like a third of tomorrows episode just got fucking obliterated and that's entirely on me for putting together information to help folks navigate the shutdown So instead, I'll be replacing that segment with some kind of random bullshit of which I have yet to determine

if the dems cave it's my fault I said there didn't seem to be a path to reopening the government during today's recording That's on me; my bad y'all

Just wrapped recording for tomorrows episode of "Stuff Keeps Happening" You should prepare yourself for the fact that at some point in the video, I say, "Squeening Up" Please enjoy speculating what in the actual fuck that means

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Wildest thing is seeing, daily, conservatives arguing we should show absolute deference to federal agents

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Haven't found a single cereal on this universal bus

lol theyre doing the thing I memed about I'd quote the post but I'd rather spend my effort saying, "fuck you, so very, very thoroughly, if you support this bullshit" apnews.com/article/snap...

Just go start a competitor airline, what's the problem?

The ADHD urge to change how my entire studio is laid out despite planning to go live in an hour and a half

Mornin' sunshines I'm streaming today in a few hours! Here's the YouTube event: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jaw... I'll also be live on Twitch and at live.endeavorance.tv starting at 11am US Eastern

We are going to live in a world where the the marginal cost of electricity is very close to zero

All so they could build a Destiny 2 PVP map

They're saying "NYC has fallen to communism" but remember that they were also saying that about Canada when Mark fucking Carney won

I need to get one of those giant touch screen boards all the analyst people on tv poke and prod at these days Would draw very, very many peni

I've been called a Trump supporter / right winger more times in the past 24 hours than usual while posting positively about Mamdani winning and either the bot networks are confused or my posts are far too opaque for some algorithms or both idk

"Oopsie-daisy! The kind young man who doesn’t shy away from trans, religious, or immigrant rights won a high profile election. How could this happen!?" Hey maybe basic human rights are non negotiable

You gotta be careful because what if you went to a restaurant and asked the waiter for "a bowl of cereal" but they thought you asked for "ebola cereal" and just that you’re done for gotta be careful

New episode of my doomed Minecraft hardcore let’s play premieres in a few hours over on my gaming channel if you fancy a chill time youtu.be/bUHt5SkNIeY

Lovely stream today yall! Thanks to everyone who stopped by. Didn't expect the Great Chat Wars of 2025 but hey, why not

Streaming in about an hour! Here's the YouTube event: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH0G... Also streaming on Twitch and via OwnCast at live.endeavorance.tv

The entire GOP is going to be doing the "I'm not owned" dril tweet for the upcoming news cycle 🌽

Actually, it was always my intention to just make scrambled eggs with stuff in it Anyone who says otherwise will be sued

Makin a big boy omelette for my big boy breakfast

BREAKING: Democrats win elections against their will

This person took this when they called the race

Decision Desk HQ Called it for Mamdani Gnight

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It is a bad day to be a prospective Republican candidate in a swing state

Zagged on em

Virginias numbers are looking quite blue Governor already called for dems. Other early results going similarly. This may blow some cracks in the dam for republicans who have been going along with MAGA for convenience / safety

I wouldn't mind if Dick Cheney died again actually Like a sort of encore

Never forget the time the Democrats lost an election from being wildly out of touch only to then try to undermine a generational candidate in their own party during a moment when their own approval is somehow worse than the party that overturned Roe and tried cancelling SNAP payments outright

We have so many more headlines to celebrate over the next decade or so as we've had today with Cheney. Good time to invest in party hats

The dems are trying SO hard to pretend the NYC election is not a referendum on their platform and party identity (or lack thereof) and it's such a great self contained example of how truly they've failed this moment

I spent so many years thinking that the term "morning constitutional" meant taking a dump

Damn, it sure is a day where Dick Cheney is dead Can't wait for another tomorrow

AAYYEE GOOD MORNING EVERYONE apnews.com/article/dick...

In case you missed it, here’s today’s episode of Stuff Keeps Happening: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Ht... You can also find it as a podcast anywhere you get those dang ol audio nubbins

The current president of the United States had the federal government purchase a 10% stake in Intel and is now bitching about Mamdani being a "communist" I fully understand that everything is busted and words are meaningless now but I'm still just so dizzy

When you email issues to Obsidian Entertainment (the video game company) their AI support hallucinates and tells you to email Obsidian (the note-taking company) instead. If the reward function is to reduce the number of touches in a support ticket, this is one way to do it.

I catch a single one of you out here bumpin stump and there's gonna be hell to pay

Its wild to watch publications repeatedly toss their talent aside the moment they face the teensiest bit of friction because their publication actually managed to publish a piece that has some kind of impact. Can't be out here publishing quality. Remember: we're an ads company first.

I am once again begging for every social media platform to have an option to auto-hide comments/replies from accounts with a default profile pic

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