THANK YOU. ITS ABOUT GODDAMNED TIME YOU SAID IT.

They did it again. They're rage baiting me.

(Nods in Jeremy Bonderman)

She cleared the fountains at Caesar's Palace, but appeared to have some trouble with the landing.

Put Villie Husso in. I said what I said.

"Mickey Redmond will be joined by Steve Yzerman next." Yes, let's hear Stevie talk about how we've stabilized the goalie position and added secondary scoring by...ahh... .... Sigh.

The Red Wings gloves are absolutely gorgeous. Gibson's pads are just *chef's kiss*

Waitwaitwait... @sickoscommittee.org has a chance to do something here....

GLEYBER "BIG UNIT" TORRES! (I'm still upset about the Senor Smoke nickname from last night)

"Hello baseball police? I just witnessed the horrifying murder of a baseball. Send baseball SVU. This was especially heinous."

This is shocking. I certainly hope he didnt...you know...buy them cheeseburgers, then not produce the receipt when the NCAA demanded it.

RILEY HOUSE! RILEY HOUSE! IT'S HIS CITY, IT'S HIS HOUSE! IT'S RILEY HOUSE!

the next time you find yourself getting Mad Online, try this: make a Les Miserables cast consisting only of character from Law & Order (*not counting SVU or Criminal Intent or other associated properties, if you really want to be challenged)

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ANDRES MUNOZ? YOU DARE SPEAK THE NICKNAME "SENOR SMOKE" AND NOT WHEN SPEAKING OF MR. AURELIO LOPEZ? GOOD DAY, SIR! #Tigers

Ok, the guy wearing a Cal Raleigh shirt catching a home run is a damn cool story. The Tigers fans around him seem genuinely happy for him. That's cool. That the shirts say "Dump Here" is bringing up a lot of questions that I dont want answers to. You made it weird, my guy. You made it wierd.

@hooverstreetrag.org checking for a roster for Cumberland, and looking for names like "Mordecai Vest", "Jeb Flaherty", or "Rubber Arm Morton"

USAF pilot Robin Olds scored kills in both of these aircraft

I like the "Abraham Lincoln sending a fax to a Samurai" bit that is going around. But for silly 1 to 1's: Mike Modano was on the roster with Dennis Maruk. Maruk was the last Cleveland Barron AND California Golden Seal.

"And by rule you cannot do that" is the best explanation I have ever heard from an NFL ref.

A timing route to Hollywood Brown? That's a choice...

Say what you want about the Jags, but Trevor Lawrence COMMITS when Jacksonville dials up the stumble-bum

Your reminder for Monday Night Football.

Gus goes into the Ericsson spot of "guy who has been waived so we can run him to and down I-96 for a while for cap purposes." Curious how the Holl situation will sort itself out. I guess they could proceed with contract termination, but that seems unlikely?

Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez

Welcome to Jonathan Ericsson town. Both players can freely move back and forth between here and GR for a few weeks.

With that win, Dan Campbell now moves into a tie for 4th all time in wins with the Lions with 43. It's a three-way tie with Joe Schmidt and Monte Clark. Next in the list is two-time NFL champion Buddy Parker at 47. Campbell has now won as many games as Matt Patricia and Steve Mariucci coached.

Frank Sinatra sat in that chair over there, and i asked him, I said, Frank, just between me and you, how many interceptions to Kerby Joseph have? He said Kerby Joseph has 127 interceptions this season. #Lions

Brant can't watch, unless he pays a hundred. #Tigers

Always bet on Carp.

That was not textbook tackling.

I have an extensive list of questions and an even more extensive, colorful, and quite frankly exhaustive list of adjectives and adverbs to modify the nouns and subjects of said questions. #Tigers

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Guardians fans being unable to make fun of Tigers fans for that divisional collapse is one of the really brutal monkey's paw curls to ever happen

Oh look, a Michigan team went into Ohio and won by three.

Will Vest. Rock solid, Mr. Dependable, he's been absolutely unflappable all season long, and I won't hear a word against him. #tigers

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I'd like someone to take a quick gander back at Leopold's signing of Parise & Suter to then-outrageous contracts. Leopold promptly followed that with ranting during the lockout about out of control contracts, a need for a salary cap, & demanding money off the top of the deals HE signed players to.

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Still not buying that Will Vest got a 4 out save.

(Sees who just came in for Skubal) One of the next three Cleveland batters is about to put a baseball into low earth orbit.

Death refuses to take this man.

Guess who just got back today...that wild eyed boy that's been away. Hasn't changed, hasn't got much to say...

Dan Campbell is the 6th winingest coach in Detroit Lions history with 41. He should pass Monte Clark & Joe Schmidt (43), Buddy Parker (47). Mathematically, he could catch George "Potsy" Clark and George Wilson's 53 this year. Wayne Fontes stands alone at 66.

PLEASE HURTER DONT HAM EM! (Sorry, I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel for Tigers skeets.)

One benefit of the Pac-10 Big-10 merger. You can now take random UCLA or USC division games and say things like, "Isn't this a rematch of the 1977 Rose Bowl?" And then when you're proven wrong, you can repeat the answer back in a Jeff Goldblom voice. "AHHH, yes, Michigan - USC. Of course..."

Standings nerd update: -The Mariners have locked up the AL West. They will be the AL #2 seed. -The Blue Jays, Yankees, and Red Sox are all playoff teams, but are still waiting on the results of the AL East & Central for seeding.

We've done the math: Born Jan. 3, 1975, Danica McKellar is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats Danica! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.