I haven't heard a single post about this anywhere-- disney's had their animators reanimate some of their recent iconic songs in ASL?? here's "we don't talk about bruno"??? this is amazing??? www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrv...

It was #420 today, and usually my neighborhood (Haight-Ashbury of SF) becomes hell, but since it was raining really hard, nobody came out. Small blessings.

Kicking my feet in bed while drawing my gun for my tomodachi island

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

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Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

Donald Trump on his first day in the Oval Office:

a guy in a DSA shirt just ordered a bahn mi and limeade at this restaurant. interesting a self identified “socialist” would do this instead of licking moss or lichens off of rocks

Whatever you do,

Yeah, but let’s see it try to wash all my dishes AND do all my laundry AND take out the trash. I bet it can’t!

I would say every citizen living life in peace, freedom, and prosperity would be the crowning achievements of a civilization, but sure, iPhones.

It's cool how one of the ways you show that you want the Democratic nomination for presidency is going to Michigan and giving a big speech about how annoying your voters/constituency are.

Don’t retweet propaganda in my feed, or the next stop is Block City.

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

Take the wrong lesson from a movie: You are not some impotent loser. In fact, you are a super cool badass, everyone who disagrees is an enemy, and all you had to do was take a "red pill" to figure it all out. —The Matrix (1999)

Some job news: I now work in the newly-established Federal Department of Metaphors. How are we doing so far?

eventually he was executed

Re: nostalgia for VHS tapes and other analog media, I saw someone say like "a VHS tape never sold my information to a nazi" and yes that's true! But the reason it's true is actually because Congress passed a law in 1988 specifically making it illegal for video stores to sell your rental history

They're cowards for not doing this.

i’m such a stupid fucking mark for trying to “work” and “follow the law”

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

I never want to be a killjoy so I won't get in the way of people dancing in the streets when he drops dead but I think one reason everyone is so thirsty for it is we tacitly understand that to be the only consequence he'll ever face. Which sucks! There should be way more consequences

Oh, he blocked me? Good thing I kept a screenshot. Name not obscured because… tough shit!

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...

Oops! All Strings From The Casings Of Snap Peas

You don't know what you're talking about.

Longer version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bgh...

Good week for my favorite music acts: new They Might Be Giants album and a new Boards of Canada announcement.

📼🌐☀️🙏 #BoardsOfCanada #LP5

My Reginos. He is-ah so sad! 😞 🤌

My Reginos. He is-ah so sad! 😞 🤌

i was just telling someone the other day that the internet needed one more website that sucks ass and doesn't work

logging on to bluesky

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

A car.

Umm I was joking Allbirds

Science literacy rates are at an all time low

This amazing (real!) thing that is happening next month would make an absolutely incredible episode of Frasier

Who says there's no antisemitism from the left on Bluesky?? 👇

RIP, voice of Wolf O'Donnell (as well as hundred of other roles and commercial spots)

It's happening. It's really happening. *sobs* #BoardsOfCanada #LP5 www.instagram.com/p/DXHH7TKjUt...