Stealing = giving more squirts of brown mustard than permitted

Rest in peace. Ich werde die Serie ALF immer lieben. #RIP #AnneSchedeen

The 4 teenage archetypes as represented by 1990s song titles.

#RIP king. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLSR...

RIP to a far too underappreciated music artist. Oliver Tree was one of the good ones. :(

This is what happens when you use A.I. instead of an artist 🤔 🍆 🎇

New Yorkers singing Empire State of Mind

HISTORY.

A problem with some open source people is that many can’t parse the difference between being technically able to do something in software and good software that can replace commercial software and if you want to kill Windows you absolutely need the latter. And we absolutely need to kill Windows.

today I discovered this incredible story of a minor league pitcher who is 6'4 wears glasses and a ginger beard who hurt his elbow and went to the doc for Tommy John surgery and was mistaken for a pitcher from a diff team who was also there for TJ surgery on same day anyway heres their pics and names

I can't wait to hear about the first murdered trillionaire

8,000 founds?

we are going to see more photos of the new trump algae infested reflecting pool than we ever did of the old algae infested reflecting pool lol

For those of you that escaped the last 3 endless black holes

[Boner Warning] All The Sex You Want With A Voluptuous Girl With A Big Ass Who's High! She Loses Her Mind And Becomes A Slut Who Wants To Get Pregnant LOL

Do you dare poo in THE LONE TOILET?

Very well. I will drink the drink

im getting word that my trolls are taking advantage of their newfound ability gather in darkened chat rooms to accelerate their plans to; you guessed it, murder me . is that Responsible Use as delineated in the Terms of Service? No it is not

wow that's a lot of group chats i've already been invited to. if you haven't yet been invited to any group chats i bet it's because everyone secretly hates you

i'm not good enough to die early and not evil enough to live forever, i will die at the morally neutral age of 62

Please Use AI

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

Man how is this real

I just saw girl outside with a big pink bow in her hair, like an anime character. She wasn't in cosplay, though. She was just dressed normally while walking her dog. I don't see a lot of feminine dress here in this city, so it stands out when I see it.

Allegedly the banned-for-life list from the soon to shutter Parkview Tavern.

I wish there was a rapture but for assholes

are you man enough to handle the MANNKITCHEN PEPPER CANNON? Only $270

Here, have a dollar— In fact, nah, brother man! Here, have two Two dollars… hmm. Doesn't really buy much these days, does it? It's probably not much of a big deal to you either #ConsciousHipHopIn2026

Did anyone every acquire the rights to "How Bizarre" by OMC so we could learn how that story ended?

LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.

Trump getting booed lol

basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.

Astronaut Stanley Love went viral during the Artemis II mission when not-so-subtle anime references were spotted in Mission Control. Erica Friedman talks to Dr. Love about his fandom, magical girls, and more.

Tonight, should Allah will it, his aim will not falter.

looks like my "I will never need to know who tf Spencer Pratt is" stance has paid off

Here, have a dollar— In fact, nah, brother man! Here, have two Two dollars… hmm. Doesn't really buy much these days, does it? It's probably not much of a big deal to you either #ConsciousHipHopIn2026

Not quite the update I was hoping for (new single or EP), but nice to see more Inferno artwork up close.

Tankies would rather cum in your sink than go to therapy

would howl rip one like this or like this

Why would I want to survive an apocalypse? Life seems pretty bleak after one, from what I gather.

This might be the best video ever

People like Kane and many many others that do care about human art and the creative process have been a beacon of hope while trying to navigate making art in this current climate.

A terrific actor, an essential part of one of the greatest TV shows ever, and from what I’m hearing, a really good dude. Rest in Peace, Anthony Head.