Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

Just polite reminder to those under the age of 35, the reason MySpace collapsed was because Rupert Murdoch purchased it and users quit en masse. Just a history lesson that might be relevant very soon.

This headline is SENDING ME!!! 😂

Kristi Noem running these absurd ads to recruit Chicago cops to "fulfill their mission" by working for ICE.

My MVP Harris book better get here before the rapture. Idk what kinda shit my postman be on.

Wait….maybe I DO like sports?

Whitey is currently criticizing kamala Harris new book because - ahem - it "has no advice for how Democrats fix their problems and win" I'm quoting Dave Weigel and yeah he's a DSA worshiping slug but still....

Look at it this way: When they get raptured tomorrow, we'll be able to take all their belongings.

another one 😢 youtu.be/o4a26PqWicg?...

This is literally me right now 😭

And if for some reason, I don't survive The Rapture, somebody delete my photo gallery, search history, my chat history, and streaming history. 👀 'Night.

And y’all never meet the moment at ANY time. He could “go” and the replacement had the same MATHS. Below is a list of folks to be mad at. Be bold at your Thanksgiving table and reflect or 🤐

🗣Now today's your wedding day..... congratulations ... Vesta 🕊 💙(December 1, 1957 – September 22, 2011)

“The national anthem don’t even slap like that”

This image is an entire Ted talk. I bet they have #ally #woke #BLM in their performative bios too.

Do we leave cookies out or….

I'm a little neurohabenero if you know what I mean.

Next up, the Power Rangers and the A-Team!

NASCAR and craft beers

There's a wrong way and a right way to report this

This means trouble for Laura Loomer, the secret head of Antifa

My niece found out ppl who think the rapture is coming are giving away all their stuff. Anybody got a nice car for me? Tryna become auntie of the year.

One very wealthy white man got his job back today (along with his 200 staff and production team) because of organizing, boycotts, and collective pushback. When will we see that same energy for the 320k+ Black women who were pushed out of the labor market?

Lmmfao these people do not know what allyship means. They think it’s a weapon that they can hit us with. Then they wonder why we don’t fuck with them. 🙃

Wild that all it took was 6 days before Hueless Newton went full mask off

There will be no Jimmy Kimmel for us tomorrow night. Nexstar is still refusing to air Jimmy Kimmel. And since our ABC station is a Nexstar affiliate, we will not be able to see it. As such, I still will not be subscribing to Hulu and Disney+. They are CANCELLED!

Transactional “allyship”

Who said you were my ally? Allyship is not transactional. You are shitting on the party, Democrats, doing its best with no tools, thanks to voters. You know this. Stop being a punk and dunk on rethugs without reflexively boomberanging on Democrats. That is not allyship.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

cannot stress this enough

I'd never have guessed less than a week

six days apparently bsky.app/profile/anna...

Don’t participate in the FUCKERY Just Observe

30 years ago?!?! 🗣What's in the box?!

And on the third day, Jimmy Kimmel rose. And the rapture happened.

Ertha Kitt as Blanche

✨My Golden Girls Lineup ✨

Jennifer Lewis

Since NVIDIA is trending, it's a good time to let everyone know that Larry Ellison joined Bluesky last week. Look forward to having him block me. bsky.app/profile/larr...

Me: 7 days ago….

Didn’t I call this shit last week?!? 😬 I fucking knew it.

The federal government’s reported plans to link pregnant people’s use of acetaminophen — the pain-relief drug sold under the brand name Tylenol — as a cause of autism could worsen their health and stigmatize one of the few treatments pregnant people have for reducing pain and fever, doctors warn.

it's so expensive to get your life together. therapy. gym. eating right. investing in rest. being social. getting a hobby. i'm tapped.

“Last night I reconnected with our sista Ms. Kamala Harris. She signed her new book ‘107 Days’ to Tonya and I.” 📸: Spike Lee

Everything about this headline is hilarious. And the YouTube views are a reflection of how wildly the right has overblown the number of people paying attention.