Bo Nix out here running because Jimmy Clausen walked...

Bills head coach Mike Tomlin

Nothing to complain about on the PI call. Pulled the arm down to interfere with the catch. Not a mugging-PI but PI to the letter.

One of the biggest moments in All-PI Offense history

As a Lions fan...I smell refball incoming....

A Josh Allen pick six would be something here.... #manifesting

Uhhhh...Josh? A quick word please? #bills #ohhoneywhatisyoudoin

You knew who was getting the puck as soon as the line change happened.

Marco Kasper is getting big minuted. The Finnie - Compher - Kasper has been flying all night.

The Wings game vibes are wierd. I saw a Curtis Joseph jersey esrlier, and just walked by an honest to goodness Matthieu Dandenault. Full on #11 Dandenault. Just....wow. #lgrw

"Oh George, not the livestock."

October 22, Crisler arena

I was "late" to discovering two shows in my time as a TV viewer. "The Sopranos" because it came out too close to "Analyze This" and it seemed like a knockoff. And "The Drew Carey Show" because it came along at a time when there was talk of a live-action "Dilbert."

With the amount of horseshit physical play Carolina got away with tonight? Just desserts.

The Wings finding a way to begrudgingly win over Carolina on Sergei Federov Night would be the most logical ending possible.

The clock at LCA is not having a good day.

Mickey: "Chiarot gets him up high, accidental." Me:

Justin Herbert is going to buy recorders and drum kits for the children of his offensive lineman.

Tony Dungy looking like he went for the Thanksgiving walk with his cousins. Get the man some visine.

Brock Purdy seeing Jalen Carter coming free & going full-tilt like a Peterbuilt towards Juwaun Jennings...

Given the recent track record of NFL medical staffs... ("If I had a nickel for every time a team medical employee popped someone's lung while giving a painkiller shot...") ...should we be letting someone have alcohol in the presence of people who hand out prescription painkillers like skittles?

Dont want to jinx anything but...well...you know... #FTB

(As quietly as possible whilst remaining audible) gopackgo

The fact that I actually plunked down for a full year of FanDuel has me wondering if I should start making targeted political cotributions.

Trying something different to help me keep track of a New Year's resolution. One book down.

I wonder how much dovetailing is going on with this, Tarik Skubal's future in Detroit or lack thereof, and the news that Jason Bennetti is on NBC's shortlist for national broadcasts. Also, reminder that the Red Wings & Tigers share a media deal, if Main Street/FanDuel craters, it affects the Wings.

(Quietly whispers) Lions Offensive Coordinator Mike McDaniel...

The Good Place. Nice concept to start a series with, nice swerve, well wrapped up. Not the best meal you've ever eaten in your life, but a good main course with a nice dessert.

H.P. Lovecraft would fit right in on modern-day Twitter. That's not a compliment.

Apparently ownership found out that he bought Lamar and a couple other players a cheeseburger and refused to produce receipts when asked.

The left side of Ottawa's PP unit has been hot hot trash tonight. Can't connect on a one‐timer, can barely accept a pass. They've left at least four scoring chances on the board simply because they can't do the basics.

Mickey Redmond is having a straight up existential crisis. "This game's never gonna end." "Good thing nobody's on a curfew around here."

That should probably stay no goal, there wasn't much contact but...if it's 1999 and that's a red wings jersey #96 in the crease, it's not goal...

Just like you draw it up

I enjoy Lions games more than Wings games, lately. In Lions games, the refs find a way to penalize Detroit. In Wings games, Detroit seeks out penalties and forces the refs to call them. Its a ying - yang thing.

Skating the Rideau Canal is freaking amazing. 12/10, would go back to do it again.

Ottawa yanks the starter between periods. Go ahead and hammer that panic button why dont ya? (Unless the starter got hurt.)

Gannon has a high bar to clear as fired Cardinals HC. Kliff Kingsbury bought a one-way ticket to Thailand and pubically told teams not to bother calling his agent. Betting window is open: +450 - Becomes a Hot Yoga instructor +875 ‐ Calls Aaron Rodgers and asks him if he "REALLY wants to party."

(Giggling uncontrollably at the thought of the 2029 press conference introducing new Liberty University head coach Ben Johnson.)

was reminded in the postgame chat: but that Lions win over the Bears was, indeed, for Andy Isaac. we miss you, buddy, and #FTB

Brady: "it's gonna be hard for teams to come into Soldier Field and beat the Bears." Bears: lose at home to a Lions team with 0 healthy offensive lineman, 14th string cornerbacks, and a pair of guys who were hired from FasTemps and briefly told what a NFL Safety is ten minutes before kickoff.

With a win over the Bears, the Lions have finished over .500 for 4 or more years in a row for the 3rd time in their history. The last time was 1951-54. Before that the Lions finished over. 500 from the years 1931-1939

I double dog dare these refs not to call that grounding...

A horseshit interpretation of a rule affects the Lions. Someone fetch me my fainting couch... (eyeroll)

Gretzky out here looking like he just got back from a Thanksgiving walk with his cousins... #WinterClassic

I am 83% certain NHL marketing had to be convinced not to have Gretzky waterski during a bit for the Winter Classic. "Wait...what if we have him jump something? I'm sure we could spitball something for him...wait wait...hear me out...I'm thinking maybe Jaws themed? Yeah? Who's with me?"

An incredibly generic country...ish artist named "Role Model" is the music equivalent of "Landman" and "Sheriff Country." This isnt real, right? Thus guy embodies the Family Guy Teen choice awards gif.

The Winter Classic is giving off youth hockey tournament vibes. I think it's the random photographers scattered around the glass. They look like hockey dads that are too cool for the stands. "Which one's yours?" "13, Panarin. If he breaks another stick I swear to god we arent going to B Dubs."