[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO

Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice

Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt

Dudes Rock

roll a deception check with disadvantage

Once again I have been victimized by being told to shut up by the small vicious community i spend all my time publicly antagonizing

!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social: is.gd/paU8Ko (It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

support independent media. idk what else to say right now.

You cannot hide the soul.

Since it's come up again, I'll try to succinctly state my view on "AI" as we think of it in culture & tech these days. I think "Big AI" products (ChatGPT, Google Gemini) are mostly terrible for society, because they've been foisted without consent on millions, with lies about what they can do.

Is everyone in this field a stupid dickhead, or just a great majority of them?

Fuck normal PC cases, I want the eyesore gem case.

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

Andrew Tate　　　　San Francisco 　　　　　　　　🤝 　　　　　Power knocked out 　　　　　　this weekend

I cooked by the light of our Hanukkah menorah, believe it or not. 🕎😊

Hope the power comes back on soon so I can cook dinner. 😥

RIP, 1¢.

I heard a lot of stories like Duane's when I worked at the National AIDS Memorial. People whose lives were upended by this deadly disease. I want to think more people have learned from history, but too many refuse to.

update: now she lives in my house

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

from the article about the Brazilian alcoholic drink "Axé" on Portuguese Wikipedia ("The cat and dog wait for their owner at the bathroom door while he feels unwell after ingesting Axé.")

Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner

JFK’s niece: h/t @jamiegangel.bsky.social

Everyone should just make shit up as to what is redacted and make the DOJ prove us wrong. They can't sue us cause there would then be discovery.

I'm so glad that RAM card prices have tripled so that we can get extremely wrong and dumb answers from LLMs. 😎👍

absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos

fresh gift link here www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...

ngl the betta fish has been a tremendous addition to the newsroom

I love that crypto guys are setting up these little barbarian camps all over. little annoying civilization-style NPCs that pop out a bunch of resources when you conquer them. piñata nations

I play puzzle games.

There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult

Going into 2026, a reminder for everyone who's fallen off the creative wagon, game dev, writing, art, music, whatever, no matter how long:

Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."

Someone today told me that 'Kpop Demon Hunters' was just 'Alvin & The Chipmunks,' only with Kpop and demon hunting in it instead of the Chipmunks and Dave, and I'm inclined to agree.

whoever is writing reality lately is really getting heavy-handed with it. no subtlety at all

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

This entire weekend

I just read the new SPINAL TAP book and there’s a moment where Rob Reiner and the rest of the cast ask each other which projects will lead their obituary. Rob was sure “Meathead” was going to be the first line of his. Tonight, everyone’s teeing off with “one of the greatest directing runs ever”

Rob Reiner made THE PRINCESS BRIDE. He made WHEN HARRY MET SALLY. He made MISERY, SPINAL TAP, and countless other classics. Rob gave us a great gift, and his and his wife's senseless murders are a devastating loss.

Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.

Developing: At least 10 people were killed in a mass shooting at Bondi Beach during a Hanukkah gathering in Sydney. Police say one shooter was killed and another is in custody. Video shows bystander Ahmed al Ahmad tackling and disarming a gunman.

Jucika Prepares for the Ball (Sound design by hypnadot on NG)

The speeding discourse really underlines how many people think that everybody gets one day of their life when they're in an action movie

TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit

25 Years of Deltron 3030 www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZVh...