@elleceedubya.bsky.social I found your people

“Por la mañana café, por la tarde ron Ya estamo' en la calle, sal de tu balcón” 🎶

I have turned the tide! My A1C is down to PRE-Diabetic levels. My gawd!

DARVO, if you will.

Talk about it.

Planter about to get in there and Fetterman.

Red dress laid out today.

all dopamine ain’t good dopamine.

There are some things that we’re just too old for, and too much time on social media can make us forget. Like…you’re not a “villain.” You’re 38 and poorly behaved.

“Disappointment is the worst accessory to wear. Take it off and put on that red dress to mask how you really feel.” This is how my brain works.

i don't understand how ppl can not have an inner monologue

From an objective news and fact standpoint (and take this at literal word)... You will never not talk about a sitting U.S. President.

Asé o!

Post that video when he gets BOO'ED.. I CAN'T WAIT. AND POST MAMDANI GETTING CHEERS !!!!

Unless it’s a shotgun, which you don’t need a license to own. (The emphasis on the statement below should be on LEGALLY not CANNOT.)

Behold, the most expensive NBA crowd we've ever seen. Each person paid more than a lot of people's mortgages to be there. Incredible.

This kinda shit will have me using SPILL exclusively.

Why is this app still glitchy? It’s terrible for real.

Y’all be like Cancers are SOooo sensitive. Don’t play with us, we cut off too.

Lots of folks defend trans healthcare restrictions with a line like "I don't think teenagers should make irreversible changes to their bodies." OK, let's talk about irreversible. Research shows transition regret is max ~2%. Meanwhile ~30% of trans kids have attempted suicide in the last year 🧵

it really is that when you think too long about it lol

Just like the olden days

I need the Mystics to win this.

Boosie watched all that gay sex in jail, got out & does everything in his power not to feel those confusing feelings again.

Right like they want social media worship, not engagement. And baby I am not interested.

All Black people are my fellows unless they’re bigoted or sell outs. A Black trans person shares my culture, & also my oppression as Black, & their oppression as Black compounds their oppression as trans. I am a Black disabled person & white disabled people are privileged in care & social treatment.

I am merely an apparition the culmination of all of God’s greatest decisions

Remember, at its base, the AI boom is about companies telling you they'd rather burn trillions of dollars in a furnace than pay you decent wages in exchange for the ability pursue their sci-fi and slavery fantasies.

Half a Tall (weed drink) + mango pineapple lemonade + a sour ale = Summer Yearning

No beets but it depends on the liver for me.

You see it!

Wemby's gone ghost. Looking awfully sweepy right now. 👻👻👻

get well soon Spurs. This might be broom material

If you want to experience real love, you have to be okay with vulnerability

I love this song!

My vibe is literally unmatched. If you don’t like me, you really a hater🤷🏾‍♀️

Well sure… but you CAN let us know you’re not a fuck nigga or stalker before asking the INTERNET to help you decide whether to engage with someone who might’ve left you for good reason. I’m just saying.

Black and Blue Sky is what it’s called when the app is glitchy

Food as high fashion bc the groceries are high as FUCK in this essay i will..

Bluesky needs to tell its mama to get off the phone cuz it’s fkn with the dial-up connection

Platner is an awful person?? Shocking! If only someone had seen the signs

People owning multiple homes and letting them sit vacant and unaffordable in a housing crisis is more insane.

Good news, iRobot is not happening any time soon with these dumbass robots 😭🤣

FML, I wouldn't want to be Graham Platner right now. Or someone in Maine. Or...a U.S. citizen, I guess. 😖🙄

Oh, you're back from suspension!

bit.ly/torah-for-palestine Join us June 23rd I love u

My toxic trait is that I have food in the fridge but I don’t want that.

My loose booty ass phone love tryna attach to the Xfinity WiFi even when it’s off. Girl calm DOWN lmao