Happy 313 Day, Detroit! now let’s hustle!

So the Red Wings are a markedly worse team without Larkin and Copp in the lineup. We've successfully proven that hypothesis, tomorrow we'll be doing spectrum analysis on the sky, as our working theory is that it's a shade of blue...

make stuff. make stuff that's ugly and imperfect and messy. make stuff that will never in a million years sell. make stuff that's just for you. make stuff that has been done a million times before but do it in your way, and who gives a fuck if someone else did it better? just make stuff.

Idk if you didn’t want your team to get killed in March I wouldn’t include Caesar in the arena name but that’s just my personal opinion.

Why JT Barrett and the Buckeyes should have stopped just short of the first down line - just like the replays showed - rather than getting a first down,

Per McClellan, Copp to be evaluated more tomorrow, and is doubtful tomorrow. In lieu of flowers, a donation should be made in Andrew's name to the charity of your choosing.

Debrincat was totally lost on that play. He chased the puck like a freshman playing his first game with the varsity, and Florida made us pay. Goal wasnt his fault, but the lack of depth is rapidly rearing its head.

POLO! #LGRW

The NHL does not have an official disclosure policy on injuries. The translation looks like this. If they say: Unlikely to return: waiting to see if Tordorol kicks in. Will not return: in an ambulance now. Postgame: Day to day: week to week. A few games: Months? Years? A while: clinically dead.

Official word on Copp. Lower Body Injury, will not return tonight.

Oh goody, Andrew Copp's ACL just exploded so bad that lucky fan from Saginaw got to take home a piece of shrapnel. Super.

For those who dont live in places where tornadoes are a thing; if you ever see radar that looks like this, you are about to have a very bad time. This is the definition of a "hook echo." There's is a violent votex inside that hook that is whipping a full mother fathering thunderstorm around it.

IYKYK

Houston Astros optioned RHP Jason Alexander to Sugar Land Space Cowboys.

Me watching the Larkin replay. #lgrw

"He spent his entire 13 year career in Detroit, and his salary cap hit is still on the books six years later, please welcome back Justin Abdelkader..." #lgrw

Red Wings assign ASP and Domick Shine to the AHL. Seems interesting we are opening a forward spot. With Elmer and Shine both out and only Perron in (and possibly not healthy yet) seems like we need to move some guys in. Unless there's still a mystery trade floating around?

Huh, so we also threw in Dmitri Buchelnikov in the Faulk deal. Not sure how much of a needle mover that is. Buch was still in Russia, and is coming off shoulder surgery. Doesn't sound like a guy were had long term plans for.

Wait, we unloaded Justin Holl in the deal for Faulk? That's actually....not too shabby.

1st and a 3rd involved in the Faulk trade.

Faulk to Detroit apparently in, but waiting in the queue.

Elmer Soderblom to the Pens for a 3rd rounder. #lgrw #tradecentre

Nice to know that Nick Foligno "...considers [Marcus Foligno] his brother." Thats how far down the barrel TSN is having to scrape today.

TSN just finished absolutely deficating all over Elias Pettersson.

Corey Perry to the Lightning. In other news, Corey Perry; apparently still in the league. Sadly. #tradecentre

Nick Foligno to the Wild from the Blackhawks. Gets to play with his brother for the first time in the NHL. No word on cost, Minnesota is up against the cap so somebody's gotta move out. #tradecentre #nhltradedeadline

all these essays are written as timestamped notes i took while watching the movie here’s one from Armageddon

TSN chatter; Red Wings interested in Ristolainen, Ekman-Larsson, and 'minor' interest in Justin Faulk. Talking heads casually mentioned some "sticker shock" on Ekman-Larsson, and that the price on Ristolainen was "1st and a prospect" and that the Flyers were firm on price.

Am i just old, or does #tradecentre feel really shouty this morning?

Happy NHL trade deadline day to all who celebrate! Reminder that the Blue Jackets, Blues, Red Wings, Predators, Wild, Lightning, Panthers, Ducks, & Kings are the last teams remaining (officially) on FanDuel. As such they will all see a loss in revenue from media rights next season. #tradecentre

I'm: -Sad that to get green lit you need to be milking a proven property. -Slightly bolstered that Scrubs is turning in a plus-WAR season, so maybe that could happen here? -Acknowledging that Wheadon is a problem. Baldwin's a dick, too. And...Ron Glass is a "missing HoF Left Tackle" level loss.

Everyone in the Red Wings front office reacting to the shocking trade for David Perron.

How I arrived on Bluesky

It’s 3/3, annual reminder to raise hell and praise Dale

Well, the singles soundtrack starts with "Would?" So that probably goes first while I pick through everything else. That Monkees tape is gonna call to me like the green goblin mask, but that's not going to keep the palate clear for Pretty Hate Machine.

Aaaaaaaaaand John Gibson is out with an upper body injury and is unlikely to return. #lgrw

Scruggs played 0 snaps at center last year but ok. But, based on returns, it's hard to say that Monty got a raw deal. (I, however, am sad that i'll have to retire an obscure REM / NFL crossover joke.)

Here's an odd one for #skycards a glow Beech 50 twin headed to Pontiac...

Honestly my favorite part of this is the referee scolding the crowd when they booed the review result

Kirk Cousins career earnings: $331,000,000 (approx.) Bernie Madoff unrecovered damages: $18,000,000,000 (approx.) It would only take about 50 more Kirk Cousins' to perpetuate an equal amount of financial fraud.

Are you watching The Hunt For Red October again? Today’s the 23rd, isn’t it? What?

Weird situation at the Cubs - Giants spring training game. During the top of the 1st, the fire alarm starting going off. Fans started heading for the exits but umpires...kept play going. Now, yeah, probably a glitch but that is a HORRIBLE response by the umps. People have died in similar situations

Larks didn't make the NCAA Tournament in his only year at Michigan and has played five career NHL playoff games, this is a BFD for him.

By the way, a reminder on Jack Hughes, since the grifters are already trying to hijack his postgame interview www.vogue.com/article/meet...

And now the gifting of the beenie babies, as is tradition

Brock Nelson gets to proudly represent his country and finally put to bed the shame he feels for being 3 years too young to join the Army after the dastardly Spanish blew up the USS Maine

Wait are they about to play Jane's Addiction to start the medal ceremony?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?