It’s ok to mute me. I get it. It’s even fine if you block me. I know I can be a lot. Adding me to a list to try to get me mass blocked and e-jumped??? Aaaaw hoe you done took it there nie

See what the hive reduces you to?! #Pluribus

I had to reduce motion on this IOS update. It’s doing entirely too much.

Making cinnamon rolls has been on my to do list for a week. I decided today was the day. First thing, realized I didn’t have any eggs. That’s ok. I get to go to the store. Me and the babies can get out of the house.

i know it smells crazy in there.

You know, if I were the Carol in the #Pluribus situation the hive would be SICK of me. U mean I can talk to ANYONE? Ok ladies now let’s get information or whatever Beyonce said. And speaking of Beyonce, girl I’m tryna get all up in your mind.

The kind .. you find … in a second hand store

I wish Carol knew Manousos was coming. She would use the hive to meet up. #Pluribus

Scales love lying during the holidays.

I guessed correctly but for ALL the wrong reasons 🤣🤣🤣 #WakeUpDeadMan

I said you’n need no beat u betta hype yo bestie up

Girl whet??? You trying take my knees out???

The people who named it "Tar-zhay" are the people you threw under the bus, you absolute fucking losers.

We’re up! On NETFLIX! Please enjoy #WakeUpDeadMan at home or in theaters - we’re staying on 500 screens nationwide through next week. Theater finder link in my pinned post ☠️⏰🎄

Told my (ex)husband he could give me $400 a month for kids. He refused. Took him to court. Order was $600/month. He decided to escalate to next level. Now, the Order is $907/month.

Vanessa is EXHAUSTING Father. GUIDE DAYUM. #BeyondTheGates

I hate how Eva says “Tomas.” I bet the pronunciation is correct but I hate when she says it. #BeyondTheGates

You are pressuring her Tomas. STFU. #BeyondTheGates

Hayley looks ridiculous again. I think it’s the belt? #BeyondTheGates

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😂😂😂😂😂

What, and I can’t stress this enough, the fuck?

DFW people I’ll be here today! You can come drop toys off on ya lunch break if you work in north Dallas

And ho Ho HO

Lemme decorate the skyline with my favorite holiday video “Danita, it’s Christmas!”

Happy Friday, y'all 🎄⛄️🛼

This is so sweet 🥹

So the OG Spartacus had a black man Doctore. This one has a white one and a black woman gladiator. They gonna have to be real careful with that whip. #HouseOfAshur #Spartacus

Kat making herself smaller and taking the blame for Tomas and Eva makes me sick to my stomach. I hate all of it. #BeyondTheGates

Leslie don’t want em unless they somebody else’s huh? #BeyondTheGates

Naomi sure is understanding when it comes to Ashley and her stepfather. Maybe Hayley should have just asked first? iKid iKid #BeyondTheGates

I didn’t even know you could write an agreement that says no child support. Yikes.

Empathy and research. Lol.

I’ll go as far as to say people WITH kids don’t understand the reality of having kids. And I mean that shit. I’m not being facetious at all.

Understanding what it takes to do something ain’t the same as doing it. Thats what the “reality” part is. As much as you know, there is more. That’s all. It’s just fact man. I don’t know how else to say it.

This is funny 😂

How can you understand the reality of anything without experiencing it yourself? ANYTHING. I know this is a false equivalence but think about being black. Can a non black person ever truly understand the reality of it?

I don’t take to heart the opinions of ppl who don’t have kids. Not because they’re wrong, quite often they’re speaking from a good space and I agree…but because the reality is veeery different than what you ✨imagine✨ you’d do as a parent. It’s the most nuanced role in the world. Adaptability is key

Yes and this is coming from a person who has been on both ends of it.

Reposting this again cause it’s magnificent

The TV erasure is astounding! 😭

10 years later lmaooo this is JOKES 😭

😂😂😂 please make my day and say it was Dasani. The little one.

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Black people at that

I remember a commercial from a long time ago that stated smell is the strongest sense tied to memory.

Yes.