Mint Chocolate Chip PR is actually insane, because it's just bad toothpaste.

no this is my emotional support weasel you have to let me take him on the plane

Mainstream media would have lost their fucking minds if Joe Biden was sleeping/passed out in his chair in the Oval Office. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Chicken & rice >>>>> chicken noodle

That's crazy!! His damn power is survival...but he couldn't survive racism.

This shit has pissed me off ever since I saw it in theaters!!!

Got S rank on the final Once Upon a Katamari level and the King told me to go outside and touch grass lol

My toxic trait is that I think I could do this no problem.

Sir the Cop Slide does not need “fixing” it is the most baller slide ever, it’s just for kids & it’s perfectly safe & awesome for them, and there’s now a sign at the top saying adults please stop concussing yourselves (not literally but it says no adults)

This inspired me to mash up these clips with Coffin Flop, and, well

The new Cold Caster feat for dnd is fire. Typing that made me feel old. #dnd #dnd5e #2024dnd #characteroptimization

Kraune and Akaiye (2023)- OC

Just noting that Alabama is one of the most biodiverse places in the country and its freshwater biodiversity is some of the highest in THE WORLD, comparable to THE LITERAL AMAZON, but they want to build water-guzzling data centers for AI here b/c land is cheap.

slots & daggers is super fun, but i am getting increasingly tired of this sickly brown low-res... inscryptiony? aesthetic that more and more games are going with lately there's artistic value in making a game feel physically unpleasant to experience like that, but it's a "best in small doses" thing

Ready for day 2 at Sonic Expo!!

“More and more cabinet members — Rubio, Miller, Noem — live on military bases now, & it's another parallel to Iraq, where the administration lived in the Green Zone. There’s something deeply unhealthy about a society where leaders are literally shut off from the communities that they govern.”

New race, new look. Check out our São Paulo exclusive cover of our special manga Sonic the Hedgehog: Blue Racer!

They really just want to make it worse for themselves huh? I worked retail for years and the most exhausting thing was smiling at people treating me like dirt. Even worse the men that though I was hitting on them. Let retail workers be human! The Smile is miserable to do all day.

customer service has gone too fucking far lmao

the final boss of pathetic middle-aged divorced men all the billions in the world and *still* no one likes you boo hoo get fucked

If you're in Phoenix and you're on SNAP, here is a helpful compilation of resources: Local food pantries and food banks City of Phoenix website with official government resources to help people Local First AZ list of food pantries and food banks Restaurants offering free food to those on SNAP

SNAP benefits are under attack during this government shutdown and food banks are picking up the slack. But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:

if you are reading this and you live in that district, YOU could beat this clown in that race

Listen ya'll. I am still figuring this balance of thriving in offline life while also being present here. The fact that you still emgage with me after my long absences means the world every time. It motivates me all the more to manage consistent content. TLDR: you matter to the artists you support!

If you cannot see this post, go into your settings, Moderation -> Enable adult content, and select which things you want to show and hide. But, scroller beware! This artwork has faint little paint strokes representing nipples.

This is fucking evil.

Bundle your babies up when it's cold or a Black person will be judging you.

It’s been 3 days and @freakingangel.bsky.social needs food and shelter! LFG! 💕💸 C: $freakingbabygirl throne.com/freakingangel

Coelacanth dragon 🐟 #art

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

I wish I had been brave enough to publish my writing 10 years ago. It felt like it mattered a lot more when everyone didn't have AI at their fingertips to pretend to be good at something I worked very hard to be good at. Meh. I can do it without draining an ocean. That means something to me.

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

Farmers' Almanac says it will cease publication after 208 years, citing financial challenges

If you work for ICE, you are endangering your immortal soul.

Holy shit

when i took my 3 year break from teaching, my likelihood of dying by gunshot wound went down by like 150%, probably more

Lori Chavez DeRemer: "I can tell you the president has done a wonderful job because consumer confidence was up, the momentum this administration was on ... " (Note her use of the past tense)

widespread fear of the youth being brainwashed by backwards record messages vs. hey kids check out the new Kill Yourself Machine! it tells you to kill yourself until you kill yourself

If you just cancel flights, then they're actually not late! Brilliant stuff from Sean Duffy here

Whenever my normie friends hit me up to see how I am doing.

Not to alarm anyone, but...I think I finished my first draft of like...what might be the best story I've written ever. :) #shorstory #writesky #firstdraft

No shade, he kinda look like Kofi Kingston.

Let'em cook~

REAL. GRAPS. #THEM #STP

I was looking to see if I had bats and found Bunny Batman and Bunny Wonder Woman

Just hang it up, bro. This is not happening.

Imagine someone right next to you unexpectedly faints and you don’t even care beyond feeling inconvenienced/slighted

Sb to sex workers! Burlington has a new collection of THIGH HIGH HEEL BOOTS for less than $40🔥🔥🔥🔥 VERY sex workers coded!

Folks, Gaza is still struggling, if we can help.

One day I’ll learn how to play solitaire