These long overnights are the devil I tell ya

A burger and french fries cost 20 dollars. I don’t give a FUCK about Aliens! ( salute to the aliens if they pull up though)

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Starting to realize theres no normal hair girls. Cause why the one I was gonna have help me with my wig out here agreeing with the sentiment: Men are better leaders because they don't kill babies like women do with abortions Like noooo girl

People refuse to believe it and most who do believe it usually shrug it off but US prisons and jails are in fact torture chambers. Conditions are HORRIFIC across the board. People are OK with this on the whole.

Okay but I need this slutty ass top

Yes! So quick to "Learn to accept the 'reformed' MAGA voter" and then turn around and argue and talk down to black liberals that are cautious to lean further left like cmon

Therapy was rough as hell today.

No one: My grandma in the 2000s:

Legit not even saying it wrong it's just Ive been getting a lot of posts and its truly brick where?

a gorgeous woman talking about embracing your brickiness like I appreciate the sentiment but the messenger isnt effective

Stephen A just boarded the flight I loaded. Expected him to be shorter

I wouldnt be so concerned with being single if I hung out with friends more.

-sigh- I fear I truly may be a lady of the night because working these overnights have been pleasant

On overnight all week so that's fun.

Slept through Therapy today these night shifts are gonna be the death of me

Maturity will eventually allow you to say you just couldn't get into it too.

This is painful

This week is gonna be brought to you by cortisol :3 My sleep schedule is so fucked

Sitting in a bar drinking a beer myself with Good Luck Babe as my background music. Losermaxxing as they call it

Couldn't sleep after I got off so I did my dinner prep for next week.

Born to be a demon cat girl forced to present as a former highschool linebacker

Shocking

The party just kicked the can down the road again on Israel, deepening the divide between party members and their leaders.

It’s not a crime to be beautiful

I wrote about how US media is laundering authoritarian anti-gender politics through a frame of viewing restrictions on trans people as being led by progressive European countries rather than the reality that it is illiberal autocratic states. www.thedissident.news/the-launderi...

Tragic news: Unloaded 3 dogs at work and didnt have my phone to capture their cuteness

I decided to listen to Renaissance tonight to give me the bump I needed to finish my long workday and when Plastic Off The Sofa (my fave track) came on I got really reminiscent. It took till tonight to realize that my ex made me feel how that song feels. Which may be why it was my favorite.

(<_<) (*_*) (>_>) Time to be vulnerable on main

I would like to let everyone know; when checking out of a hotel, if you don’t need a receipt or something removed from ya bill, you can literally leave. You can’t be mad at me cause you stood in line for nothing!

Oop its getting warm outside so that means every weekend we're treated to kids running around Navy Yard and a bunch of people saying they need to be arrested on Reddit 🥴

I am not in any way arguing that literacy in America isn’t in an awful state, but worth noting this as a zombie statistic: the study cited explicitly states it is not equatable to grade level, some foundation made the analogy at some point, and now it gets cited as what the study actually says.

I want to get out and make more friends but Im a brokey

2 cotton Candy a birthday cake but this changes every week

Chat Im not gonna lie Im getting ground to dust by capitalism

More than funny, it perfectly captures one of the most annoying internet phenomena. This post needs to be a thumbnail in textbooks.

I know we say it often but Zendaya is beautiful.

A reminder that there's many trans people living in front of your eyes.

One day I wont have to celebrate behind a phone screen

You know it becomes easier and easier to see how deep the anti intellectual push has gone when you simply challenge "Republicans freed the slaves" and get people telling you you dont know history simply because its a fact

I usuly get fast food on the weekend but this bread and applesauce works too I guess

I just knew the week was going too well

Waking on my day off to food poisoning is not a vibe

I would like someone to make out with do I just post it on Indeed or?

These mini rice cakes will be the death of me but they are too good

I just started writing in cursive again!

FYI SSI AND TAXES youtube.com/shorts/eiSZt...

Dictators for Dummies Playbook: put their name or likeness on money.

Also Skenes out after 1 inning is wild

Listening to the Nats game while between shifts