In case anyone needs a ride home. #NYE

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I know I keep reposting this constantly but the due date is tomorrow

may palestinians see freedom in 2026

Ok but if you’re into the woo woo clean on the second. DO NOT CLEAN TOMORROW.

We did our best😭 the real new year aint til the spring equinox anyway lol

The universe knows my heart

Some years it is what it is. It’ll be there on the 2nd.

DRINK YA POT LIKKER!!!!!

And if you need someone otp with you while you walk to wherever you need to go, I can do that too. Make it home. No arrests, no deaths, no bullshit tonight. 2026 can’t be a good year if you don’t make it there.

Let's be real: We take out a loan to buy the thing we need to get to the job we need to pay back the loan. The system is designed for a depreciating asset to be a mandatory life purchase. If you've ever felt trapped by a car payment, you're not alone.

In all seriousness, if you drink more than expected tonight, please text/message/@ me. I will happily pay for an Uber/Lyft if you don’t have the means to or anyone else to cover for you. Would like for y’all to actually make it to see the new year, please 🙃

the first sign of a bitch ass nigga. talking all up under women's clothes period. kiss and tell/"she a hoe"/"my boy used to..." any of it immediate 🚩

this reminds me of my favorite scripture

You can’t give yo pussy to a nigga who ain’t used to getting pussy cuz that pussy gon be eerbody bizness

You can't sell dope to these niggas cause they broke and they snitchin', got these niggas bussin' shots up in yo' business

Good afternoon you handsome and gorgeous. It’s the last day of 2025. What are your 2026 parenting intentions? I’ll share mine.

i grew up thinking it was bad luck to leave your christmas decorations up into the new year. my neighbors all still got theirs up.

There is no state in this country where you can live a comfortable life on $15 an hour.

i really hope so.

This is why everybody hated him and both sides linked up like power rangers to stop him. He is about to show us what's possible when you actually give af about the people who elected you and make everybody else look CRAZY.

I saw people who said we shouldn’t get the Covid vaccine saying they would be first in line to get the Monkeypox vaccine. People would rather risk death than being “ugly”. The ignorance in our community is baffling sometimes.

Looking to anyone last name Bush for leadership. Wow.

Duppy will get you if you steal them from people's graves...

I have a bill coming up in a couple of days, and my doctor an appointment for me to get a ct scan tomorrow. Altogether, this will be $145. Can y'all please help me raise at least $90 today, and the rest before 1.1.2026?

Everything adds up. Even if you have just a small amount to contribute, please help out if you can. Thank you 💛

I had to go ahead and cancel my appt since I couldn't make the goal in time. But I do still need $65 to cover tomorrow's bill and my meds.

Fuck, it was even called Stop the Steal. It couldn't be more on the nose if they tried

He literally stole the 2000 election using Trump's personal fixer. Rewriting reality to salvage past Republicans will not save us. This is what they have always been.

he's smiling and nodding like a proud dad.

No matter HOW MANY TIMES you point out how inept the party has been historically and all the way up to this point on very particular and immutable ways, the fact that they're not ✌🏾AS BAD✌🏾 blocks their ases from seeing how RIDICULOUS that even is!

Much like this asinine, "People didn't know, omg, stop being so mean!," thing, blankmans and womans do not believe in anything not said to them plainly and explicitly by a fellow blankperson. And even then, it's going to take at least one generation for it to fully *hand gesture* curl over.

it's time for a new party. that ship has sunk

I keep trying to articulate my thoughts & honestly I just hope that next year is better. That's it. For all of us.

Anyways, those AI videos are designed to make you think lesser of Black ppl, fat ppl, low income, any kind of marginalized group because when we’re all a joke it’ll be easier to kill us and you’ll be too desensitized to give a fuck by then. But yeah haha fat ppl falling or whatever

Haiti deserves so much more.

As a child who grew up in the home with folks who stayed together for the kids, I left EARLY and shielded my child from the BS

Kids are so such smarter and more resilient than they're given credit for. It's torture for everybody involved. LEAVE. & FFS pls stop having more babies when yall don't like each other already!!

i keep the key and everything.

You “model minority” in the head ass. You “I want to sit at the foot of master…” in the head ass. You “I only listen to Radio Free Asia” in the had ass. Mina Kimes, with no due respect, shut the fuck up and focus on sports commentary.

another one

tb some fucking "irredeemable" bitch ppl are dying and at the top of your list is running cover for bigots?!! idgaf if they redeemable or not! why should it matter to me?! elderly black ppl in mississippi or wherever tf figured it out. bigots can too. get tf out my face tb some damn panda vids.

HATE!!!!!! SO SICK OF THEIR FUCKIN DOUBLE SPEAK

the quotes is black ppl "foh" white ppl "she's right! this sums it up!" you always know if you are right or wrong by who agrees with you. which one of your parents says "nigger" when he sees your cohost in that pic on your profile?

which one of your family members voted for him? you might as well tell us since you pretending trump voters are stupid so you can absolve them. if the vast majority of ppl are completely ignorant, how do you explain the breakdown of votes by race? why are only white ppl soooo unaware?

Trump voters were not aware of Trump's number one policy for over a decade now. How could they possibly know?

Hi, I'm one of the 63 million people who voted for Trump in the last 3 elections. I shuffle my ass down to the ballot box every four years to vote for this guy, but I have never once consumed what you libs would call "news".

White people really got grace for everyone on the planet except Black people lmao. Now 70 million people voted for some motherfucker they never heard of or seen talk. Stick to sports.

Maybe don't take a strong political stance if you don't know anything about the candidates you're supporting? Being uninformed is a choice, and what they *do* know about who they support should be enough to stop supporting them.