Please signal boost. Need a wheelchair tech who can help troubleshoot in Silver Spring, MD.

I live somewhere between “I’m a very sensitive soul” and “I said what tf I said!”

I’m straight up not having a good time today 😠

Yebba. Girl. Idk where you at but come back

This been dragging me with it

Its ghetto over here. Fun sometimes, mostly ghetto. A lotta noise complaints 😬

I gotta get gas 🫠

Okay, I’m going home.

When both are your kid <<<<>><><><><

I need to run an errand but don’t want you to go out in the snoooowwww

Let’s go together.

I’ve been lacking in affection

If I don’t have a husband by 2027 I’m damn sure gunna have a garage. Knocking snow off my car every other say is trash *pouts*

These niggas

I don’t think I would hate this if it didn’t have that big ass train.

Sounds like he needs to focus on him right now

I’ve grown to hate Teslas so bad. Not even because the dweeb that “made” them is a raging racist but because everyone who drives them acts like they’ve never driven a damn car before!

Imma be one of those parents that pushes their child to a certain career field because my daughter will argue you down about any and everything and you can’t tell me I didn’t birth biracial Attorney Woo Young-Woo!

The libra in me needs context.

Thick Bald (as one)

I don’t know what in the Kentucky fried FUCK that girl’s post has to do with the rape of that dude’s enslaved grandmother but Imma hit up my ancestors to hit up his to bless blanks into his ballsack.

I brought a lunch but I’m craving something…. Else 🫠

And if that’a the case please get me tf out yo face 😂😂 All yall live in my phone until further notice.

At the end of the day, man, the day gon end, but I always end up where the love don’t. But if you look up that start gon shine, I’m always in my glow 🌟

I hope nobody ever feels like I’m subbing them. Because im not. I will just quote you fr if I have something to say Hope you would do the same honestly. Let’s talk about it :)

C’mon send the man some birthday titties 🥹

The skyline could be discussing me for days and I’d never know lmaooooooo I’m very bad at playing scooby doo on this bitch

If you know me it ain’t funny anymore, if you OWE me aint no runnin anymore!

I ain’t never seen ass tear the SL apart before… Fuck Ronald Reagan.

We will find joy regardless of what’s going on around us.

I welcome December. It will bring celebration, reflection, connection, love, restoration, laughter, joy, beauty, fun, relaxation, protection, prosperity, revelation, clarity, purpose, family, passion, good health, friendship, new beginnings and fresh opportunities. ❤️ ✨ ❤️ ✨ ❤️ ✨ ❤️ ✨ ❤️ ✨ ❤️ ✨ ❤️ ✨❤️ ✨

I’m feeling electric.

Mind your black ass business 😂

Pinned ya, again 😏

My daughter just killed a bowl of frosted flakes and now she’s about to eat a polish. Imma need her to sit perfectly still for the next 2-3 hours because I’m not cleaning up any puke today.

I just know she back there entertaining a VERY confused/concerned baby 😂😂

2026 is definitely on the up and up. ☺️

Never thought I’d see a day we’d be nemesis 🐻⬇️

Leave it to me to be the one resident constantly cursing out my leasing office to fix shit around our building. We haven’t had doorbells since WE moved in (March) there’s people here who have been living here way longer than us who hasn’t had a working doorbell yet.

Because of my thumb injury I’ve become one of those people who texts with one thumb and one pointer and I may never go back. I’m sure I look ridiculous but ALOT less typos. Who woulda thunk it?

We supposed to get 6-8 inches Saturday and I just wanna know why I can’t say the same 😔

I left Thanksgiving dinner with to go plates AND a fifth of whiskey. Hallelujah 🙌🏾

Ooo baby, I get the ick over the most mundane things when I’m drunk. Let a nigga spit when he’s talking and I’m now in the corner lookin like this

I forgot I’m supposed to be at work for few hours tomorrow

Everytime a new couple on the skyline is revealed another nerve dies in my clit

I done stepped in something wet in my socks