Happy Nude Deer!

良いお年を………………

"Always happy to serve!" "Dude this latte's gonna be delicious." "I swear to god if I fuck up the art I'm throwing something" The thing about us cerberus is you can always tell exactly what's going through our heads :333 Art by the amazing @/howlonomy.bsky.social, go support them!!!

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

BREAKING: Techbros make announcement for new AI venture entirely in Black Speech. Tolkien scholars scrambling to provide a translation.

My Winter Car is Out Today & I'm Not Playing It and Neither Should You

How I am walking out of 2025:

Appearently I am now a Marshal of France so uuuuh... look we are NOT going to Russia alrigth?

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked

literally just a way for republicans to toss out mail in votes basically.

Its almost like declaring a President can never be held accountable is a realy bad idea. Especialy if that President is a known fraud.

I hate these charts so much because they imply chatgpt is comparable to the internet or phones You could create the same graphic for full screen pop-up advertising on websites and make them look like ultra-rapid technology adoption when really they were just baked unavoidably into the internet

I’m so glad the bees can get married now! #LoveWins

Unrelated art pieces that I think could tell a fun story

This is literally shit Douglas Adams and Red Dwarf both predicted and mocked without mercy.

This got lodged into my brain when I was trying to fall asleep a few nights ago and I had a pose sketch I wasn’t doing anything with, so we get this

Back in 2011 I visited Warhammer World, and they were showing these absolutely wonderful Blanche Necron concepts.

Again: they thought they’d win a shattering court victory with the Harry Potter lady’s money, then the public would rise up in gratitude, salute them as heroes and stomp all over transgender people on their behalf. That hasn’t happened, because the public mostly aren’t vicious cranks, like they are.

Wie sich Boomer vorstellen dass das Internet funktioniert

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh soooooooo i...am kinda...in the ER atm...because my soup had garlic and I developed a full blown allergy l now and not just an "intolerance" and I uh...had to dip into bill funds just to get here and it'll cost more to get home and they are gonna prescribe me an epi pen...

"Do you know how hard it is to find a 1830s Louis Philippe Portrait without laurels 5 Franc coin in good condition? " "These are words appearently."

Bubble & Squeak. Undated postcard from my collection.

FASCISTS: lol chomsky is in the epstein files the libs are sooo mad about their hero LIBERALS: the commies are sooo mad about their hero COMMUNISTS: the anarchists are sooo mad about their hero ANARCHISTS: we're sooo mad anyone thinks we like chomsky. sucks for the linguists though LINGUISTS: lmao

Duneboozled again

Redemption. #vicaramelia #Bloodborne (Posted on X on Apr. 13, 2025.)

The most annoying part about "The American Dream" Nightmares are technically dreams, this nation is functioning as intended.

we’re in the golden age of misinformation

I promise that's his back leg

People respond to cute animals in trouble, right? Here is one of the clam shrimp from the November generation, which are now all dead except this cup because of ongoing drought in Florida. It's possible they are genetically distinct from the other seasonal groups, so I saved them to collect eggs.

very gentle aftercare :) #teratophilia

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1CF... A song inspired by Planet of the Apes has no rigth to go this hard:

We’ve talked about after lives but what about the piece that keeps people together, is it a soul? Are people only powered by the beating of their heart or is there a magic inside them as well? What happens to it when people die can it be harnessed? What do people believe? #mythdecember #writesky

it’s crazy how obvious it is that donald trump has been actively part of the epstein coverup for half a decade now and he’s just still the president

I wonder what it says about our economy (if it says anything) that more and more theft is less of things like jewelry and gold, and more often things like lobster, olives, nuts and laundry detergent

some crystals studies, each took approximately 30 minutes #art

Everything wrong in the World can directly or indirectly be traced back to the British. Prove me wrong.

yeah.......

Anyway Windstorm: The Legend of Khiimori will release in Early Access on November 4th, check it out if you haven't😇 store.steampowered.com/app/2697000/...

it will never stop being funny that this post *still* gets new people to discover or remember the game