Eduardo Valencia is the 10th player in Tigers history with a HR in his 1st career AB He joins: 2021 Akil Baddoo 2020 Sergio Alcántara 2015 Daniel Norris 1974 Reggie Sanders 1970 Gene Lamont 1964 Bill Rowan 1963 Gates Brown 1948 Sam Vico 1944 Hack Miller

Eduardo Valencia homers in his first MLB at-bat!

Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History

Justin Verlander announced he will retire at season’s end:

This is a minor league team whose merch team understands the assignment. chihuahuas.milbstore.com

Maybe the solution to the male loneliness crisis is working in an NBA front office. Imagine coordinating a six team trade. So many phone calls with your dudes naming some guys.

Keider could start in left field and bat 6th today and i'd just nod. Not even worth wondering what the plan is for him, it changes by the minute.

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

Also, never a bad time to post this. Source: YouTube share.google/TKCjwYv4LXq8...

Wayne State acquires Casey Kasem and American Top 40 collection from radio historian 📚📻 library.wayne.edu/blog/2026/06...

Staffer: Senator McConnell is taking a much needed vacation with friends in The Hamptons

Philadelphia Phillies signed free agent RHP Hua Ho to a minor league contract.

Thisbisnt a fiar contest. Sudo could clearly eat as UID 0, then just switch to an other UID, or chown another UID's dogs as their own. #linux

Playing Lenny Kravitz’s version of “American Woman” at a 4th of July parade is wrong on too many levels to explain in a single post

If you haven't left for your 4th of july celebration / cookout / etc. yet, do yourself a favor and remember grab those baseball mitts out of the garage to bring with you. This is the best backyard catch day of the year. Don't miss out.

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)

the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed

I've spent an inordinate amount of time around airshow and jets of all kinds. That afterburner B-1 night pass is going to be very cool, but you could not pay me enough to be inside anything other than LONG telephoto lens range.

In all of this is lost this tidbit. Pope Leo's Chicago upbringing means has absolutely heard White Zombie. He's probably heard Super Charger Heaven. So when secret squirrels accuse him of heresy, there is a non-zero chance that in his head he hears "It is not hersey. And I will not RECANT!"

InfoSec Red Team vs Blue Team

this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me

Not that Utah was ever really "in" on Larkin, but that should pretty much seal the deal on them being "out." Trochek is a perfectly cromulent center, but he's got all the pizzaz of Andrew Copp.

JUST LIKE YOU DRAW IT UP!

AJ Hinch's thought process re: putting Jansen into a game. youtu.be/1wi-4WDhvT4?...

"Quick question, you want me to photoshop him in a Wings jersey for the social media post?" "NOPE." "But what about the helmet num..?" "The boss says no."

I'm assuming this is just $33 million dollars in pure blood money. His entire job is to Shish Kebab anyone who takes a run at Smith / Celebrini et. al. "OK Jacob, we're headed to Florida. Here's a copy of John Wick to watch on the flight and remember; Macklin is your puppy."

"Skinner went to the finals two years in a row" Yeah. Kinda like how Tony Kukoc is a 3 time NBA champion.

I'm choosing to read this as simply "Right Posterior inflammation"

Per Pierre on Tradecentre, the Dylan Larkin deal is "not there right now." Interwting talking head point that we all kind of know, but it hasn't been said outloud much: Larkins contract is now an absolute STEAL given the cap, and that may be coloring Detroit's valuation of Larkin.

Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦

I hear the Knicks are in on Mark Chapman and the Bulls might be getting to land John Gacy....

Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!

Aaron Boone might need a police escort home at this rate.

Tarik Skubal tells Jose to make like another Cabellero and sit down.

Random baseball fact from a saved article i was browsing: Bob Uecker once played against a team managed by Casey Stengel, who was born in 1890 (25 years after the Civil War) — then later broadcast games played by Jackson Chourio, who was born in 2004.

New York City is apparently ALSO Reilly's house

Man, Schlittler looking like....like....man I wish there was a euphemism for how crappy this guy looked in the 1st inning.

one (something's got to give) two (something's got to give) three (something's got to give) NOOOOW NORWAY OVER COTE D'IVOIRE NORWAY OVER COTE D'IVOIRE NORWAY OVER COTE D'IVVVVVVVVOIRE

Bennetti: "What a night for Kerry Carpenter in New York!" My brother in christ....Carp is 1-3 with a walk. The Times Sqaure Applebee's is more noteworthy than Carpenter's plate appearances.

AJ Hinch just walked out to the bullpen with a stack of Tony Packo's menus.

Easily one of my favorite stories about the production of #YoungFrankenstein. #TCMParty

Kroger wouldn't tell me how much this cost, and refused to sell it to me unless I met their price...

Thank you Kenley Jansen for making sure Tigers fans don't have to endure a "will they/won't they?" trade deadline with Skubal, unlike the current Red Wings mess.

28 years ago today, June 28, 1998, the Undertaker threw Mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.

The Tigers bullpen might be an issue. I don't know if I'm going out on a limb here. Maybe being a bit paranoid. But the vibes just seem to be a little bit....off.

I uhhh, didn't realize that Dark Side of the Moon was a country album but...here we are.