I attempted to flirt and failed so I’ll try again next year.

All this time i thought that “this nigga dead” song was by Muni Long, but it’s actually by someone named Vane Verse?

Purple salad + green salad Look at me being all healthy instead of eating multiple bags of #Grippos & cereal all day …but when i make my red or orange salad ima def put grippo seasoning on it #Balance

Good afternoon. White Supremacy and Capitalist greed is the reason behind all of our problems.

“I am unhappy to announce that I still have to work to get paid.” My LinkedIn post if I’m still at this job in my 50s

She just so freaking beautiful Lord have mercy

Mentioning “48 Laws of Power” on a date is a deal breaker for me 🤢

Motivation

Lead chaos engineer reporting for duty

I do not understand flirting. If you are a man who likes me, but you don’t mention that, Ima assume you tryna schedule a meeting and send you my consultant fee. 🤷🏾‍♀️

#PeiShiyuan getting his ass beat every episode lol My girl #SongWanning ain't taking no chances this lifetime! Love to see it Not as good as #ThreadsOfDestiny, but I still enjoyed it. #CDrama

10/10 bookshelf placement

OMG SAGA IS COMING BAAAACCCK!!!!!

I was tempted by the demon of “get gas in the morning”, but I’m resisting yall. Lol

Where can I find a great kinky straight glueless himan hair wig (between 18-22 inches) from a Black owned business? I want it to be similar to my hair. Similar to these in the pics. I am tired of doing my hair everyday.

Mood

"oh shut up you sawed-off bitch." It's an instant classic.

Love this scene! RIP Isiah Whitlock Jr.

@blackgirlvitamins.bsky.social getting me right again this year!

Southwest done lost they everlasting minds… $110 for a one way with two stops?? When this route used to be nonstop it was only an hour & 45 minutes long. Now Ima be in the airport triple the time Ima be in the air. Madness.

My toxic era was a great time to be alive

I don’t like cats, but I spend about $50/month feeding these freeloading stray MF. Even after the skinny one s*** in my garden bed. Smh. I’m getting too soft in my old age…

I don’t think there will ever be another movie like #KungFuHustle!

Any of my BlackSky friends gon be at #BlerdCon this year? I would love to meet some of yall in person 🥰

Nobody had even heard of the term "narcoterrorist" until Pete Hegseth decided to murder people on boats in the Caribbean

The right wants to talk about fraud? Somali fraud? Okay, give me 60 seconds.

Pinned.

This is what talent looks like!

Okaaaaaayyy! Love this x Nicole Byer

Same! I’m mad I keep just getting snippets because ppl delete posts 😭 I should have called in sick lol

Daaaaang! He already fled the app and missed the whole thing. Smh.

Everyone looks so sad today. We should have the rest of the month off.

Say the shit that's on your heart, man.

The “skill” required at your job shouldn’t matter. ANY job using your labor should pay a living wage.

Um…wth?? I’m not finna enter my SSN and all that for a social media app. I like bluesky the most out of all the social media options, but this aint it g. Have yall received this??

legacy media now exists to serve the narratives, directives, and desires of the oligarchs. fuck wapo and the rest of 'em.

Venezuela's VP demands immediate release of Maduro and his wife . Im confused cuz TRASHY trump said she was in support of his bullshit 🤔

Get friends who force you to celebrate yourself

It seems, unfortunately, that colonizers are always going to justify their settler colonial logic. Because I am furious that we're going through this again.

I'm a firm believer that happiness makes people prettier. It's a noticeable glow. 💫

Watching unimaginable shit in real time is such a mind fuck. Like there’s no way this shit is going on and yet…

42 Like where TF did the time go??