Girly Whirl slept through the night, y’all! I slept through the night, y’all! I had good sex, y’all! I feel like a human again, y’all!

Love on the Spectrum. I’m late, but this shit is so beautiful.

You get this type of fandom when you set ticket prices at reasonable levels. Every other entity has out-priced their target audience.

Very much in a “Give Until Gone” era and want to be back in a “Grind Meat” situation again. Sigh. This too shall pass.

Every night around this same time, I look at my beautiful daughter and thank God that I tied these tubes. She is gorgeous and such a good baby, but I would really like to go to sleep for more than 3 hours at a time. People shouldn’t see this many hours on the clock.

I need to start documenting all the little shit my child brings home in his pockets that I find doing laundry. Last week: plastic ring. This week: mini rubber chicken.

This Jack Ryan movie is pissing me off.

Could’ve ended the movie, but wanted the man to turn around so it would look like a good shoot. Baby, they blew up your Black woman friend who happened to be the director of the CIA. Shoot him.

Whenever there’s a Black woman in power with a Black man in a deputy position on a spy show, they’re blowing that Black woman up.

There’s a mean joke in here, but I’m gonna leave it for someone else.

Tom is correct. The dialogue is the reason I could not get into the show in the first place. The writing is terrible.

More men are getting facelifts, y’all. It’s ok. We didn’t ask where they put the Kardashian mother.

My daughter is stronger than the Velcro on her swaddle now and it makes me tear up a bit.

It’s a lot going on this week and next. I’m just trying to make it to June 1st for some relief.

Oh girl. I’m watching at home.

Real day ones remember her on the first season of Vera.

Tomfoolery aside, bonnet down, legs up is exactly how I will be proposing sex to my husband from now on.

Who wrote it, who approved it, who put it on the teleprompter, and why did the news lady actually say it? Layers upon layers of tomfoolery.

Loewe makes shoes for people who don’t like their feet.

I would watch Marty Supreme, but every time I think about the run time of 2.5 hours, I move on. A movie about such a fast game as ping pong should be able to get the story out in less than 100 minutes.

Just finished Hacks season 3. I love a well-written show. HBO excels at this. I hope the acquisition doesn’t change that.

Nice thought to ask student athletes to boycott states disenfranchising Black voters. We’re about to think piece these young men and women to death. Meanwhile they’ll supposedly flee to states like Ohio and Indiana that are just as racist.

What’s stopping someone from turning the phone over and opening the Kindle app?

This lady literally wrote a check to pay. The cashier(s) didn’t know what to do with it.

I was born before call waiting.

None in use right now outside of my husband’s term of endearment for me and my mother’s we use for each other as a joke.

He did background for Erykah’s Mama’s Gun your last year. A joy.

I hate when I choose the wrong checkout line.

I chalked it up to a lil touch of tism and keep scrolling. I appreciate everybody being comfortable enough to share their obsessions and collections on here. Truly.

I knew something wasn’t right when I kept seeing the same outfit in different colors, but y’all ooh and ahh so much through the likes, I thought it was just me. Y’all do that a lot with a lot of ppl who post the same shit in different fonts though, so I just keep my takes to myself. God bless.

My last concert before the pandemic shut down was Raphael Saddiq. He took his jacket off and the whole crowd audibly gasped. That man looks so good for his age.

My freshmen year of college. We had a time.

A menace.

Happy Birthday, Stevie Wonder 🎂🎉🎊 "I think it's the album that all artists sort of gauge their greatness on." Prince on Stevie Wonder's "Songs In The Key Of Life" while receiving an NAACP Image Award 💜

Granny is grunting tonight. Reflux be tearing my kid up.

Bertha is finally asleep. Sleep soon come for me too.

Popeyes priced itself out its loyal buyer’s threshold. You can’t double the price of the 8 piece and be located in the same shopping center as Publix.

The weapons prospering a lil bit. My body is breaking down and ain’t no sub for me in running this household.

A true sitcom legend.

This still sends me 🤣 Happy 58th Birthday, Tony Hawk 🎊🎉🥳

The single largest voting bloc in the United States is cishet white people. There are more cis white women voters than Asian, Black, Jewish, Muslim, and trans people in the United States COMBINED. Please stop blaming marginalized people for their own oppression.

Meanwhile…people in committed relationships…

Just watched this yesterday afternoon. Very funny! Great job and congrats!!!

Living in a reddish state is particularly annoying because the election cycle is never ending. The texts and commercials are crazy.

Box braids were a question on Jeopardy! and the contestants were stuck.

Does rock music exist anymore? I cannot name one current rock band. White people should mind their business more. Lost a whole genre trying to be Boyz II Men and Jodeci.

Local travel spots being more expensive than recent years. Artists touring between albums.

Sponsored by Andrew Mellon? The Industrial Age rich people in this country used to have hobbies and supported art and science that benefitted more than just the 1%.

Waldo Cortes Acosta is my body preference in a man. He’s a nice-sized man.

Nobody collaborates better than a girl and her nail tech.