All of his intro videos are nice. But, this one is SO lit!

Comparisons of animated shows are pretty static over the years. Like my opinion of the 60s Marvel cartoons and the Funimation Batman & Tarzan shows hasn't changed much. Live Action looks dated, though. Look at the color of the Ang Lee Hulk. Animation is simply a better media for comic art.

Walking with a basketball. (Told me I was "a smart one" because I let him steal the ball.) Having a REALLY lightskinned wife while driving through Ohio. (Cop walked up on the passenger side and said "Oh" when he got a better look.)

#30 made me laugh out loud. Do not let these folks make you the Listmaster unless there's some remuneration involved.

I tried to start watching Sherlock again, but I'm as burnt out on conspiracy shows as I am on cop shows. Conspiracy shows & reality shows based on betrayal are a big reason why some of these folks posting on this app can't have normal interaction with other humans for long.

Dim is absolutely adorable. Not even being comparative, it reminds me of that time between birth and three years old with my kids. Their minds were absolute sponges.

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. 🖤 *whew*

This is also him announcing a third term.

After your catalytic converter falls out on the ground and you have to replace the whole vehicle, the down payment is gonna cost you: $8647

Would you look at that…just mute a few accounts and this app is fun again…

Wow

Teddy Ruxpin voice: "You will break!"

These corporations will flat-out tell you their vague & goofy plans for increased revenue in Canva/Powerpoint fonts, shuffle the same management assholes between companies like Three-card Monty, fail to meet their goals, then layoff the workers who've been reporting process flaws for years.

"You were lion!" #Voiceover

Water in those sprinkler pipes just sits unless you drain the ballast regularly. Have you ever smelled brackish water? Contractors at my old job knocked a sprinkler head off in the server room. It did this. They looked like drowned rats and stunk the place up.

SF writers and readers are some of the nerdiest nerds on the planet. We love tech. We are so early-adopter that we imagined it before you built it. If you’ve lost us, you’ve lost the fight.

Yes, the World Cup is commercialized nationalism centered around a multi-colored ball. Yes, the organizing federation is infamously corrupt. Yes, politics in the host country was allowed to disrupt the tournament. ...but did you see that shootout? (The fans have been awesome from what I've seen)

Erling Haaland♥️ * Vocal supporter of men cooking and cleaning * Self-aware of the historical context of the vikings ("Yes viking history is incredible. But a lot of things were not good... what they did. Let's be honest.") * Vocal anti-racist who used his platform to defend UK players from UK fans

Another name for tetanus is: lockjaw. All you have to do to avoid it is get a shot.

American football is the only sport in the Big Four (football, baseball, basketball, hockey) where Americans are clearly dominant...because the rest of the world doesn't really care about it.

I just had a conversation about breaking generational programming yesterday. It brought up some tough memories. My sons & nephew came thru over the weekend. I did my best in teaching them while raising them. You have to have this kind of realization to change the pattern.

Catching her pit before it got fully riled up was impressive.

I have 'em muted. But, if they keep on...

Nickname: Can’t Get Right

It's really staggering how there was NO EVIDENCE this asshole ever changed! Everything that was "good" about him was shit that his DC consultants crafted for him. Every single thing that actually came out about him pre-2025 was him being an absolutely irredeemable piece of shit.

Let's just ask his wife...when she gets back from China.

I am the curator for Kentucky’s LARGEST Black art show. Last year we featured 50 artists. This year I want to welcome 100 artists! DM or click the link to apply. #BlackArt #BlackArtists www.nortonslc.com/events/detai...

George E. Johnson, the pioneering Black hair care entrepreneur who created Ultra Sheen and Afro Sheen, has died

An Idaho woman who said her toddler twins died last year after getting vaccinated now faces murder charges in their deaths.

So I made this video last year about Platner and more broadly the road we were on if we let a candidate like him through. Two things stand out to me looking back at it. I was right and we are still on the same racist road. We might want to get off now

There were many times I could’ve been an asshole, but I chose empathy instead and was taken for granted.

Dear software devs: a video tutorial is not technical documentation. A pile of screenshots and the caption "you have many different options" is not technical documentation. You do not have the training to write tech docs. HIRE TECH WRITERS YOU FUCK UPS

You cannot be in public office like, say: senator, and ask for privacy. It has never worked like that.

I give it 22 months before the "official" separation, divorce, and 38 months before the album with vaguely specific references.

The brother weeping in the audience will never NOT be funny to me.

new metaphor just dropped

I don't say anything to y'all that I wouldn't say to my sisters or my daughters. Nobody on this joint has a DM from me. If I interact with your post, I'm amused or have a tangential thought. I promise it ain't deep enough for me to be trying to antagonize you. That said:

questions change lives ask them

He named Buc-ees and Chik-Fil-A as if they were the pinnacle of American cuisine. It was signaling to a certain part of American society. Meanwhile, the rest of the world snickers behind its hands.

I'm in Georgia near "The World's Worst Publix". I ordered a sandwich. They asked if I wanted it toasted. I said no. They put frozen meat on the sandwich...and, if I went back up there and started slapping hairnets off those idiots, I'd be the one getting yelled at. They were out of water yesterday.

...like Crocs...and fuzzy houseshoes.

So, wait: Don't wear N95 makes during a plague that killed people. But, fireworks? Yeah. Wear 'em! This timeline was written by Seth McFarlane.

I was there in '24. Paris is a Chocolate City. The universal greeting from brotha-to-brotha, the point, the headnod, the fact that their English was WAY better than my French. I loved the vibe.

'Change it to Cortana and make it the AI in Halo. Wait! Call it Copilot instead. 'Let's just ask the shareholders.'

The first clue in that pic besides that kid's neck: Y'all were drinking orange juice with syrup?!? Oh...wait...half of y'all think you're lactose-intolerant and fart just thinking about milk. Never mind.

They chg'd the boundaries of the schools. I had to go from the buttoned down elementary school six blocks from home to this K-8 menagerie 15 blocks the other direction. Ms. Dubiel quit and the sub became our teacher. Plus, we were in a portable. My parents got me transferred w/the quickness.

SIDENOTE: There is this moment you'll have in life, if you're lucky, when you realize that your teachers were younger than you are now.

stuck in the hemispheres of my mental: you can't make demands with no supply you'll f*ck it up again even if she let you try could you please her, tatt her visa lay up, give her some facetime by her waistline i could do it blind

All of 2024 we had to hear all over the tv and print how Joe Biden was old and senile and two years later that uglass man is talking to a Teddy Roosevelt hologram thinking it’s real and ain’t not one of them is saying anything. Bunch of weak ass punks. I hate all of you!!