Technically correct is the absolute worst kind of correct

...if koolaid was made from rendered animals. Y'all can have ALL of it, f'real. 🤮

Today is Ona Judge Day. While the United States gears up for its 250th celebration, which inevitably includes the likes of George Washington, Ona Judge made her escape on May 21, 1796. The Washington household attempted her capture several times, but she was never caught. Forever free

You're supposed to be respectful and definitely NOT be a pig when you see them, but after the heavy construction and the women come on the site with their little boots and big PPE, you definitely can't smile about how adorable they look. They just get mad. Then you have Aggretsuko. 😏

This brotha doesn't even realize that he's training his next Manager. *sigh*

Are American Presidents indictable for planes shot down by Americans? Asking for a friend...

There is so much chaos in this country that no one is even talking about it kidnapping the leader of another sovereign nation and disappearing him.

Set your watches. An Executive Order negating all bans on prediction markets coming soon.

Set your watches. An Executive Order negating all bans on prediction markets coming soon.

My mother told me I was going to hell. She doesn't even believe in hell. I was so flabbergasted ("Ma!!!") that she started laughing.

$4,963.29 That's how much every American would receive if that $1.7 billion was distributed to each American citizen. But, he's recruiting a militia, not helping the citizenry.

The R!

All that money and his neckmeat is stapled together like late homework?

I have been truly alone in a World So Cold. Homeless. Excommunicated. Estranged. Ostracized. At this point, the ratio can be 8,263,506,000:1 against my opinion and I still won't give the slightest of fucks.

From reading the AITA reddit, I can conclude If you post there: 1. Chances are overwhelming that YOUR family is trash who expects you to accept abuse. 2. You're a chump who never learned how to stand up for yourself.

...and people who are still on X who keekee in their repost about something they saw on that site. Even if the post was somehow wisdom for the ages (and by the laws of probability, it won't be), it's like finding a dollar bill sticking up out of a pile of manure. I still don't want it.

The average career in the NFL is 3 years. Tom Brady played 23 and took hits like this. He might be a li'l stiff on the fashion show runway.

Tom is getting out of his comfort zone and trying new things like Zoolander's Blue Steel and modeling Skynet fashions for Gucci.

Today would be Coretta Scott King’s 99th birthday. CSK was a lifelong freedom fighter & more of an activist than MLK when they met. As a student she’d supported the Progressive Party’s 3rd party challenge for president opposing US militarism, racism & economic inequality. We need to know her.

Reminds me so much of my Grandmother. She didn't learn how to drive until I was 5yo. She would tell me to sit back and shut up because she was nervous driving and I always knew when we made a wrong turn. "This is the wrong way!"

Coretta explained, “Jesus did not timidly & ambiguously imply the brotherhood of man. He proclaimed it. He did not mildly disapprove of war. He blessed the peacemakers. He did not worry about his popularity with the rich & the powerful. He scorned them for their indifference and greed."

Events "become history if you don't correct it." Eric Garner broke up a fight between two other men. Police arrived and killed him. He wasn't 'selling loose cigarettes.' Mike Brown walked in the street on a street with no sidewalk. Police arrived and killed him. There was no 'strong arm robbery.'

Uncle Ruckus helping out is the icing on that cake.

He told her she needed to pressure wash her mustache and I have been snickering at that off & on all day.

...so are consequences. "No" is a full sentence. Then, when we order the NEXT time and she says she doesn't want fries, I just mutter under my breath, "You go'n be mad..." and she yells, "Fine!!!" Then, she orders fries...and eats three.

A’ja Wilson tonight: ◽ 45 PTS ◽ 15/18 FG ◽ 13/13 FT ◽ 2/2 3-PT ◽ 3 REB ◽ 3 AST ◽ 2 BLK

They must've forgot: It's Detroit vs EVERYBODY...including the refs.

There is a large white male contingent that was so fake passionate about Caitlin Clark for a year. When they found out she wasn’t Michael Jordan of the W, they moved on without a peep.😭

"On May 7, Eatherly wrote on X that 'I will defend my life with lethal force. Do not approach me with intent to threaten bodily harm.'" *shoots himself* ...and he screwed that up, too.

Y'all still think the rules of the civilization you grew up under apply. They don't. Adapt.

Disease, disorders, and age will turn your body into your biggest hater.

Take a moment to think on the scale of this. 186,000+ miles per second and these are the rates of time it would take to go these distances. ...and you're fighting through traffic DAILY because some primate at your company decided you need to sit in a cubicle to read email.

Knowing the pooviruses (roto-, noro-, and hantavirus) are spread by contact, will you start wearing a nice pair of gloves to compliment your respiratory syndrome (SARS, MERS, COVID) mask?

Traffic was a menagerie of suck monkeys and assweasels...all because management won't let people work from home. I mean, I can't. But y'all can and you won't be in MY way if you can just stay home and read your emails in your jammies. I need to win Powerball or some'n.

They always miss the little push of Moraes' shoulder to keep him off-balance. This is one of the best unchoreographed fight sequences ever caught on film.

When you don't enjoy your ancestral foods.

I-75/85...at a quarter to one...on a Sunday. You can't move to Atlanta. We full.

This is some Johnny Dangerously "Your Testicles & You" type shit. 😄

I just fuggin' CACKLED!!!

Every woman you know has a horror story about dealing with men...including your Mom. You can't stop being a man, but you don't have to be an asshole. Act right!

Wash your hands, ya filthy animals! F'real, tho...when the pooviruses and the unvaccinated measle weasels intersect things are going to get real messy.

"The incident became public last week when a county resident obtained the 2025 letter to QTS through a public records request and posted it on Facebook." This is our world now. You have to advocate for self because the regulatory systems are broken.

Happy King Piccolo Day

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GFK: "Niggas is fuckin' robots!"

The disapproval rate for Shitler means jackshit as long as the GOP/MAGA regime tosses out referendums or any other rule of law action by the Dems. Pimps don’t care if their hoes go hungry.

...all in your Inbox rattling sabers like YOUR money is gonna make the difference between humanity and the dying light. Then, they go buy kente cloth scarves off Amazon made by a li'l White Girl who went on a safari once and kneel like, "See? We get it!" 😄😄😄

Also, I see your posts. Some of you are losing a battle daily, anyway.

All of recorded human history has human apes swinging at each other. Smack the next person that says 'violence never solved anything' right in their eye. (This'll get me blocked by about seven pissy li'l 'progressive-but-not-really' nerds.)