🎃🎃🎃HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYONE 🎃🎃🎃

excuse the fuck out of me??

I just discovered a new indie roguelite that I've fallen in love with. It's called Shape of Dreams and it's VERY fun, fast-paced, and stylish. AND you can get a free little cosmetic hound to wear on your head just for playing within 21 days of launch. Not an ad, I am just really enjoying this game!!

going through some old clips, why is @avatarobi.bsky.social so savage 🤣😭😭😭

spent 40 minutes journaling instead of crashing out online. please clap

apparently this is all you need to do to grow your twitch following. follow me for more streaming tips #grandmalove

Not now kitten, daddy is having the chipotle shits again

this guy named AntiJeffRegime slashed at me and then sprayed this right in front of me LMAO

My thirst has freaked out my friends 😭

I, too, enjoy saying nonsense

There was a moment in 2018 where Jim Carrey and I had the same hair cut

I've always been a giga gamer btw

when you take your goth gf out for the day

Wait, stop, that's my emotional support erotic fanfiction

If you can't use art to be a silly lil guy, what's the point??

felt cute, won't delete

The sexual tension between me and saying something so disconcerting it kills the vibe of the function immediately

I LOVE THIS EMOTE SO FUCKING MUCH

Having a rare productive day, got a lot of chores done and did some writing and I'm feeling GOOD

I love making friends the old-fashioned way (letting my Twitch mod bully me and drag me into his friend group)

Call me beef the way I'm stroganoff

i fucking hate Jackbox Schmidtty. Stfu dude

Everyone wants a quirky girl until she shits in your shoes before you leave to go to work 😔

had the weirdest game in QP - Dr. Strange portalled me to their spawn, so I starting emoting and throwing dollar bills... everyone just watched me and let me live 🤣 alrighty then

"try our new AI mode-" actually have you tried eating my entire fucking ass

The funniest thing I heard my friend's young kid say recently: "I think my dad rizzed my mom once" 😭💀

What I love about Elden Ring lore is how I truly understand nothing of what is going on but, nonetheless, I vibe

Happy Anal August to those who celebrate

every time a Blade ults me all I hear is "A THOUSAND COCKS"

LMAO I was trying Venom in QP and we were getting supremely team diffed. no biggie imo, it happens. then someone came for me, so I came for his life 🤣

Do NOT talk to me 😒✋ until I've had my adult gummy multivitamin

"I find joy in resistance ☺️💕" the white woman says as she buys a cop a latte

I'm not an e-girl I'm just e-vil

What hurt my feelings today? Seeing toys from when I was a kid listed as "vintage" 😭

fuck it, reinstalling monster hunter rise

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

no, please, that's my emotional support muted discord server that I never check

mom pick me up, i crashed out on marvel rivals again

I had a dream that I was writing a BANGER post on my 3DS It went something like "boys fart 😒 real men crop dust" But my 3DS wouldn't connect to the internet 😭 this is a direct look into my psyche, I fear

me and who

the meanest pause screen I've EVER seen 🤣🤣😭

I have some questions about trying to put up a product with fourthwall - I'm trying to use a specific t shirt brand, and ONE of the shirts I have has some colors, and the other is missing those same colors. They're both the exact same brand, but it looks like they're printed by different methods?

Rest in piss Hulk Hogan

BREAKING NEWS: Jersey just got colder and I'll have you know I'm scared to death.

when the healers are really good at hiding from enemy dive #marvelrivals

how do I get hired to exclusively voice witches/shrill women/harpies? www.youtube.com/shorts/cUxjs...

Free Foundry VTT Map Modules?! 🙀🎊 For a limited time, you can hit the link below and get 3 of my Foundry map modules completely free! #battlemap #ttrpg #FVTT www.patreon.com/post...#battlemap

my genuine reaction

had the funniest QP match where I fell in love with the enemy spiderman while our entire team crashed out in the match chat, we had our bittersweet farewell... 💔

The thumbnail for this week's #dnd session is @lunarharpy.bsky.social's character Brax who's a minotaur barbarian that can turn into a raging bull and it's exactly as fun as it sounds youtube.com/live/j1Lh2gi... #dungeonsanddragons #dndsky #ttrpg #dndpodcast #podcast #dndcommunity