I can sing this. I’m rather proud that I can do her range. 😊 youtu.be/10L4t43KoxE?...

I think Dad might be one of the funniest humans on earth. And too few people know.

Hi!👋🏼 I’m growing roses. And it’s going well.

Ok, pumpkin fans, here it is: my final word in roasting pumpkin to make purée, a fresh version of the canned stuff. I’ve been doing this for decades. This works best: Preheat oven to 375. Cover large baking sheet w foil. 1/

Happy thanksgiving my loves! I’ve found out my nephews from my sister (RIP) are Tool fans. You have no idea how much this delights me!

How gorgeous do they look? PBO posted it on FB today 💜

Hey just a public service announcement that President Biden is still not senile and never was and this is going to be true no matter how many journalists totally fucked over the country in the most unethical disturbing ways. You can keep posting it but it's still bullshit so go fuck yourself.

Ok. I think you can sorta tell I’m falling apart, but it’s not as bad as I thought. Check us out - the same height! #MadamVicePresident

I’m waiting impatiently to see how bad I botched my photo with MVP by being a blubbering mess. And thank you to the wonderful ladies in line who understood & hugged me after.

I shook her hand, I thanked her, I stood for our photo, and burst into tears.

I’m at the event. Early, but better than late. There’s an idiotic video bus circling the venue calling VP “radical” for accepting transgender humans. Hateful dipshits.

Yep. I’m drunk in Miami. Cheers!

Ahem, there is a Lyft driver that I now adore. When I told him I had “sexy thing” by Hot Chocolate on my phone, he said, give me your phone. In 5 seconds he had hooked up my phone to his car & we went to my hotel blasting You Sexy Thing full volume. I love him.

Psssst…. Don’t tell anyone, but I think I may have caught a most intriguing & hilarious case of the drunks in Miami. I blame the rum punch.

And now, the rum punch. Cheers!

I went to the beach. And here I remain. I’m shocked at how empty it is. There’s a woman taking selfies by the surf, there’s a non-dancing dance music party a ways away, and I realize I am an old fart in a young city at 630 pm As I used to say in my own youth: the coffins don’t open till midnight.

Wow, Miami. You really are gawjuss.

Ima hit up this Miami Beach dispensary & get rocked outa my socks & go pay an alcoholic homage to Gianni. My glasses are Versace frames, so I wear a tribute. I will make THEE most of my 48 hours in Miami.

On a train to Miami! It’s supposed do be high speed, but so far? Meh. Going to see MVP!!!

I’m visiting Miami for the first time ever this week. Weird that I’ve never been, considering I lived in Winter Park in the 90’s. I’m going to see MVP. I would be delighted to meet any fellow KHive at the event or before. DM me if you’ll be there, fam. ❤️

Good morning! 🌞 My powderfuff is *exploding* with flowers. 😊

Good evening. My exalted mum n dad took me to dinner, where I had some unbelievable prosciutto. Sent them home with pie. Mum just called, to say, mouth full, “OMG” about the pie. 😊 Seriously though, LOOK at that prosciutto!

Good afternoon. I just made the most beautiful Pumpkin pie. Homemade pumpkin purée, Marie calendar’s crust. I’m so proud! 🥹 😭

Good morning, friends in Florida. Prepare accordingly.

Hi! 👋🏼 Marked reduction in panic attacks from staying off social media, but as a person who doesn’t socialize much I miss you guys a lot. A lot a lot. Anyway, here’s the payoff of planting so many hummingbird feeder plants. They’re now here every day. They really love the fire bush.

I’m in hunker down/gird yer loins mode. Politically, I’m up to far more shenanigans irl than online. I’m having fewer panic attacks by limiting my time here, sadly. And while I do enjoy yelling at some dipshit online for being a republikkkan, I’m personally better off this way. & I miss you, too.

I’m having a breadgasm. @clubbing-guy.bsky.social

I’m rewatching Rome. Purefoy is literally the greatest Antony ever. Not just bc he’s naked in one episode. He’s just so perfect. Smarmy & arrogant & perfection for the role. His smirk never got its due. He peaked as Antony. You love to hate him & hate to love him. Oh, and he’s naked. S1E4

The DSA, aka the party of Zohran Mamdani, has gone full-on, openly antisemitic. Miss me with your antisemitism cloaked as "antizionism." We see your Judenhass. www.jns.org/democratic-s...

"But the Black woman was the problem." See, mofos thought they were playing political checkers, and got checkmated in chess by a fucking idiot. Trump has blood on his hands, but so do all those Abandon Harris and Genocide Joe folks. So nap on that, fuckwits.

Happy birthday, my Dougie. I love you so very much.

Hooch History: Whiskey’s been around for about 600 years. Wine has been around for eight thousand. But beer? Beer has been around for at least 13,000 years. Beer wins!

#YesOn50 #Prop50 #VoteYesOnProp50 Stay focused California Democrats. We’ve got a special election to win on November 4, 2025. Return those ballots and tell 3 people you know to do the same.

These protests of Kamala Harris at her book signing when Trump is tearing up the country are making people listen to these so-called Palestinian "activists" even less. They are jokes now. Too bad Palestinians don't have better activists in the U.S. But now no one with sense listens to them anymore.

It's a good day when a sex offender gets slapped by karma.

Tis the season! How cute is this? It was a jigsaw puzzle I did, now I have to make them.

Hi. 👋🏼 I’m super fucked up these days, but I am enjoying the colors of my Flo Nelson roses.

This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system. I am not fearful — I am fearless. We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..

I'm gonna need white people to stop telling Hakeem Jeffries to do something when you all couldn't even confront your family and friends about not wanting to vote for MVP.

I hope you are following as many Dem congresspersons as possible because everyone is going all out messaging about the shutdown. I don’t want to hear ‘only ___and ___ are doing anything’. Pay attention and join in. WE need to do OUR part to help. Messaging is not just up to politicians.

If you think you’re going to check Bernie Sanders’s skyline and find him talking about the invasion of Black and Brown communities over the last week you’re wrong. Again…there’s a reason Black Folks reject him time and again. His pretending racism doesn’t exist helped get us to where we are today🤷🏾‍♀️

Whether you like it or not, this is our painful truth in America.

I don't make the rules but I follow them!

Good afternoon. Mum has never seen this. Now that she’s watched & enjoyed, rules are rules. youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

Black people are angry and it’s justified. The U.S. blueprint for attacking us is being used again though far too many white media /Americans continue to liken Trump/Stephen Miller & Kegsbreath & RFK’s actions to Germany

Mum has given me her instant pot. I don’t think she ever used it except as a slow cooker, and I am STOKED about mashed potatoes in eight minutes!

We let the racism divide us again & again because we could not get over the loss of slavery. We did not deal w our discomfort and do the work. We still have not. During the 1920s, cultural conflict and modernization helped resuscitate the Ku Klux Klan (KKK). billofrightsinstitute.org/essays/the-k...

I hate dramatizations. Monster has been so full of bullshit, it’s hardly tolerable. I don’t think I can go past episode 4. The dude never had a girlfriend, never got laid by the living, and never took children to his home to show them his grotesqueries. BULL SHIT I’m sticking to documentaries.

Meanwhile crickets from the Hamasniks…