The funny part to me is that the NFL has ALWAYS been shitty...and "fans" are flabbergasted EVERY time. It's like the CTE is communicable.

Y'all better figure out a way to get Zelle because I'm not giving CashApp any more PII data than what I've already given it.

No refunds! You bought a license, not a game.

Rakim can still rock a worldwide tour. But, he likes his life as it is. Props!

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG... www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...

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dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂

“if he wanted to, he would”

When you repeat how the NFL is a modern plantation on Sundays, niggas just start loudly eating their nachos. After five minutes of not being able to hear any criticism due to the loud crunching, they go back to talking about their team using the pronoun "we".

I learned how to read when I was 3yo. My first public speaking engagement was at 5yo. I was so short they had to bring out a box for me to reach the mic. I was so nervous that I threw up all over the lady sitting in front of me when I got back to my seat.

Forever and always FCK WHITE AMERICA AND POC THAT EMULATE THEM AMERICA IS CURSED LAND FOR THE CHILDREN OF SOIL HAVE BEEN HARMED. IT WONT END TILL WE GET WHATS OURS People can keep coming here expecting to not experience what we do but THEY WILL NEVER PROSPER HERE IT IS WHAT IT IS

I don’t run for office or like being seen as a celebrity because my recommendation is real basic at this point If an adult tells me they need to check in a child’s pants for them to play a child sports Hit them . Preferably with heavy objects Remind them you’ll do it again if they ask again

I'm neither Catholic nor a sports fan but I do really enjoy the fact that the Pope is a guy named Bob from Chicago that loves the Bears

My father insisted that I learn to "look at the whole line." I was actually being trained for public speaking. As a result, though, I gulp information. For me, reading a book is as immersive as watching a movie.

For all the shit they talked, Black Folks are having a hard time minding their Black Business right about now. Insisting that you MUST get involved because 'you live here too' and analogies of house fires are gonna have your asses hung out to dry AGAIN. Lucy is holding the football. She promises.

Im tired of AI. Im tired of always being sold to. Im tired of vapid influencers. Im tired of this administration. Im tired of not have 3rd spaces. Im tired of everything costing so much. Im tired of death missing his target. IM TIRED.

I often think about people that have done terrible things but have an insanely loyal support system full of people that attack anyone with something bad to say about that person

This man is darkskinned and lightskinned with 12 fingers. I have SO many questions and questionable statements.

The fact that y'all thought BALLOONS had brakes is cracking me all the way up. Like...how?!? The stop the SAME way parachutes do: Contact with THE PLANET! You know...friction! 😄😄😄😄😄 Whew, lawd! Y'all are hilarious!

...just in case the kids' show accidentally copies the script idea for the new Hulk movie once Disney gets the rights back from NBC.

*golf clap*

No one’s coming to America’s 250th anniversary. No one likes America’s stank attitude. I’m not getting her a present or singing for her to blow out the candles. You see how she’s been acting?

It's "funny" now because people think America has hit the bottom of the barrel. But, this electorate is entirely capable of lifting up the barrel and digging toward the center of the Earth. You know how your right wing relatives are.

He has the exact same powerset as Jeff Bezos. White Guys emote with him. They also love to say, "With enough time to prepare he can..." Then they tell you how a rich, White Guy is fast enough to beat an alien who routinely flies to other galaxies and back.

RIP to TK Carter

Women in this part of the world are weird in a different way. The Alt text on 87.5% of their photos should simply say, "Look at mah boody!" The logic being: If wanna show my booty, I should be able too. Mmhm! And, if I wanna throw a porkchop past a wolf, I should be able to. Bad wolf!

Men, period. I have never seen a woman talking to the photo of a person, male OR female, as if the photo, or even the subject of the photo, will respond. "I would lick..." Just large numbers of fuggin' weirdos...

I'm not even TRYING to disabuse my daughter of her opinion that boys are gross. These li'l fucknuts are building that rep all on their own. Maybe I'm biased. Being gross at 8yo was AT LEAST a 90 min lecture on foolishness being tied up in the heart of boy whilst holding my father's big ol' bible.

Whew! Off to a rocky start, huh? I don't honestly see "reform" on the table yet. Only "decent" people are appalled. ICE is going to have to brutalize a harmless White public figure on his porch like Henry Gates to move the needle THAT far.

Jonathan Ross is White Folks' version of George Zimmerman.

Remember how White Folks just couldn't wrap their heads around Black Parents needing to have "The Talk" with their children about interacting with the police? Now, look!

L-o-fucking-L...I did this last week looking for that Ten To One.

As much as he farts, hell needs time to prepare for his level of flammability.

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Looks like ICE is now cracking down on … Native Americans. This letter was just posted by the chairman of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe in North/South Dakota: “Our Nation is a sovereign government and our members are not immigrants. We are not subject to immigration enforcement on our own lands.”

Mike Brown got killed by a cop for walking in the street on a street with no sidewalk. His character was THOROUGHLY assassinated.

"There's ever only going to BE one Blade!"

This is one of those things where, if you're goofy enough to do this in the first place, you have no chance of not laughing out loud.

They really don’t seem to get Black Americans internationally. Mostly they forget we’re here. Like hi, a lot of Americans are American because our ancestors were abducted from Africa & we’ve been enduring the inhumane here ever since. So that’s the intro to us, check before broadbrushing America.

I'm old enough to remember the live coverage of this. I was in high school. Philly cops PUSHED an IED (read: "homemade bomb") out of a helicopter onto a bunch of rowhouses and shot anyone who made it out of the fire. No police were ever charged.

Dear White people, You've finally realized that the government will kill anyone, including White women If Black people could've solved racism & stopped the government from killing people.... We'd have done that shit long ago....for free...as a matter of survival Thank you for your attention

'Neighbors just released a new angle of the ICE shooting and it settles any debate on what actually happened. This was a mother doing something completely ordinary: Dropping somebody off, then trying to leave. She goes to pull out, stops for one car to pass, then waves the ' x.com/GinoTheGhost...

Good evening!

He's gonna love this. Make him look like he really looks.

Mainstream media has ALWAYS been the Ops. Cronkite, Koppel, Walters, Robinson, and even Holt dutifully reported the regime's propaganda every night. Their biggest statement of resistance? "Some say..."

I mean, we KNOW what happened. But, remember how relaxed and chill these same folks were when Eric, Mike, Trayvon, and Tamir got killed. 'Let's not rush to judgement.' 'He was no angel.' 'Let's wait until we get all the facts.'

After the George Floyd protests, right-wingers needed something to counter demands from the largest protest movement in US history. Fortunately, they found a word that fueled their white backlash AND demonized anyone who supported police reform, equality or human decency. "Woke"

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”