just go ahead and pop that shirt off for us, big guy

it looks like zendaya has a really long inspector gadget arm

every so often Zelensky gets a chance to go back to to being a funny guy on tv and it's like his eyes light up and he loses 5 years of age look at his face man is SO HAPPY to just be crushing a punchline

funk soul only child 😞

Disrespectful and crude what Drew Carey did at that Phish concert but he gets away with it because he's the best at what he does

I am a friend and ally to female people

What's your favorite Sharia Ghibli from the Islamic Republic of Japan

I guess for some Americans the question “what if we made an astonishingly stupid racist con man the most powerful person in the world?” needed to be answered twice

Graham Platner googling how to uncover a tattoo

Mitch McConnell was in Congress during the Terri Schiavo case, so in a way it does feel like an act of delayed karmic justice if it turns out that it is in fact his turn to have the GOP puppet his corpse around to score political points rather than allowing him a peaceful exit with some dignity

(tom cruise doing the thing where he smiles even though he's really mad) eat your shorts? is that your message to me, bart?

Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies https://theonion.com/hostess-discontinues-physical-twinkies/

I really recommend the series “Patriot”, if you liked DTF St. Louis. Same writer/creator.

DTF St Louis is sublime? Why didn’t it break through more? It’s NOT what I thought it was. Beautifully crafted. Much artier and weirder than I thought it would be. Highly recommend. Need to know about why the police station is unnecessarily wonderful - like a theatre set for a Kafka adaptation. Love

It’s a beautiful evening, the National Mall is open and people are having a wonderful time.

In lieu of healthcare please enjoy another fly-over.

The security guard at the door:

eating a hot dog, leftistly

Niiiice

celebrating the good parts of america today. if you don’t think there are any good parts, just look to all the stuff the fascists are desperate to stifle

and a lucky 4th O' July to ye

There's no play here. There's no angle. There's no champagne room. I'm not a miracle worker, I'm an officiant. The math on this is simple. Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

KEN JENNINGS: Iain is here. Iain I heard you once found a big stick in the park. ME: Oh ho ho, not just once Ken,

(first day as a tattoo artist) oops. whoops. oops

Heat 2 is happening. Talking to a friend today, we were trying to think of an example of a sequel that's a *period piece* of the original, extending the original just a few years with new actors. I came up with X-Men 97. He said American Psycho 2. #filmsky www.thewrap.com/creative-con...

July 3, 1776, the Founding Fathers were betrayed and crucified, died and were buried.

If youuuu can believe it, it's a Friday once again! Everyone, have a great day! 📽️ #davidlynch #filmsky

Half way through the year, here's where I've stacked the 32 new movies I've seen. I liked most of them! The real stinkers don't start until those last couple rows.

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

He's talking to the hologram I can't 😩

Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."

I told a colleague to have a happy 4th and a happy 250th and goddammit I meant it. I love my shit for brains country.

I bet the Freedom 250 is spelled Free D U M B

︵╭–╮︵ ⊙ | | ⊙ | | | / |╰╯/ Would you like help? ╰—╯

remarkable that they haven't been able to fill this fake state fair thing with MAGA idiots. dead movement.

Let’s fucking gooooooooo

The second worst thing a box cutter has done to our beautiful country 😢🇺🇸

Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).

holy shit my invisible giraffe machine worked

Me: I'm bored Snacks in my house: BRACE YOURSELVES LADS

its crazy how one of the only jobs where you can openly espouse the most disgusting gutter racism on-the-clock is “person who makes laws and is in charge of everything”

I live in the Little Haiti neighborhood in Brooklyn and every single one of my Haitian immigrant neighbors has done more work in the last week than Megyn Kelly has in the last decade, and as far as values are concerned, being a racist nihilist like she is isn't something to aspire to.

It's a Friday once again! Everyone. Have a great day!

I'm uhhh pretty thrilled with this Etsy purchase Not an ad www.etsy.com/listing/4484...

you don’t have to be a christian for the words of cs lewis to resonate deep in your soul

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

pain is just injury hurting the body

me: *opens car door* wife: where are you going? me: my country needs me

this administration has a knack for producing short clips that make me feel like I’m literally dying