The way I run into the walls/doorframes you’d think I just moved into my house. Thank God I don’t bruise very easily. I’m taking it as a sign to slow down.

Mia

His hair must fall to his knees and thicker than cold grits or whoever quoted that was playing in his face bigly.

In this economy?!

I love when past me looks out for future me. Thank you past mcdeedus for knowing present mcdeedus would need these dairy pills. We love you.

Complaining about the show runners yet you hand them a half written manuscript. Shut up.

Me and my son have reached the “is this my shirt or yours?” point in our relationship.

I had to ⏩ through the casa show. I can only imagine how it was for the girls having to watch. Yuck. #LoveIslandUSA

Aniya has sad eyes. I hope she’s ok. #LoveIslandUSA

I like Xtina but is we talking about ppl screaming.

Must be three Mariahs. Must be two Ms Careys.

Happy Father’s Day ⭐️

Had some fries today and thought about the absurdity of the supersize me documentary. Why would he do that?

The reason the girls gave for picking Gabe makes no sense. They had the power and I would have kicked him and ol girl out for not respecting the shared space but for playing the game is insane #LoveIslandUSA

[with tears in my eyes] dudes rock

Also, ladies, if a man is following you and there are no hotels nearby? Start screaming like you just seent aliens descending from the clouds. Like Norman Bates done slid the shower curtain aside. Stuns them for a moment and then puts all eyes on y'all. Boom.

also the line "I'm not a victim of racism. I am a tormentor of racists" goes so hard love vinicius

IF YOU SEE THIS CLOSE THE TAB IMMEDIATELY this is a trick to install malware on your machine. it is not a real captcha system.

Do I have any mutuals in/near Philadelphia? My mom is there on a trip. We got a crash notification from my her phone on I-95 near the airport and the phone location is still there. We have not been able to reach her. If anyone can help, I’d appreciate it.

She’s doing the surgery for Ted. Who’s the reason she has a half sister in the first place. Yuck #BeyondTheGates

After seeing how manipulative Hayley was, how does Naomi fall for her bs still? Hamilton or not, I wouldn’t speak to her. #BeyondTheGates

Martin is a bitch and horrible brother to Kat. If they made her the whipping girl this whole time and nothing changes it’ll be a shame. It’s not fun watching someone being mistreated. Especially when others are rewarded for evil #BeyondTheGates

? She hit her with her closed fist multiple times and tried to pull off her clothes. Did you watch the entire video?

Daveigh Chase 🤍 (1990-2026)

Apparently, Boots Riley is going around harassing Black women who have been critical of "I Love Boosters". This woman is getting death threats. He was in Cheschaleigh's comments too after she & her co-host critiqued the film www.instagram.com/reel/DZvSgnw...

Happy Juneteenth! ♥️🖤💚

They tried billing her as Wonderbread Steph when she was in college, and it was a stretch even then. Among a league full of elite players, she's clearly upper middle of the pack. They just keep putting the ball in her hands tryna make her something she's not.

Caitlin is not fun to watch.

Not many things I love more than misheard lyrics. Yes tags count.

Mind you NOBODY was stopping the dwight gal from assaulting her, but soon as she put belt to ass guess who the FIRST one jumping to defend a ww in distress? 🙄🤦🏾‍♂️

That batter

Repost if if that's true 📢

Big Ellaaay

Hey yall what was that name they called him?

What if this was Nicole and Leslie? Would people say the same things to Nicole? #BeyondTheGates

Eve sounds magnificent on this tiny desk. Like she never left.

I see right through Kenzie. #LoveIslandUSA

Threads is occasionally very funny

Safe Space is funny. Good job @kevonstage.bsky.social

Can’t go wrong saying rotor or my personal fave “the moter mount”

Again.

Is there a proper way to dispose of small appliances? Do I just throw this air fryer in the dumpster?

Just a reminder that Broadmoor Community Church’s food pantry is open today from 10-12. 2021 S. Dupre.

Be still my heart

8 Ball & MJG’s Tiny Desk is in 2 weeks 🥹🥹🥹

People are talking about Kelly Price. Tell me why?

Raw onion, olives They are so widely loved that I know it’s a me thing.